Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

A month later, the ninja world was filled with this peaceful atmosphere.

Uchiha Mori gradually lost himself in the life of eating, sleeping and eating every day. For example, now...

The three people who had been at home for a long time looked at each other.

Senju Hashirama looked at Minazuki Shiro and Momochi Zabuza, and the three of them leaned down at the same time.

"I'm telling you, listen to my orders later. It's been going too far lately. Last month, I sent food to Tsuna and Jiraiya. Last week, I thought on a whim that I was going to have a carnival party. It turned out I set the house on fire, and last week I played a dress-up game and said I was an excavator! The civilians at the women's soup at the end of the street are still complaining!"

Senju Hashirama told Uchiha Mori about the sins he had committed in the past few days with a heartbroken look on his face.

I can tolerate everything else, but I can't bear to find out that I didn't take Senju Hashirama with me!

Momochi Zabuza nodded. After all, he himself was one of the victims. At that time, he licked the spoon because he was curious about the magic mapo tofu, and his stomach hurt for three days.

"We can't let this go any longer!"

Zabuza shouted with determination in his heart.

"But this... isn't too much. Mr. Mori doesn't have any malicious intentions..."

Bai didn't want to do anything that might hurt Sen.

"No, no, no, Bai, why haven't you figured it out? None of us will hurt Sen, but we have to tell him that there are some things he can do and some things he can't do!"

For example, you absolutely can't go to a women's bath without taking him with you!Senju Hashirama thought in his heart.

"He has always said recently that he is a cosmic person from the M78 nebula, and that his transformer has been lost. This is not the key. I learned from Pang that the thing he was talking about is more than 50 meters high, and it seems to have a good height. The destructive power, if this breaks out in Konoha Village, the consequences will be disastrous!"

As they talked, Zabuza and Haku were extremely nervous.

Seeing the serious look on the first Hokage's face, Shiro finally chose to believe the other party's lies. The most important thing was that the last time Master Mori said this, he really turned into a giant... nodded and agreed. :

"OK."

10 [-] minutes later

"Yeah! It smells like meat!"

Uchiha Mori looked at the Ultraman Zero plot played in the camera and felt bad for a moment.

"I have no limits!"

I looked around, and sure enough Bai= was holding a plate and waving to him in the corner.

"Master Mori, do you want to eat barbecue? I just grilled so much and didn't tell them that they wanted to come and eat!"

When it comes to Sen, Bai knows it very well, especially if he can only eat something that no one else can eat, he will definitely flock to it!

as predicted.

After hearing this, Sen looked around suspiciously and found that no one was there, and suddenly his expression froze.

It turned out that the system prompt panel blocked his view.

【Ding!It was detected that the target had evil intentions, and the headquarters suggested that Dongdong Yao conduct an inspection before eating this plate of barbecue]

"The recent executive officer at the headquarters, isn't his brain abnormal? He has to work hard even if he eats meat."

Mori whispered to Lai Lai that he was in awe of the planet headquarters, but he did not curse.

Turning his head to look at Bai, he said excitedly:

"Yeah!"

【Ding!Use the password to trigger the Ninjutsu Flying Thunder God, and automatically mark the sofa as the jumping medium. The current marking point is: 2. Whether to perform a time and space jump]

A small spell formation appeared at the bottom of the sofa. If you didn't turn the sofa over, you wouldn't be able to see it.

He ran over and took the barbecue from Bai's hand.

【Ding!The headquarters reminds Dongdong Yao that it has been detected that the barbecue contains a large amount of hypnotic substances. It is not recommended for Dongdong Yao to taste it. It is not recommended for Dongdong Yao to taste it! 】

"Oh, Rory is so long-winded! There is no end to it!"

【I don’t care about you! 】

Uchiha Mori shouted impatiently, Bai Bai was stunned for a moment, and then continued to say with a smile:

"Master Mori, please eat quickly."

This smile, this expression, this scene has a sense of déjà vu that it’s time for Da Lang to take his medicine.

"Mmmmmmm!"

Sen's mouth was already stuffed with four or five pieces of barbecue, so there was no need for any further urging.

"It's delicious, it's delicious! Bai, your hands..."

"Pfft."

Before Sen could say anything, sleepiness hit his heart, and he fell backwards, only to be caught by Shiro, who had quick eyes and quick hands.

"Swish!"

Two figures then appeared.

