Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Ok!"

As his eyes opened, what came into view was Minazuki Bai with a worried look on his face.

"emm... Bai, why are you looking at me like that..."

"Why are you still in this place..."

"Bai, why don't you speak..."

Shiro just didn't react. Uchiha Mori's performance before and after was completely different.

"Sir Mori...have you forgotten everything that just happened?"

"whats the matter?"

Uchiha Mori looked at Shiro with a puzzled look on his face. He always felt that this guy had been talking a lot lately, but really speaking, there was something wrong with the people around him recently.

Bai pointed at the Konoha forehead protector on the ground and said:

"You just threw away the forehead protection issued by the village in front of the Akatsuki people..."

Na Zhishen said with a nonchalant expression:

"Just throw it away, that thing wears a weird diaphragm to make people laugh."

"But you also said you wanted to join the Akatsuki organization..."

Bai circled the bottom with his two index fingers and muttered with a slight dissatisfaction on his face.

"Just join. Is the Xiao organization fun? What do we do with the organization?"

Forehead...

As expected of you...

Bai was speechless...

I originally thought that Mr. Mori had some kind of plan, but it turned out that the connotation was so simple...

As for the cancellation of the Earth Reincarnation Technique just mentioned, is Mori-sama serious or fake...

Bai didn't know the situation outside and was now in a dilemma.

"Hey, Bai, you bought my favorite roast chicken. You're so kind~"

Looking at Mori devouring his food, I really don’t know at what point in time the Mori-sama was the real Mori-sama.

So why not trick Mr. Mori into leaving here as soon as possible?

Bai asked tentatively from the side:

"Mr. Mori... how about we leave here tomorrow? You don't like it here anyway. How about we go back to the Land of Iron? Don't you like the casino over there very much?"

【Ding!Headquarters calls the cave monster!Headquarters calls the cave monster!The Akatsuki organization is an alien planet branch established by the planet here! 】

"Okay! How about we leave early? I don't want to stay in this hellish place for a moment anymore."

Sen nodded in disbelief. He had wanted to leave a few days ago.

Bai smiled happily.

Great, Mr. Mori is still the same as before.

.....

two days later

Tiandao Pain quietly listened to the report of the ninja beside him, nodded, and after the ninja left, he looked at Konan behind him and said:

"Just now, Uchiha Mori left the Country of Rain under the leadership of his entourage. I think there is no need for the Konoha Ninja Village to investigate."

After saying this, paying no attention to Xiaonan, Tiandao Payne turned and left.

Xiao Nan lowered his head a little lonely, maybe he just thought too much.

fraud!

Thinking of this, Xiaonan became even more disgusted with Uchiha Mori!

If I meet you next time, I won’t let you go!

And not long after Tiandao Payne left, a White Jue quietly emerged and appeared in the hall.

"Isn't the leader here? We have obtained important information."

Bai Jue said stiffly.

"Tell me what it is."

Xiao Nan said coldly.

Bai Jue thought for a moment, and it seemed that he had told this woman with a cold appearance when the leader was not here a few times before. The two of them had always been inseparable, so it should be nothing.

"The previous Hokage of Konoha Ninja Village suddenly disappeared the day before yesterday. This incident caused quite a shock in Konoha Ninja Village."

Didn't he lie to himself? !

The first thing Konan thought of was Uchiha Mori's unattractive face and his aggressive eyes.

Then why! ?

"I'm going to ask for clarification!"

Before Bai Jue could finish speaking, Xiao Nan turned into a ball of paper and floated out.

Konoha Ninja Village

"Snapped!"

Without the assistance of the Second Hokage and the Third Hokage, Senju Tsunade's temper grew day by day, and the first one was the ANBU team that was sent outside the village to investigate Uchiha Mori's traces.

"Why! There is no information about that guy in the entire ninja world!"

"Are you ANBU ninjas just for work?!"

Looking at the broken table, Shizune felt her head grow bigger again. Since the disappearance of all previous Hokages, this was the number one table. She waved her hand skillfully, and a ninja came out to replace it.

"Lord the Fifth Hokage, strictly speaking, there are some places that we cannot penetrate. I think the direction we should investigate is the masked man in Lord Jiraiya's intelligence."

"Since Sen is trying to save Bai, he will definitely have to deal with the mysterious masked man."

