You can't imagine the happiness of the villain
019 Eat a Potluck
In this way, Ruan Xianbei and Yun Zhi embarked on the way back, walking and stopping along the way, eating, drinking, sightseeing and playing in mountains and rivers. The journey that was originally less than five days seemed to be taken out by her for ten days and a half months until the seventh day Ruan Xianbei received Ruan Yan's carrier pigeon.
With great difficulty, Yun Zhi rescued the carrier pigeon that was almost eaten by Ruan Xianbei from her mouth, opened the bamboo tube, took out the letter paper and handed it to Ruan Xianbei.
It read: "Tomorrow, at your own risk."
Ruan Xianbei glanced at the note and then at the pigeon, licked his lips, and the pigeon trembled.
In the end, Ruan Xianbei rolled his eyes twice and said to Yun Zhi: "It's been a hard journey, and it's the last meal. Do you want to find a wealthy family to treat us to a light meal?"
Yunzhi: ...... Do you want it?What you said doesn't sound like a discussion at all!
Ruan Xianbei did what he said, and now he and Yun Zhi walked around the city to figure out the situation in this town. As soon as it got dark, he ordered his troops to choose a mansion, and swaggered into a rich and powerful mansion. The domineering old man's house.
"I don't know which lucky one can invite me to dinner?" Ruan Xianbei hummed an out-of-key tune, and Yun Zhi's face was already numb.
Forget it, think of it as robbing other people's wealth to help one's own poor.
"Who are you?!" The servant at the door immediately stopped her and asked.
"Please let me out~" Ruan Xianbei said politely, raised his hand and slammed on the back of the boy's neck, and passed out.
The old man at the door bowed his waist and stepped back. I am old, I am old, I don't see anything.
Ruan Xianbei walked into the courtyard, and several young and strong guards rushed up before she could get close to her body and was blown away by her palm.
One of the guards saw the strange woman approaching menacingly, ran in from the ground to report the news, and shouted as he ran: "Master is not good, master!"Yes, a thief broke in! "
Ruan Xianbei curled her lips, what a thief, how ugly, she is obviously a lovely and charming guest.
Following his cry for help, Ruan Xianbei also walked into the main hall.
The master of this family is hugging his concubine on the left and right, and you are flirting with each other while eating. Hearing this, he looked at the servant dissatisfied and said, "Who is so bold? Dare to break into my house?"
As soon as the words were finished, Ruan Xianbei and Yun Zhi, who had walked out of the steps that the relatives did not recognize, stepped in.
The fat old man, who was a little bit drunk after drinking, had a big belly, squinted his eyes and said, "Oh? There are still two beauties, are they here to drink with the old man?" After speaking, he pushed the two beautiful concubines away He stepped forward to touch Ruan Xianbei's face.
The two concubines hugged each other and their faces were pale. The master drank too much, but they didn't. The woman held a dagger in her hand and looked closely at the blood that hadn't been wiped off.
This is a misunderstanding, the people outside Ruan Xianbei fainted with a wave of his hand, why do they need to use a sword?The blood on this sword is that she hasn't used the sword for a long time, and it's rare to take it out this time to pretend that 13 was so excited, she accidentally scratched herself and left a few drops of blood.
Ruan Xianbei didn't speak, but just shook his head, holding a shining dagger in his hand, sticking it to the fat man's almost invisible neck.
The fat master was startled awake by the cold touch.
"Female...female hero, please spare me." The fat old man saw the situation clearly now, the courtyard was so quiet that there was not even the sound of insects, and all the guards in the mansion fell in the outer courtyard without knowing whether they were alive or dead. Holding a sharp sword, a strange girl looked at him with a smile, and his legs began to tremble uncontrollably almost instantly.
"It's very sharp, don't move." Ruan Xianbei patted the fat master's face affectionately with the back of the sword, "I heard that you are the one who enjoys the most here, can I trouble the master to treat us to a light meal?"
At this time, another woman rushes in, pointing at someone and scolding: "Master! I heard that you brought back two little hooves! I want to see which two goblins caught your attention! Yo, there are two more here? Really don't—”
The fat man was facing the door, while Ruan Xianbei was facing the door with his back to block the sword in his hand. Ruan Xianbei turned his head, and the woman's hand was pointing at her nose. There was an air of philistinism up and down, no wonder the fat master didn't like it, and she didn't like it either.