"Hahaha, I just said that this kind of thing is best done by Bai Bai. Look at that guy Sen, didn't he fall for it all at once?"

Senju Hashirama's words were full of pride, but Haku and Zabuza felt guilty. We are obviously Lord Mori's bodyguards...

In the pitch-black room, two lamps were lit, and Uchiha Mori was lying on the bed, soundly asleep.

"Oh, this is not good. Grandpa, why do you still like to play such tricks at your age?"

"Yes, brother, why don't we just forget about this matter."

"Even if you lose in mahjong, there's no need to be like this."

Outside the house, Senju Hashirama, Senju Tobirama, Senju Tsunade, Jiraiya, Haku, and Zabuza formed a circle and had a heated discussion. Of course, Zabuza and Haku would not interrupt.

I saw Senju Hashirama folding his hands, curling his mouth and saying:

"It's not a difficult thing. I've been studying this brain stimulation method recently. Maybe I can actually cure him!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Brother, please take a rest."

"Sir, this matter is too hasty."

"Yeah, if you stimulate that guy Sen later, what should you do if your condition worsens? From a medical point of view, you are just being careless. I seriously doubt that your purpose is pure!"

The five people present all disagreed with Senju Hashirama's approach, and even Senju Tobirama, who had always been on the sidelines, refused.

"Xiao Gang is right. What you are doing is not advisable. In serious cases, it may even cause irreversible secondary behavioral damage. Especially have you ever thought about that, although that kid is acting outrageous now, at least he is still there. Within a controllable range, you must know that the art of reincarnation in the dirty earth can control us. Don't act rashly until we find the corresponding method."

Senju Tobirama's words were quite explicit. Zabuza and Shiro frowned after hearing this. It was obvious that the second-generation Hokage in front of them did not believe in Uchiha Mori's loyalty. In a sense, they did not deny the existence of this suspicion. , but as a client of the person concerned, I still feel uncomfortable hearing it.

Senju Hashirama waved his hand to signal his younger brother Tobirama to stop talking.

"I have long said that your idea is wrong. Brother Sen is a very pure person, and I am doing it for his own good. I make such a big noise every week. I am afraid that the outside world will pay attention to this. When the time comes, It’s hard to deal with.”

Senju Hashirama's words actually make no sense. The situation in the ninja world this month can be said to be changing with each passing day. The Kumogakure Ninja Village took the lead in meeting with Granny Chiyo of Sunagakure Ninja Village and Huangtu from Iwagakure Ninja Village. Kirigakure Ninja Village did not seem to go there. , no one outside knows what was discussed and achieved between the three.

However, these people in Konoha knew with all their prowess that the target they were targeting was probably the Ninja Village of Konoha.

"By the way, Xiaozuna, didn't you just tell me what happened in the village?"

Tobirama asked with concern on his face. Ever since Hiruzen Sarutobi took over his affairs, he pulled away and concentrated on studying the ninjutsu of Earth Reincarnation. He always believed that the existence of the jutsu was reasonable and could be broken. The first step is to perfect the parts that were not developed back then, and then find common ground to crack Uchiha Mori's technique.

Tsunade said nonchalantly:

"It's not a big deal. It is said that before we came back, the village's security capabilities were relatively weak. Orochimaru once sneaked into Konoha Ninja Village twice and planted a curse seal for Uchiha Sasuke. I don't know what the two said. Sasuke himself didn't reveal what happened, but he defected just today."

Strictly speaking, it was just a genin's whim. Tsunade didn't treat it as a very important thing. She just sent people from Class [-] and Class [-] to stop it. It was just a child having a tantrum. How could it be done? serious.

Tobirama nodded after hearing this, then looked at his elder brother Hashirama aside and said:

"Brother, Orochimaru is really a genius to a certain extent. Remember the ninjutsu he invented that can snatch other people's bodies."

Hashirama suddenly realized:

"His target is the Sharingan? So that's the case. Stealing the eyes directly cannot perfectly display the Sharingan's ability. If that's the case, the brat named Sasuke is a bit dangerous."

Jiraiya frowned when he heard this. As a former teammate, he didn't want to see Orochimaru become like this. There was a complicated look in his eyes. If he had persisted a little longer, would it have been different...

"My lords, let me go in and see if Lord Mori is awake."

Bai looked at the room worriedly, thinking about the bed

"Hmm, let's go."

Everyone waved their hands, but in the next period of time, Hashirama collected a lot of information about ghosts, and he didn't know what he wanted to do...