Shizune analyzed that the only way to distract Tsunade-sama is this. After all, the masked man is someone that even the Fourth Generation can't do anything about.

I believe that Lady Tsunade will naturally give up after a long time. As for Uchiha Mori, Shizune doesn’t know what is going on with him, but there are two outcomes.

First, the technique was lifted by Uchiha Mori. It may be a transaction or it may be voluntary. In both cases, the other party may not return to the village.

Second, Uchiha Mori had already encountered an accident, so the technique was automatically lifted.

Sometimes the truth doesn’t need to be known too clearly, and according to Jiraiya-sama’s narration, Mori’s technique can only be used three times in a lifetime. In other words, there is only one last chance left. People are selfish, even if If Uchiha Mori really returns to the village, he will no longer help Tsunade.

After Shizune calmly thought about it, she thought that Tsunade-sama would have to face these things independently one day, and there was no use in escaping.

Tsunade hadn't thought about that level yet, so she nodded and said:

"That's true. If the notice goes out and the reward is posted, I don't believe that guy can hide it! He will never appear in the ninja world for the rest of his life!"

Tsunade's idea was right. Not long after the previous Hokages returned to the pure land of the underworld, Obito began to have thoughts.

After all, the plan can only be realized if the entire ninja world is in chaos.

An unknown island somewhere between the Kingdom of Water and the Kingdom of Fire.

Shimura Danzo stared in the direction of Konoha Ninja Village, filled with resentment in his heart. Since there were not many people available, he basically didn't know the news from the outside world.

I don’t know how long I will be dormant.

Sighed.

Thinking of that ugly brat, Shimura Danzo felt itchy with hatred.

If it weren't for that brat...how could I have fallen to this point?

Thinking about it carefully, how could Uchiha Mori be a madman? Such strength can never be achieved overnight. The Uchiha clan is really good at calculating. They spent all their time hunting geese and their eyes were pecked by geese.

Without noticing any movement behind him, on the rock not far from Shimura Danzo, there was a fluctuation in the space. Following a vortex, the masked man stood on the rock and looked down at Shimura Danzo below.

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

Several ANBU ninjas drew their swords at each other in unison, looking up warily.

"I never expected that you would be the first to find me."

The wrinkled old face showed no signs of movement, perhaps he had already expected this day.

"Haha, I really didn't expect that the leader of the Roots, who was so famous in the past, is now like a dog with a broken back. He can only live on an isolated island and rely on sea fish for a living."

"presumptuous!"

"presumptuous!"

Several loud shouts were heard, but they did not affect Danzo Shimura and Obito Uchiha at all.

Communication between smart people is often that simple.

"So you probably didn't come to me to mock me, right?"

Shimura Danzo's dim old eyes glowed with golden light, and at the same time his heart became alive.

"Yes, I want to tell you that the souls of Konoha's past Hokage have returned to the pure land of the underworld. Although I don't know why, this is a fact."

"At the same time, according to reliable information, Uchiha Mori can only use that technique three times in his life, and he has used it twice now."

After Uchiha Obito said this, he disappeared into time and space.

Danzo Shimura seemed to be reborn, his whole body suddenly became much more energetic, and he no longer looked as lifeless as before.

really!

This is undoubtedly the best news.

What did Shimura Danzo fight for all his life?

Isn't it just to become Hokage?

After pursuing the rights all my life, how can I accept it when I have nothing left?

An eagle will pluck its feathers and trim its beak when it gets old. Isn't now the chance for its own rebirth?

No one would have thought that an old immortal would come across the ocean to cause trouble, just like no one knew that Uchiha Mori was happily playing in the Kingdom of Iron.

When Konoha brought back all the dispatched investigators, Uchiha Mori took Shiro back to the place where he had the most fun.

"I have a Doraemon, it becomes bigger, smaller and more beautiful~"

"He wants to be all...all...what, anyway, they are all things I like."

As he sang, Uchiha Mori took out two paper hats from his arms, looked at them for a long time, selected the one he was most satisfied with, and gave it to Bai and said:

"Bai, I'm telling you, this is the latest aircraft I invented. I call it the Flying Number. As long as we take it with us, we can fly."

Looking at the fragile hat in his hand, Sen deliberately added a small windmill on it, Bai smiled and said:

"Master Mori is really powerful."

