I, Uchiha Shisui, really can't escape

In Konoha, five years have passed since the third Hokage died in battle and Orochimaru, Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, and Hatake Kakashi defected.

After Jiraiya returned, he successfully inherited the position of Hokage because there was no competition.

After Uchiha Obito and others finished their work for the day, they turned on their mobile phones and scrolled through Weibo and videos.

Now the ninja world has entered the 4G era.

Uchiha Obito clicked on Kakashi's Weibo, and there was a message and a picture on it.

The office in the picture is empty.

There is a computer and a pot of green plants on everyone's desk.

The copy reads: Loulan, the time is now [-]:[-] in the afternoon, and I am the only one left in the office. I am too lazy to make dinner, so I just eat some leftover roast chicken from lunch, drinks, fruit platter, and pizza. [IP ownership: Loulan]

A bunch of comments below:

Asma: Don’t Loulan even work overtime?Those who were still on patrol could not afford to be hurt. [IP ownership: Konoha, the Country of Fire]

Moonlight Hayate: Working overtime is nothing. Loulan is nine to five in the morning, has weekends off, and has 10 minutes of rest time in the morning and afternoon. When will we in Konoha be like this? [IP ownership: Konoha, the Country of Fire]

Akimichi Dingza: Is this free afternoon tea?Love it, love it! [IP ownership: Konoha, the Country of Fire]

Lin: Kakashi, come back, woo woo woo (crying expression) [IP ownership: Konoha, Land of Fire]

Uchiha Obito: "..."

After a while, Kakashi replied to Moonlight Hayate: First of all, Loulan does not work overtime, not even on weekdays, weekends and holidays.Secondly, most companies have a flexible working system. You decide when you go to work and when you get off work. You can come when you have a full sleep or get off work early. You can control your own time.

The working hours are eight hours from Monday to Thursday. These eight hours are counted from the time you step into the company door to the time you leave the company, a total of eight hours, including morning tea, afternoon tea, lunch break, and lunch time.

Friday working hours are seven hours.

They arrived at the office after seven o'clock in the morning.Colleagues with children get up early to see the baby off and then come directly to the office; colleagues without children get up early to enjoy the morning sunshine.

However, my colleagues in the office started saying goodbye at four o'clock in the afternoon.After five o'clock I was basically the only one left.As for Saturdays and weekends, unless there are special circumstances, even the office building cannot be entered.

Others start working at 07:30 in the morning and end at 04:30 in the afternoon, which is exactly eight hours.Occasionally I work an extra half hour so I can get home from get off work before lunch on Friday.Forty hours a week, no more, no less.Colleagues told me that they are very happy when they think about being able to get off work in two or three hours after lunch.

After get off work, absolutely no one will talk about work. They will either go riding a bicycle, buy a Gundam and fly around, or go to sports or training grounds, or go home to spend time with their wives and children.From five o'clock in the afternoon to seven o'clock the next morning, it is your own time, and you can completely relax. "[IP ownership: Loulan]

After reading it, Uchiha Shisui was envious.

He is as tired as a dog every day now.

Ok.

Kakashi told him last time that his ninja dog Parker was not as tired as he was.

"Kakashi, I heard that civil servants in Loulan also have weekends off. So you work from Monday to Friday and only have time to do things on the weekends. If they don't work, what will you do?"

"For example, the last time Konoha sent someone to Loulan for business, they finally had a weekend off. I wanted to go to the government department in Loulan at 3pm on Saturday to consult something, but I saw that their working hours are Monday to Friday: [-] a.m. to [-] p.m.

As a result, if I want to do something, I have to take time off on working days, right? "

"I think Loulan's system is very unreasonable. If you go to work, he may not go to work. If he goes to get off work, you must not go to get off work.

I think the last thing I should do is rest on Saturdays and Sundays. It should be staggered and changed to Mondays and Tuesdays or Sunday and Monday. Otherwise, I would have to ask for leave during the working days.Really speechless. "[IP ownership: Konoha, the Country of Fire]

This comment was made by Jiraiya.

Then, Mito Kadoyan, Koharu Koharu and others all liked it.

"Jiraiya-sama, I work in the Loulan Law Enforcement Department and the Government Affairs Department. It's just a job."

"Like Hokage...well, we in Loulan don't have the position of Kage."

"However, the newly merged Sand Ninja Village still retains the position of Kazekage."

"The current Kazekage Red Sand Scorpion also works from nine to five."

"Under normal circumstances, except for special departments such as hospitals that implement three shifts, other departments do not work overtime."

"I have never encountered a situation like being unable to do anything on the weekend."

"For example, I work in the Loulan Security Department. The working hours are fixed and divided into three shifts: day shift, middle shift and night shift. The middle shift is 1.5 times the salary, and the night shift and weekends are double the salary.

