Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Another month passed, and after a long journey, under the wise leadership of Uchiha Mori, the journey that could have been completed in five days was abruptly extended to 30 days.

until this night

"Master Mori, Master Mori?"

Uchiha Mori was sleeping soundly on Momochi Zabuza's back. Originally, Uchiha Mori should have been watching a movie at this time, but he was so absorbed in watching it the night before that he fell asleep early today.

Opening his eyes leisurely and looking around, Uchiha Mori said in a daze:

"What's wrong, Zoro, are we going to attack Ping'an County?"

Forehead...

Don't be stunned for a moment.

Attack Ping'an County?

What the hell is that...

Wait, take a bold guess, is the seat of Ping An County the Konoha Ninja Village?

If this is the case, did the headquarters convey any orders to Mr. Mori?

Or is it that the Konoha Ninja Village at this moment is no longer the original base camp?

After all, the rumor storm some time ago set off a craze. The entire ninja world knew that Uchiha Mori had become the leader of the Akatsuki organization. It was difficult to guarantee that some people in Konoha Ninja Village would not take this opportunity to seize power.

Zabuza is not a newbie, and he is even more cautious when tied to a rope with Uchiha Mori.

I looked around and saw that they were traveling so slowly along the way. It was impossible that the Fifth Hokage had not received news. Logically speaking, someone should have come to greet them yesterday at the latest, but it was almost late at night. There was no sign of any disturbance at Ye's gate.

It seems to be unusually quiet.

That being said...

Zabuza looked at Deidara who was lying next to him on a centipede made of explosive clay. He felt angry just thinking about it. Mr. Mori refused to sleep on that. It was so exhausting...

"Hey! Stop talking, there's something going on!"

Deidara was worthy of being a ninja who had been in the ninja world for many years. When he heard something was going on, he immediately jumped up. He put one hand into his backpack and opened and closed the small mouth in the palm of his hand to eat the detonating clay while looking around with his eyes.

After confirming that there was no danger, he stared at Zabuza with an unkind expression and cursed:

"You're such a boring guy!"

Zabuza was too lazy to pay attention to him and said:

"There is really a situation. We are close to the Konoha Ninja Village. But when I called Mr. Mori just now, Mr. Mori asked: Are we going to attack Ping An County?"

Deidara said disapprovingly:

"So? We are going back to Konoha Ninja Village, and what is going on in Ping'an County?"

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have!"

After listening to Deidara's words, Zabuza felt that although the strength of the guy in front of him was good, his IQ was really worrying. He had been following Mr. Mori for a month, and he still couldn't figure out such a thing.

"Don't you understand yet? The seat of Ping'an County is Konoha Ninja Village. Obviously Master Mori must know something, which means that the current Konoha Ninja Village is very likely to be unfavorable to us."

"No way, this journey has been peaceful."

"Besides, if you really want to be disadvantageous to us, there is no need to place the battlefield near the Konoha Ninja Village. You can't wait until we enter the village..."

Deidara thought of some bad things. If there was really danger, there would be many ways to do it after entering the village, such as poisoning, etc...

"Okay, I admit what you said makes sense, so what should we do next."

"I don't know either. Let's go further and see. If it's still so quiet, wake up Mr. Mori to make a decision."

"All right."

For a while, both of them cheered up. After all, they might be facing a ninja village.

But this matter is really not to blame Senju Tsunade. A month before this, Tsunade received the news from the ANBU and discovered the whereabouts of Uchiha Mori and his party in the Land of Fire, and they were heading towards Heading in the direction of Konoha Ninja Village.

This news also relieved Tsunade's depressed mood. After all, there was still a small commotion within the village, but as long as Uchiha Mori was willing to come back, all the rumors would be broken.

After some rough estimation, Tsunade herself knew that Uchiha Mori was traveling very slowly, so she could wait at the entrance of the village on the 15th day after receiving the news.

After waiting for about ten days, he still disappeared, and there was no news from the ANBU ninjas about Uchiha Mori. Tsunade decided in anger that she couldn't wait any longer!

Three 10 minutes later...

The group arrived at a place 300 meters close to Konoha Ninja Village, and could already see the tip of the Hokage Rock Wall in Konoha Ninja Village.

"Let me tell you, it's too quiet around here. Even late at night, there are no ANBU ninjas guarding the village. Then things may be just like what Mr. Mori said. Get ready for battle."

