You can't imagine the happiness of the villain
081 Dare to Feel 1 Always Sleeping on the Toilet
As the saying goes, good medicine is bitter to the mouth and good to the disease, and good advice is good to the ear. Ruan Xianbei drank the bitter medicine and the dead medicine for several days in a row, and the old man Tiankui gave her injections for several days in a row. After a few days, she did not expect her limbs to be unsealed, and she could sit up.
The whole body also regained consciousness.
So, after she was happy, she found a piece of bad news. After all, she had to face something that she had been subconsciously avoiding during her 'semi-vegetative state'.
That's right, it was the fact that she slept on top of the toilet with her buttocks naked.
So Shen Xuan every day... She covered her face and didn't dare to think about it.
Kaolin Flower is dirty, dirty by her.
Woohoo! ! !
Where is her face?In the pit?No wonder she is the only one sleeping here, it's a toilet!
Ruan Xianbei immediately wanted to take a bath!Need a shower very urgently!
Seeing that she was able to move, the old man Tiankui showed her a way: "Over there, there is an underground lake, go wash it yourself."
She wants a hot bath!
So Ruan Xianbei could only turn to Shen Xuan for help. Anyway, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch, and he doesn't care if it happens once or twice.
"Shen Xuan? Senior Brother Shen? Senior Senior Brother?" She called him with a flattering smile, and begged him bitterly, "Please boil some hot water for me, I really want to take a bath."
"Okay." Shen Xuan readily agreed.
Also, she is a weak woman, Shen Xuan has no reason to reject her.
But he also asked her, "Do you want it warmer or warmer?"
"Hot it up, I'll wash it longer."
Ruan Xianbei felt that Shen Xuan's attitude became a little strange after learning that his father had saved him.
The way I look at myself is very... how should I put it?It's like breaking through some kind of barrier, a little too enthusiastic?
Could it be that, as the scriptures say, if two people have been locked together for a long time, even if they look at a pig, they still feel happy?
Bah bah bah!She is not a pig!She is still a little confident about her beauty!
......
Shen Xuan came back with a bucket of hot water, Ruan Xianbei looked at himself reflected in the water, and took a deep breath.
The woman in the water had strands of oily hair that could be cooked, her face was as pale as a ghost, her face became thinner after being unable to eat normally for a long time, and her eyes were scary big.In the past, it could be called harmless, charming and cute, but now?
Heh, the word "beauty" has nothing to do with her. If someone sees it at night, they will think it's a female ghost taking her life.
"There is also a basin of cold water and a basin of hot water here, you add it yourself."
Shen Xuan put down the water and left, but the figure disappeared, but the voice still came in: "You throw the clothes here, wash and dry them, and bring them to you."
Ruan Xianbei: Shocked me, Shen Xuan must have true love for me...otherwise it's hard to say why he can still take good care of me.
Could it be that he has a fetish for ugliness? !So many beauties secretly promised him that he was indifferent, or did he like men in the first place?
So she refused at first: "Huh? Isn't this bad?"
"There are no clean clothes here, so I have to borrow from Senior Tiankui."
Then don't!Since Shen Xuan was willing, she didn't twitch so much, it's better to be respectful than obedient.
"Okay." Ruan Xianbei took off his clothes, wrapped a utensil casually and threw it out of the cave.
Ruan Xianbei submerged himself in the water, and all the wounds on his body healed, but the blue and purple blood left by the impact was still terrible.
"Ah Ruan? Are you okay?" Shen Xuan asked again after hearing the silence for a long time.
Ruan Xianbei was letting herself go to brainstorm and feel sorry for herself, when she heard Shen Xuan's voice, she quickly replied: "It's all right, I see how ugly I am now, I'll be dumbfounded."
"Well, call me if you need something."
She sighed, full of emotions, is this considered a life?
Suddenly and belatedly, he just called me Ah Ruan!Sober!No drink!
Is he sick?