"But what's next?"

"How about playing mahjong?"

"Yeah!"

"Forget it, I still need to perfect that technique."

Tobirama walked away in a flash, leaving behind only the excited Hashirama, the Senju Tsunade with shining eyes, the helpless Jiraiya, and the confused Zabuza.

Zabuza looked around...

No, you want me to come again?

This kind of game is too difficult. It’s not good to win money, but you can’t afford to lose money!

In the room

"Mori-sama, Mori-sama?"

Bai called softly.

"Hmm...yeah, why did I fall asleep, where is Rouga?"

Sen looked around, still thinking about the unfinished plate of barbecue.

【Ding!The headquarters is calling the Dongdong Demon. The headquarters is calling the Dongdong Demon. You have just been harmed by an adulterer. Your brain has been severely damaged and your mental state is extremely unstable. Now, will the headquarters provide remote treatment for the Dongdong Demon? Do you agree? 】

"I agree with you uncle, you are mentally ill, your whole family is sick, bah!"

Uchiha Mori stared at the blue panel in front of him with a suspicious look on his face. The expression on his face was self-evident, and seemed to be telling: Is this headquarters fake?

[Please don’t doubt the authenticity of the headquarters, Dongdong Yao! 】

"whispering sound!"

Uchiha Mori turned his head and ignored him.

On the contrary, Bai sitting next to him had a very rich expression, a little worried and a little scared.

There were suddenly many leaders in Konoha Ninja Village, and they were all easy to talk to. However, the white-haired second-generation Hokage had a deep resentment towards Uchiha Mori, especially the words he said in the courtyard today, which made her feel The originally peaceful and peaceful life in the house seemed to be unsettled.

He said something for no reason.

"Master Mori, why don't we leave the village for a while..."

When Sen heard that he was going out to play, he forgot what had just happened. He nodded enthusiastically and said:

"Yeah!"

【Ding!Trigger the Ninjutsu Flying Thunder God's quick spellcasting command, and automatically mark the wooden bed as a mark point. The current mark point is: 3. Please choose whether to perform a time and space jump]

Things happened among the three at the same time. Bai heard Sen's affirmative answer and felt a little lucky in his heart. Then he asked with interest:

"So where do you want to go, Mr. Mori?"

Uchiha Mori thought deeply and said:

“Want to see the Great Falls!”

【Ding!Confirm the time and space jump target, search for the nearest waterfall, the search is successful: Valley of the End, marking...]

【Ding!Marking successful. . .Consume chakra and perform time and space jump]

"Big waterfall, that's okay. Then I'll go ask about Dongdongguai tomorrow and then pack my things."

Bai thought for a while and said with a smile.

【Countdown: 3...】

"Yeah, that's great, let's go out and play! Catch big fish!"

Sen jumped back and forth on the bed excitedly, so unhappy.

【Countdown: 2...】

"By the way, this time I must go to the furniture store down the street to customize the big bed and sofa!"

"Mmm Good."

【Countdown: 1...】

"Shh!"

In a flash of light, the figure on the bed disappeared.

Bai has never seen such a battle before.

"Master Mori? Master Mori?"

People outside the house who had not yet started their nightlife heard the noise and walked in one after another.

Ok?

what's the situation?

Where did Sen go?

"What's going on with Bai? Why didn't you see Sen?"

Hashirama was the first to ask the question on everyone's mind.

Bai said with a confused look:

"I don't know either. I was having a good chat with Mr. Sen just now, and then a light flashed, and then Mr. Sen disappeared."

???

what the hell

This description is like Tobirama's Flying Thunder God. The key is when did that guy Mori learn it?

Is this reasonable?

"Sounds like a flying thunder god..."

"But when did he learn that?"

"It's impossible, you can't learn that thing without talent..."

"But I remember that Sen's pupil technique is about time and space attributes. Maybe I can really learn it?"

Several people were still arguing in the room, this side of the Valley of the End.

"I will never let you go, Sasuke!"

"Only you? Crane tail!"

Sasuke and Naruto were talking to each other, and the two were wrestling on the lake, which was very lively.

"Why! Why did you leave the village!"

"You know nothing about power!"

"Sasuke!"

"Naruto!"

The light blue Rasengan collided fiercely with the Chidori.

"Shh!"

A figure suddenly appeared.

"Yeah, what are you doing here?"

This is what we should be asking you! !

Where did you come from! !