Zabuza's determined tone undoubtedly put great psychological pressure on several people present.

Especially Bai, who originally thought that things would be eased if he came back early, but he didn't expect such a result...

"Mori-sama, Mori-sama!"

After being shaken by Zabuza, Uchiha Mori woke up and looked around with a blank expression. He found that several people's faces looked a little nervous and couldn't help but ask:

"What happened to you?"

Zabuza said seriously:

"Mr. Mori, we are almost there. Didn't you tell your mother when we attack Ping'an County? We are now only 300 meters away from Ping'an County."

Hehe, no one knows Mr. Mori better than me. If you talk about Konoha Ninja Village, Mr. Mori will be angry. You must say it according to the name he chose.

Momochi Zabuza was secretly proud in his heart. I am indeed the second person under Mori-sama who understands him. This newcomer is so stupid and there is no way he can shake my position.

Deidara had obviously entered into the scene, and gradually accepted the name Ping An County. He nodded and continued with Zabuza's words:

"Yes, master, I will blow up wherever you tell me later!"

Uchiha Mori, who had not yet figured out the situation, suddenly became excited. Are these guys enlightened today?

Or was it that when I stayed up late to watch a TV series yesterday, they peeked at it?

He rubbed his hands and shouted to Deidara at the top of his lungs:

"Second Battalion Commander, where's your damn Italian cannon? Pull it up quickly!"

Deidara was stunned, what the hell is an Italian cannon...

Am I the second battalion commander?

It's me!

Is it similar to the mortar the master mentioned last time?

ummm

No matter, it happened that the detonating clay I had just eaten hadn't been used to make anything yet, so it happened to be made, otherwise it would have been wasted.

Half a minute later, Deidara took out a cannon barrel, three brackets and five cannonballs.

"Haha, Master, look at it, is it similar to this thing?"

"cut."

Uchiha Mori showed a look of disdain for such a little stuck rice.

"Trash, you have the nerve to show me such rags as the Second Battalion Commander, just take a look at mine!"

Uchiha Mori jumped down slightly, followed the same pattern and ran a hole on the ground, and then called Shiro to his side.

"Bai, come here and help me water it. The soil here is a bit dry."

【Ding!There is currently no threat to the host, and the passive defense mechanism is not activated. It is recommended that the host not play such childish tricks, as there is a 50.00% chance that Deidara will lose his loyalty]

Uchiha Mori has always turned a blind eye to system prompts. If he wants to stop the cave monster of our planet, there is no way!

Another half hour passed, and it was two o'clock in the morning.

The Konoha Ninja Village was already dark, and the only thing with a light on was the Hokage Building.

In the office at this time.

"Ah~ I'm really exhausted. I've finally finished processing all these documents. At this time, only the izakaya is open. Let's go have a drink~"

"I don't know where that brat Uchiha Mori is. When he comes back, I have to let him take me to the casino to win hundreds of millions of taels!"

"I have to run away quickly. It's time for Shizune to force Lai Lai again soon."

Konoha Forest

"Mori-sama is not healed yet. If it is too difficult to make, forget it."

"Yes, yes, it's not necessary. If it doesn't work, you can ask the second battalion commander to get you a few more howitzers."

"Yes, master, I still have three cannons that I made before!"

Deidara has studied the basic principles of artillery very thoroughly. After a month of pleading and temptation, he took out some useful information from Uchiha Mori's mouth, but most of them were Uchiha Mori's imaginative dictation, and then Deidara used it again. Make up the rest of the time yourself.

But genius is genius after all, and Deidara still came up with something, such as the mortar now lying on the ground.

"Emm...Okay, I'm not in good condition tonight, so I'll just use your cannon for fun."

Uchiha Mori curled his lips and said with a look of disgust.

Deidara nodded crazily when he saw this, Master is finally going to use the artwork I made!

At the same time, Deidara regretted in his heart:

Most of the master's arts require the explosive power of flames to advance. Unfortunately, there is no time to customize the barrel now. Although the detonating clay can be pinched out, it may explode without leaving any slag. Do you want to throw two little guys in later? Have some fun.

Not so good..

Just say hello with the howitzer first!

After 10 minutes

150 meters away from the Konoha Ninja Village, four little heads popped up.

"When I count to 3, I'll fire. Do you understand?"

