Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Shh!"

After experiencing the darkest fifteen days of his life, Kirabi finally welcomed his savior.

in the forest.

"Huh, don't tell me, master, we have won a lot of money these days."

"Xiao Zhu, can you make a difference? With our current worth, money is just a number. I don't like money at all, and I don't know how to use it. Real gamblers enjoy this process. Counting money is just a number." As a result, have you realized it?"

Facing Uchiha Mori's teachings, Senju Hashirama was thinking thoughtfully. After half a minute, he suddenly turned to look at Uchiha Mori. Now he suddenly felt that Uchiha Mori had always been normal. Just now His words were a revelation. It turned out that he had not realized the true happiness of gambling for so many years.

"Master, you are really amazing!"

Kirabi had long been accustomed to the two of them exchanging business blows. He glanced at the side silently, and then frantically called out to the eight-tailed cow ghost in his heart. The cow ghost had been completely dead for the past ten days. To communicate with Kirabi, Kirabi tried many methods to no avail.

In this regard, Niu Gui said: These two guys are incredible. I don't dare to show my face, especially the guy in red armor who paints his own face every minute. Who can withstand this?

Looking at Senju Hashirama who looked at him with admiration in front of him, Uchiha Mori said calmly:

"Xiao Zhu, this is just some insignificant summary of my life as a teacher. You still have a long road ahead, so slowly realize it."

As he spoke, he patted Senju Hashirama on the shoulder, acting like a little brother, you should learn slowly.

Kirabi's cheeks twitched. Good guy, the dirt is reincarnated into immortality. If nothing goes wrong, the road ahead will be really long.

"Shh!"

After a day and night of searching, Minato Namikaze successfully found the mark of the Flying Thunder God on Senju Hashirama. When he quickly arrived, he happened to see the rivalry between Uchiha Mori and Senju Hashirama.

"Aha? Master? Xiaozhu? How much have I missed..."

uh-huh?

There was suddenly a person behind him, so naturally he couldn't escape the First Hokage's perception. He turned his head and glanced at the blond-haired Namikaze Minato, and Senju Hashirama said in confusion:

"Huh? Yondaime? Why are you here? Did that guy Tobirama ask you to come here?"

The first Hokage, Senju Hashirama, thought it was Senju Tobirama who asked the Fourth Hokage to come, but he didn't know that Tobirama had long forgotten Senju Hashirama's mission.

"No, it's because, um..."

As he spoke, Namikaze Minato looked at Kirabi behind him. The purpose of his trip was for the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki.

"Aha? What happened?"

Senju Hashirama hasn't figured out the joint yet, why does Namikaze Minato come to Kirabi?

Namikaze Minato said with an embarrassed look:

"It's because you took away the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki of the Kumogakure Ninja Village. During the Five Kage Talks, the Fifth Mizukage of the Kirigakure Ninja Village once said that he saw you taking the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki with you."

"Yes, I just brought it with me, shouldn't I?"

Senju Hashirama looked matter-of-fact. Normally speaking, it's not appropriate to pay back debts.

what?

Namikaze Minato was also in a state of confusion when he heard this. Is it abnormal to carry something like this?

What does it mean?

"Did something happen here?"

"Sen, tell me. Minato is going to take that guy away."

Upon hearing that Kirabi was to be taken away, Uchiha Mori was the first to stand up and became anxious. How could this be possible? That guy still owed him a large amount of money!

"No! That guy owes me 150 million taels of banknotes! Ao also owed Xiaozhu 100 million the day before yesterday!"

Sen walked over aggressively, as if he didn't want to listen to the bastard chanting sutras.

Kirabi didn't think so. From what I heard, it probably meant that the eldest brother found out that he was taken away by a few people from Konoha, so he sent someone to rescue him!

"My elder brother sent someone to save me! Take me away quickly, I don't want to stay here anymore!"

Namikaze Minato, who is obviously not too familiar with him, has become Kirabi's only life-saving straw. The two had met during the Third Ninja War. At that time, they were still hostile, but an acquaintance could be seen talking to Ara. What happened in the countryside also made Kirabi extremely excited, not to mention that he could hear from Namikaze Minato's words that he was saving himself on behalf of Konoha.

"What are you thinking? If you don't pay back the money, I will never let you go. It won't work for anyone!"