If you are very tired and in a low mood on a certain day, you will go home very early to rest and never force yourself to make up for your working hours the next day.

If you are sick with a cold or fever, even if you want to come, your colleagues and leaders will not let you come.

For example, Uchiha Itachi, who came to Loulan for a business trip last time, accidentally got pinkeye. In fact, he was stimulated to awaken the three magatama sharingan, repaired for a weekend, and then wanted to go to the office.Then the leader mistakenly thought he had pink eye and was driven away. He was also told that he was not only responsible for his own health, but also for the health of others.Your wages will still be paid, get out now! "[IP ownership: Loulan]

After hearing Kakashi's answer, Moonlight Hayate, Metkai and others looked envious.

As ninjas, they have long been accustomed to 007. Who would have thought that Kakashi has long lived the life of 955, which is enviable.

"Kakashi, what do you think will happen if we in Konoha follow this system?" Jiraiya asked.

Jiraiya answered this.

Suddenly the whole Konoha was boiling.

However, to everyone's surprise, some people didn't seem to appreciate it.

Konoha people with attitude: "I go to work, and they also go to work. It's rare for me to take a half-day break, and they have a damn double break!" [IP Attribution: Konoha, Country of Fire]

Insomniac girl Sarutobi Kaka: "If I work on weekends, why am I so busy? I'm here to get paid, not to work. [Dog Head]" [IP Attribution: Konoha, Country of Fire]

Konoha Hokage's successor: "I'll tell you what's even more disturbing. You are working in a high temperature of 45 degrees Celsius to perform mission 007. Some members of the family collapsed in the office despite the air conditioner, but they said that the temperature was only 22 degrees Celsius, and they were still in Konoha. Within the scope of labor law protection." [IP ownership: Konoha, Country of Fire]

Konoha worker: "I go to work, he goes to work,

He gets off work, I go to work,

I rest, he rests,

Call, busy signal.

Damn it, so annoying!

Hokage-sama, if you are in the mood to imitate Loulan, why not perfect Konoha's 8-hour work system first! "[IP ownership: Konoha, the Country of Fire]

Konoha Gang Jing: "Kakashi, do you still have enough rocks over there? I heard that you shoot yourself in the foot with rocks every day. Many people earn a lot of Loulan coins by selling rocks. [IP ownership: Fire Country Konoha】

The water in Loulan is so sweet: "Compatriots in Konoha, how do you talk? When you are carrying a heavy load, someone must be there to calm the years for you [surprise][surprise][surprise] [IP ownership: Loulan]

Alien: "Whoa, whoa, who's upstairs, come back quickly!" [IP ownership: Konoha, Land of Fire]

......

The more he looked, the more upset Uchiha Shisui felt.

He also considered defecting.

It doesn’t matter if Konoha doesn’t wait!

Uchiha Shisui checked Weibo again and found that it was posted by his teacher Minato Namikaze.

The text is "Common Enemy"

Content: The war is about to begin and it’s time for a nap.The soldiers walked toward their girlfriends tiredly, worried that their words would be misunderstood:

We won because we didn't die.The enemy also wins because they are not dead either.

Failure is just a solitary word.However, every soldier is not a soldier in front of his lover:

If your eyes hadn't been fixed on my heart, it would have been pierced by a kunai.

Or: If I didn't want to be killed, I wouldn't kill anyone.

Or: I am afraid that you will face my death, and I live to reassure you.

Or: Heroism is a word we only use on tombstones.

Or: When fighting, what I think about is not victory, but peace, the mole on your back.

Or: peace, peace, your boudoir, the difference between them is so small.

Or: When I was thirsty, I asked my enemy for water but could not get it, so I called your name and my thirst was immediately quenched...

Both shinobi said the same words in front of their lovers.

The dead on both sides didn't understand until the end that they had a common enemy: death.

What's the point?What's the point? "

[IP ownership: Loulan]

After reading it, Uchiha Obito was silent for a while.

Minato Namikaze made another comment below.

"My hero is his enemy."

"When I was in Konoha, I was called Yellow Flash."

"I heard that regarding the title "yellow flash", various ninja villages even issued orders to let their subordinates run away immediately without punishment if they encounter a "yellow flash"."

"When this order came out, everyone in Konoha was happy. I was also very happy at the time."

"But today, when a child met me, he said, did he kill his father?"

"When I heard this, my heart trembled and I fell silent."

"I feel a little sad, because every time I kill an enemy, a family is destroyed because of me. The person who may die in my hands is someone else's husband, someone else's brother, someone else's son, someone else's father! "

"I'm called a hero in Konoha, but in other villages, I'm called a devil."

"On the battlefield, for the sake of my village and my family, I was ordered to kill the enemy and protect my family and the country."

"But killing is wrong."

