Garfield, who crossed from Marvel
Chapter 54 Wilderness Survival Special Edition
In view of the success of Into the Wild, after discussions between Smith and the TV station, they prepared to shoot a special episode with only Garfield.
If the response is good, they plan to create a show specifically for Garfield.
After Garfield found out from Smith, his expression was very calm, but he was still a little excited inside, "Well, not bad! Please call me Master Cat from now on, the super cat who stands at the top of the food chain!"
In Garfield's anticipation, the recording time soon came. Because of Garfield's abnormal ability, the program team did not have to conduct an on-site inspection as before, so they prepared quickly.
After saying goodbye to Katie, Garfield followed the show crew to the filming location, the Brazilian rainforest.
"Hello, audience friends! This time it is a special edition of "Into the Wild" hosted only by me, Nicholas Garfield II. Our current location is in the tropical rainforest of Brazil. Here I will tell you how to easily survive in the wild. Survive here." Since he already had filming experience, Garfield was not nervous at all this time and performed quite well.
"After entering the rainforest, first we have to find a safe place to live, and secondly we have to find a suitable water source. These are one of the essential elements for our survival." Garfield talked eloquently as he walked forward.
"Okay, now let me show you how to quickly find a safe and suitable place to live." After Garfield finished speaking, he signaled to the photographer and slowly flew into the sky.
After seeing Garfield fly up, the filming team, which had been prepared, began to use aerial photography.
After flying into the sky, Garfield took the initiative to approach the aerial camera after seeing it. "Now, flying at high altitude, we can easily see the entire rainforest. You can see a suitable place to live in front of you." Garfield said. , stretched out his paw and pointed forward.
After finding a safe place to stay, Garfield fell back to the ground and continued walking forward.
"The rainforest is full of threats, including poisonous insects, snakes, wild beasts, etc., which may pose fatal threats to everyone." Garfield swaggered forward, but kept emphasizing the dangers in the rainforest.
After arriving at the safe place he had found earlier, Garfield began to build a shed. Different from Bei Ye's wisdom and skill in building a shed, Garfield simply and crudely gathered a few pieces of wood and used the survival knowledge he had hoarded before to build the shed. A simple wooden house.
After building the wooden house, Garfield shook the dust off his body and came to the camera and continued: "Now that the wooden house is set up, let's see how simple it is!"
"It's so easy!" The photographer carrying the camera complained silently in his heart.
The photographer felt like he almost didn't have the energy to complain about Garfield's ever-present behavior.
After setting up the wooden house, Garfield walked aside, "Now, we are going to find a water source. Water is something we must have, so it is very important to find a suitable water source.
Already in the air, Garfield used his super eyesight to spot a suitable water source, so Garfield easily found the river.
Garfield, who came to the river, carried the river on his back and continued to host, "Everyone, remember, only flowing water can be drank. Those very dirty stagnant water must not be drunk. There are many bacteria in it. Once Drinking it will cause many diseases. Surviving in the wild and contracting diseases is basically a death sentence."
Garfield, who was concentrating on presiding, did not notice that in the river behind him, a section of "dead wood" was slowly moving in his direction, and then the dead wood slowly sank.
Neither Garfield nor the photographer noticed what was going on behind the scenes. One of them was talking seriously and the other was taking pictures seriously.
Suddenly, a black shadow jumped out of the water behind Garfield and attacked Garfield.
"Bang!" Faced with the attack from behind, Garfield calmly turned around and slapped the attacking crocodile unconscious in the water.
"Oh my God!" the photographer screamed and backed away in panic.
"Everyone saw it, there was a very fatal danger just now. Faced with this kind of attack, everyone must not panic, stay calm, just slap him in the face," Garfield said with a calm expression, talking to the photographer. Panic was a stark contrast.
Regarding Garfield's new show of pretentious behavior, the photographer was completely unable to complain, "God damn it, just slap him away."
In view of Garfield's abnormal behavior, the wilderness survival program team will add "Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate" on the screen for various survival skills taught by Garfield in subsequent broadcasts.
The film crew was really worried that if that idiot actually followed the technique mentioned by Garfield and went to the wilderness to experiment, he would definitely die without any residue left.
Therefore, Garfield became the first host of a wilderness survival show with the slogan "Dangerous Behavior, Please Do Not Imitate" on the entire screen.