Seeing the girl turn her head, the woman couldn't see any emotion in her eyes. She was frightened by her aura for a while, and when she was about to make persistent efforts, she was dazzled by a silver light. She slammed into Ruan Xianbei's body with a sudden brake, and Ruan Xianbei's hand shook, blood oozing out of the fat master's skin in an instant.
"Ah! Blood blood blood!!!" The woman let out a scream and rolled her eyes before passing out.
? ? ?Ruan Xianbei looked at her poor acting skills, and said to Yun Zhi, "Tie her up."
"Yes."
Ruan Xianbei looked at the fat old man's neck that was oozing blood and said, "Master's wife, looks very vicious."
"The woman is stupid! Let the heroine laugh." The fat old man cursed, and put on a smiling face again, the flesh on his face piled up together: "It's just a simple meal, you can ask the heroine for anything, but this Can you put down the sword first?"
The fat old man, one of the bullies in the town who can bend and stretch, called someone to evacuate the table, and asked the kitchen to make a new table of dishes. Under Ruan Xianbei's orders, he asked the servant to go to the restaurant outside to buy some signature dishes and come back.
"Don't think about giving away the news." Before leaving, Ruan Xianbei let out her little white worm, and the little white worm landed on the man's arm and burrowed in, "This is very poisonous."
"Woman... this one went in, does it come out?" the servant pointed to his arm and shook his legs and asked.
"If you want to report the news for your master, it will suck your blood dry and make you die instantly."
The boy subconsciously glanced at the fat master and nodded frantically.There are old and young in the small family, I'm sorry, sir!
After the boy left, Ruan Xianbei turned to the fat master again, opened her eyes and asked suspiciously: "The fat master wouldn't have such a terrible idea, would he?"
The fat old man who was forced to change his name to fat twitched the flesh on his face, covered his neck with a square scarf to prevent it from leaking blood, and tried his best to suppress a smile that could be seen by a fool and said, "Of course not."
As a result, for this last dinner, Ruan Xianbei ate Braised Shrimp Balls in Braised Sauce, Seasonal Steamed Hairy Crabs, Steamed Sea Bass, Roasted Chestnut Chicken, Ants Climbing Trees, Ground Three Fresh Foods, Assorted Vegetarian Stir-fry, and Clear Water Cabbage, abalone shredded chicken porridge, tea tree mushroom chicken soup and so on.
Ruan Xianbei ate to her heart's content, and persuaded Yun Zhi to let go of her psychological burden and eat together, but Yun Zhi sternly refused, so she had to ask the kitchen to make an extra side dish for Yun Zhi's dinner.
As for herself, she ate a meal slowly, and there were two beautiful concubines who were only seventeen or eighteen years old serving tea and water by her side. This fat old man really enjoyed his life.
After eating, Ruan Xianbei burped in satisfaction, wiped his mouth, and waved to the two concubines, "Well, how does your master treat you?"
The fat master broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, he just got two concubines.
"I am wonderful to them!"
Ruan Xianbei flew a dagger to the fat old man's hand, stuck it into the chair, said without even looking at it, "I didn't let you talk."
"Do you want me to take you out of here?" Ruan Xianbei asked again, who knows if these concubines are sincerely willing to marry this old man who can be their own father?Another good deed!Nguyen Saintess is awesome!
One of the concubines said in a low voice but firmly: "Miss Hui, I am willing to serve the master."
The other concubine lowered her head and whispered, "Miss, I...I am willing to go with you."
Ruan Xianbei asked the concubine who went with her, "Is there anyone else in your family?"
The concubine shook her head: "Not anymore, not here anymore."
Ruan Xianbei patted the fat old man on the shoulder and said, "Have you heard that? I'll take this away."
The fat master was heartbroken, but luckily at least one of them was willing to stay, and he smiled apologetically: "The heroine has the final say, the heroine has the final say."
Ruan Xianbei grabbed his shoulders and whispered in his ear: "I'm not a heroine, let me show you what this is, shh... just look quietly."
Ruan Xianbei took out a small rectangular hand card from his pocket, with the word Mi engraved on it.
"Yayoi, have you heard of it?"
The fat old man paused, nodded stiffly, and spit out two words with his tongue stiff: "Mi...mo...mojiao."
"Oh, what's your name? Is it the Devil's Cult?" Ruan Xianbei pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said, "Then you must control your mouth and don't talk around. This saint likes to eat at the house of a bully like you. I know ?"