There was some distance between the two, Shen Xuan seemed to get up to wash clothes and bring them back to warm the fire, Ruan Xianbei felt that hearing and perception seemed to have taken another step since she recovered, even the bottleneck of her cultivation was loosened, she seemed to be about to enter Tianxuan It's on the second floor.
"Shen Xuan, will I die?" She asked sullenly, this question has been lingering in her mind.
"Don't be afraid, the disaster will last for a thousand years."
Ruan Xianbei: ...Thank you so much.
Ruan Xianbei, who had almost shed a layer of skin, looked at the muddy water and had no eyes to take a second look. He poured the water into the pit where he had been lying, and buried the pit by the way.The clothes that had been baked by the fire were clean and comfortable to wear, and she was embarrassed to ask Shen Xuan to help with this again, so she went out after tidying up the things in the pit.
"Girl dolls are troublesome." The two came to the cave where the old man Tiankui often lived. This place has a larger space. In addition to all kinds of pots, there are also daily necessities such as bowls, pans, bamboo beds, and bamboo chairs. , it seems that old man Tiankui usually lives in this place.
Ruan Xianbei was attracted by those big pots and small pots at first glance.
There were soups of different colors boiling in the pot, but they all looked very uncomfortable. The old man Tiankui stood in front of one pot and pointed to another big pot and said to her, "That pot is yours."
The old man Tiankui turned his head and hunched his back, the light and the green medicine juice in the pot shone on his face, showing his yellow teeth when talking to Ruan Xianbei.
Ruan Xianbei inevitably thought of the scene of a witch eating a child in a fairy tale book.
"Senior, what is this?" She glanced at the gray-brown pot of liquid and stepped back and asked.
"Medicated bath, haven't you seen it?" Old Tiankui looked at you with questionable eyes.
Ruan Xianbei laughed dryly: "Senior, when can we go out?"
"After soaking in the medicated bath for seven days."
Unexpectedly, happiness came so suddenly. In Ruan Xianbei's eyes, this pot became like a passport. She really couldn't wait to go out and have a big meal!
"Senior, where does your food come from?"
The old man Tiankui was focused on cultivating feelings with the pot in front of him, Ruan Xianbei interrupted his thoughts again and again with one question after another, he threw down the stirrer irritably and called Shen Xuan: "Oh, where did the count go? You come, you come, stir until it changes color."
Shen Xuan took the stick and asked, "Senior, what color do you want to be?"
The old man Tiankui curled his lips and rolled his eyes and said, "How do I know what color it turns into? Don't you know how to see it yourself?"
"Senior, I'm a little hungry." Seeing Shen Xuan's helpless expression, Ruan Xianbei sniggered, clutching her stomach and yelling that she was hungry. Coupled with her thin and out-of-shape face, she really looked like someone who hadn't had enough to eat all her life. .
"Damn girl, you know what to eat when you eat!" Tiankui old man has a bad temper, but he went out to find food for her after scolding.
"Senior! I want to eat meat! I also want to drink soup!"
After a while, he came back with a chicken and two fish, and some wild fruits and vegetables in his hand.
Ruan Xianbei leaned forward and said with admiration: "Senior, you are too good! Where did all the things come from?"
The old man Tiankui threw the dead chicken and fish on the ground and said angrily: "Just like you, you fell from the top to seek death."
"Thank you senior for taking care of me, why don't you let me cook a meal today to repay senior?" Ruan Xianbei ignored his arguing, since it wouldn't do any harm anyway, and asked him to send them out.
The old man Tiankui looked better now, and for this meal, Ruan Xianbei instructed him to fetch water and boil it, and he also had to pluck the chicken.
After working for a while, Ruan Xianbei was a little out of breath. She wiped the sweat from her brow, looked at the chicken nuggets burning in the pot, and felt that she should strengthen her rehabilitation and start exercising every day from tomorrow!
The most indispensable things here are pots and fires. The underground air is also circulated, and occasionally there is wind, but there are no entrances and exits, which is really strange.
