Meiman: Get a Ghost Rider at the beginning

Roger finally paid -

Roger couldn't do such a shameful thing, but he paid for it with his and Star-Lord's money. Yondu didn't give them money for drinking. Bah, Yondu asked for the money.

The bar owner was unsure about Roger's relationship with the collector, and Yondu and the others didn't spend much money, so he gave up. In the end, Star-Lord and Roger walked out of the bar in a big way.

When Roger was paying, Star-Lord saw the numbers on his personal terminal, and his jaw dropped in shock. Only a ghost would become a star thief with so much money.

After walking out of the door, Sha Diao Xingjue directly made up his mind and hugged his thighs. Such a lot of money would never be spent in a lifetime. He could try things he had never thought of before. Hehehehehe...

"Hey, don't be stupid, the money is mine, not yours." Roger rolled his eyes.

"Huh? Brother Jie, do you know what I'm thinking?" Star-Lord said in surprise.

"Your saliva is drooling. All you need is a word "funny" carved into your eyes. No one can see it..."

Star-Lord: ".........."

After leaving the bar, Roger thought for a while. What he lacked most now was a spaceship. Asgard's spaceship was an antique from 1000 years ago, and its speed could no longer keep up with the current era.

I bought a spaceship and then bought drinks from the barren land. I don’t know how many drinks I have to drink to get my genes strengthened, because they are all processed and diluted. What if I eat them directly? ?

Roger glanced at the ground, the thick soil...

Isn't it a bit silly to just chew the dirt, or jump into some mine and just eat it?

"Ahem, Brother Jie, you can't eat that thing directly, it will cause poisoning or death." Star-Lord coughed and said.

"Well, you know what I'm thinking?"

"Of course, I can tell when you look straight at the ground. Many people have the same idea as you before."

Roger: "......."

Star-Lord began to explain that because the brain tissue jelly, cerebral spinal fluid drinks, bone meal, etc. produced in the barren land are of great value, people who come to the barren land will always sneak into the wild and pick up a hoe to dig secretly.

However, just like a rotting corpse, people will be poisoned if they eat it. The head of this god group has been dead for too many years. If it is eaten directly without processing, not only will the genes not be strengthened, but it will poison people to death. In other words, the hand will react Effect.

Later, many ore thieves also became honest, because they did not have a series of high-tech equipment to refine the poisonous ore they dug out.

"Because the refining equipment is very expensive, even thieves cannot afford it, and even if they can afford it, there is no corresponding formula, so few people buy or sell raw ore on the market, and they basically buy complete products produced in barren lands. ....."

"Oh, that's it. Forget it, let's buy a spaceship first..."

The two of them crossed the long city and came to a place specializing in selling spaceships. They saw all kinds of spaceships on the ground, large and small, some round, some oval, and some irregular. .

There are also some people who don’t know what they think, and they have made some weird things. Is that a rake?

"Hello, two guests. Welcome. I don't know what kind of spaceship you want to buy. We have everything here." An alien with an octopus head greeted the two happily and introduced them enthusiastically.

"Two guests, please come here. We have the latest model of spaceship. It needs to be good at defense, fast, and powerful in attack. It has everything you need. Even if you two want to buy some prohibited warships, we can also get them for you. ."

The octopus-headed star man waved his octopus arms happily and introduced him happily.

"Brother Jie, how about this one? Although it is small, it is very fast, and it is also a military warship from the Kree Empire. Except that it does not have a star cannon, it is very good in defense." Star-Lord pointed to a small spaceship .

Roger did not make a decision immediately. Instead, he curiously pointed to a sailboat not far away, "Is that thing a spaceship too?!"

The Octopus star looked at it and said, "That one is sold by a Star II. It is a spaceship that won a prize in a spaceship creative competition. It looks very good. If you want to buy it, I can sell it to you at a [-]% discount." .”

Star-Lord pulled Roger over unhappily, "Brother Jack, don't be fooled. That kind of spaceship consumes too much energy. Whoever buys it will be taken advantage of..."

Star-Lord explained that this type of spacecraft is open-air like a sailboat, so during the voyage, the shield must be constantly opened to protect the deck so that people can move on it, otherwise people have to enter the cabin.

