Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"I originally wanted to go to Tanshu Street as my next stop... Tsunade-sama, it's true that you just go gambling during the day, and you have to drink here at night..."

"And we haven't been back for a long time..."

Shizune sat next to Tsunade, banging her two index fingers together without stopping for a moment.

In the izakaya where people were coming and going, Tsunade kept pouring wine into her mouth.

Soon the trio of Uchiha Mori walked in at the gate.

"Haha, Bai, let me just say that I have a very good nose. Only their fragrance in the whole street attracts me the most. You also said that this fragrance is from next door."

Mori strutted into the store, followed by Zabuza and Haku.

"Yes, Master Mori, our mission has not been completed yet. We have been playing all day today. Tomorrow it is time to go to the border of the Kingdom of Iron."

Shiro bowed respectfully and whispered in Uchiha Mori's ear.

"Oh, I know, why don't we come out to play and talk about these things later? No, I think we can let that guy Zoro complete the task alone, and the two of us can change places and continue playing!"

Sen waved his hand and said indifferently.

On the side, Zabuza's face was livid, and in his heart, it felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses were galloping past.

"what!"

Uchiha Mori raised his neck, as if he had discovered something, and walked along the corridor in the direction of Senju Tsunade.

"Hahaha, I met your beautiful young lady again!"

Uchiha Mori waved and greeted warmly, then pulled out a chair and sat down, not saying anything polite at all.

Tsunade glanced at the helpless Zabuza and Shiro behind Uchiha Mori, frowned, and said:

"Find an empty seat and sit down. Do you want me to invite you two?"

There is no dislike for Tsunade Uchiha Mori. After all, this little guy has won several 10 taels of silver notes with her in the past two days, and every time Mori speaks, she is very pleasant to the ears.

"Yes."

The two nodded, pulled out their chairs and sat down.

Sen leaned into Bai's ear and asked in a low voice:

"That Bai, you said we would sit at her table and pay the bill later. Is this a treat for this pretty young lady?"

Zabuza's expression froze...

Please, my eldest young master... Even if you want to say... you should keep your voice down. Don't block it with your hand and completely isolate the sound...

Zabuza carefully looked to the opposite side, and sure enough, two or three black lines appeared on Senju Tsunade's face...

"That... Senju Tsunade-sama... we... Senju-sama, he is like this..."

While I was careful with my mouth, I was thinking deeply in my heart...

If the table is turned over later, we should be able to fight here...

"Forget it, kid, just open your stomach and eat. I'll treat you to today's meal!"

Tsunade didn't say much, it was just a meal, and the money she won in the past two days was enough for many meals.

...

long after

"Tsunade-sama...I can't drink anymore..."

Shizune grabbed Senju Tsunade and tried to stop her from stuffing the bottle into her mouth.

"leave me alone!"

"Hahaha, yes, get excited!"

Uchiha Mori stood on the stool with his hands on his hips and laughed loudly.

"Oh, Mr. Mori, you drank too much..."

Shiro was holding Uchiha Mori's wrist on the side with a worried look on his face.

Zabuza held his forehead, feeling that he had paid by mistake...

I drank a bottle of sake in total...

What kind of gods are the big one and the small one...

"Bai, I will sing a song for you. My beautiful sister is here and I will help everyone!"

"Elephant, why is your trunk so long? Mom said, your trunk is long..."

【.....It's unsightly, unsightly! 】

At this time, an old man and a young man walked to the door of a store on the street corner.

"Ouch, I've been searching for so long and there's no clue at all. I'm getting hungry."

Naruto put his head in his hands and looked up at the sky and complained.

Jiraiya also seemed attracted to the noisy atmosphere in the store.

Well, this store is so busy, maybe there are girls wearing sexy clothes~

"In that case, let's eat here first~"

"Ah, isn't this an izakaya?"

Naruto looked at the three big characters posted on the door in surprise.

"I've told you many times, I'm still a child!"

Jiraiya said with disdain:

"So what's the matter? The kid just needs some food to go with the wine."

The two of them bickered all the way into the izakaya.

"Welcome~"

Naruto was dissatisfied and kept chattering:

"Really, then you don't have to eat here, find a ramen shop or something..."

Jiraiya looked down at Naruto and felt that the man in front of him was not compatible with him, so he still explained:

"The so-called intelligence is all in places like this."