The fat master nodded, and almost knelt down for her.If it was a fluke mentality to report to the official and offer a reward before, it completely disappeared after seeing that hand card.
Do members of the Demon Cult speak of morality?have no idea.
Will people from the Demon Cult reason with you?Won't.
Will the people of the Demon Cult show mercy?Won't.
After the great war, when a child disobeyed at night, the women would scare the child and say that if you cry again, the Demon Cult will take you away, and the effect was immediate.
Ruan Xianbei let go of the fat old man, and said to the fat old man who was petrified and sweating madly: "Fatty, in the future, eat less and exercise more. Only by being healthy can you live a long life, you understand?"
"I know, I know, I know!" Fat old man said yes repeatedly.
And the woman who woke up early and was tied to another chair, squinted her eyes to observe the situation secretly, and decided to remain in a coma.Where did this witch come from!Those who beat and kill are more vicious than her!
The fat master nodded and bowed respectfully, and sent Ruan Xianbei to the door, and called a carriage for them to avoid the hard night journey. He also moved a box of local specialties behind the carriage, thanking the heroine for her appreciation.In the end, holding back tears, he put the concubine's deed of prostitution into Ruan Xianbei's mobile phone. There will be another concubine, but I only have one life.
Ruan Xianbei happily patted the fat master's stomach, then glanced at the plaque at the door, which said Lin Fu, so she said: "Master Lin, thank you for your light meal, I like it very much. I'm leaving, see you next time. "
Master Lin waved goodbye with tears streaming down his face. This ordinary night frightened him. He turned around and burned incense to pray that this little ancestor would not come again...
Neither of them asked for a coachman, Yun Zhi was driving the horse, the concubine had no luggage and packed a small bundle, she would not sit on the stool with Ruan Xianbei at all, only willing to kneel on the floor, if Ruan Xianbei couldn't hold her back, she just went she went.
Before setting off, Yunzhi asked Ruan Xianbei: "Saint, what's in this box?"
Ruan Xianbei beckoned and called Yunzhi to come over: "Guess what is yellow and shiny?"
"Huh? Oranges???"
"Stupid!" Ruan Xianbei patted her head, "It's gold."
There was nothing to say all the way, Ruan Xianbei only told the concubine to take a good rest and talk about it when she went back.
With great difficulty, Yun Zhi rescued the carrier pigeon that was almost eaten by Ruan Xianbei from her mouth, opened the bamboo tube, took out the letter paper and handed it to Ruan Xianbei.
It read: "Tomorrow, at your own risk."
Ruan Xianbei glanced at the note and then at the pigeon, licked his lips, and the pigeon trembled.
In the end, Ruan Xianbei rolled his eyes twice and said to Yun Zhi: "It's been a hard journey, and it's the last meal. Do you want to find a wealthy family to treat us to a light meal?"
Yunzhi: ...... Do you want it?What you said doesn't sound like a discussion at all!
Ruan Xianbei did what he said, and now he and Yun Zhi walked around the city to figure out the situation in this town. As soon as it got dark, he ordered his troops to choose a mansion, and swaggered into a rich and powerful mansion. The domineering old man's house.
"I don't know which lucky one can invite me to dinner?" Ruan Xianbei hummed an out-of-key tune, and Yun Zhi's face was already numb.
Forget it, think of it as robbing other people's wealth to help one's own poor.
"Who are you?!" The servant at the door immediately stopped her and asked.
"Please let me out~" Ruan Xianbei said politely, raised his hand and slammed on the back of the boy's neck, and passed out.
The old man at the door bowed his waist and stepped back. I am old, I am old, I don't see anything.
Ruan Xianbei walked into the courtyard, and several young and strong guards rushed up before she could get close to her body and was blown away by her palm.
One of the guards saw the strange woman approaching menacingly, ran in from the ground to report the news, and shouted as he ran: "Master is not good, master!"Yes, a thief broke in! "
Ruan Xianbei curled her lips, what a thief, how ugly, she is obviously a lovely and charming guest.
Following his cry for help, Ruan Xianbei also walked into the main hall.
The master of this family is hugging his concubine on the left and right, and you are flirting with each other while eating. Hearing this, he looked at the servant dissatisfied and said, "Who is so bold? Dare to break into my house?"
