Douluo: I can synthesize all things

Chapter 43: Can’t help but laugh, two drama queens

[Author: It’s hard to come across tablets recently, so I took advantage of the spare time to slightly modify the outline. Maybe due to slow updates, some things will be rolled out slowly. Don’t be impatient. ]

Time flew by, and Shan Mao arrived at Wuhundian Academy in a few days.

After briefly showing his student card, Shan Mao went back to his dormitory. Since it was already around three o'clock in the afternoon, Shan Mao went directly back to the training ground.

Wen Zichuan had already arrived, but Shan Mao also discovered that the teacher had changed.

Big news, the bad old man is gone.

You're not going on a blind date, are you?Hey hey hey...

After all, he is already in his 40s. Maybe he has been single for more than [-] years now and has never held a girl's hand.

If you look at the teachers, they are basically in pairs.

The new replacement teacher is a woman, which is a bit shocking.

Because whether it is the teacher who teaches Shan Mao science knowledge, Ren Yuan who teaches practice and is also the class teacher, or the director who teaches skills...

All men.

However, the strangeness is strange and the accident is accidental, but Shan Mao still can't change Shan Mao's heart that yearns for freedom and his legs that want to skip class.

Even if the King of Heaven comes, he can't hold Shan Mao's heart of letting himself go.

One code is another code, these are two different things.

Not in the way at all.

Is it reasonable for students to skip classes? This is so damn reasonable!

Is this a problem?There is no problem at all!

When Shan Mao joined the team very naturally, Chen Fang looked a little surprised. In his glowing little eyes, he was more happy than meeting a close friend.

The female substitute teacher was patrolling, but Shan Mao and Chen Fang were winking and making eye contact happily with Pang Shulin across them.

Chen Fang: (Brother Mao, Brother Mao, I’m too tired of standing in line. How about we run? 乀(lvl)丶"Do you understand what I mean?" [Picture jps])

Shan Mao: (How long have you been standing there? Are you so eager to escape? "Middle finger" [picture jps])

Chen Fang: (Actually, it’s not bad...much better than Teacher Ren, who just stood in line during a class...??(.lAl.)丿"A macho man in tears" [picture jps])

Shan Mao: (Lying exercise, so good? Are you still tired after this?/(l??丨)丶"#****##*"[Picture jps])

Chen Fang: (I don’t want to stand...wuwuwuwu...Brother Mao, please!! "Kneel down in humility" [picture jps])

Shan Mao: (Okay, okay... you know? "Helpless" [picture jps])

Chen Fang: (Ouch! Brother Mao YYDS! Definitely! "Trojan horse~" [picture jps])

Shan Mao: (Fuck! "It's so disgusting" [picture jps])

Shan Mao and Chen Fang looked at each other. Chen Fang's narrow eyes reminded Shan Mao of the "Trojan Horse" emoticon again. He almost vomited out his lunch in disgust, but he still forced himself to nod. .

Chen Fang took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled it. The next moment, his face turned red, like a boiled red lobster, and then he fell to the ground in an exaggerated manner, with a "Ah-oh~", which seemed to be for Showing the fact that he was indeed suffering from heat stroke, he even stuck out his tongue and twitched exaggeratedly.

It seems to be telling everyone: Hey, hey, hey, hey!I fainted. Send me to the infirmary! ! !

Chen Fang's voice suddenly attracted everyone's attention, and all the students looked here.

Before the female substitute teacher could react, Shan Mao shouted loudly after Chen Fang quietly said "Ok" to him, helped Chen Fang up and ran away, leaving only one sentence: "Report! He fainted! I'll send him He goes to the infirmary!"

By the time others reacted, Shan Mao and Chen Fang had disappeared.

The skillful movements of helping people, and the incomparable running posture.

It was as fast as if it had been practiced many times before.

Teacher Ji Ye was confused.

This is her first day as a trainee teacher.

In fact, she wanted to raise her hand to tell them not to go, because she was an auxiliary healing soul master and could treat them.