"But who is right and who is wrong in the end?" [IP ownership: Loulan]

After reading it, Uchiha Shisui fell silent.

Create a world with only Lin: "No one is right, but this world is wrong." [IP ownership: Konoha, Country of Fire]

Uchiha Shisui logged into Lu Shu's account: "During the war, politicians provided ammunition, the rich provided food, and the poor provided children! When the war was over, the politicians retrieved the remaining kunai, ammunition, and Senbon Detonation Talisman. The rich grow more food, while the poor look for their children's graves.

against war!Especially some people’s wars.

I once wrote an article "General, your tank is a strong vehicle"

The content is as follows:

General, your tank is a strong vehicle.

It can destroy a forest and crush hundreds of people.

However, it has a drawback:

It requires a driver.

General, your bombers are solid.

It flies faster than the storm and carries more than an elephant.

However, it has a drawback:

It requires an outfitter.

General, people are very useful.

He can fly and he can kill.

However, he has a drawback:

He can think. "[IP ownership: Loulan]

I really am not Deidara: "Wow, I suddenly appeared upstairs. Great God Lu Shu, I have read your books. When will you come to the Kingdom of Earth? We, the Kingdom of Earth, are looking forward to your arrival. "[IP ownership: Earth Country Iwagakure Village]

I am God, and my name is Payne. "Looking forward to the arrival of Lu Shu? When friends come, there is good wine. If the jackal comes, he will be greeted with shotguns. Your country of earth has banned Mr. Lu Shu's books, but you still welcome his arrival. ?" [IP ownership: Loulan]

I, the ghost, want to stab Mizukage to death: "If you don't understand, just ask, by the way, what the hell is a tank? What the hell is an airplane?" [IP ownership: Kirigakure Village, Country of Water]

My name is Bai Tu: "Your Wuyin Village has just opened an Internet cafe? You don't know this? This is Loulan's newly developed weapon! Take the enemy's head from a thousand meters away, and blast her mother from a thousand meters away!" [IP ownership Place: Earth Country Iwagakure Village]

My name is Xiaonan: "Loulan doesn't need ninjas anymore (cry!), all patrols use robots and puppets! Breakfast, porridge and soy milk are free, so delicious!" [IP ownership: Loulan]

My son's name is Bai: "No need for ninjas anymore? (Surprise), are the blood-stained ninjas dead?" [IP ownership: Water Kingdom]

I, Kimimaro, really don’t have bone hyperplasia: “Why is the building crooked? Aren’t we talking about anti-war now?” [IP ownership: Loulan]

I really don’t know how to play chess: “Every war is just a group of people fighting for the benefit of a group of people (such as the Kingdom of Earth, the Kingdom of Thunder, the Kingdom of Wind, the First World War, and the Second World War against Konoha. Isn’t it just for the sake of Konoha? A land with abundant leaves?), it has been like this from ancient times to the present!

Only children from rich families can read, read military books and learn ninjutsu, and then they can become commanders. (I really don’t mean to reflect Sarutobi Hiruzen’s apprentice and son.)

Those who are illiterate can only be soldiers and cannon fodder, ninjas.

War is the reorganization of interests. Politicians on the losing side disappear (Hatake Sakumo), and a small number of rich people are forced to go bankrupt.

A small group of people at the bottom of the victorious side rise up.

This is why there was relative peace in the ninja world when Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara were around, because no matter where your dignitaries were hiding, as long as anyone dared to start a war, Senju Hashirama would simply clap his hands, and Senju Avalokitesvara would surrender. In this world, I will kill you with one slap, so I ask you if you are afraid?In fact, the way to prevent fights is to make the opponent unable to beat you. (I’m really not talking about Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama)” [IP ownership: Konoha, Country of Fire]

Lu Shu: "In fact, there is no absolute justice in the world. Politicians are at the top of mankind. Ordinary people have no choice but have to make a choice. (I am really not reflecting the death of Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura and the suffering they suffered. Persecution of Hatake Sakumo)

The war is very cruel, and the people are in despair and the people are in ruins!

Why do people endlessly pursue wealth and power by any means? Because wealth can purchase power to a certain extent, and power can control force to a certain extent, and force can protect both your life and your wealth. (I am really not mirroring the fact that Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo lost weight in Konoha, gained weight in Sarutobi and Shimura, and swallowed up the legacy of the Senju clan and the Uzumaki clan.)

This is true whether it is as large as a nation or country, or as small as a group or individual.With no wealth, no power, and no weapons, all you can do is ask for your blessings.Because that's what it is.

War is a life-and-death struggle between poor people because they can't go anywhere!

This is their last land of survival!

But the war was not caused by them.

This is indeed the reality. Apart from their own lives, what else do the poor people have? "[IP ownership: Loulan]