Sen smiled confidently, patted his chest and said:

"Don't look at the fact that I call myself a warrior now. I was once a great scientist on the planet. Just like once the screw starter in our headquarters broke and they couldn't remove it. I was the one who removed it!"

[Yes, the ceiling fan is spinning very well, you can get it down as soon as you sweep it]

"Another time, the monitor at the headquarters was hacked by enemy hackers. I tried my best to turn it off and stop the loss in time for the headquarters. Otherwise, all the secrets would be stolen by the enemy, you know!"

[It is true that the loss was stopped in time. After that incident, the old dean did not watch TV for three months, and his presbyopia was delayed, but the head wind disease became more serious]

"And there's more..."

【...】

The two walked slowly, talking and laughing, until...

【Ding!It has been detected that Xiaonan, a member of the Akatsuki organization, is approaching the Dongdong Demon. Please follow the instructions from the headquarters to escape from this place! ! ! 】

"Hmph! The Planet Warrior Cave Monster is asking for a fight!"

Uchiha Mori put his hands on his hips, raised his chest and looked around.

No one can defeat the Planet Warriors!

wow la la la~

Papers flying all over the sky seemed like Konan was venting the anger in his heart. At the same time, the white papers gathered together in the air, and Konan's figure gradually emerged. The white wings made of paper behind him attracted Uchiha Mori's attention.

"Hey! You actually own a flight number too!"

? ?

"What flying number? Are you Uchiha Mori?! Is it fun to play tricks on others? Why did you leave so suddenly when it was clearly finished!"

Ignoring Uchiha Mori's puzzling question, Konan asked directly.

"what?"

Sen only listened to the first question, looked at his outfit today, a black vest and a white scarf, nodded and shouted to Konan in the sky:

"Of course I'm not Uchiha Mori, my name is Natsu, Natsu Dragneel!"

[Hey, don’t talk nonsense! 】

Konan frowned, Natsu?

Or is he not Uchiha Mori?

Before Xiaonan could speak, Mori continued:

"Miss, are you also sent from the headquarters? What is your operation code name? Why do you have the flight number I invented, but your wings are not as beautiful as mine~"

Seeing that the flying number used by the other party was made of the same material as his own, Mori thought that Xiao Nan was from the planet headquarters. He had made many flying numbers at the beginning, and everyone in the headquarters had one copy. He didn't remember the one in Xiao Nan's hand very clearly.

"Headquarters? What headquarters?"

Xiaonan became more and more confused as she listened, and blurted out a question.

【Ding!Cave demon, cave demon!That's not a flight number!That's paper escape ninjutsu!The other party is not a planet warrior! 】

"Nonsense, this is the flight number. How can I not know what I did?"

【. . . . 】

Uchiha Mori took out the flight number from his arms and put it on his head. He glanced back and forth. After confirming it carefully, he nodded and said:

"Look, aren't they exactly the same?"

【Are these all the same?This is clearly genuine and comes with 9.9 free shipping! 】

"Nonsense! It's obviously the same!"

"Little sister, since we are all planet warriors, please stop fighting and killing. I have something to do and I have to go first."

Although everyone comes from the same place and their tasks should be different, Sen adheres to the idea of ​​not disturbing each other and wants to leave, but unexpectedly Xiaonan suddenly takes action.

"That's too much! You haven't done what you promised me last time! Isn't it fun to play tricks on others?"

The flying white paper turned into spikes and exploded towards Uchiha Mori.

A wall of fire rose high, and in an instant, the paper was reduced to ashes.

Sen turned his head angrily, and at this moment, Xiaonan felt a sense of familiarity.

right!This is what it feels like!He's always acting!

"I've shown mercy! I have other tasks to do! Let's stay within the river!"

After saying that, Sen took Bai and left the place.

Xiaonan's face was covered with frost, she was being used...

Maybe the other party originally wanted to get rid of the filthy earth reincarnation...

But now there is a better way to say it, because I promised myself...

Gathering all the eyes of the ninja world to the Land of Rain...

Such consequences...

Whether it's Yahiko or Nagato...

So many efforts will be in vain...

【Oops..I always feel like something is going to happen..】

Extra

Mori (Natsu): What you said are all my words! !

Sen (No. [-]): Who gets to decide what to do in this game?