As he said that, he turned his head and happened to see Uchiha Mori, half of his body exposed, swaying on the table, Senju Tsunade clapping her hands, and Shizune, who looked confused...

"Tsunade!"

"Brother Mori!"

"Jilai also?"

"Yeah, Dong Dong Liang? (Naruto)"

Tsunade looked half drunk and woke up. She stood up with her hands on the table and asked:

"Why are you here?"

Jiraiya walked towards the table with a smile, and at the same time glanced at the three people opposite Tsunade...

Momochi Zabuza... Minazuki Shiro and Uchiha Mori...

Naruto ran over first and was extremely excited to see Uchiha Mori.

"Wow, Brother Mori, why are you here..."

"Hahaha, this is a long story, but I remember you were not with those two guys. Why did you go out with a little old man? This guy is really ugly."

Uchiha Mori looked at Jiraiya with a look of disgust, and Tsunade couldn't help laughing when she heard these remarks.

"Hahaha, don't worry about that old man, he does look a bit ugly."

Naruto smiled, and it was obvious that he was very happy to see Uchiha Mori. He turned to look at Tsunade, scratching his head and asked.

"But is this sister really as old as 50?"

"boom!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a fist as big as a sandbag fell on his head.

"Aww~ pain pain pain pain!"

Naruto was jumping around in pain.

"Why did you hit me!"

"This is your punishment for disrespectful words!"

Tsunade raised her fist and glared at Naruto fiercely.

"What a nasty little brat."

Obviously Shizune is much calmer, but she always feels that something big has happened...

I actually met two other Sannin in one day...

It was a bit crowded with three waves of people sitting together in two rows. Naruto was not so cramped in the presence of Uchiha Mori, and kept stuffing things into his mouth.

"I miss you so much. Brother Mori, you don't even know. Since the house was demolished, I have no place to live. Something happened in Konoha Ninja Village... Sigh... It would be nice if you were in the village. Already..."

Perhaps thinking of the death of the Third Hokage, Naruto felt a little unmotivated and sighed repeatedly.

"Ok?"

Haku and Zabuza frowned as they heard other meanings in Naruto's words.

What happened to the Konoha Ninja Village? The house was demolished again?

Shiro knew more about this matter, and what he had experienced with Mori during the day was still vivid in his mind. At that time, Master Mori said that Orochimaru was lying...it was actually true! !

At that time, Shiro thought that Uchiha Mori was just trying to extort a sum of money. He didn't think about it, but Uchiha Mori saw through everything...

Looking at the slovenly man next to him again, Bai's eyes were full of admiration...

What kind of person is he...

On the other side, Jiraiya and Senju Tsunade had a drink. Tsunade lowered her head as if remembering her encounter with Orochimaru during the day, and said:

"Speaking of which, today is really a day to meet old friends..."

Jiraiya picked up the wine bottle and filled it up for Tsunade, while he picked up the cup and drank it all. Through Tsunade's words, he immediately understood that Orochimaru had probably met Tsunade in advance, and found out during the day The collapsed wall was probably caused by that guy.

"Orochimaru..."

"what's going on."

Shizune's face changed slightly, and Jiraiya's accurate guess surprised her. She looked at Tsunade aside, the two looked at each other, and Tsunade said:

"There's nothing we can't talk about."

"That guy's hands seem to have been seriously injured, but Uchiha Mori said that I can't heal his injuries. I'm curious about who can turn that aloof guy into a homeless dog."

Taking out a deck of playing cards from her arms, Tsunade muttered while shuffling the cards. Apparently, Orochimaru's words about the technique that could bring people back to life during the day made her heart move...

Jiraiya glanced at Uchiha Mori, who was chatting and laughing with Naruto next to him, and his pupils shrank slightly. He had heard some information about that guy before leaving the village.

The overall evaluation is that you should not mess with this crazy Uchiha. His strength is unpredictable. Some people say he can escape, and some people say he has a kaleidoscope. Anyway, he is very evil.

"His hand, if nothing else, it must have been done by the old man..."

When Jiraiya said this, his expression was a little gloomy, and he handed the remaining plate of skewers to Naruto beside him, staring at Senju Tsunade.

"Old man?"

Tsunade only felt that her brain was a little insufficient. According to Orochimaru's words during the day, the other party should not have gone to Konoha yet, but Jiraiya seemed to have already fought against each other?

