Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"call!"

Glancing at the retreating figure behind him, Uchiha Itachi breathed a sigh of relief for some reason.

"Mr. Itachi, is that guy really that scary?"

When Kisame Uchigaki saw how Uchiha Mori was dressed, he looked like a sand sculpture from any angle. Is such a person really as evil as the rumors say?

"Don't judge a person based on your own subjective consciousness. One thing you need to understand is that everyone knows that Uchiha Sen is very strong. Were you able to sense the chakra in his body just now?"

Itachi didn't continue to talk nonsense with Mikigakaki Kisame. Being able to talk about this was Itachi's special care.

"Uchiha Mori..."

Kisame Mikigaki glanced at the place where Uchiha Mori left, then followed Uchiha Itachi with Lao Zi on his back, and continued towards the original destination.

On the other side, Uchiha Mori walked around and came to the border of Earth Kingdom. At this time, the situation on the Earth Kingdom side was very anxious. With the four-tailed Jinchuuriki Lao Zi being kidnapped by the Akatsuki organization, a series of things happened. The influence prompted the entire Earth Kingdom border to be filled with ninjas.

"La la la, la la la, I'm a little connoisseur of newspaper sales~"

Humming and singing, facing the sun, Uchiha Mori followed the red mark at the headquarters and prepared to go to a nearby casino because he was hungry, but this time he didn't bring any money because he was in a hurry.

【Ding!Multiple ninja auras have been detected nearby and are being analyzed...]

[Name: Yoshiyuki Ojo, Strength: Chuunin, Alignment: Iwagakure Ninja Village...]

[Name: Saki Fujii, Strength: Chuunin, Alignment: Iwagakure Ninja Village...]

[We are planning the most convenient road for the host...]

[Hey, how's the energy collection going?What's the situation now? 】

【Ding!Collection target: Uchiha Mori, current energy collection progress: 0.003%]

【This is too slow! ! 】

[It can consume a lot of energy for collection, but the smart mode will be forced to turn off]

[Don’t, don’t, don’t, just slow down, there is always hope. You are the butler and you have the final say. I won’t force you to do anything.]

At this time, the Iwagakure Ninja Village scattered on the border was already very tense. A team of three people was patrolling. The ANBU team led by Okuyama Tuesday went through many missions and the team members were promoted. At the same time, they recorded in the ANBU There are even more outstanding achievements in the book.

"Captain, why is this operation around the border?"

Team member Komiya Takashi asked puzzledly. It looked like he was looking for something based on the mission situation, but what kind of lost items did the ANBU team members need to look for at the border?Could it be that some daimyo's treasure in the Land of Fire has been lost?Weimian must have made a fuss out of a molehill.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

Okuyama knew some inside information on Tuesday, but his superiors strictly required him not to tell his subordinates. Indeed, the third Tsuchikage did not want too many people to know that the four-tailed Jinchuriki in the village was captured by members of the Akatsuki organization. The team set out for protection. Security, but also more opportunities to get the message out.

Komiya Takashi curled his lips. As a sentient ninja in the team, he felt a little at a loss. He had no mission goals and didn't know what the mission was. He just followed the captain and floated outside for five days. He always felt like a Headless fly.

Another member of the team, Kogure Shiho, saw that the atmosphere was a bit strange and tried to calm down the atmosphere and said:

"Okay Takashi, have you forgotten the rules of Anbu ninja? There are some things that are beyond our level to know. The captain will tell us when it's time to know."

Xiaogure Shiho already had a guess in her mind that girls would be more careful about this kind of thing. The captain was inspecting the branches and the ground all the way, as if he was looking for some traces, which meant that he should be looking for someone to leave them. trace.

Since he couldn't let himself know, but he seemed to be looking for someone, it was very likely that something in the village had been stolen by the enemy, and this thing was very important.

"If you have nothing to do, just release your senses and see if there is any danger nearby."

Kogure Shiho said angrily to Komiya Takashi next to him, this guy is like a donkey, he is rushing backwards.

"ok, ok, I got it."

Captain Okuyama took a look at Tuesday and didn't say much. There were a lot of ANBU members out this time, but the areas each team was responsible for were very different. It didn't matter if they released their senses, but there was something extra in the eyes he looked at Shiho Kogure. , obviously this thoughtful team member knows a lot.

