Naruto Revenge Alliance

After visiting the Uchiha clan's territory, the sky had darkened.

Ye Xiaoxiang returned home as tired as a dog.

"Hold the grass! This territory is not that big!"

"Just because the Uchiha clan that was driven into a corner has such a large territory, isn't the entire Konoha Village much bigger!"

"Oh my god, when I think about running so far every time I go out to do a mission, my kidneys hurt."

"Huh~ Forget it."

"go to bed!"

That night, Ye Xiaoxiang had a dream.

in a dream.

Ye Xiaoxiang opened the three Magatama Sharingan and was about to use illusions on the enemy.As a result, his eyes widened and one eyeball fell into the river.

"Ouch!" A scolding voice sounded.

"??" He looked confused.

"Zhoucao, why is my Sharingan so fake? If it fell into the river before it was used, wouldn't I become a one-eyed dragon?"

Ye Xiaoxiang was about to go down to the river to fish it out, but suddenly there was a flash of light on the surface of the river.

An old man who looked exactly like the Sage of Six Paths floated out of the river. "Young man, did you lose this golden Sharingan, this silver Sharingan, or this copper Sharingan?"

"??"

"How can anyone still play with this River God joke after it's been ruined? And why does the old man who made this joke look exactly like the Immortal of Six Paths?" Ye Xiaoxiang expressed disdain.

"Young man, did you lose this golden Sharingan, this silver Sharingan, or this copper Sharingan?"

The River God thought Ye Xiaoxiang didn't hear, so he asked the same question again.

"..." Ye Xiaoxiang was speechless.

"Young man, did you lose this golden Sharingan, this silver Sharingan, or this copper Sharingan?"

"Children only make choices, and I..."

"Old man, I lost the Sharingan made of flesh. Look, the one with the same eye as mine."

Ye Xiaoxiang pointed to his other eye.

"..." River God was speechless.

"Why don't today's young people play their cards according to the routine? Doesn't the gold one taste good? Doesn't the silver one taste good?"

"It doesn't smell good." Ye Xiaoxiang shook his head.

"I want my original wife, it's really hard to take care of me!"

"It's better to be the original wife." Ye Xiaoxiang gave a thumbs up.

"Wait! I went into the water to fish it out to see where it was lost. I just got hit on the head by an eyeball."

"I wonder if my eyeball fell into the river and was broken..." The river god muttered and got into the river.

The water in the river suddenly started to boil, as if a wave was about to roll up.

"Did the old man just say he was hit by a ball?"

"ckx?"

After Ye Xiaoxiang waited on the bank for a long time, the river finally became quiet.

I saw the River God emerging from the river with a chicken coop on his head. On his head was a smelly sock and some rotten vegetable leaves that someone threw in.

A pungent sour smell wafted over.

"year……"

Just as the river god was about to speak, he was interrupted by Ye Xiaoxiang.

"vomit~"

"Go away! Go away!"

"Get the smelly fermented socks and rotten vegetable leaves off your head quickly!" Ye Xiaoxiang looked disgusted.

"Uh hehe...hehe~" River God smiled awkwardly, "Sorry, I didn't pay attention for a moment."

As he spoke, an upside-down golden hook came up in the air and his head was stuffed into the river.

He casually shook his head to get rid of the smelly socks and rotten vegetable leaves on his head and then threw them back.

"Young man, what you lost is this gold..."

"Stop, stop!"

"I don't want to listen to you reciting sutras anymore, please give me my eyes back!" Ye Xiaoxiang waved his hands to express that he didn't want to listen to his nonsense.

"Tsk... boring." The river god slapped his mouth.

"Since you are so honest, I will give you a gift."

"What gift? But the Nine Magatama Reincarnation Eye?" Ye Xiaoxiang rubbed his hands in anticipation.

"?"

"Young people know a lot, they even know the Nine Magatama Reincarnation Eye~"

"Stop talking nonsense, just say it, right?"

"No..." the river god replied weakly.

"Then I don't want it anymore. Bring me the eyes." Ye Xiaoxiang snatched the eyeballs held by the old man River God, turned around and left.

"Young man, are you sure you won't consider accepting this gift anymore?"

"Hey! Young man, don't go!" Seeing Ye Xiaoxiang walking away, the old man River God said to himself:

"Tsk tsk..."

"Young people today are just impatient. Forget it, we will meet again anyway."

The old man, the River God, disappeared into the river as he spoke.

"Well……"

When Ye Xiaoxiang woke up and opened his eyes, he found that the sun was already basking on his buttocks.

"Is it this time?"

"I seem to have forgotten something very important. Emmm, people have bad memory when they get old."

"Wait! Something's wrong."

Ye Xiaoxiang looked up and found that whether it was the speed of the wind blowing the leaves falling to the ground or the speed of the birds flying, it was as if they were replaying in slow motion.

And you can also see many humanoid liquids flowing slowly around them.

"Wucao! What the hell are these?" Ye Xiaoxiang frowned and slowly walked out of the house with some doubts...

Konoha Academy.

"Hi ~ Sakura-chan!" Uzumaki Naruto waved to Haruno Sakura.

"Ah? It's Naruto." Haruno Sakura was a little absent-minded, always feeling that she had forgotten something.

"Sakura-chan, what's the matter? I can help!" Uzumaki Naruto volunteered.

"There's nothing wrong~ I just feel like I forgot something very important. By the way, isn't today the day to separate classes? Why are you here?"

"Yes, yes! I'm here to participate in the placement class too. Look! I also have a forehead protector. Teacher Iruka gave it to me!"

Uzumaki Naruto put one hand on his hips and raised his forehead with the other, showing a big smile.

"Congratulations! Why hasn't Sasuke come yet..."

"Sasuke?" Upon hearing the name, Naruto's face fell instantly.

"Wait! I forgot to remind him yesterday that he would come to school today."

"Oops! I hope there's still enough time." Haruno Sakura said and rushed out like the wind.

"Hey! Wait for me, Sakura-chan!" Naruto chased after her.

"Damn Sasuke, look at me waiting for my next punch to knock you away!"

"Oh my god! What the hell are these? Is my eye broken?"

"Where can I buy sunglasses here? Buy a pair and try to see if they can cover them up."

Ye Xiaoxiang searched for a long time and finally saw a shop selling sunglasses.

"Have it!"

Ye Xiaoxiang walked into the store and said to the boss, "Boss! Give me a pair of sunglasses!"

"This guest! Which kind of ink do you want..." The shop owner's excited voice stopped abruptly when he saw the person coming.

"Write, Sharingan!" He said tremblingly, "You, you are Uchiha!"

The shop owner screamed in horror and ran away, leaving a confused Ye Xiaoxiang behind.