Jiraiya nodded and continued:

"Orochimaru attacked the Konoha Ninja Village and summoned the first and second generations through the reincarnation of the dirty land... The old man died on the spot in order to stop..."

Naruto lowered his head sadly, and Senju Tsunade paused when she heard this while shuffling the cards in her hands.

Sure enough...

I knew something bad was going to happen.

Maybe it was because she was used to it, or maybe her feelings for Konoha were no longer as deep as when she was young. After a while, Tsunade returned to her former self.

He handed the card he liked to Jiraiya. Although he said nothing during the process, he already understood the purpose of the two people's trip.

Holding down the playing cards with his backhand, Jiraiya said with a serious face:

"Tsunade, the village asks you to succeed the Fifth Hokage."

Shizune was stunned.

Naruto's eyes widened.

Momochi Zabuza was even more surprised...

Shiro seemed to be the only one who looked indifferent, holding a handkerchief to wipe the oil stains around Uchiha Mori's mouth.

Naruto first looked at Tsunade, then at Jiraiya, and finally at Uchiha Mori.

The fifth generation of Hokage?

What did you say suddenly?

What the hell is going on?

The relationship between Brother Mori and the third generation is very good. Why are you not surprised at all when you hear the news that the third generation died in battle...

This is because Naruto misunderstood Uchiha Mori..

In Mori's eyes, there are only holes and there is no Third Hokage... let alone who the Third Hokage is...

"Hmm, the grilled chicken skewers here are very good..."

Naruto couldn't help it anymore.

"Brother Mori, didn't you hear... The Third Hokage died in battle..."

Mori obviously hasn't regretted it yet, with a confused and ignorant expression, he seems to be saying again: It's not me who killed the Third Hokage in battle?

"Yeah, I got it. There's still one skewer of grilled chicken left. Do you want to eat it?"

"Hey, I know you're full, so I'll accept it."

Naruto was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. An unknown fire arose in his heart, and he shouted loudly:

"That's the Third Hokage who found a house for you! Brother Mori, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Only then did Uchiha Mori understand who the Third Hokage Naruto was talking about was.

"Hole turn?"

Naruto nodded.

Sen Youran stood up, the ferocious face on his face already expressing the anger in his heart.

"Who did this, the uncle who sells snake meat?"

Naruto nodded again.

Damn Muggle natives!He actually killed the great warrior of the planet!

Although Dongdongguai is weak, old, ugly, and corrupted by the natives, he is still from the same place as himself.

【Ding!It is detected that the host's mood fluctuates greatly, and the Mangekyou Sharingan is opening]

Black chakra overflowed from the body along the skin, and he looked at Mori again, his eyes were already scarlet.

"Oops! Naruto, get out of here!"

"Shizune, run away!"

Several people fled the scene quickly, and they also had some understanding of Uchiha Mori's current situation.

"Oops, the last time Mr. Mori fell into this situation, he only recovered after being dissuaded by the Third Hokage..."

Bai looked back at the situation in the store with some worry.

【Ding!Headquarters calls the cave monster!Headquarters calls the cave monster! 】

[Our department has recently recalled Dongdong to the planet. In the following time, Dongdong Demon will independently complete the plan to invade the mainland. As the greatest warrior on the planet, is Dongdong Demon ready? 】

In the store, Uchiha Mori suddenly regained consciousness, stood upright on the spot, and at the same time saluted a military salute and shouted loudly:

"Please rest assured at the headquarters, the cave demon is always ready!"

[Huh...it's so dangerous...if I try it a few more times, I might go blind...]

After a few more minutes, there was no movement in the store. Jiraiya opened the curtain and looked around. He saw Uchiha Mori sitting in his seat, making the grilled chicken skewers that had just been served on the table. He turned around and faced several people. The person said:

"It seems like everything is fine. That kid is eating inside..."

"Speaking of which, does this kid have no control over his own strength?"

Zilai also said with lingering fear.

But Senju Tsunade had a different view. During the day, she saw with her own eyes that the other party could use the kaleidoscope at will.

[Haha, it’s obviously all the credit of this system! 】

"Hey, you are all back. Oh, Dongdongliang, you are talking nonsense again. I just received the news from the headquarters that Dongdongguai did not die in the battle, but was recalled by the headquarters. He is probably enjoying himself somewhere on the planet now."

Seeing Uchiha Mori's excited nonsense, Naruto only felt heartbroken and helpless.

I think Brother Mori's condition worsened because of the death of the Third Hokage...