Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Dongdongyao received it! Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Uchiha Mori, with a solemn expression, stared into the distance, his eyes full of faith and wisdom, which was the call from a distant planet.

[Good cave monster!Please follow the instructions to the Akatsuki Organization!Kill the culprit and build new power! 】

Uchiha Mori looked above his head. Sure enough, the great planet headquarters guided him in the direction. The huge red arrow above his head said everything.

"Bai follow me. The next mission may be a little dangerous. Just remember to find a place to hide when the time comes."

Although he didn't know what he was going to do, Bai nodded and said in his heart: Mr. Mori, I will try my best to protect you.

On the other side, since escaping, Tenchi Zabuza has never had a good day. While avoiding the people of Konoha Ninja Village, he also has to avoid the ninjas of Kirigakure Ninja Village as much as possible.

It seems a bit innocent indeed. He did nothing but suffered this disaster.

He took out a soldier's grain pill and swallowed it, always paying attention to the disturbance nearby.

His cautious appearance didn't look like what a jounin should look like at all.

"Huh, luckily I left the village as soon as possible."

It was impossible not to leave. When the news came back, the village was divided into two factions. One side was the pro-partisan party who chose to believe in Uchiha Mori, and the other was the conservative party such as Mito Kadoen who tried to seize power from the Fifth Hokage.

I think those excited villagers must have been instigated by Mito Kabuto and others to act like this. Things fermented too quickly. By the time Momochi Zabuza reacted, the area around his residence was already surrounded by the Mito family and other people. The ninjas from the dormitory were surrounded.

"Sneak into the Kingdom of Rain. Since the news was released there, Master Mori should be over there."

Momochi Zabuza thought so.

To a certain extent, Zabuza's decision coincided with Mori. At this time, Mori was heading towards the Land of Rain, but he seemed to be a little off track...

"Hey, uncle, do you know where the Akatsuki organization is?"

"What? You said you didn't know? There's something wrong with your eyes! Don't run away!"

...

After 2 minutes, Sen looked suspiciously at the child peeing against the street lamp, and his body started to move involuntarily.

[He is not, stop looking! 】

"I know he's not."

Sen said calmly.

【and you?Forget it, I won’t ask anymore...]

Bai's face turned slightly red and he came over and said:

"Sir Mori, what are you looking at?"

Sen nodded and said:

"I feel that in terms of structure, planets and native Muggles are the same. It is completely possible to bring these people back to the headquarters for assimilation and transformation."

"You know, Bai, the spaceships on our planet are very, very large and can accommodate many, many people at the same time!"

"But let me tell you secretly, except for the internal staff of our headquarters and several branches, people in the outside world are a little abnormal."

Bai pretended to believe it, nodded, and asked:

"Master Mori, what's wrong with them?"

At this point, Sen waved his fist angrily and said:

"Those people think we are abnormal!"

"We are conducting great research every day. Do you know that these are epoch-making high technologies?"

"They even tried every means to persecute our scientific researchers, and even used torture!"

[It’s just a sedative...there’s no need to be so exaggerated]

Perhaps he was infected by his emotions, Bai nodded in agreement and said:

"That's their fault. Master Mingsen and his companions have already worked so hard!"

【…】

rain country

After completing their mission, Deidara and the Red Sand Scorpion received an order from Tendo Pain before they even received a moment's news. They went to the forest around the Rain Country to stop Uchiha Mori.

Riding on the explosive clay bi-winged bird, the two of them moved very fast.

Deidara was showing off his masterpiece on the bird's back.

"Hahaha, Brother Scorpion, you know, after my research, I created a more powerful technique based on the original one, which is invisible to the naked eye~ This is the real art!"

"Oh, can something that is only handsome for three seconds be called art? Only eternal beauty can be considered true art."

Scorpio hid in the amber and complained, maybe because he knew the other person's character. After speaking, he turned his head away and ignored Deidara's shouting.

The two were not far away, and soon they reached the sky above the forest of the Kingdom of Rain.

"Brother Scorpion, it seems that we have discovered the mission target."

Through the observation ability of his left eye, Deidara spotted the two people walking in the forest in the distance.

"Let's go, be careful. The opponent is a guy who has the Mangekyō Sharingan like Itachi."

I don't know whether the scorpion was intentional or unintentional. As soon as he heard the word "Itachi", Deidara felt as if he had been injected with blood, and shouted:

"Brother Scorpion, don't take action later! Let me deal with him alone!"

in the forest

【Ding!Two Akatsuki ninjas are detected in the sky and are attacking. Please be careful, Dongdongyao! 】

【Analyzing characters】

[Name: Scorpion, strength: Shadow level, one of the members of "Akatsuki", codenamed Yu (Jade Girl).Known as a genius puppet stylist, known as the "Red Sand Scorpion", danger level: 7 (8/9)]

[Name: Deidara, Strength: Elite Jonin, one of the members of "Akatsuki", codenamed Qing (Blue Dragon).Disciple of Onoki, the third-generation Tsuchikage of Earth Country and Iwagakure Village, danger level: 6 (9)]

Sen stopped. Even without a systematic reminder, he could smell the hostility.

The big bird in the sky slowly landed, and the Scarlet Sand Scorpion controlled Fei Liuhu to jump down and stood silently aside.

"You're the guy who has the Mangekyo Sharingan like Itachi, right?"

Sen crossed his arms, glanced at Deidara from the corner of his eyes, turned his head slightly, and pouted:

"whispering sound."

Are you serious when you turn your head... A small movement can still cause so much damage...

Deidara was angry.

He reached into the small backpack on his waist with one hand. Although he had just completed the mission and there was not much detonating clay left, Deidara used twice as much clay as usual.

Then with a wave of one hand, three white birds flew towards Sen.

"Haha, art is explosions!"

"Ah!"

Three little birds exploded in front of Mori, and fire exploded for a moment. Deidara showed a proud smile, and his contemptuous expression seemed to be nothing more than that.

Little did he know that along with the smoke, Sen was dazzled by the firelight inside.

While eating, I was still complaining.

"Oh, today's meal is a bit spicy..."

After the smoke dissipated, you could see that Sen's shirt had been burned clean, his pants were full of holes, and thick smoke was billowing from his body, but if you looked closely, there was nothing wrong at all.

"Huh, that's it? Art means explosion? You know nothing about art!"

As he spoke, Uchiha Mori turned his back and slowly squatted down.

"Dig a hole, bury some soil, and bring some water."

Strange thoughts popped up in my mind.

【? ? 】

【Hey!Something's wrong with you! 】

[Headquarters calls the cave monster!Call the cave monster! 】

[Let’s discuss whether it’s okay to just use the Dragon Slayer Crystal to kill them! 】

[Headquarters has no energy! ! 】

【You will be beaten to death! 】