Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Konoha Ninja Village

The four people in the Hokage's office discussed the latest information on the table.

"Teacher, this is the information sent back by the ANBU yesterday. It says that both the Iwagakure Ninja Village and the Kumogakure Ninja Village have behaved strangely. At the same time, Uchiha Mori and his party have arrived in the Land of Earth."

Sarutobi Hiruzen made a brief report. Sometimes it is not good to have too many leaders. After all, politics is about seniority. As the third generation Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen seemed a bit inferior and nondescript at the moment. Let’s compare the first generation and the second generation. One is his teacher and the other is the founder of Konoha..

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Senju Tsunade beside him who was not interested in discussing, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: I have contributed so much to this village!

"It seems that no big fish was pulled out, but some monsters and monsters were pulled out."

Senju Tobirama said angrily, and at the same time he looked at Senju Hashirama aside. The meaning was obvious. This is what you said at the beginning to maintain the balance of strength in the ninja world. Now, look at what kind of people they are.

Senju Hashirama had long noticed the indescribable look in his younger brother's eyes. He was looking up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle. He gently slapped his thigh with his left hand, slightly pursed his lips, and a slight whistle sounded in the quiet office.

Fortunately for Tsunade, it was not like she had never seen such a scene when she was a child. Hiruzen Sarutobi was the first time a grown-up girl saw such an unruly First Hokage on a sedan chair.

"I'm wondering whether to send someone to intervene. I'm a little worried that Jiraiya and the Fourth Hokage won't be able to cope with the next situation."

Senju Tobirama put forward a relatively stable opinion. Of course, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Currently, the top standing force in Konoha Ninja Village already has four shadow-level powerful people in charge. Even if one is sent out, It's innocuous.

"Um...Teacher, I don't think this is necessary. Mori's strength has definitely reached the Kage level. Unless Yunying Yanying is crazy, he will never take this trip into troubled waters. What's more, I don't believe that as a They are like the shadow of a village and will leave the village at will.”

"In this case, it is not difficult for Jiraiya and the others to protect three children in the chaos."

Sarutobi Hiruzen analyzed it carefully and highly recognized the strength of the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato. The golden flash that was once so popular was no joke. The ninjutsu of Flying Thunder God really showed off to him.

Of course, the only one present who didn't think so was Senju Hashirama. He was the first to jump out when he heard there was a chance to leave the village.

"No, no, no, little monkey, you are too confident when you say this. You have to know that Mori's mastery of techniques is enough to make the entire ninja world crazy. Therefore, as the first generation, I have to do my duty to protect the seedlings that have not yet sprouted in the village. Let’s take this trip!”

Senju Hashirama's face was upright and his words were flawless. Even he himself was a little moved at this moment.

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll take the first step."

In order to wait for the three people in the room to respond, Senju Hashirama left first.

"Well... the first generation of adults is really... not stick to small details... hehehe."

Sarutobi Hiruzen tried to hide his embarrassment with a stiff smile.

"Don't bother, just get used to it. The next deployment is very important. What can be ruled out now is that neither Yunying nor Yanying will be the hiding place of the Akatsuki organization, and I don't think they have such strength. Before leaving, Zira once said that he had already made some guesses and decided that the final battle would be in the Kingdom of Rain. I think the answer should be here."

Qianju Tobirama was talking eloquently, and at the same time pointed to the boundary of the Land of Rain on the desktop map.

"Then do we need to send ANBU ninja to investigate."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's words also hit the mark, but Senju Tobirama shook his head. He was planning. He wanted to know why the people behind the scenes wanted to collect tailed beasts. All these changes in the two great ninja villages seemed reasonable. , but Tobirama feels that the truth is far from that simple.

Into the night

Uchiha Mori rubbed his eyes and watched the Fighting Sword anime for three hours. His eyes were a little sore. He looked around and found that Shiro had fallen asleep. He took out a bag of dried fruits from his arms and tore them into pieces. Open the package and pop a handful into your mouth.

"Ccrunch."

"But Xiao Yan is so lucky. Yao Lao is with him. It's not like me wandering alone in another world. Yeah, I want to pee."

A man ran into the forest.

"Patter, patter, patter, patter, patter, patter, patter, patter, patter, patter."

"Comfortable~"

After shaking his body twice, Uchiha Mori said happily.

Since fusing the Dragon Slayer Crystal, Uchiha Mori's body has been strengthened, his sense of smell and hearing have become extremely sensitive, and his body's ability to resist blows has also become stronger.

Behind Uchiha Mori, something strange appeared on the ground, and a small white head quietly came out.

I am Bai Jue No. 12138. This time I came with a mission, but why can this human being pee but I can't? I really want to know what it feels like.

Hey, what is my mission? By the way, I wrote it down on a small piece of paper.

Little did he know that the moment it emerged from the ground, Uchiha Mori had already heard it.

look back!dig!

"Ouch, ouch! It hurts, it hurts!"

Bai Jue 12138 felt like his head was about to explode. It was over, it was over, I would no longer be me!

"Who are you? Tell me! Are you trying to attack me from behind?"

Sen stared, showed his big white teeth, and said viciously.

"No, no, I was entrusted by someone to negotiate terms with you. Look at me, I look as white as a white radish. How can a radish have any evil intentions?"

Bai Jue's body was pulled out two-thirds, and he spread his hands to endure the pain on his head and said innocently.

"It seems to make sense, let's pull a carrot!"

Sen exerted force with one hand, clasped Bai Jue's head tightly, pulled him out from the ground, and threw him to the ground.

"Crack."

"hey-hey."

Bai Jue patted his butt and said with a smile:

"I'll leave after I finish reading. I don't mean any harm."

Sen nodded. The guy in front of him looked thin, and his whole body was shiny white. He remembered that the old dean said that people will turn white when they are sick. It seemed that this guy was seriously ill, so he simply agreed.

"I'll give you 2 minute."

Sen said, holding up three fingers.

"Okay, just 2 minutes, I can finish it quickly."

Bai Jue responded by raising a finger.

He took out a small note from his arms and imitated Obito's tone and said:

"Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is Uchiha Madara. I believe you must have heard of this name. I think you are the ninja who can resurrect the dead. Can you do me a favor? I can give it to you. A lot of delicious food, or a lot of money, okay, I’ve finished reading, and by the way, I want you to give a reply, do you have anything to say?”

Bai Zeze looked at Uchiha Mori expectantly, although he didn't understand why he was expecting it.

"Um, who is Madara Uchiha? Is he famous?"

Sen asked, scratching his head.

Bai Jue nodded and his body gradually sank into the ground.

"Okay, is this your reply? I understand, bye~"

Sen didn't understand why, and when he reacted, Bai Jue was gone.

"Why are you mumbling so much? It's inexplicable."