Garfield, who crossed from Marvel

Sitting back on the leather seat, Garfield followed Boss Cao's example, tilted his head slightly, glanced at Phil, and said loudly: "Phil Coulson."

Phil was startled by Garfield's sudden formality, and he couldn't grasp Garfield's thoughts.

Garfield stood up again, stretched out his paw to hold Phil's right hand, and showed some kindness.

"Big forehead, do you know what changes the dragon has had?"

Phil: "???"

Garfield waited and saw that Phil did not take the line, so he could only continue: "Dragon can become bigger or smaller, it can fly into the sky, or it can hide in the earth and ocean; when it gets bigger, it can control clouds and mist. You can hide your figure by becoming smaller; you can travel around the world by flying; you can hide in the ocean by hiding. Now is the end of spring, and dragons take advantage of the change of seasons to rise, just like humans have been given the destiny to traverse the world."

Phil's black question mark face.jpg.

? ? ?Aren’t dragons just ones with wings and breathing fire?

well!Garfield looked at the incompetent actor in front of him who couldn't even remember his lines and sighed deeply.

"If you want to use a dragon as a metaphor, you can compare it to the heroes in this world. Phil Coulson, you have a wealth of knowledge. You must know who the heroes in this world are? Tell me about it." Garfield was imposing. He spoke fully and looked at Phil with slightly red eyes.

"Uh!" Phil knew that if he didn't answer, he would probably go from bald forehead to bald head.

Phil, who probably understood what Garfield meant, could only rack his brains and cooperate: "Oh! Your great King, how can I, an ordinary person, be qualified to comment on heroes?"

Garfield's expression improved, and he was obviously satisfied with Phil's answer.

"No, no, no, Phil Coulson, don't be humble." Garfield said pretending to be generous.

Seeing this, Phil could only turn his head crazily and try to say: "If I want to say a hero in this world, it must be you, King Garfield. You are powerful and noble in character. You are a true hero."

Garfield carefully observed Phil's facial expression. He always felt that this brat was mocking him.

"Don't talk about me first, let's talk about the others." Garfield said grandly, waving his paw.

"..." Phil paused again, and after thinking for a while, he said, "Nick Fury, director of SHIELD, leads the powerful SHIELD and protects the earth. He is a hero."

Garfield chuckled and said disdainfully: "Nick is just a skeleton in the cemetery. I will destroy him sooner or later."

Phil wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and thought about whether he should buy an insurance policy for the chief in advance and write his name as the beneficiary.

Garfield looked at Phil who was motionless again, raised his head, and motioned for Phil to continue.

After Phil pondered for a moment, he leaned forward and said: "Iron Man Tony Stark, his father and son are geniuses for both generations. Now he controls a trillion-dollar group and has many talents under his command. Can he be considered a hero?"

Garfield frowned and let out a sarcastic laugh again, "He's tough on the outside but cowardly on the inside, pursuing enjoyment; ugly but lustful, weak yet arrogant; not a hero."

Hearing Garfield's words, Phil's face twitched, and after thinking for a long time, he said numbly: "There is a soldier called Captain America. His fame has spread throughout the United States, Germany, the United Kingdom, Canada and other parts of Europe and the United States, Rogers. Captain Steve must be a hero!”

Garfield shook his head and said, "Rogers is not a hero just because he is famous and has average strength."

As soon as Captain America was denied, Phil was dissatisfied. As a die-hard fan of Captain America, Phil could never tolerate Garfield despising his idol so much.

"Oh! My God, Garfield, you actually think Captain Rogers..."

"Ok!"

Before Phil could finish his words, he was interrupted by Garfield's cold snort. Seeing Garfield's unkind expression, Phil could only swallow his own words to defend his idol.

"Go on!" Garfield said angrily.

Sighing deeply in his heart, Phil could only continue: "There is a young man who is very powerful, very famous and very popular in New York. Spider-Man is a real hero."

Garfield shook his head again, "Spider-Man only relies on my teachings and is not a hero."

At this point, Phil has begun to give up on himself, "The commander-in-chief of the United States is deeply supported by the people, is he considered a hero?"

Garfield showed disdain and said with disdain: "Although this person is the commander-in-chief, he is just a plaything of capital. How can he be considered a hammer hero?"

Phil continued: "So...what about Ms. Carter?"

Garfield showed a disdainful smile and said contemptuously: "Carter? Breasts... hmm! They're just a noob, why should they matter?"

At this point, Phil had nothing to say and chose to give up completely.

He leaned back on his seat and said helplessly: "I really can't think of anyone else."

Garfield stood tall and straight, with his head held high and a look of arrogance on his face. "A true hero must have lofty ambitions, extraordinary wisdom in his heart, the courage to tolerate everything, and the ambition to conquer the world."

After speaking, Garfield continued to pose, waiting for Phil to answer.

Phil, who is extremely discerning, naturally understood what Garfield meant and asked cooperatively: "Then who can be the hero?"

Garfield put on an air of arrogance, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Nowadays, there are only two heroes in this world who can be called heroes." As he spoke, Garfield stretched out his paw and pointed at Phil, "There are only two of you and me."

Outside the car, a car horn suddenly sounded, and Phil shivered with fright, wondering what big incident Garfield was going to cause next.

"Phil Coulson!" Garfield roared angrily and asked loudly: "How can a real man living in this world keep bending down and taking orders from others?"

Phil was shocked and didn't know what to say.

"Phil. Coulson! If you don't resist the braised eggs now, how long will you wait?" Garfield stepped forward and asked loudly with his momentum amplified.

Phil: "..."

"You are such an idiot, you are so ungrateful. You really piss me off!" Garfield, who is addicted to acting, kept saying sarcastic words, "Big forehead, do you know that your destiny is to make you become a hero? With me supporting you, you still can't do it." Superior? When Luodan reacts, you will die from the scepter piercing your heart."

"..."

Phil sat obediently in the driver's seat with his head lowered, as if he was listening to the admonishment.

"It's really a piece of rotten wood that cannot be carved." As he spoke, Garfield shook his head.

Raising his head quietly, Phil looked at Garfield carefully and whispered: "Garfield, I made a reservation at a high-end restaurant today. The reservation is at 5:[-]."

Garfield, who was still preparing to lecture, stopped speaking after hearing Phil's words, and glared at Phil angrily.

After sitting back down, Garfield squinted at Phil and said, "Don't drive yet."

Phil looked like a loser and hurriedly pulled on his seat belt and prepared to start the car.

At this time, Phil didn't care at all about how he looked like a bitch. As long as he could stop listening to Garfield's dirty talk, he was willing to act like a dog, let alone act like a bitch.