The Scourge of Pirates Comes

Ed, who was originally one of Earth's top bodyguards, went home to read One Piece comics after a mission and took a break. He directly traveled to the world of One Piece, and as soon as he appeared, he was high in the sky!

Fortunately, just after time travel, the system allowed Ed to float for a long time and briefly understood the world he was in before letting Ed fall.

Moreover, there was systematic protection during the fall. Otherwise, Ed, who was just an ordinary person, would have been smashed to death in the sea as soon as he appeared.

This is also the reason why he was able to avoid the attacks of the tea dolphin and the peach rabbit just now, which is equivalent to hitting a system bug unintentionally.

Like many systems, Ed's system also released the ultimate mission when it first crossed over:

[End all the privileges of the Tianlong people, confiscate all their properties, release all the slaves under their names, and let them receive the punishment they deserve!

Note: Due to the indescribable strange influence, the Celestial Dragons in this world seem to have even crazier hidden secrets to dig out. Please pay attention to the host! 】

You know, the Celestial Dragons are world nobles, descendants of the 800 kings who established the world government 20 years ago. They call themselves "descendants of the Creator", and even the world navy must protect their safety!

Not to mention that according to the tasks of the system, the Tianlong people here seem to have some messy and more difficult settings!

Such an outrageous task really made Ed a little bit overwhelmed. However, what gave Ed some comfort was the golden finger given to him by the system:

Whether you gain favor or resentment from key plot characters, you have a high chance of getting cards that can be drawn!

And this is why Ed just flew to the ship and relied on Peach Rabbit's love to give the tea dolphin eye drops:

[Tea Dolphin Resentment +4, Card x4! 】

[Card: Physique Card]

[Effect: It is detected that the host himself has the physique of a first-class navy soldier, and is now upgraded to the average physique of a navy corporal! 】

[Your physique has been improved, but you are still essentially a loser! 】

【shave】

[Active skill, permanently mastered, within a moment (0.36 seconds), continuously stamp on the ground at high speed dozens of times to generate explosive reaction force to move at high speed, making it seem like disappearing from the enemy's eyes. 】

[Restrictions: The physique of a marine corporal can only be used for 1 minute in a day. Once the time is exceeded, it will range from serious injury to death without a complete body! 】

[With your current poor physique, do you think that such a powerful skill like shaving will allow you to use it casually as if it costs nothing? 】

[Card: Lan Jiao]

[Active skill, permanently mastered, one of the six naval styles, kicks out a vacuum slash, extremely powerful! 】

[Restriction: A Marine Corporal can only send out one slash per day. If the number is exceeded, the yolk will flow out! ! 】

[Even if I am seriously injured, I must grit my teeth and insist on delivering the final blow - do you think the system will let you take advantage of this loophole? 】

[Card: Lick the dog! 】

[After use, within a month, you will immediately become a female licking dog. No matter how excessive the other party's behavior is, the user will not feel disgusted. On the contrary, you will lick more happily! 】

[Licking dogs: Is there a possibility that the goddess doesn’t like me, but my licking is not good enough? 】

There were four cards, except for the last one, which was a pain in the ass. Ed learned the rest without saying a word.

Feeling his improved physique, Ed sighed sadly.

A blank slate character like his would really not offend anyone, otherwise, he would be able to gain the strength of a rear admiral from Cha Dou alone!

"Ed, why are you absent-minded?"

Peach Rabbit's words interrupted Ed's contemplation:

"Have you not recovered from the shock of being plundered by pirates?"

"I made you laugh, Sister Zhiyuan..."

Ed followed Peach Rabbit's words:

“I have lived in a peaceful town before, but this is the first time I have encountered such a situation.

Don’t worry, I will work hard to improve myself and learn from you diligently! "

"Oh, sorry, Ed..."

Taotu glanced at Ed slightly apologetically:

"I'm afraid I can't take you with me."

"why!"

Hearing this sad news, Ed's face was filled with shock. Taotu was a top beauty with great strength and good personality.

The first time he saw her, Ed had already decided to be a pretty boy who would wait to die:

"Sister Gion, it must be Lieutenant General Otoko who is causing trouble, right?"

"It's not like that..."

Taotu shook his head and said seriously:

"I am the Vice Admiral of the Navy Headquarters. I often go to fight against pirates with terrible strength. Many times I am too busy taking care of myself, and even face life and death crises. If I take you with me, I will only make you die!"

Well-founded and convincing, these words made Ed feel for the first time the world's full malice towards foodies!

"Ed, don't be too disappointed..."

Seeing Ed's disappointed look, Taotu comforted him:

"I can see that you have very good qualifications and are determined to become stronger.

I will transfer you to the Donghai branch. You must continue to hone yourself and lay a solid foundation from the bottom step by step.

I will also help you keep an eye on high-level Devil Fruits here. I believe it won’t be long before we can fight together! "

"Sister Gion, I'm so touched!"

After saying this, Ed wanted to crawl into Taotu's arms, but considering that this behavior might make Taotu think that he was a pretty boy who covets other people's bodies, Ed couldn't help but give up this move. Neng said with an moved face:

"I will definitely work hard and become a right-hand man who can help you as soon as possible!"

"Don't say stupid things. Since you call me sister, of course I will treat you well..."

Taotu took out a lot of things from the cabinet behind him:

"This is a phone bug. If you have any emergency, you can contact me in time. This is a high-quality inner armor that can protect against damage caused by ordinary muskets...

I originally wanted to teach you the Sixth Form of the Navy, but with your current physical condition, you simply can’t learn it...

By the way, this sword is Ben Lei. Although it has not entered the Fifty Skills of Good Kwai Knife, it is still a pretty good weapon. I captured it in a battle with pirates.

As long as it is used properly, thunder and lightning will appear from the blade, but I haven't figured out the principle yet, so I will give it to you to study slowly..."

Peach Rabbit told Ed the precautions for being out for a long time. As she continued to explain, she stuffed more and more things into Ed's arms.

A handsome long knife that was all white and had thunder patterns was stuffed into Ed's hand. She didn't give up until Ed couldn't hold anything in his arms...

………………

"Hey Ed!"

Ed carried a lot of things and walked into his house with difficulty. As soon as he entered the house, the tea dolphin followed him in and looked at Ed nervously:

"You've been in Taotu's house for so long, what did you say?"

"nothing……"

Ed threw the things on the bed:

"It means that Lieutenant General Tea Dolphin wants an old cow to eat young grass, which is not like a good person.

Anyway, Gion-san is full of power, status, money, and strength. If you marry someone with such a greasy and slutty face, you will definitely regret it for the rest of your life! "

Tea Dolphin: "..."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Suddenly hearing such bad news, Cha Dou immediately turned pale, but as a lieutenant general's psychological quality, he still managed to calm down:

"I know Taotu, with a gentle personality like her, she would definitely not say such cruel words!"

"That's right, Sister Gion didn't say this..."

Ed sneered and glanced at the tea dolphin:

"I said these words to her, and it seems that Sister Gion also acquiesces!"

Tea Dolphin: “(??д?)”