After dealing with the crocodile, Garfield took a homemade wooden water container, filled it up in the river, and returned to the camp while bragging.
Garfield's recording took a total of 5 days. During this period, Garfield refreshed the three views of the show again and again.
What should I do if it’s too hot?Garfield is here to teach you, just breathe into the water and you can get a lot of ice cubes.
What to do when faced with a crocodile?Call him over with a slap!
What to do when faced with a python?Call him over with a slap!
What to do when faced with poisonous insects?Call him over with a slap!
Anyway, what do you do when faced with danger?Just slap him and call him over, it will do wonders!
What should I do if the food I cook tastes too bad?Fly to the town outside, steal a lot of food, and then continue to think of ways to survive!
What should I do if I’m too bored at night?Go find a bunch of wild beasts to play with.
In short, how to seek death, how to pervert, how to destroy the three views, how to come!
In response to this, all the members of the program team complained in their hearts: "You flew out, and you flew back to continue to survive. Are you trying to survive in the wilderness, or on vacation in the wilderness?"
On the last day of filming, Garfield rode on a jaguar (jaguar) that he had finally caught, and said to the camera with a leisurely look: "Today is the last day of survival. I believe that as long as everyone learns how to With the techniques that the King of the Philippines has given you, you will be able to survive here as easily as I did."
As Garfield finished speaking, the filming was finally over, and the members of the film crew breathed a sigh of relief. The past few days of filming had a great impact on their outlook on life.
Garfield is the most powerful and least professional survival expert they have ever seen. He talks nonsense every day, and survival is like taking a vacation.
Although the film crew was not satisfied with Garfield's professionalism, after the show was aired, the response was excellent and it became an instant hit on the Internet.
Countless people expressed envy and appreciation for Garfield's performance.
Of course, there will always be some trolls and mutant discriminators who criticize Garfield's Wilderness for being full of discrimination against ordinary people.
To this, Garfield has only one answer, no...don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting ordinary people, I'm saying that everyone here is rubbish!
Garfield's response gave Smith a headache, but what he didn't expect was that as soon as Garfield's words came out, many people became more enthusiastic about Garfield. After all, most creatures worship and pursue the strong. of.
If the response is good, they plan to create a show specifically for Garfield.
After Garfield found out from Smith, his expression was very calm, but he was still a little excited inside, "Well, not bad! Please call me Master Cat from now on, the super cat who stands at the top of the food chain!"
In Garfield's anticipation, the recording time soon came. Because of Garfield's abnormal ability, the program team did not have to conduct an on-site inspection as before, so they prepared quickly.
After saying goodbye to Katie, Garfield followed the show crew to the filming location, the Brazilian rainforest.
"Hello, audience friends! This time it is a special edition of "Into the Wild" hosted only by me, Nicholas Garfield II. Our current location is in the tropical rainforest of Brazil. Here I will tell you how to easily survive in the wild. Survive here." Since he already had filming experience, Garfield was not nervous at all this time and performed quite well.
"After entering the rainforest, first we have to find a safe place to live, and secondly we have to find a suitable water source. These are one of the essential elements for our survival." Garfield talked eloquently as he walked forward.
"Okay, now let me show you how to quickly find a safe and suitable place to live." After Garfield finished speaking, he signaled to the photographer and slowly flew into the sky.
After seeing Garfield fly up, the filming team, which had been prepared, began to use aerial photography.
After flying into the sky, Garfield took the initiative to approach the aerial camera after seeing it. "Now, flying at high altitude, we can easily see the entire rainforest. You can see a suitable place to live in front of you." Garfield said. , stretched out his paw and pointed forward.
After finding a safe place to stay, Garfield fell back to the ground and continued walking forward.
"The rainforest is full of threats, including poisonous insects, snakes, wild beasts, etc., which may pose fatal threats to everyone." Garfield swaggered forward, but kept emphasizing the dangers in the rainforest.
After arriving at the safe place he had found earlier, Garfield began to build a shed. Different from Bei Ye's wisdom and skill in building a shed, Garfield simply and crudely gathered a few pieces of wood and used the survival knowledge he had hoarded before to build the shed. A simple wooden house.