One of the two fish is used to cook tofu and fish soup, just put the wild vegetables in it to enhance the freshness.The other one is roasted and eaten. The whole chicken is cut in half to make braised chicken nuggets, and the other half is saved for the next meal.
There is no rice but millet, so I can only cook some millet porridge.
The old man Tiankui squatted next to her to see what tricks she could do, and then ran out while watching her drooling.
Thinking that he can eat whatever he can eat, he just messes around with every meal, and he just eats some dry food and some wild vegetables, and it's over. How could he be so particular about it?
"Is it ready?" Tiankui old man kept urging him with a bowl, the grilled fish looked really delicious!
"Who told me just now that I'm a dead girl, you know how to eat when you eat it"?"
"The girl's heart is as small as a needle? In this way, you cook for me every day, and I will add some good things to your medicinal bath! How about helping you break through to the third floor of the Sky Profound Realm?"
When Ruan Xianbei heard it, it seemed to be pretty good!This deal can be done, but he still said with a reluctant face: "Even if I don't need your help, I will break through to the third floor sooner or later."
The old man Tiankui was actually a little anxious now: "Without my help, you will be dead when you break through the third floor!"
After he finished speaking, there was a sudden loud thunder, which rumbled to the ground and shook.
The old man Tiankui's expression changed, he glanced up complicatedly, and snorted softly: "Stop talking, do you want love or not?"
Ruan Xianbei and Shen Xuan looked at each other, and she smiled flatteringly at old man Tiankui: "Senior~ I was joking just now, even if you don't help me, I would still cook for you. Without you, we would have starved to death long ago .”
Ruan Xianbei coaxed the old man Tiankui for a while, and the meal was ready, Ruan Xianbei gave the whole grilled fish to the old man Tiankui, and he calmed down.
In the rest of the day, Shen Xuan helped the old man Tiankui to pound medicine and do some experiments with unknown reasons. Ruan Xianbei insisted on running, squatting and punching every day in addition to taking medicinal baths and medicines. Muscle recovery.
Although the old man Tiankui said that her movements looked like a group of demented demons dancing wildly, possessed chimpanzees and so on, and you should never learn square dancing from her, but she clearly saw him secretly following her when she was exercising. Come jump!
The whole body also regained consciousness.
So, after she was happy, she found a piece of bad news. After all, she had to face something that she had been subconsciously avoiding during her 'semi-vegetative state'.
That's right, it was the fact that she slept on top of the toilet with her buttocks naked.
So Shen Xuan every day... She covered her face and didn't dare to think about it.
Kaolin Flower is dirty, dirty by her.
Woohoo! ! !
Where is her face?In the pit?No wonder she is the only one sleeping here, it's a toilet!
Ruan Xianbei immediately wanted to take a bath!Need a shower very urgently!
Seeing that she was able to move, the old man Tiankui showed her a way: "Over there, there is an underground lake, go wash it yourself."
She wants a hot bath!
So Ruan Xianbei could only turn to Shen Xuan for help. Anyway, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch, and he doesn't care if it happens once or twice.
"Shen Xuan? Senior Brother Shen? Senior Senior Brother?" She called him with a flattering smile, and begged him bitterly, "Please boil some hot water for me, I really want to take a bath."
"Okay." Shen Xuan readily agreed.
Also, she is a weak woman, Shen Xuan has no reason to reject her.
But he also asked her, "Do you want it warmer or warmer?"
"Hot it up, I'll wash it longer."
Ruan Xianbei felt that Shen Xuan's attitude became a little strange after learning that his father had saved him.
The way I look at myself is very... how should I put it?It's like breaking through some kind of barrier, a little too enthusiastic?
Could it be that, as the scriptures say, if two people have been locked together for a long time, even if they look at a pig, they still feel happy?
Bah bah bah!She is not a pig!She is still a little confident about her beauty!
......
Shen Xuan came back with a bucket of hot water, Ruan Xianbei looked at himself reflected in the water, and took a deep breath.
