Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

The closer we get to the house, the more we can smell the burning smell, and a few people are not surprised. That guy Sen will not stop until he makes some noise every day.

The day before yesterday, Asuma Sarutobi, the youngest son of the Third Hokage, was caught peeping at the kunoichi taking a bath. The day before yesterday, he insisted on saying that all members of the Hyuga family had a disease called cataracts...

"Tsunade, you are a medical ninja. Is there really something wrong with Mori's head?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen had wanted to find one of his own medical ninjas, Uchiha Mori, to take a look at his head. Tsunade was undoubtedly the most authoritative representative of Konoha.

"Emmm, I secretly used medical ninjutsu to spy on him. How should I put it? His brain is indeed different from normal people, but I can't tell what is different. After all, medical ninjutsu has almost no effect on the development of the brain. It’s zero.”

Tsunade was telling the truth, but looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen, he showed a relaxed expression. It seemed that it was a good thing that Uchiha Mori would not get better.

"It seems that from now on I can only communicate with him as Dongdongguai."

Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed. Although it was a bit embarrassing, as time went by, Sarutobi Hiruzen became more and more shocked by Uchiha Mori's strength. At the same time, he also lamented the stupidity of the Uchiha clan. There are such excellent clan members but they exclude each other. ...

As long as you treat him a little better, you won't let this pearl be reduced to the point where he can only survive on Konoha's relief food...

As for the Ninjutsu of Reincarnation, Sarutobi Hiruzen's inner explanation is that when Naruto stole the Book of Sealing, Mori was beside him. Although this period was very short, thinking about it now, with Mori's extraordinary talent, He probably memorized those cumbersome methods of performing techniques very quickly, and even improved and surpassed his own teacher in a very short period of time.

"I have to say that if he was mentally sane, he might really harm the village. On the contrary, he is better and easier to control now, at least compared to the Uchihas of the past."

Although he and Madara are close friends, Hashirama also knows about the Uchiha clan...

"What is going on inside the house? Why can I smell a faint fragrance among the burnt smell?"

Jiraiya stretched his head and sniffed with his nose.

At this moment, a little head poked out from the gate of the house.

"Hahaha, you are all back. Just now a big black mouse scurried out of the house. I almost caught it. It's so interesting!"

Uchiha Mori jumped out, looked at everyone with a smile, and described with emotion how majestic the big black rat was.

"I'm telling you, that big black mouse is probably that big!"

"My whole body is completely black."

"And it still shines when running. Do you think it's magical or not?"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh, everyone knew who this big black mouse was...

What should I do? I want to laugh...

"Okay, okay, Mori, why are you dressed like this?"

Hashirama asked, mainly because Mori's outfit looked a bit weird. He wore a red scarf covering half of his hair. He was wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red shirt, and a yellow mandarin jacket. , a bit nondescript.

"My name is not Sen."

Unexpectedly, Sen turned his head and looked at everyone with eyes that a countryman had never seen in the world.

The only one who was relatively familiar with the scene was Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he immediately understood that this must be some new scene he had imagined.

Then he opened his mouth and asked:

"Then I wonder what this little brother's name is."

I saw Sen with his hands on his hips, his nostrils pointing at this kind of person, as if he were worth twenty-five or eighty thousand, and he said in an awesome voice:

"Hmph, tell me my name and I'll scare you! I'm Liu Xing, the young chef known as the best chef in the world...emmm, Liu Xing!"

Sen paused, then blurted out.

[You'd better order the house, watch a cartoon to get you excited, and the other person's name is Liu Angxing! 】

Ignoring the blue prompt box, Sen's eyes burst into flames.

"Well...it's just a pretending game. Why did the second grandpa run so fast just now?"

"I don't know. You'll find out when you enter the house."

Jiraiya and Tsunade were discussing behind them, feeling that something was not right.

"Oh, come in with me quickly."

As he spoke, Uchiha Mori enthusiastically welcomed everyone into the room. After they gathered around the dining table to prepare dinner, Tsunade strangely noticed that Shiro on the side smiled very reluctantly. At the same time, Zabuza, who was a guard, was nowhere to be seen.

"What if we don't kill people?"

Tsunade asked.

Bai's eyes dodge a little, then he smiled awkwardly and said:

"Zabuza-sama...emm, he's in the toilet."

Shiro was indeed telling the truth, but he just hid some important information. Zabuza was indeed in the bathroom, but he just didn't come out for four hours...

Maybe it will come out in the next two hours...it may not come out...

Looking in the direction of the toilet with some worry, I prayed secretly in my heart.

Thank you so much for your hard work... Zabuza-sama.

"Hahaha, you are in for a treat today. This is the only time in my life that my young master will do this. You will find all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas."

As three large plates covered with iron basins were brought out, everyone realized that something was wrong.

Now I finally understand the source of the black smoke.

"Hey hey hey, come on, let me introduce to you the first dish. It's quite awesome. It's called Magic Mapo Tofu."

As Sen moved the big basin away, a dark, mushy unknown object was revealed in front of everyone.

emmm, how can I put it this way, it looks really magical...

Several people swallowed their saliva, their eyes full of fear. Seeing this, Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly said:

"My current body, Dongdong Demon, is specially made by the planet. I don't need to eat. Just let them taste such delicious food."

Sarutobi Hiruzen resisted and pulled two people on his back.

Ignoring Jiraiya and Tsunade's murderous looks, the old god was holding the pipe he just bought in his mouth, squinting his eyes and taking a puff.

Um!This is happiness~

Senju Hashirama followed suit, secretly warning himself that he must run away the next time Tobirama pulls him!As expected of a biological brother, I can always think of him at critical moments!

"emm, okay then, it's a pity that you can't eat such delicious food. You don't know that Zoro cried in the toilet for more than five hours after eating this mapo tofu."

Uchiha Mori said with some regret.

Tsunade and Jiraiya only felt cold on the soles of their feet for a moment, good guys...

"Okay, let me introduce to you the second dish, the special shredded green pepper pork! With my exquisite cooking skills, this shredded green pepper pork can be said to be infused with soul. The green pepper and pork are perfectly combined!"

The two of them took a closer look... Isn't it a perfect combination... The green pepper and shredded pork can be blackened to a certain degree. They are indeed specially made. Most people really can't do it...

"Lai lai lai, today's highlight is here, and that's the golden fried rice! I used a special technique to perfectly integrate the eggs and rice grains. The golden fried rice adds a bit of nobility, and is embellished with green onions, just like A beautiful picture!”

Uncover the iron basin, huh?It’s really golden fried rice, isn’t it? ?

Tsunade pulled Jiraiya, who was about to use the chopsticks, and pointed at a streak of black on the edge of the plate, all without saying anything.

Jiraiya finally realized, damn, just a layer of paint and it's called golden fried rice?Then if I apply a layer of green paint, wouldn’t it make it feel like spring!

The two of them couldn't help but suspect that they might be the next ones summoned after this...

"Why don't you use your chopsticks? It's delicious. Try it!"

Mori was rubbing his hands aside, smiling as kindly as an old mother, but to Tsunade and the two of them, this ferocious smile seemed like the god of death was beckoning...

Eat it, eat it quickly, today’s performance is confirmed~