As soon as the words were finished, Ruan Xianbei and Yun Zhi, who had walked out of the steps that the relatives did not recognize, stepped in.
The fat old man, who was a little bit drunk after drinking, had a big belly, squinted his eyes and said, "Oh? There are still two beauties, are they here to drink with the old man?" After speaking, he pushed the two beautiful concubines away He stepped forward to touch Ruan Xianbei's face.
The two concubines hugged each other and their faces were pale. The master drank too much, but they didn't. The woman held a dagger in her hand and looked closely at the blood that hadn't been wiped off.
This is a misunderstanding, the people outside Ruan Xianbei fainted with a wave of his hand, why do they need to use a sword?The blood on this sword is that she hasn't used the sword for a long time, and it's rare to take it out this time to pretend that 13 was so excited, she accidentally scratched herself and left a few drops of blood.
Ruan Xianbei didn't speak, but just shook his head, holding a shining dagger in his hand, sticking it to the fat man's almost invisible neck.
The fat master was startled awake by the cold touch.
"Female...female hero, please spare me." The fat old man saw the situation clearly now, the courtyard was so quiet that there was not even the sound of insects, and all the guards in the mansion fell in the outer courtyard without knowing whether they were alive or dead. Holding a sharp sword, a strange girl looked at him with a smile, and his legs began to tremble uncontrollably almost instantly.
"It's very sharp, don't move." Ruan Xianbei patted the fat master's face affectionately with the back of the sword, "I heard that you are the one who enjoys the most here, can I trouble the master to treat us to a light meal?"
At this time, another woman rushes in, pointing at someone and scolding: "Master! I heard that you brought back two little hooves! I want to see which two goblins caught your attention! Yo, there are two more here? Really don't—”
The fat man was facing the door, while Ruan Xianbei was facing the door with his back to block the sword in his hand. Ruan Xianbei turned his head, and the woman's hand was pointing at her nose. There was an air of philistinism up and down, no wonder the fat master didn't like it, and she didn't like it either.
Seeing the girl turn her head, the woman couldn't see any emotion in her eyes. She was frightened by her aura for a while, and when she was about to make persistent efforts, she was dazzled by a silver light. She slammed into Ruan Xianbei's body with a sudden brake, and Ruan Xianbei's hand shook, blood oozing out of the fat master's skin in an instant.
"Ah! Blood blood blood!!!" The woman let out a scream and rolled her eyes before passing out.
? ? ?Ruan Xianbei looked at her poor acting skills, and said to Yun Zhi, "Tie her up."
"Yes."
Ruan Xianbei looked at the fat old man's neck that was oozing blood and said, "Master's wife, looks very vicious."
"The woman is stupid! Let the heroine laugh." The fat old man cursed, and put on a smiling face again, the flesh on his face piled up together: "It's just a simple meal, you can ask the heroine for anything, but this Can you put down the sword first?"
The fat old man, one of the bullies in the town who can bend and stretch, called someone to evacuate the table, and asked the kitchen to make a new table of dishes. Under Ruan Xianbei's orders, he asked the servant to go to the restaurant outside to buy some signature dishes and come back.
"Don't think about giving away the news." Before leaving, Ruan Xianbei let out her little white worm, and the little white worm landed on the man's arm and burrowed in, "This is very poisonous."
"Woman... this one went in, does it come out?" the servant pointed to his arm and shook his legs and asked.
"If you want to report the news for your master, it will suck your blood dry and make you die instantly."
The boy subconsciously glanced at the fat master and nodded frantically.There are old and young in the small family, I'm sorry, sir!
After the boy left, Ruan Xianbei turned to the fat master again, opened her eyes and asked suspiciously: "The fat master wouldn't have such a terrible idea, would he?"
The fat old man who was forced to change his name to fat twitched the flesh on his face, covered his neck with a square scarf to prevent it from leaking blood, and tried his best to suppress a smile that could be seen by a fool and said, "Of course not."
As a result, for this last dinner, Ruan Xianbei ate Braised Shrimp Balls in Braised Sauce, Seasonal Steamed Hairy Crabs, Steamed Sea Bass, Roasted Chestnut Chicken, Ants Climbing Trees, Ground Three Fresh Foods, Assorted Vegetarian Stir-fry, and Clear Water Cabbage, abalone shredded chicken porridge, tea tree mushroom chicken soup and so on.