100 meters away from the three of them, Uchiha Mori walked through the forest and came to a relatively spacious path. The satellite positioning prompt icon of the headquarters also pointed to the end of the path.

"We're almost there! Great! There are still five meters left!"

There is a number 5 on the small red arrow.

[Uh, sorry, the cave monster actually has to go for another five hours...]

"Are you kidding me? Is there a faster way?"

[Yes, the cave demon can help you reach your destination faster, but you need to help me complete a task]

Uchiha Mori's expression was stagnant. Completed the task?It sounds like a lot of trouble...

"Is this a task assigned to me by the headquarters? If not, I won't accept it."

[It’s the headquarters’ mission!It's just that I didn't bring it up because I saw Dongdong Yao was busy with other things before. But this matter is indeed what the headquarters asked you to do! 】

[I will use interstellar satellites and space movement to help the Dongdong Demon to cross space, but I also need your cooperation, Dongdong Demon. The purpose of this mission is to go to the Iwagakure Ninja Village in the Land of Earth and find the Five-Tailed Jinchilla. Li Han, and stayed in the same room with him for 3 minutes at the same time]

"Aha?"

What kind of weird mission is this?Although Uchiha Mori is mentally ill, he is not an idiot. This mission is clearly a three-no mission.

"I won't go. Isn't this because I'm sick? Why should I go to find that jinchūriki? He's the elder. Just let him come to me. It's really boring."

"And this is obviously not my mission. How could the headquarters let the planet's greatest warrior do such a sneaky little mission? Goodbye!"

After saying that, Uchiha Mori stopped paying attention to the system's thoughts in his ears, turned his head and walked forward on his own.

[As long as you agree to complete this task, it only takes you 3 minutes to get there from the original five-hour journey. Moreover, how about I personally sponsor you 100 million taels of gambling capital? You must know that you can't enter the casino without capital! 】

uh-huh?

This deal sounds like a good one. You can get there quickly and make some extra money. However, the liaison officer's tone seems to be a little anxious. The 100 million taels may even increase.

The plan came from his heart, Uchiha Sen pretended to be nonchalant, humming a tune and looking around.

"Are I, Mr. Mori, the kind of person who has never seen the world? One million taels? Who are you planning to do? Don't go."

[Your uncle, without my 100 million taels, you would have nothing left!What's the matter, I have to give you 500 million taels to make you happy? 】

Hearing that there were 500 million taels, Uchiha Mori nodded excitedly and shouted loudly:

"Okay, okay! Where is the 500 million taels! If you give me 500 million taels, I will do this task!"

【Oops!what did you say!This is bad...]

【Ding!The passwords match, and the smart spell has been activated: Flying Thunder God, there are three current marked positions, please choose coordinate movement, mark movement or random movement]

[Wait a minute and let me see where the coordinates of Iwagakure Ninja Village are! 】

Uchiha Mori, who had not seen a system prompt in 1 years, actually saw it this time and shouted with great interest:

"Of course it's random! I like eating chicken the most!"

[It’s not that chicken! Hey!Oops!Cancel cancel!Cancel quickly! 】

【Ding!Moving randomly.... Marking, coordinates (788/987), location locked at Yunlei Gorge in the Land of Thunder. 】

【Um?It seems pretty good. Unlei Gorge isn't where the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki is, so there's an unexpected bonus! 】

[Ding... Because the distance is too far, the host's chakra is not enough to move...]

[That's okay... No, I remember there seems to be something called the System Basic Law... Oops! ! ! 】

【Ding!According to the system basic law, the host’s order must be completed no matter what, and system energy is being used to replenish it...]

[After energy recharging is completed, turn off the smart mode and start the passive defense system. 】

The Iwagakure ANBU ninja team that was patrolling happened to notice the movement here.

"There's something wrong with the captain. Chakra was sensed 100 meters directly in front, and the amount was huge!"

Komiya Takashi said with a serious face. This amount of chakra scares him. I'm afraid it has reached the shadow level... Isn't this going to be death...

"Boss, although I hate to say it, the opponent's strength is terrifyingly strong. The amount of chakra is even greater than Lord Tsuchikage..."

How can it be?

