Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Chapter 1: This mentally ill person’s last name is Uchiha

"What are those two white balls?"

"Oh, one is an idiot who survived Uchiha and the other is a demon fox boy."

"Then they are?"

"Don't worry about it, two tough guys."

In the dark alley, two black figures flashed past.

Uchiha Mori, who was wrapped in a sheet, took out a clog from his waist and pressed it on the back, then whispered:

"Dongdongliang, please answer if you hear me. Dongdongliang, if you hear me please answer beep, beep, beep."

Uzumaki Naruto, who was also wrapped in a sheet next to him, had a stern look on his face. He put one hand around his waist and took out his clogs and responded:

"Dongdongliang received it, please give instructions! Beep beep beep."

"The planet invasion plan was exposed, Dong Dongliang remembered to hide his identity, and tried to break into the enemy when necessary!"

After that, Uchiha Mori fled to the other side. Looking at the unobstructed sky in a deserted enemy area, he took out his clogs again:

"The Cave Demon calls Blue Star Headquarters and has successfully penetrated into the enemy, requesting for a call. Beep, Beep, Beep."

After waiting for a while, no reply was received.

He pulled back a corner of the sheet and smiled. As expected, no one could see him after putting on the invisibility cloak. He looked around to ensure safety and put the "communication tool" back on his waist.

Uchiha Mori glanced at the park bench, sprinted towards the back of the chair, and used the strength of his feet to fly into the air.

Then, his head fell down and accidentally hit a rock.

This scene happened to be seen by Naruto who was following him all the way.

"Oops!"

......

When Uchiha Mori woke up again, he was in the ward, and it was already dark outside the window.

【Ding!The system is successfully activated. The host needs to complete the task to unlock the progress bar. Completing the progress bar can unlock the world of the heavens and detect the host's physical condition: severe mental illness, severe persecution delusion, intermittent behavioral disorder, whether to receive treatment]

Uchiha Mori rubbed his eyes and shook his head, completely ignoring the blue system panel in front of him.

"As expected, the ants on this planet have noticed that the great Cybertronian warrior actually carried out a sneak attack from behind. He is despicable and has no moral ethics!"

【Is the host receiving treatment? 】

"You are the one who is mentally ill! You have been mentally ill for three generations. Treat your ancestors for seventeen generations. Get out of here and stop me from absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon!"

【Treatment failed! 】

Uchiha Mori carefully looked around, and after confirming that no one was around, he began to practice cross-legged. Footsteps could be heard from time to time in the corridor.

This prevented Uchiha Mori from immersing himself in practice and kept his ears open to listen to the movements outside the corridor.

On the other side of the village, in a dark secret room, Shimura Danzo, who was covered in bandages, said:

"You can deceive others by pretending to be crazy, but you can't deceive me! Go and bring him here."

"Yes!"

Several ninjas wearing hawk-face masks jumped out of their roots.

At this time, after the night of genocide, only two people of the huge Uchiha family survived. One was the second young master Uchiha Sasuke, and the other was Uchiha Mori, a severe mental patient from time-travel. In order to reduce the incident, the third generation of Hokage The influence settled the two, but Danzo was not satisfied with all this and had doubts about Uchiha Mori's identity.

A few minutes later, in the hospital ward.

"Uchiha Mori, Danzo-sama, please come over." Yingjiu clung to the eaves with his feet, standing upside down on the window edge, holding his hands in front of his chest, and his tone revealed that he could not refuse.

【System scan】

[Shihenga Aburame, male, chuunin, good at water escape ninjutsu and insect secret arts, was ordered by Shimura Danzo to bring the host back to the roots, match the host's strength, and analyze the risk index: extremely high. It is strongly recommended that the host makes a noise and attracts Rescue by ANBU ninjas hiding in the surroundings]

After not receiving a reply for a long time, Yingjiu became a little impatient. He stared directly at Uchiha Mori, and the room was filled with a chilling atmosphere.

