Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Shiro followed Uchiha Mori's instructions and came to the door and said to Uchiha Sasuke:

"Master Mori calls you to come in."

Shiro didn't have a good impression of the guy in front of him. He could clearly feel that Sasuke's current respect was all fake. Such a person was too hypocritical and people didn't want to get close to him.

After hearing this, Sasuke's expression froze. To be honest, Uchiha Mori was his last hope. He had no hope at all in Konoha, no hope beyond that man. That's why he knew Orochimaru. It was a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, so he had to break into it. He even speculated about his embarrassing status, and the top management of Konoha didn't mind raising him up at all.

"well, thanks."

Sasuke was respectful in words, but distant in his heart, and he always looked down on Mori in his heart, even if he was asking for help now.

Following Shiro to the front yard, Sasuke looked at Mori carefully. This was the first time he saw Mori at home...

how to say...

At this time, Uchiha Mori had just finished eating fruits and barbecue. He looked carefully at the yard, then wiped the side of the sofa with his hand. When he saw Shiro walking over, he sat upright again, feeling like he was hiding his ears...

Is this guy... normal or abnormal...

For a moment, Sasuke had no answer... he could only pray in his heart that his choice was correct.

"Oh, Mr. Mori, didn't you say that you can use the paper on the table to wipe your hands next time? Look, you wiped it on the sofa again. When Tsunade-sama saw it later, she said something to you again."

Bai said with an angry look on his face, while Mori Ze was there. This kind of situation happens every day in the house. Mori had already dealt with it several times very skillfully. He waved his hand and said:

"Let me tell you, that pretty lady may be in menopause. Bai, do you know what menopause is? I saw it on TV. Menopause is...emmmm"

[Popular science knowledge: A series of clinical symptoms due to physiological and psychological changes. Common symptoms include hot sweating, irritability, palpitations, insomnia, depression and forgetfulness, etc.]

"This is what that young lady looks like now! She's so fierce anyway! Now that I think about it, I really found a wolf-like guy for the organization... I hope the headquarters won't blame me..."

Uchiha Mori patted his chest with lingering fear and said seriously. When he looked up, he found a big black mouse looking at him blankly.

"Oh, let me go, where did that big black mouse come from! I'll fight it!"

Sasuke was caught off guard by the uppercut. Who would have thought that the apprenticeship he promised would turn out like this!

At that time, the fist was only [-] millimeter away from Sasuke's eyes. [-] seconds later I realized that I hit the wrong person, but it was too late, so I decided to do something to relieve the embarrassment.

"boom!"

"Ow!"

Sasuke covered his right eye, squatted on the spot, and screamed in pain, and the whole hospital was shocked!

Sen took Bai aside and talked nonsense:

"Hey Bai, I'm telling you, if you see Xiaoqiang at home from now on, you're going to hit him with a slipper and kill him. What? You don't know what Xiaoqiang is? Come on, let's go to the toilet, and I'll help you find it."

Shiro also looked blank, mainly because Mr. Mori was talking to himself without giving him a chance to speak...

Senju Hashirama, who had just come out of the toilet, was completely confused. Mori pulled Bai, who looked confused, to go to the toilet. There was a man squatting in the hall, and he blurted out:

"What's going on over there?"

Mori looked at Senju Hashirama with an innocent face and said:

"I didn't know that I was about to take Bai to the bathroom to find Xiaoqiang."

"Then what is he doing squatting on the ground alone??"

Senju Hashirama scratched his head and looked at Sasuke with a strange look. This guy's behavior was so weird, even weirder than Mori...

"I really don't know. The pig hit the tree. He must have hit the pig. Let's go quickly."

Senju Hashirama came to the hall and took a closer look. Good guy, which pig can hit it so accurately that it will turn out to be a black eye?

If this is not made clear, it will be beaten up. The perpetrator is already very obvious, but this is an internal conflict of the Uchiha clan... Although there are only two people left in the entire family in Konoha, it can be regarded as an internal conflict...

Sasuke raised his head and happened to see Senju Hashirama looking at him like a monkey in a zoo. He felt an unknown anger in his heart. However, the opponent's strength...

I could only cover my eyes and stand aside, trying to shrink...

You can't see me...

Why are you always staring at me...

Something is wrong with everyone in this courtyard! !

Senju Hashirama looked at Sasuke with great interest. It was true that this little guy shrank into the corner after being beaten. It was not me who beat him. Sure enough, these geniuses of the Uchiha family have some serious brain problems!

Ok?

Speaking of which, did Ban Ban...

I mean, that guy dances all the time...

I really want to understand something! !

Just as the two of them were fighting each other in silence, Uchiha Mori pulled Shiro out of the toilet.

"Hey, oh my, Sasuke, who is so cruel, come up and give you an electric cannon, my God, my eyes are turning blue!!"

Uchiha Mori's delicate expression made the three people present feel helpless...

Senju Hashirama felt something bad in his heart, and after a second he knew the dangers of society.

Uchiha Mori turned his head and stared at him with a look of grief and anger.

"Hey, hey, hey, Sen, you're doing this for sex. Let me tell you, when I just came out of the toilet, that guy's eyes were already blue!"

Senju Hashirama waved his hands repeatedly, feeling like he was being blackmailed...

"I know you don't like this guy, but no matter what, he is my...emmm...brother! Yes! Brother!"

【Are we all brothers in the world? 】

The system interjected for no reason. It really couldn't stand it anymore. It's not the way to make up lies.

Senju Hashirama was about to explain, but was interrupted by a sharp shout from Uchiha Mori.

"I asked you to speak! You are everywhere every day!"

I?

What the hell?

Don't let anyone talk anymore?

Senju Hashirama was stunned...

[Yes, yes, I won’t speak, please continue your performance]

Mori regained his expression and continued to look at Senju Hashirama and said confidently:

"Originally, I had to make a fuss about this kind of thing... now..."

As he spoke, Uchiha Sen raised his little hand unconsciously, his thumb and index finger cooperated subtly, and the two fingers kissed each other back and forth like glue.

Co-authored..

Are you planning to hack my money?

That's right, the house I live in now belongs to my Senju family!

Senju Hashirama feels as if he had eaten something...

It’s really outrageous that his mother opened the door for outrageous things. It’s outrageous...

Is this considered gang fraud?

He glanced at Bai, who was also helpless behind him, and the other party gave him a look...

With three points of sympathy, three points of pity, and three points of helplessness...

He took out his wallet from his pocket and tremblingly took out a ten thousand yuan bill...

"Hehehehe, I won't do it next time!"

After receiving the money, Sen immediately changed his expression.

Sasuke stood stunned.

who am I?

where am I?

What am I here for?