Continuously opening the shield on the deck during flight is very energy-consuming.

In other words, it is just like the Ferrari on Earth. It is only suitable for decoration. It is useless to travel long distances. Moreover, the key is not the warship. The defense is not at full level, nor is it equipped with various ion cannons and planetary cannons for star battles.

"In other words, apart from running faster and having a good-looking appearance, it has nothing to offer?!" Roger blinked, not knowing what he was talking about.

"Ah, yes, and the capacity is small, not as big as Yondu's spaceship." Star-Lord said.

Indeed, even though Yondu is a star thief, he is a large star thief, and his spaceship is at the level of a mothership, which can enlarge dozens of small spaceships.

Roger patted the octopus's head hard and said cheerfully, "That's it."

Star-Lord: ".........."

Octopus Head said happily, "Guest is really wise. I will handle the formalities for you. Please come here and swipe your card."

Looking at the octopus head that hurriedly pulled Roger over to pay, Star-Lord smashed the opponent's head with his fist, even though the opponent itself was a mollusk.

"Brother Jie, don't you think about it again? That kind of spaceship is really worthless," Star-Lord said anxiously.

"No, it looks good and can run fast. From now on it will be called the Black Pearl, hahahahaha~"

"By the way." Roger turned to look at Squidward, "I want to change the paint and the appearance."

Squidward is using several tentacles to pull out his head.

puff!

"Ah, of course there is no problem. It only modifies the external structure and has no impact on the interior of the spacecraft at all. Please come to our VIP room to discuss what kind of modification you want to make. We have the best designers to modify it for you personally."

"Let's go then."

Seeing Roger and Squidward holding each other's back, Star-Lord had no choice but to follow them. He had said everything he needed to say anyway, and it didn't cost him any money.

"I'm going to make the sail a three-pole one, and then I'm going to get some tattered canvas, and I'm going to print skulls and pirate flags on them..."

"The defense needs to be modified and strengthened without affecting the speed. Well, can the shape of the ion cannon be modified? I want to change it to one that looks like an old gun barrel from the seventeenth century. Have you never seen it? I will draw it for you. look."

In the conference room, Roger and the spaceship merchant vigorously put forward conditions. Because they sold the Ferrari in the spaceship, which was a useless thing, the Octopus people only nodded their heads to Roger's request, and also promised that the exterior would be free of charge. Transformation.

Roger was not polite and made various seemingly strange requests, such as modifying sails. Sails are useless for sailing in the universe, but customers are God.

Then they requested that the ion cannon be transformed into an antique red cannon shape, and that the hull be made black.

Finally, glass was added to the cab of the cabin...

Finally, in Star-Lord's eyes, a seventeenth-century pirate ship appeared, with a large skull embroidered on the sail.

"Ahem, Brother Jie, are you planning to play a pirate ship?" Star-Lord asked in confusion.

"Of course, oh no, it's purely a personal cry, hahahaha~~" Roger laughed.

Later, under Star-Lord's painful gaze, at the specialty sales place in the barren land, Roger ordered "drinks", "jelly" and "protein powder" worth one billion. '

"Don't feel so bad. This is my money. You feel so bad for me. It's embarrassing to see..." Roger was speechless.

"I...Brother Jie, you don't know the value of this money. It's completely different from the money on Earth. You only spent 200 million on the spaceship just now."

I don’t know, but the Infinity Stones are only 40 billion...

"You don't understand. Not only do I eat these things, but my eldest brother also eats them. Alas, he has a big appetite. I'm afraid even one bite is not enough for him." Roger sighed.

Of course he wasn't talking about Po, who doesn't eat real things, but Unit No. [-]...

On Yondu's mother ship, when Roger drank until his stomach couldn't hold it anymore, he had a sudden idea and summoned Unit [-], and then gave him some protein powder from the barren land, as well as jelly and drinks. .

Unexpectedly, after eating Unit No. [-], his eyes lit up and he actually grabbed it without the owner's control.

Roger was in a hurry. In order for Unit [-] not to eat the packaging of those tin cans and have diarrhea, he opened the cans vigorously.