Ruan Xianbei ate to her heart's content, and persuaded Yun Zhi to let go of her psychological burden and eat together, but Yun Zhi sternly refused, so she had to ask the kitchen to make an extra side dish for Yun Zhi's dinner.
As for herself, she ate a meal slowly, and there were two beautiful concubines who were only seventeen or eighteen years old serving tea and water by her side. This fat old man really enjoyed his life.
After eating, Ruan Xianbei burped in satisfaction, wiped his mouth, and waved to the two concubines, "Well, how does your master treat you?"
The fat master broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, he just got two concubines.
"I am wonderful to them!"
Ruan Xianbei flew a dagger to the fat old man's hand, stuck it into the chair, said without even looking at it, "I didn't let you talk."
"Do you want me to take you out of here?" Ruan Xianbei asked again, who knows if these concubines are sincerely willing to marry this old man who can be their own father?Another good deed!Nguyen Saintess is awesome!
One of the concubines said in a low voice but firmly: "Miss Hui, I am willing to serve the master."
The other concubine lowered her head and whispered, "Miss, I...I am willing to go with you."
Ruan Xianbei asked the concubine who went with her, "Is there anyone else in your family?"
The concubine shook her head: "Not anymore, not here anymore."
Ruan Xianbei patted the fat old man on the shoulder and said, "Have you heard that? I'll take this away."
The fat master was heartbroken, but luckily at least one of them was willing to stay, and he smiled apologetically: "The heroine has the final say, the heroine has the final say."
Ruan Xianbei grabbed his shoulders and whispered in his ear: "I'm not a heroine, let me show you what this is, shh... just look quietly."
Ruan Xianbei took out a small rectangular hand card from his pocket, with the word Mi engraved on it.
"Yayoi, have you heard of it?"
The fat old man paused, nodded stiffly, and spit out two words with his tongue stiff: "Mi...mo...mojiao."
"Oh, what's your name? Is it the Devil's Cult?" Ruan Xianbei pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said, "Then you must control your mouth and don't talk around. This saint likes to eat at the house of a bully like you. I know ?"
The fat master nodded, and almost knelt down for her.If it was a fluke mentality to report to the official and offer a reward before, it completely disappeared after seeing that hand card.
Do members of the Demon Cult speak of morality?have no idea.
Will people from the Demon Cult reason with you?Won't.
Will the people of the Demon Cult show mercy?Won't.
After the great war, when a child disobeyed at night, the women would scare the child and say that if you cry again, the Demon Cult will take you away, and the effect was immediate.
Ruan Xianbei let go of the fat old man, and said to the fat old man who was petrified and sweating madly: "Fatty, in the future, eat less and exercise more. Only by being healthy can you live a long life, you understand?"
"I know, I know, I know!" Fat old man said yes repeatedly.
And the woman who woke up early and was tied to another chair, squinted her eyes to observe the situation secretly, and decided to remain in a coma.Where did this witch come from!Those who beat and kill are more vicious than her!
The fat master nodded and bowed respectfully, and sent Ruan Xianbei to the door, and called a carriage for them to avoid the hard night journey. He also moved a box of local specialties behind the carriage, thanking the heroine for her appreciation.In the end, holding back tears, he put the concubine's deed of prostitution into Ruan Xianbei's mobile phone. There will be another concubine, but I only have one life.
Ruan Xianbei happily patted the fat master's stomach, then glanced at the plaque at the door, which said Lin Fu, so she said: "Master Lin, thank you for your light meal, I like it very much. I'm leaving, see you next time. "
Master Lin waved goodbye with tears streaming down his face. This ordinary night frightened him. He turned around and burned incense to pray that this little ancestor would not come again...
Neither of them asked for a coachman, Yun Zhi was driving the horse, the concubine had no luggage and packed a small bundle, she would not sit on the stool with Ruan Xianbei at all, only willing to kneel on the floor, if Ruan Xianbei couldn't hold her back, she just went she went.
Before setting off, Yunzhi asked Ruan Xianbei: "Saint, what's in this box?"
Ruan Xianbei beckoned and called Yunzhi to come over: "Guess what is yellow and shiny?"
"Huh? Oranges???"
"Stupid!" Ruan Xianbei patted her head, "It's gold."
There was nothing to say all the way, Ruan Xianbei only told the concubine to take a good rest and talk about it when she went back.
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