But the little boy seemed to have a layer of oil on his feet. Before she could say anything, he ran away...

Oh, worth mentioning.

At first, the little boy was supporting the little fat man, but then it seemed that when he got to the door, the little fat man seemed to start running on his own.

Then, the two people disappeared outside the door...

"Perhaps it's too far and you saw it wrong?"

Ji Ye blocked the sun with his hands, squinted his eyes and looked outside the door, but there was still nothing.

"Ayuan's students are very warm-hearted and care about each other... but their physical constitution is a bit weak..."

……

……

"Ooooooooooo!"

In fact, Ji Ye was not wrong. The lively little fat guy Chen Fang by the door was fine. He ran towards the cafeteria and screamed excitedly.

The cafeteria of Wuhundian Academy is open from six in the morning to nine in the evening, because students of different grades finish class at different times.

The canteen is also open. You can buy food from it, or you can bring food from outside to eat inside, of course, provided you can bring it.

It's okay even if you take the quilt with you to sleep in the cafeteria. Anyway, once the door is locked, it won't be unlocked until dawn, leaving you unable to go to the toilet all night.

Although you can sleep in the cafeteria, no one will be there.

The reason is simple: the dormitory is warm and the cafeteria is cold.The dormitory is clean, but the cafeteria is dirty (relatively).The dormitory is lively and the cafeteria is quiet.The dormitory is bright and the cafeteria is dark (a nightmare for those who are afraid of ghosts).

Skillfully walking to the second floor, Shan Mao skillfully took out cooked chicken, cooked steak, cooked pork chops, cooked lamb chops, mushroom stew, apples, carrots, beets, bread and other foods. Chen Fang also skillfully prepared the meal. abdomen.

Then, the two of them started eating and drinking in perfect harmony.

"Brother Mao, do you know? Teacher Ren is miserable."

Chen took a big bite of chicken and said vaguely.

Shan Mao took a sip of mushroom stew, took another bite of steak, and said, "Did the blind date fail?"

"No. Teacher Ren has a girlfriend."

"Oh...wait a minute, Ren...that old man has a girlfriend?!"

Shan Mao was drinking mushroom stew and almost choked when he heard these words.

But Chen Fang seemed to want to finish the matter. He wiped his mouth and extended his evil "fat claw" to the mutton chop. Then he retracted it after being burned, "studded" a few times, and then carefully picked it up.

"It happened a few days ago...

Brother Mao, didn't you go to the Wen family with Wen Zichuan? Then the next day there was news that the Wen family had been assassinated.

I was walking downstairs with the director, and suddenly, the teacher's office next to me shook violently, and then, and then..."

"Then what?"

Shan Mao listened and his eating speed also slowed down.

Chen Fang pretended to be a devil, and said "Wow" for a moment, as if he was about to swallow the mutton chops, and then suddenly returned to his original state, with a look of lingering fear, and continued:

"Suddenly, a dark shadow jumped out of the second floor window! It looked a bit like Teacher Ren, looking very anxious.

Along with it is a barrel..."

Chen Fang stood up suddenly, stretched out one hand, and gestured: "It's a bucket..."

instant noodles! "

"instant noodles?!"

"Yes, it's instant noodles!"

“The instant noodles are Teacher Ren’s favorite braised beef flavor!

The half-eaten instant noodles fell upside down and were about to hit me and the director...

Fortunately I reacted quickly!I immediately made a decision and used the "blocking shield" you gave me, Brother Mao!It directly blocked the instant noodles! "

Chen Fang gestured exaggeratedly and stepped on the chair next to him with one leg.

“The director was so angry that his face was blue.

At that time, I thought: Teacher Ren is going to die! "

Chen Fang saw Shan Mao's gesture and then noticed the eyes of the people around him. He quickly sat down and said, "Teacher Ren will probably have to deduct his salary..."

"Oh, right!"

Chen Fang slapped his head, mysteriously came to Shan Mao, lowered his voice and said, "The director rewarded me with this!"

The fat hand opened little by little, revealing what was inside, which was...

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(End of this chapter)