Uchiha Mori stood between the two of them. He knew that Namikaze Minato could move instantly, so he kept his eyes open to guard against it.

"I'm talking about you, if you put me back, I can give you money!"

Kirabi couldn't stand this lunatic's logic anymore. Even after he said this, the other party refused to give in.

"Forehead..."

The two argued endlessly, always surrounding whether to give money first and then release the person or to release the person first and then give money.

10 minute later...

"You let me go back first, and I can give you more money!"

"No, and you had to give me more money in the first place!"

Namikaze Minato couldn't say anything, so he was pulled aside by Senju Hashirama and found a shady place to sit down.

"How long are they going to talk..."

It was already getting late, and Minato wanted to complete the task as soon as possible, after all, Tsunade couldn't delay it.

"Oh, I can't stop every three to five hours."

"what?!!"

"How do you know so clearly?"

Namikaze Minato asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"You said this?"

Pointing at the two people arguing in front of him, Senju Hashirama looked helpless.

"They have to argue every day. You're not used to it when you first come here. It'll be fine if you get used to it like me."

As he spoke, Senju Hashirama opened his small notebook, which contained the essence of the metaphysical gambling method taught to him by Uchiha Mori.

"The First Hokage..."

Seeing this, Namikaze Minato could only seek help from the First Hokage, after all, neither party dared to offend.

"What are you going to do?"

Senju Hashirama closed his notebook with an unkind look on his face. Master Uchiha Mori had warned him that if the essence of this method was known to outsiders, the technique would be ineffective. Senju Hashirama, who had not yet finished his enjoyment, was naturally unwilling to give up. No one but him can see the contents of his notebook.

"I'm not the First Hokage. I don't want to see your notebook, but if I can help... I must take away the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki as soon as possible. Tsunade-sama is very anxious..."

Namikaze Minato had no choice but to tell the whole process again.

"Huh? What are you talking about? You mean that girl Tsunade extorted a large sum of money from the Kumogakure Ninja Village?"

"Yup.."

Although he didn't know what the First Hokage wanted to do, judging from the tone of the other party, it was not that simple. Namikaze Minato nodded bravely.

"That's it. Leave this to me, but the money you get from extortion is..."

As he spoke, the First Hokage rubbed his thumb and index finger back and forth, his meaning should not be obvious, and he wanted to pay in advance.

"First Hokage, those things have been transported back to the village..."

"what?!"

Senju Hashirama instantly lost interest. After all, if the money went into the pocket of his second brother Tobirama, it would be useless for him to say anything. He no longer planned to help.

"But now the third generation Hokage is in charge of Konoha Ninja Village. The second generation Hokage seems to have retreated behind the scenes. It is said that it is because he wants to conduct some secret research with Orochimaru."

Namikaze Minato naturally knew what the First Hokage was planning, but he was not the one who had the headache. Of course, given the current situation, as for what would happen after returning to the village, it would be the Third Hokage's headache.

Ok?

Senju Hashirama's ears perked up again. If he had said this earlier, it would have been settled. It was true.

"Okay, let me leave the matters here to you. You are still too young."

As he spoke, Senju Hashirama walked towards Uchiha Mori, leaned close to his ear and whispered:

"Master, listen to me first. I heard that in order to redeem this guy this time, his elder brother gave us a lot of money, but the money is all in the hands of the little monkey. We will go back with Minato. Then we will give him a lot of money. It's a blackmail, and a mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind."

I don’t know who the little monkey is... As for Minato, Uchiha Mori followed Senju Hashirama’s gaze and looked at Minato. Only then did he know that Minato was referring to that guy. In his mind, it seemed to be called Bobo Water Polo, but it didn’t matter. , as long as you can get the money.

"That's okay, anyway, I have to see the money before I can let this guy go!"

Seeing this, Minato didn't delay much.

"Then let's go quickly."

With the four people on their shoulders, Minato moved quickly to fly to the Thunder God. To be honest, it was a bit difficult for him to transport four people at the same time. If it weren't for the state of the reincarnation of the earth and the fact that he had half of the nine tails' chakra in his body, it would be a bit difficult. Too much to take.

half day

It was already late at night when we returned to the Iron Country.

"Shh!"

"Well, is this the room you live in? Where is that girl Tsunade?"