The woman in the water had strands of oily hair that could be cooked, her face was as pale as a ghost, her face became thinner after being unable to eat normally for a long time, and her eyes were scary big.In the past, it could be called harmless, charming and cute, but now?
Heh, the word "beauty" has nothing to do with her. If someone sees it at night, they will think it's a female ghost taking her life.
"There is also a basin of cold water and a basin of hot water here, you add it yourself."
Shen Xuan put down the water and left, but the figure disappeared, but the voice still came in: "You throw the clothes here, wash and dry them, and bring them to you."
Ruan Xianbei: Shocked me, Shen Xuan must have true love for me...otherwise it's hard to say why he can still take good care of me.
Could it be that he has a fetish for ugliness? !So many beauties secretly promised him that he was indifferent, or did he like men in the first place?
So she refused at first: "Huh? Isn't this bad?"
"There are no clean clothes here, so I have to borrow from Senior Tiankui."
Then don't!Since Shen Xuan was willing, she didn't twitch so much, it's better to be respectful than obedient.
"Okay." Ruan Xianbei took off his clothes, wrapped a utensil casually and threw it out of the cave.
Ruan Xianbei submerged himself in the water, and all the wounds on his body healed, but the blue and purple blood left by the impact was still terrible.
"Ah Ruan? Are you okay?" Shen Xuan asked again after hearing the silence for a long time.
Ruan Xianbei was letting herself go to brainstorm and feel sorry for herself, when she heard Shen Xuan's voice, she quickly replied: "It's all right, I see how ugly I am now, I'll be dumbfounded."
"Well, call me if you need something."
She sighed, full of emotions, is this considered a life?
Suddenly and belatedly, he just called me Ah Ruan!Sober!No drink!
Is he sick?
There was some distance between the two, Shen Xuan seemed to get up to wash clothes and bring them back to warm the fire, Ruan Xianbei felt that hearing and perception seemed to have taken another step since she recovered, even the bottleneck of her cultivation was loosened, she seemed to be about to enter Tianxuan It's on the second floor.
"Shen Xuan, will I die?" She asked sullenly, this question has been lingering in her mind.
"Don't be afraid, the disaster will last for a thousand years."
Ruan Xianbei: ...Thank you so much.
Ruan Xianbei, who had almost shed a layer of skin, looked at the muddy water and had no eyes to take a second look. He poured the water into the pit where he had been lying, and buried the pit by the way.The clothes that had been baked by the fire were clean and comfortable to wear, and she was embarrassed to ask Shen Xuan to help with this again, so she went out after tidying up the things in the pit.
"Girl dolls are troublesome." The two came to the cave where the old man Tiankui often lived. This place has a larger space. In addition to all kinds of pots, there are also daily necessities such as bowls, pans, bamboo beds, and bamboo chairs. , it seems that old man Tiankui usually lives in this place.
Ruan Xianbei was attracted by those big pots and small pots at first glance.
There were soups of different colors boiling in the pot, but they all looked very uncomfortable. The old man Tiankui stood in front of one pot and pointed to another big pot and said to her, "That pot is yours."
The old man Tiankui turned his head and hunched his back, the light and the green medicine juice in the pot shone on his face, showing his yellow teeth when talking to Ruan Xianbei.
Ruan Xianbei inevitably thought of the scene of a witch eating a child in a fairy tale book.
"Senior, what is this?" She glanced at the gray-brown pot of liquid and stepped back and asked.
"Medicated bath, haven't you seen it?" Old Tiankui looked at you with questionable eyes.
Ruan Xianbei laughed dryly: "Senior, when can we go out?"
"After soaking in the medicated bath for seven days."
Unexpectedly, happiness came so suddenly. In Ruan Xianbei's eyes, this pot became like a passport. She really couldn't wait to go out and have a big meal!
"Senior, where does your food come from?"
The old man Tiankui was focused on cultivating feelings with the pot in front of him, Ruan Xianbei interrupted his thoughts again and again with one question after another, he threw down the stirrer irritably and called Shen Xuan: "Oh, where did the count go? You come, you come, stir until it changes color."