[Best tip: break the desk lamp you have]

The thoughts of a mentally ill person are always different from those of a normal person.

"Why are you staring at me? How dare you look down on the bravest warrior on the planet!"

Uchiha Mori pointed at Ying Jiu outside the window and cursed:

"Your name is Zhiheng Nan? Don't think that because you are a woman, I don't dare to do anything to you. After I go out, will I beat you every time I see you and stare at you? You old Bideng, just wait for me. Still, I can’t cure you.”

[It’s Abura Zhiheng, not Younv Zhiheng, so why are you irritating him? ! 】

Not wanting to waste time, Yingjiu pushed open the window, turned over, landed smoothly, flipped his hands, and two kunai appeared in his hands.

He dodged and thrust forward, the kunai revealed a cold light, approaching Uchiha Mori's life gate.

[Danger warning, host please dodge to the left as soon as possible]

Uchiha Mori raised his left hand, stretched out his middle finger, and pointed it at Yingjiu's nostrils. At the same time, he picked up the slippers hidden under the pillow with his right hand.

"Despicable local Muggles and intersex people, I'll beat you up ten times before!"

Yingjiu's breathing was obviously a lot heavier, there were a few more red blood streaks in his eyes, and veins popped up on his forehead. Danzo-sama just said to take the person over, it's okay to get hurt, who is this idiot Uchiha? Will care.

Yes, he was angry.

He wanted to teach this ignorant boy in front of him a lesson.

Throwing away the kunai, he made fists with both hands, and the wind roared from the fist, rushing towards Uchiha Mori's head.

[In line with the principle of strengthening the host, the system temporarily grants the host super shadow level strength for 1 minute. Please host...forget it]

Uchiha Mori waved his slippers with his backhand, and Yingjiu smiled contemptuously. At this speed, he didn't even touch him...

At this moment, the system gave 1 minute of super shadow strength to penetrate the whole body. The hand that had just been raised as fast as a turtle in the eyes was so fast that the shadow was no longer visible.

"how is this possible!"

"call out!"

"Snapped!"

When the slippers came into contact with Ying Jiu's cheek, they made a deafening sound, like the sound of a cannon. It was obvious that the force was so strong that it blew Ying Jiu out of the window.

"Pfft."

Yingjiu lay on the lawn downstairs, his mind going blank.

who I am?where am I?What am I here for?

[Danger removed, energy recovered]

The ward doctor pushed open the door and turned on the light with a vigilant look on his face, only to find Uchiha Mori huddled under the quilt.

"Uchiha Mori what are you doing?"

A little head poked out from the quilt, showing a harmless smile.

"I didn't do anything."

The doctor didn't dare to stay longer. The entire Konoha Ninja Village knew that this guy's brain seemed to be abnormal. He closed the door and left quickly with the mentality of doing more things than doing less.

Silence returned again, and after confirming that no one was around, a series of voices sounded again from the quilt.

"The Cave Demon called the Blue Star headquarters. The planet's greatest warrior successfully repelled the enemy. He is still in danger. I will find another opportunity to contact the headquarters, beep beep beep."

.....

Naruto Office Building

"You mean that guy hides his strength?"

The third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, frowned with confusion on his face. Didn't Uchiha Mori play some inexplicable games with that brat Naruto all day long?

"Yes, the Third Hokage, the root of Yingjiu, the Chuunin strength is suspected to be blown away by a huge force, and according to the investigation, there were only two people in the room, Yingjiu and Uchiha Mori."

Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes flashed, he mobilized his chakra, and looked at the crystal ball on the table.

"Beep Beep Beep..."

【Ding!It is detected that someone is secretly spying on the host, and there is no malicious intention.... The system will not fight back]

"This...."

Seeing Uchiha Mori hiding under the quilt in the room making strange noises, the Third Hokage fell into deep thought....

"Report to the Third Generation, Lord Danzo is outside the door asking for an audience."

.....

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