Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Finally, after more than ten days of dilly-dallying, the three of them successfully entered the Iron Country.

Although it was a mission, there was no sense of tension at all. Uchiha Mori was very active along the way, either wanting to eat something or buy this.

"So it turns out that you can still perform tasks like this..."

Zabuza shook his head helplessly, feeling that after staying with Uchiha Mori for a long time, some of his previous habits had subtly changed...

At least when he was out on a mission, Zabuza would never walk around the streets with such a high profile.

Although the Iron Kingdom is a neutral country and there are very few local ninjas and more are warriors, it is a relatively mixed bag here.

"Lucy Lucy (white)~ Come on, come on, come on, these oranges are very delicious. Buy some and we will take them home to eat slowly. There are also this and this. This scone is extra crispy and sweet. Come and have one too, please. Takashi (Zabuza), do you want to eat it?"

"Uh... ok."

Zabuza walked over slowly, took the pancake and took a bite. It was really crispy. I didn’t expect that Mori-sama, who is a food protector, would actually be willing to share a portion with me. I was really touched!

Three seconds later...

"The boss is eating the pie, yes, that's him. He's wearing a mask to cover his face. He's a bit shady. He's footing the bill!"

Uchiha Mori's voice came, and when he followed the sound, he realized that Mori had run away with Bai.

The boss with a vigilant look on his face grabbed his arm tightly...

I look like someone who can run...

Also, why am I paying the bill? !

Basically all the money of the three people was on Shiro, and all that was left with Zabuza was a little pocket money...

There is no way Uchiha Mori not only loves to eat but is also a miser...

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you as much as you want!"

Zabuza took off the oil hand on his arm angrily, took out his wallet from his arms and asked.

"2 taels of silver notes!"

"What?! Why don't you go and grab it? It's just three scones!"

Zabuza stared at the little old man with evil eyes.

"Three? Also taken away were fifty chicken legs, sixty skewers of grilled chicken skewers, and seventy skewers of grilled chicken wings."

...

I was speechless for a while, then lowered my head and looked at my wallet again...

The situation is not good...

"It's not like you can't afford the money and you're thinking of how to escape!"

The old man selling pancakes once again reached out and hugged Zabuza tightly.

"Come here! Someone is eating without paying!"

"Come on!"

...

On the other side, Uchiha Mori, who pulled Bai quietly away, came to the end of the street.

"Mori-sama, this is not good... We have taken a lot of things, and I'm afraid Zabuza-sama doesn't have enough money to pay for it."

"Hahaha, don't worry about him, he said he wanted to eat it."

Mori waved his hand, obviously having no intention of looking back, so Shiro had no choice but to follow closely, and was soon attracted by a burst of noise.

"big big big!"

"I said small!"

"It must be small! That guy bought a big one!"

...

"Where is it?"

Uchiha Mori asked, pointing to a store with a big gambling sign hanging on the door.

"Emm, it seems to be a casino, Mr. Mori."

Although I haven't gone in to see it, Shiro is no stranger to these things after following Zabuza around since he was a child.

When he heard it was a casino, Sen's eyes shone, just because he stayed up late a few days ago to finish playing God of Gamblers 1 and God of Gamblers 2, and he was very interested in the dice and cards inside.

That night, he invited Zabuza and Shiro to play with him. After that, the two of them discovered a strange thing. Whether it was rolling dice or playing cards, this guy Mori had very strange luck.

Take dice rolling as an example. If he rolls the dice bigger, he will get three sixes, and if he rolls the smaller one, he will get three ones. The most outrageous thing is that in one round, Zabuza used chakra to cheat and forcibly got three sixes. , as a result, when Mori's dice was about to come out, one of the dice cracked from the middle, making him a little more alive than Zabuza.

They won almost all of their pocket money in one night, which was why Zabuza was in a tight financial situation. From then on, the two of them never played with this guy again.

It’s so irritating, you can’t even win by cheating, and you still play like a hammer!

"Master Mori, do you want to go in and have fun?" Bai asked thoughtfully.

"No, wait a minute, it's too hasty to go in like this. Come and take out my outfit, and I also need to change my hairstyle."

"hurry up!"

Sen urged impatiently.

10 minute later.

With a slicked back, a white shirt, a black suit, and a delicate black butterfly tie around his neck, Uchiha Mori, under the leadership of Shiro, put his hands in his waistband, walking at a pace that he would not recognize, humming a tune.

The gamblers coming and going all cast strange looks.

"Is this person sick?"

"Dressed like a cowherd at the end of the street..."

"I don't know. He looks stupid, but he's probably a big fat sheep."

"Wear something fancy."

Under everyone's surprised gazes, Uchiha Mori walked straight to the nearest empty seat and sat down.

He waited and watched for a while, and then Bai, who had exchanged the chips, came over. The entire 20 chips were divided into eight parts. In front of Sen, the other party's eyes changed. This was simply a mobile phone. It's a machine.

At the edge of the square table, a woman with yellow hair raised the white porcelain bottle in front of her and drank it all in one gulp, then threw all the chips in her hand onto the table.

"Everything is too small."

"Tsunade-sama... we really don't have much money..."

Senju Tsunade smiled disdainfully. To her, the three most fake sentences in the world were undoubtedly the Third Hokage's for Konoha, Jiraiya's never to go again, and Shizune's almost out of money.

"It's too long-winded."

Tsunade cocked her head to the side.

"Hey, hey, that guy is taking action, brothers, buy big, this one gives you money! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

“The boss is all in, I’ll go big!”

"I am me too!"

For a moment, the entire audience's actions were surprisingly consistent.

Sen looked at the situation carefully, turned to look at Bai beside him and said:

"Bai, which one of these is better?"

Shiro frowned. This was her first time in such a place, but she had heard Zabuza mention it before. She looked at the pile of chips on the table and then said:

"Mr. Mori, I think everyone is buying the big one, why don't we buy the big one too? I heard they mentioned that the one who just bought the small one is very unlucky and won't win anything he buys."

Sen nodded and then said:

"You're wrong. How can a person keep declining? As the saying goes, things must turn in reverse. Believe me, the next guy will start to get lucky."

"Hahahaha, it seems we can win more, here comes another fat sheep!"

"How can that guy change his life, hahahaha!"

Facing the ultra-whispering voice coming from beside him, Sen pushed half of the chips to Xiao without any hesitation.

"I'll buy all of these small ones."

Ok?

what the hell!

This move successfully attracted Tsunade's attention. In more than [-] years of going to and from the casino, this was the first time that someone would buy a side with her...