Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Sarutobi Hiruzen's brain was working rapidly. Decades of experience had trained him to have a calm temperament, and his eyes kept glancing at Uchiha Mori.

In ancient times, Guan Yun Chang devoted himself to playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison.

This sentence should be a story...

So today there is…

Today there is Kakashi...reading the pornographic book intently and striving for perfection!

Eyes twinkled.

"Ahem. Cave Demon, I'm going to start."

Sarutobi Hiruzen pretended to be serious, no matter what, he was a dead horse.

"Now I have Kakashi who can't take his eyes off the heavens and strives for excellence!"

As time passed by, a drop of sweat slid down the neck of the mature and steady Third Hokage.

[After testing, the probability that the target Sarutobi Hiruzen made it up temporarily is as high as 98%]

Uchiha Mori nodded and said: "The answer is correct!"

【Nani!Is there no correct answer? 】

After saying that, Uchiha Mori slowly stretched out his hand with a solemn expression.

"Dongdongguai, you have worked hard for the planet these years."

The great recognition ceremony is always so sloppy. Even Sarutobi Hiruzen himself couldn't believe that he was right to blindly blind someone?

Slowly stretch out your hand, you still have to do some superficial work.

"Everyone is working for the rise of the planet. From now on, we have to rely on you, Dongdong Demon!"

"I haven't been able to contact the headquarters, why?" Uchiha Sen asked.

[It’s a damn thing that I can get in touch with that smelly slipper! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen was seen pondering for a moment, as if he was remembering something, and then he said:

"The headquarters also told me about this. In order to ensure the concealment of the mission, the planet will only contact me through a single line from now on, and asked me to inform the cave demon that you will always be the most heroic warrior on the planet!"

Regardless of whether they are normal people or mentally ill, who doesn't like to hear compliments.

Uchiha Mori immediately stood up, saluted Sarutobi Hiruzen with a standard military salute, and shouted at the same time:

"Please inform the organization that the Dongdong Demon will successfully complete its mission! I have successfully instigated a local aboriginal to rebel, and developed into the organization's internal code name Dongdong Liang!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen also returned a military salute and said:

"Okay Cave Demon, if the organization assigns a new mission, I will inform you as soon as possible. You should go back to the base camp and wait."

Uchiha Mori was just about to leave, but then he thought of something and turned back to look at Sarutobi Hiruzen again.

At this time, Sarutobi Hiruzen was panicking. According to the data, Uchiha Mori had been mentally unstable for a long time, which was also the main reason for his crazy behavior. At this time, he thought that his lies had been exposed, and he said with a guilty conscience:

"Dongdong Demon, do you have anything else to do?"

"Well, I want to say that the two pieces of meat on your stomach are really sick. Since you are the contact person, I'd better help you cure them."

After saying that, Uchiha Mori ignored Sarutobi Hiruzen's shocked eyes, walked straight to the desk, picked up the water glass on the table, covered the mouth of the glass with one hand, and dragged the bottom of the glass with the other hand, and began to shake it from side to side.

"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, Omorizi will definitely take action!"

Shout and jump at the same time, left and right.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's old face was purple in color. No one in the whole village nodded and bowed when they saw him. He was definitely the first one to dance the great god Uchiha Mori in his office.

[Please host not to struggle fearlessly, there is no way in this world to cure late-stage lung cancer]

Uchiha Mori ignored the system prompts and shook the water glass. From time to time, one or two small crystal water drops fell on the documents that Hiruzen Sarutobi had not yet approved.

Visibly, Sarutobi Hiruzen's face trembled, and his fists under the table could not help but tighten a little more.

【never mind!Inject healing fluid! 】

I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, but as soon as the system beep sounded, Uchiha Mori's hand movements stopped.

Putting the cup down, the freshly clear white water now turned green, looking like a cup of... poisonous water.

"This?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't know how to explain it. It was like a magic trick. The key was that Uchiha Mori was under his gaze the whole time and didn't notice any small movements at all.

"Dongdongguai, hurry up and drink. Just finish your meat and it will be fine."

Seeing the harmless smile on Uchiha Mori's face, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt as if Ochiro had taken some medicine. It was quite sudden...

Try and die?

Do not!!

Never drink it!

Yes, at this moment Sarutobi Hiruzen hesitated...

"Um, Dongdong Demon, I'll drink it later. I just received the news from the headquarters. I need to check it carefully!"

"Ok."

Uchiha Mori suddenly remembered that lunch time was coming soon. If he went back late, his meat might be stolen and eaten!I have the impression that Dongdongliang (Naruto) likes to do this kind of thing!

Seeing Mori leaving, Sarutobi Hiruzen breathed a sigh of relief and at the same time picked up the teacup and observed.

Nose sniffed.

"and many more!"

At that moment, he smelled a very familiar scent!

Release your senses and wrap the tea cup. Yes, this breath is as warm as the sun. This is something that can only be felt by the first generation Hokage!

This is impossible!

Sarutobi Hiruzen had never seen such pure Yang chakra in decades, not even in Senju Tsunade.

The more I feel it, the more terrifying it becomes. This is just a glass of water...

In other words, Uchiha Mori must contain more pure yang-type chakra, but this is not consistent with common sense.

The chakra of the Uchiha family members is cold and evil.

Looking at the green tea in the cup, the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen did not drink it in the end, but handed it to the ANBU members and ordered it to be tested for its ingredients. He wanted to figure out why the cup of water turned out like this.

On the other side, Uchiha Mori, who hurried back to the hospital, ate the meat he had longed for as he wished, and sat cross-legged on the bench under the strongest sunshine at noon. He looked a bit immortal, if not If you have heat stroke...

wake up again

"Hey, Mori, you finally woke up."

"Boss, is this the powerful ninja you mentioned?"

"No, it looks a bit stupid. How can a ninja give himself a heatstroke?"

Sarutobi Konohamaru looked back and forth, with strange eyes that seemed to make Uchiha Mori look like a weirdo.

"boom!"

"You know nothing about the fiercest warrior on the planet!"

Since that night, Naruto has regarded Uchiha Mori as an outsider, and the blue ball of light like a small moon gave him a sense of identity from his soul.

After finishing the ninja registration today, I rushed straight to the hospital.

"Sen, can you teach me that move you made that day!"

Naruto couldn't wait to say what he was thinking.

"Emmm, you can, but your skill is too low. You have to sit up from the beginning. There is still a place next to me."

Uchiha Mori patted the place next to him and motioned for Naruto to receive the baptism of sunlight together.

"Mmm Good!"

The painting style suddenly became strange. In the past, it was nothing for Uchiha Sen to sit there and bask in the sun, but now that Naruto and Sarutobi Konohamaru are included, it suddenly becomes different.

Naruto Building

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the picture in the crystal ball with a suspicious look on his face.

Is this why the Yang chakra in that guy's body is so pure?

Is it possible...I can do it too?