Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Pervert?!" Naruto's loud shout attracted everyone's attention.

It turned out that Mori felt that walking aimlessly like this was a bit boring, so he chatted with Naruto about a movie he had watched in Sogo Mental Hospital.

"Yeah, that's right. Generally speaking, psychopaths have three elements. Do you know what they are?"

Uchiha Mori wanted to show off that he was the only smartest person in his world, and everyone else was a bunch of indigenous Muggles who knew nothing.

Naruto thought for a few seconds and said excitedly:

"Do you like ramen, barbecue and meatballs?"

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Yes, this is the facial expression of Kakashi and others at this time.

Please understand it as you do, that's not because most people in Konoha Ninja Village are perverts...

It turned out that the conversation between the two attracted the attention of several people. Inadvertently, several people began to think about the three elements of perversion in their minds, and they all had their own answers in their hearts.

Sen was just about to tell the answer, but found that he couldn't remember it when he put it on his lips.

[It’s bedwetting, arson, and cruelty and killing of small animals]

"It's bedwetting, arson, and animal cruelty, that's what I was about to say!"

Apparently Sen was not satisfied with the blue electronic reminder in front of him!This is contempt for him!

【cut! 】

Kakashi and others looked at each other, but no one interrupted just now... So who was Sen talking to?

Naruto was already used to this, nodded, and took the initiative to act as a fanboy and supporter, giving Mori a fancy rainbow fart.

"Wow, Omoriko is indeed invincible!"

Soon at noon, after some rest, everyone set off again.

【Ding!An S-class rebel ninja is detected nearby, and the system starts scanning]

[Name: Momochi Zabuza; Nickname: Ghost; Weapon: Decapitation Sword; Strength: Jonin; Danger coefficient: 5]

[The system recommends telling fellow Jonin Hatake Kakashi to fight with him]

Everything is still the same as before. The system prompt sound is like a fart to Uchiha Mori. At this time, Mori is looking up at the sky and counting the clouds, but those guys are really annoying. They move around and count them. Sen himself was confused and simply started counting again.

This also caused Sen to miss the Eye of True effect bonus given during system analysis.

Destiny is always so clever.

Bored, Naruto glanced at the grass in the distance. There was no doubt that it was the geomantic treasure he wanted. He then took out a few kunai and threw them at them.

"Whoa!"

The sound of weapons flying aroused everyone's fighting instinct, and soon everyone fell into a tense atmosphere.

With the thought of putting on a show, Naruto rushed to the front of the team, pretended to look around, and said plausibly:

"Where, where, exactly where!"

Sakura on the side didn't tolerate him, and she punched him with a stick.

"Naruto! Don't create a tense atmosphere!"

The veteran Jonin Hatake Kakashi immediately stepped forward to investigate the situation.

Parting through the trees, a white short-haired snowshoe rabbit came into view, which also aroused Kakashi's suspicion.

This coat color!

White hair should only appear in winter when the daylight hours are very short!

in this case...

This is a snowshoe bunny raised specifically to be used as a stand-in!

Thinking of this, Hatake Kakashi's eyes couldn't help but glance at the surrounding trees. It seemed to him that the enemy had not gone far, and probably was hiding on the surrounding branches.

In the secret, the ghost laughed lightly in Buza.

"So that's it, it's Kakashi Hatake, the clone ninja from Konoha Ninja Village."

While sighing, the beheading sword in his hand was thrown out.

"Whoosh!"

The sound reached Hatake Kakashi's ears from top to bottom, and he immediately shouted:

"Everyone, get down!"

Naruto and the others fled in all directions, but Mori was still minding his own business with his ears closed, not paying attention to the decapitating sword flying behind him.

Take the head of a kid first!

The ghost who was moving at extremely high speeds was paying attention to the scene below. Looking at the perfect path of the decapitating sword and the dull Uchiha Mori, the bloodthirsty nature emerged in his heart, and he began to look forward to the separation of the heads. Wonderful picture.

【Ding!It is detected that the danger is approaching, and the host has no time to dodge, so the automatic protection is turned on! 】

Naruto, who was lying on the ground, didn't care about his own danger. Uchiha Mori was his first friend in life. He didn't want to lose him, and courage burned in his heart.

He stood up suddenly, climbed up, and rushed towards Sen, trying to push him away, but it was just superfluous.

The decapitating sword was approaching, and compared to Naruto's flying sword, which was obviously coming faster, Kakashi was already prepared for the teleportation technique.

It's really troublesome. There will be a tough battle to be fought later. Using the instant body technique now will greatly reduce your strength.

When everyone thought Uchiha Mori was dead now.

A wave of air swept around, and a white energy shield protected Uchiha Sen.

The crisp and sweet collision sound reached everyone's ears, and Kakashi was also stunned.

The decapitating sword was bounced away by a repulsive force and embedded deeply into the tree stump in the distance.

The ghost stopped in Buza and showed a surprised expression.

How can it be?

A move that has never been seen before. It is impossible for such a talented ninja in Konoha Ninja Village to be unknown. Who is this kid?

There were too many questions in my mind, but it was too late to think too much about the situation at this moment. I took people's money to help people eliminate disasters. The ghost man was not zapping, and he was walking straight towards the beheading sword. In two or three breaths, he was standing on the back of the sword. Looking down at everyone.

"Hehehe, it turns out to be the famous copy ninja Sharingan Kakashi, but this ugly kid next to you does have something special."

As he spoke, the ghost stared at Uchiha Mori with a pair of sinister eyes, and at the same time released his senses.

How is it possible? Why can't I sense chakra at all? Is that kid an ordinary person?impossible!

Years of experience in licking blood from the tip of a knife have kept Zabuza's heart hanging in the air. Human beings always have a psychological fear of unknown forces, and Zabuza is obviously no longer scared.

I could see that the seals formed by his hands were much less polite. For a moment, thick fog enveloped the forest, and as time went by, the level of simplicity became lower and lower. Gradually, the members of Team [-] lost sight of their companions.

The experienced Kakashi immediately ordered:

"Form a protective formation around the mission target!"

Soon, the three members of Team [-] were all ready with kunai in hand, standing in a formation around Tazna.

in thick fog

The provocative and gloomy voice of the ghost came from Buza.

"Heart~"

"Liver~"

"Back of the head~"

Where should I cut it off?

【Ding!Detecting artificial changes in the environment, the Eye of Truth is activated, automatically ignoring the dense fog and observing the enemy's situation]

In Uchiha Mori's eyes, the forest remained as usual, and the despicable man with a strange weapon and a mask just now was hiding behind a tree, and his temper immediately rose.

Your uncle, if you dare to sneak attack on my Omori child, I will show you what it means to be ah ah ah ah!