Okuyama was a little confused on Tuesday. There was something wrong with surpassing Tsuchikage-sama. The file said it was Akatsuki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi from the Akatsuki organization. It is impossible for these two people to be strong. Could it be that the Akatsuki organization also has ninjas who are responsible for supporting them? ! !

After a brief period of mental construction, Okuyama said to his two teammates on Tuesday:

"I'm walking in front, and the three of us are 50 meters apart. If I die, the two of you run as hard as you can, and you must pass the message back!"

"Okay, Captain!"

"Understood, Captain!"

As ninjas, their lives had long been put aside. Although the two were sad, they thought more about completing the mission. Without a moment's hesitation, the three of them moved quickly in a straight line in the direction of perception.

After 30 seconds, Komiya Takashi shouted with a serious face:

"The captain is right ahead!"

"Whoa!"

Walking through the woods, Okuyama jumped out on Tuesday and happened to see...

"Shh!"

There was a flash of golden light, and he vaguely saw a figure from behind...

"It's golden glitter!"

Okuyama was very familiar with this golden light on Tuesday. It was the unique light of Namikaze Minato, the fourth Hokage famous in the ninja world.

"Run!"

Instinctively, Okuyama thought on Tuesday that the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato was in danger.

The two people behind him turned around and left quickly.

The Kingdom of Thunder is not far from the Yunyin Ninja Village, in the Yunlei Gorge filled with mountain mist.

Rabbi Kiri, the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki, looked at the mountains in the distance, standing still and seemingly becoming one with the mountains.

After a minute, his fingers trembled slightly, and then his eyes burst out with wisdom. He took out a pen and notebook from his pocket, and quickly wrote something.

"Big brother is a stupid bastard who won't let me go out to play!"

“Wow, you actually wrote such great words!”

"Shh!"

"Clap!"

"Ouch, my ass is going to die!"

Ok?

Kirabi heard the movement behind him and slowly turned his head. A strangely dressed guy was lying on the ground, rubbing his butt, with his back to him.

Where did this guy come from?

But he doesn't look very smart, so why don't you tease him.

Kirabi walked towards Uchiha Mori, only to hear the other party cursing, as if he was talking to something.

"Sir, can't you teleport to a more comfortable place? The landing was so hard that it hurt my butt!"

【Ding!The location is random and the system has no way to intervene]

"Shut up! You did it on purpose!"

Kirabi looked weird. This guy really didn't look very smart, and he was a little stupid...

"Hey! Kid! Why do you appear here!"

Uchiha Sen suddenly paused, why did he feel like there was someone behind him?

However, with the sound in his ears for a long time, Sen became familiar with this situation. He sat up and faced Kirabi. The guy in front of him was so strange. He was wearing a pair of glasses even though there was no sun. He only had two eyes. He only had one hand, but he carried so many knives on his back. Could he be a traveling businessman selling knives?

Looking at his dark and swarthy face, he seems to be inseparable.

"Hey, don't sell me your knife, I use my fists!"

Uchiha Mori raised his little fist, which was obviously not a deterrent in Kirabi's eyes.

"Haha, why should I sell you my knives? These are all things that need to be used, but how did you get here?"

Kirabi always felt like he had seen this kid somewhere before, but for a moment he didn't remember that he had seen this scoundrel look between his brows somewhere.

Seven knives?use it yourself?Prick yourself?Isn't this Chunchun's serious illness? It really is...

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Where is the nearest casino? I'm going to make money!"

Uchiha Mori stood up, dusted himself off, looked at Kirabi and asked for the way out.

"It's over there, but there's a restriction here. You can't get out. If outsiders want to come in, they must be guided by the Raikage."

Kirabi pointed in a direction, but he didn't think Uchiha Sen could walk out from here. At least he had tried it many times. It was impossible with the kid in front of him, but he would have someone to play with him in the future.

"Hey, people in the mountains have never seen the world. Nothing in this world can trap me, you know?"

"Lead the way ahead!"

Kirabi didn't take it seriously, he just thought the kid was silly and cute, and the two of them quickly arrived at the exit one after the other.

"Is this what it is?"

Uchiha Mori glanced at Kirabi behind him and asked.

"Yes, you can start your performance."

Kirabi made a gesture of invitation, but the expression on his face was indescribable, as if he was ready to watch the excitement, but also seemed to be a little expectant.

"Hey! Ha!"

"Boom!"

Kirabi: I'm going! ! !