Uchiha Mori held the fuse with one hand and lit the small torch with the other.

At this time, the two guards at the gate of Konoha Ninja Village also noticed the fire not far away.

"There's something wrong with Steel. Look, is there any fire in that area?"

Kamizuki Izumo pointed to a place with a little glimmer of light not far away. If you don't look carefully, you might not be able to see it.

"emm, it seems so. Is anyone coming back tonight?"

"I do not know."

"It can't be an enemy attack."

"I'm just talking nonsense every day. If it's an enemy attack, do you think the guy who can kill Okiguchi of Konoha Ninja Village at this time can light a torch?"

Gang Zi Tie looked at his friend next to him like a fool.

No wonder you can't get promoted in your life, you are so stupid.

Having said that, I seem to be the same way...

"Okay, that's what you said. Let's notify the patrol team to check it out later."

I heard it immediately.

"boom!"

Three fire snakes rushed into the sky, fell in an arc, and headed straight towards the Hokage Rock of Konoha Ninja Village.

"Oh my God! It's really an enemy attack!"

"Blow the warning horn quickly!"

"Inform the ANBU ninjas, and inform the Hokage-sama!"

The two men were in a mess at the gate.

The fire snake with its long tail chilled the sky above Konoha.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

After three dull sounds, the Hokage Rock in Konoha Ninja Village, the Godaime Hokage Rock that was completed the day before yesterday, shattered.

in the village

Japanese-style Pub

"Today's wine is particularly sweet. There is no sound of mute's moaning, and there is no pressure from piles of documents on the table. Life is really beautiful~"

"boom!"

Along with the violent sound, the table seemed to shake.

There were three loud bangs in succession.

In an instant, the entire Konoha Ninja Village was brightly lit.

Then I heard a noise outside.

"Enemy attack enemy attack!"

"Oh my God, the Hokage rock collapsed!"

"Help!"

"Mom, are you okay, Mom!"

"Killed! Killed!"

After shaking her head, Senju Tsunade finally came to her senses.

I go!

What bastard dares to come to Konoha Ninja Village and run wild in the middle of the night?

Someone from the Akatsuki organization?

No, doesn't it mean that Uchiha Mori has already conquered it?

Besides, even if you are looking for a Jinchuuriki, go to the ninja world to find him. Jiraiya and Naruto have been wandering outside for almost half a year. To be honest, the last time he sent a message back was three months ago.

"Shh!"

Tsunade jumped up, broke through the roof, glanced around, and then used all her strength to shout loudly:

"Don't panic, I am the Fifth Hokage. Listen to me, stay at home and don't move around. Follow the orders and don't run around. I will destroy the enemy!"

"All ANBU ninjas on duty now, follow me to the entrance of the village to meet this guy!"

Following Tsunade Senju's order, a dozen ANBU ninjas started to move in the night.

outside the village.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ping'an County was finally captured by me!"

"No, why does this gate look so familiar?"

In addition to being happy, Uchiha Mori stared at the door for a long time. He always felt that he had been here before, but he couldn't remember where exactly.

"Um...Master, isn't this the Konoha Ninja Village..."

Deidara warned in a low voice, feeling a little confused at the same time. Could it be that the explosion was wrong?

"Base camp?"

Uchiha Mori asked tentatively.

"Yup.."

"boom!"

"You're done playing around with me, why are you blowing him up at the base camp?"

Uchiha went up and his head went crazy. Deidara suddenly felt pain from jumping. He covered his forehead and said:

"No... Zabuza just said you let it explode."

Zabuza on the side was busy clearing up the relationship.

"Nonsense, when have I ever said such a thing? You are becoming more and more dishonest now. I have followed Mr. Mori for so long. Do I not recognize the Konoha Ninja Village?"

"I'll do it! You idiot!"

"Stop talking nonsense, Mr. Mori, he is slandering me, he is slandering me~"

While everyone was arguing, Senju Tsunade led a group of people to the gate of Konoha Ninja Village. After looking around, they soon discovered an abnormality not far away.

He shouted loudly in that direction:

"Friends over there, come out and meet!"

"What's the intention of attacking our Konoha Ninja Village in the middle of the night!"

"If you don't speak again, I won't be polite!"

As soon as Senju Tsunade finished speaking, she saw a little head popping up not far away.

"Beautiful sister! I miss you so much!"