After building the wooden house, Garfield shook the dust off his body and came to the camera and continued: "Now that the wooden house is set up, let's see how simple it is!"
"It's so easy!" The photographer carrying the camera complained silently in his heart.
The photographer felt like he almost didn't have the energy to complain about Garfield's ever-present behavior.
After setting up the wooden house, Garfield walked aside, "Now, we are going to find a water source. Water is something we must have, so it is very important to find a suitable water source.
Already in the air, Garfield used his super eyesight to spot a suitable water source, so Garfield easily found the river.
Garfield, who came to the river, carried the river on his back and continued to host, "Everyone, remember, only flowing water can be drank. Those very dirty stagnant water must not be drunk. There are many bacteria in it. Once Drinking it will cause many diseases. Surviving in the wild and contracting diseases is basically a death sentence."
Garfield, who was concentrating on presiding, did not notice that in the river behind him, a section of "dead wood" was slowly moving in his direction, and then the dead wood slowly sank.
Neither Garfield nor the photographer noticed what was going on behind the scenes. One of them was talking seriously and the other was taking pictures seriously.
Suddenly, a black shadow jumped out of the water behind Garfield and attacked Garfield.
"Bang!" Faced with the attack from behind, Garfield calmly turned around and slapped the attacking crocodile unconscious in the water.
"Oh my God!" the photographer screamed and backed away in panic.
"Everyone saw it, there was a very fatal danger just now. Faced with this kind of attack, everyone must not panic, stay calm, just slap him in the face," Garfield said with a calm expression, talking to the photographer. Panic was a stark contrast.
Regarding Garfield's new show of pretentious behavior, the photographer was completely unable to complain, "God damn it, just slap him away."
In view of Garfield's abnormal behavior, the wilderness survival program team will add "Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate" on the screen for various survival skills taught by Garfield in subsequent broadcasts.
The film crew was really worried that if that idiot actually followed the technique mentioned by Garfield and went to the wilderness to experiment, he would definitely die without any residue left.
Therefore, Garfield became the first host of a wilderness survival show with the slogan "Dangerous Behavior, Please Do Not Imitate" on the entire screen.
After dealing with the crocodile, Garfield took a homemade wooden water container, filled it up in the river, and returned to the camp while bragging.
Garfield's recording took a total of 5 days. During this period, Garfield refreshed the three views of the show again and again.
What should I do if it’s too hot?Garfield is here to teach you, just breathe into the water and you can get a lot of ice cubes.
What to do when faced with a crocodile?Call him over with a slap!
What to do when faced with a python?Call him over with a slap!
What to do when faced with poisonous insects?Call him over with a slap!
Anyway, what do you do when faced with danger?Just slap him and call him over, it will do wonders!
What should I do if the food I cook tastes too bad?Fly to the town outside, steal a lot of food, and then continue to think of ways to survive!
What should I do if I’m too bored at night?Go find a bunch of wild beasts to play with.
In short, how to seek death, how to pervert, how to destroy the three views, how to come!
In response to this, all the members of the program team complained in their hearts: "You flew out, and you flew back to continue to survive. Are you trying to survive in the wilderness, or on vacation in the wilderness?"
On the last day of filming, Garfield rode on a jaguar (jaguar) that he had finally caught, and said to the camera with a leisurely look: "Today is the last day of survival. I believe that as long as everyone learns how to With the techniques that the King of the Philippines has given you, you will be able to survive here as easily as I did."
As Garfield finished speaking, the filming was finally over, and the members of the film crew breathed a sigh of relief. The past few days of filming had a great impact on their outlook on life.
Garfield is the most powerful and least professional survival expert they have ever seen. He talks nonsense every day, and survival is like taking a vacation.
Although the film crew was not satisfied with Garfield's professionalism, after the show was aired, the response was excellent and it became an instant hit on the Internet.
Countless people expressed envy and appreciation for Garfield's performance.
Of course, there will always be some trolls and mutant discriminators who criticize Garfield's Wilderness for being full of discrimination against ordinary people.
To this, Garfield has only one answer, no...don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting ordinary people, I'm saying that everyone here is rubbish!
Garfield's response gave Smith a headache, but what he didn't expect was that as soon as Garfield's words came out, many people became more enthusiastic about Garfield. After all, most creatures worship and pursue the strong. of.
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