Shen Xuan took the stick and asked, "Senior, what color do you want to be?"
The old man Tiankui curled his lips and rolled his eyes and said, "How do I know what color it turns into? Don't you know how to see it yourself?"
"Senior, I'm a little hungry." Seeing Shen Xuan's helpless expression, Ruan Xianbei sniggered, clutching her stomach and yelling that she was hungry. Coupled with her thin and out-of-shape face, she really looked like someone who hadn't had enough to eat all her life. .
"Damn girl, you know what to eat when you eat!" Tiankui old man has a bad temper, but he went out to find food for her after scolding.
"Senior! I want to eat meat! I also want to drink soup!"
After a while, he came back with a chicken and two fish, and some wild fruits and vegetables in his hand.
Ruan Xianbei leaned forward and said with admiration: "Senior, you are too good! Where did all the things come from?"
The old man Tiankui threw the dead chicken and fish on the ground and said angrily: "Just like you, you fell from the top to seek death."
"Thank you senior for taking care of me, why don't you let me cook a meal today to repay senior?" Ruan Xianbei ignored his arguing, since it wouldn't do any harm anyway, and asked him to send them out.
The old man Tiankui looked better now, and for this meal, Ruan Xianbei instructed him to fetch water and boil it, and he also had to pluck the chicken.
After working for a while, Ruan Xianbei was a little out of breath. She wiped the sweat from her brow, looked at the chicken nuggets burning in the pot, and felt that she should strengthen her rehabilitation and start exercising every day from tomorrow!
The most indispensable things here are pots and fires. The underground air is also circulated, and occasionally there is wind, but there are no entrances and exits, which is really strange.
One of the two fish is used to cook tofu and fish soup, just put the wild vegetables in it to enhance the freshness.The other one is roasted and eaten. The whole chicken is cut in half to make braised chicken nuggets, and the other half is saved for the next meal.
There is no rice but millet, so I can only cook some millet porridge.
The old man Tiankui squatted next to her to see what tricks she could do, and then ran out while watching her drooling.
Thinking that he can eat whatever he can eat, he just messes around with every meal, and he just eats some dry food and some wild vegetables, and it's over. How could he be so particular about it?
"Is it ready?" Tiankui old man kept urging him with a bowl, the grilled fish looked really delicious!
"Who told me just now that I'm a dead girl, you know how to eat when you eat it"?"
"The girl's heart is as small as a needle? In this way, you cook for me every day, and I will add some good things to your medicinal bath! How about helping you break through to the third floor of the Sky Profound Realm?"
When Ruan Xianbei heard it, it seemed to be pretty good!This deal can be done, but he still said with a reluctant face: "Even if I don't need your help, I will break through to the third floor sooner or later."
The old man Tiankui was actually a little anxious now: "Without my help, you will be dead when you break through the third floor!"
After he finished speaking, there was a sudden loud thunder, which rumbled to the ground and shook.
The old man Tiankui's expression changed, he glanced up complicatedly, and snorted softly: "Stop talking, do you want love or not?"
Ruan Xianbei and Shen Xuan looked at each other, and she smiled flatteringly at old man Tiankui: "Senior~ I was joking just now, even if you don't help me, I would still cook for you. Without you, we would have starved to death long ago .”
Ruan Xianbei coaxed the old man Tiankui for a while, and the meal was ready, Ruan Xianbei gave the whole grilled fish to the old man Tiankui, and he calmed down.
In the rest of the day, Shen Xuan helped the old man Tiankui to pound medicine and do some experiments with unknown reasons. Ruan Xianbei insisted on running, squatting and punching every day in addition to taking medicinal baths and medicines. Muscle recovery.
Although the old man Tiankui said that her movements looked like a group of demented demons dancing wildly, possessed chimpanzees and so on, and you should never learn square dancing from her, but she clearly saw him secretly following her when she was exercising. Come jump!
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