Senju Hashirama looked at the empty room and immediately understood something.

"Okay, that girl must have gone to the casino. Minato, please come and run."

"Shh!"

It was too late when Kai Minato dodged and left.

"This kid is really fast."

Senju Hashirama looked at the rising star in the village and smiled happily.

"First-generation Hokage, have you ever thought about a question? If the Fourth-generation Hokage planted the Flying Thunder God in Tsunade-sama, is there a possibility that, let me give an analogy, Tsunade-sama was taking a shower... ..”

Kirabi hesitated to speak. It seemed a bit evil to say this, but he had indeed witnessed the power of the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato and the Thunder God. At that time, he had no time to react. If his elder brother and the Eight-Tails hadn't protected him, what would have happened? The kunai was so dangerous that it stuck into his head.

"Um?!"

"I go!!"

"I'm telling you to talk too much! And you're talking about metaphors!"

Perhaps thinking of something, Senju Hashirama, who could not suppress his inner anger, vented all his emotions on Kirabi.

Two 10 minutes later.

"Shh!"

"Grandpa didn't expect Minato to be so fast. I just took a detour outside. Don't tell me, there are really outstanding people here in the Iron Kingdom."

Senju Tsunade smiled and said haha, he didn't dare to be presumptuous in front of Senju Hashirama.

"Hehehe, now I know what you are going to do. It's okay to play occasionally. Just don't let your second grandpa find out. That guy is stubborn."

With a kind look on his face, Senju Hashirama wanted to reach out and touch Tsunade's head, but maybe he felt something was inappropriate and changed the direction of his hand to pat her shoulder.

"Haha, that's true, but why did you take away the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki from the Cloud Hidden Ninja Village? It had a great impact. This time the Five Kage Talks started because of the disappearance of the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki."

"Well, just ask Mori. I just met Mori on the way, so I took him with me. As for the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki, I don't know, and I don't know him either."

Senju Hashirama shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and walked aside as if it had nothing to do with him. Maybe Tobirama would give him a slap in the face because of this matter. He had to take it out as early as possible and get rid of it as soon as possible. If you do it realistically, you can still quibble about it later.

ah?

Tsunade was also a little confused, why was Uchiha Mori involved? Wasn't the place where Mori left the team near Takino Country?

"Where did you meet that guy, Dong Dong Yao?"

Facing Uchiha Mori, she couldn't chat like she did with Senju Hashirama, so Tsunade changed her face.

"Uh... I forgot, that guy knows."

Tsunade looked at Kirabi.

"Within the Kingdom of Thunder."

Kirabi knew that if he didn't say anything, he might get a second beating. Anyway, he could leave soon, so it was better to be honest.

"You went to the Kingdom of Thunder??!"

Now Tsunade really feels that Uchiha Mori's behavior is a bit strange... I can't say that this is a coincidence... But even if it was the Flying Thunder God, when did he leave the mark, and it doesn't make sense...

Tsunade couldn't think of anything for a while, and that wasn't the urgent delay right now.

"Okay, Yunyin Ninja Village has given us a large sum of money for protection. Although it is in the village, I promise to give you part of it when I return."

Tsunade said decisively, settle the matter earlier and go back earlier. After all, there is no good village outside.

"I don't care, I'll give you half of it anyway."

"Oh my God, uncle, why do you want so much money? Forget it, I don't care about this matter. You can argue with that old man, the Third Hokage, about these details."

After waving her hands, Tsunade yawned and went back to her room to rest.

.....

Soon, the Kumogakure Ninja Village sent someone to take away the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki, Kirabi. I heard that in the next few years, the ninja world did not hear any news about Kirabi, as if he had disappeared from the world.

As for the Akatsuki organization, after everyone in the ninja world conducted a blanket search, they still found no trace of the Akatsuki organization, as if they had disappeared out of thin air. After wasting a lot of manpower and material resources, the enthusiasm of the major ninja villages also dropped to the lowest level. At the lowest level, only the most basic patrol power was retained until the end.

Time flies by, five years have passed, and the young men in Konoha have grown into adults one after another.

Twelve in the morning.

In a corner of the courtyard, Uchiha Mori looked at the sky, holding a wooden clog in his hand and murmured:

"Headquarters hasn't contacted me for a long time. Did something terrible happen?"

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