In the end, Roger ate the specialties of the barren land, and the rest went into the belly of Unit [-].

Roger felt it carefully. The momentum of Unit [-] had increased a lot, and he was overjoyed.

After all, my stomach is limited. Even if I eat jelly and drink protein powder for three meals a day, I can't eat much. However, the No. [-] machine's belly is so big, and it is still my powerful partner, so I might as well let it eat freely.

The family is big and the business is big, but the landlord has no spare money, so he cheats the collector of hundreds of millions of dollars, and then uses his money to buy his products...

"Eh, that's not right. Bah, bah, bah, won't the money go back to his hands? Bastard." Roger dropped the bottle in frustration.

"What are you afraid of? Brother Jie, you can't spend all your money~" Star-Lord was kissing a beautiful girl from the Xiah Empire in his arms. Don't mistake her for the shape-shifting female Paopao.

Roger also rolled his eyes at Star-Lord's character of being able to prey on women.

"Buy one more specialty product, and it will be used up..." Roger rolled his eyes, "At that time, there will be no income, and you will have to sell your butt to support me."

"........."

"Ahem, Brother Jie, no one wants a rough guy like me. I just have to earn it after all the money is spent."

"How to make money? Tell me? I don't want to work part-time. I won't be able to work part-time in this life, and I don't know how to run a business..."

"You can go and rob~" Star-Lord opened his eyes wide, "Yondu doesn't know how to do business or work. He only survives today by robbing..."

Roger opened his eyes wide and looked at Star-Lord. He always felt that there was something different. Isn't he a superhero on the side of Marvel's justice?How did you become a star thief...

Something is wrong, no, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong. I built a pirate ship, don't you think so deep down?

In the final analysis, it is because deep down in my heart, I don't regard aliens as my own. I grab some aliens whose appearance is completely different from myself, and I don't feel any emotion at all.

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A week later, the Black Pearl spacecraft, or space sailing ship, was officially transformed, and its appearance was no different from a seventeenth-century sailing ship on Earth.

But it is a real spaceship. Since there is no resistance and no air in the universe, the spacecraft does not need to be built to comply with aerodynamics. Even a rake can fly at will.

So on the deck of the spaceship, Roger made three sails, with a pirate skull painted on the front.

Of course, these sails are not useless. Among the three sails, one is a large interstellar detection radar, one is a backup shield to protect the air pressure, and the other is an ion energy conversion device, which is used to convert energy when the spacecraft has no energy. of.......

According to the Octopus salesman, this ship is fast and consumes energy quickly. This conversion device actually allows the ship to convert into its own energy when other ships attack with ion cannons.

In chase battles in the vacuum of space, most of them use ion energy cannons, and rarely use physical kinetic energy cannons, so the protective cover is very important, and the energy source is even more important.

It can withstand the enemy's ion cannon, and then convert part of it into energy, so that the spacecraft can be more durable.

Roger was very satisfied with this, and later paid a large sum of money. Star-Lord felt that Roger was taken advantage of. It was originally modified for free, but in the end it became a sale.

Roger waved his hand, indicating that he was not short of money, so he added good things to the spacecraft without affecting the appearance of the spacecraft.

"Oh, if this continues, we will soon run out of money, Brother Jie..." Star-Lord said weakly, his face a little dark, and he had obviously played too many make-out games with Bubbles...

Roger turned to look at Star-Lord seriously, "You are wrong, remove the word "soon", there is no money left, and the remaining few hundred million, I have already bought all the protein powder from the barren land... .....”

Machine No. [-] seems to have a special liking for protein powder. Maybe he is lacking in calcium?

Star-Lord: ".........."

Standing on the deck of the Black Pearl, Roger was full of pride. From today on, he would be the real Roger, the Pirate King. The Black Pearl would be the number one speed ship in the universe that would make others change their minds.

"Peter Quill, from today on, you are the captain of the Black Pearl, nicknamed Star-Lord." Then he pointed to himself, "And I am the feared pirate king in the universe——"

"Roger."

[PS, as a temporary addition, I made a spaceship of the Black Pearl sailing ship, which feels more interesting]