Douluo: I can synthesize all things

Chapter 19 The teacher invites you to drink tea

"Uh...why are you so young...?"

Shan Mao looked at the soul of the giant dragon in front of him, which was almost twice the size of himself, with a very unnatural expression.

Shan Mao felt that this guy seemed unreliable.

Can it really enhance one's soul power and help oneself?

Shan Mao didn't believe it at all and was doubtful.

"Ahem...Although my soul is smaller than yours, I believe...it is the concentrated essence!"

The giant dragon was a little embarrassed and quickly coughed a few times and explained.

"We can't delay any longer, otherwise my soul will dissipate."

After saying that, the dragon's soul solidified little by little in Shan Mao's spiritual sea.

The dragon's soul exuded a faint white mist, disappeared, and flowed all over Shan Mao's body, feeling warm and comfortable.

Shan Mao's soul power rushed to level 29 like a rocket, and then... stopped as if he had hit an invisible barrier.

Wonderful.

"Well, what I said is true."

The dragon exhaled two balls of hot breath from its nostrils.

"Let's go, let's stay here by ourselves..."

Shan Mao muttered, turning around to leave the sea of ​​spirit.

"and many more!"

The giant dragon quickly stopped Shan Mao, and then became coy.

"What are you doing?" Shan Mao felt goosebumps all over his body and turned his head stiffly.

"That's it... after all, I haven't seen the opposite sex in 1 years... Can you... take some photos of female dragons for me and send them to me? Human women are fine too..."

"You're thinking about farting."

Shan Mao rolled his eyes and exited the sea of ​​​​spirit directly, leaving the giant dragon alone in the wind.

"Hold the fuck...don't talk about martial ethics..."

……

Shan Mao returned to the cave before and glanced at the dragon corpse next to him. Shan Mao thought about it and prepared to put it into the workbench to customize the soul guide.

"Hey, kid, what are you doing?" The dragon's voice came out of thin air.

"Collect the corpse."

"Collect the corpse? Stop joking. You don't even have a soul guide, right? How can you pretend?"

"I have a soul guide."

"You have a soul guide? I'm afraid it's not one cubic meter, right? Lord Long, my body is more than one cubic meter... Hey, where's my body?"

"Received."

"Collect it, collect it? Stop joking, where did you collect it?"

"It's in the soul guide."

"In the soul guide?"

"Yes, and it only uses one square."

"..."

The dragon was silent.

"What are you going to do with my body?"

"break down."

"Decompose oh decompose...wait, you want to decompose my body?!"

"correct."

The dragon was a little on the verge of tears.

"You decomposed my body without my permission? I will take you to court!"

Shan Mao stopped digging with the enchanted diamond pickaxe and asked, "Let me ask you, do you have to pay rent when renting a house?"

The dragon was stunned for a moment, puzzled: "That's for sure, that's what it says in the book."

"If you want to stay with me for a long time, am I your charterer?"

"correct."

Shan Mao spread his hands and patted them symbolically: "Where's the money?"

"What money?"

"I am your tenant, so I must collect rent! Where is the money? Where are the benefits?"

The dragon's mind went blank. It never thought that one day it would owe others anything, nor did it think that it would ever owe others anything.

but……

The dragon watched helplessly as Shan Mao decomposed its body into several parts.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:

"I can synthesize it back."

"Really?"

"Really, I, Shan Mao, never lie to others."

"But I'm not human."

"..."

Shan Mao was silent for a moment and then said, "I, Shan Mao, never lie to Long when I speak."

"But I'm not a dragon now. I'm just a pitiful, weak and helpless little soul."

"...You must be sick!"

Shan Mao spat at the clearing, ignored the dragon, and started digging up the stairs on the other side.

……

"I've made a lot of money, so many treasures. I, Shan Mao, have suddenly become a rich man." Shan Mao glanced at the inventory that was almost full of gold ingots and strange things.

"Next time if anyone disobeys, I will slap him in the face with a gold ingot until stars appear in his eyes."

"Boy, aren't you one square away from reaching the top? Why don't you dig anymore?"

"What do you know, what if there is a full latrine up there? Watch carefully, what is hand speed?"

Shan Mao knocked the dirt off his head, and a big lump of brightly colored, rotten mud, overflowing with fragrant... shit fell from the sky...

"Bang!" Shan Mao quickly covered his head with a grass cube.

The dragon's expression was a bit strange.

"You...are not the legendary...crow's mouth, are you?"

"To shut up."

Shan Mao dug to the other side with a dark face.

"Crack, click, click..." The sound of the soil gradually cracking came, and the heroic burp was struck by the hammer of the enchanted diamond pick, revealing the quartz block above.

Keep digging calmly.

"Crack clap..."

Shan Mao stuck his head out and looked around. There was no one on the left, no one behind, no one on the right, and in front... lying down!Capture a wild old man alive!

Ren Yuan's current mood was as uncomfortable as eating shit.

There were no classes today, so he was quite happy.

However, I never expected that one day of bad luck would begin.

I went out to buy groceries in the morning, and finally managed to cut down the price of Uncle Liu's cabbage. I found out that I had lost my wallet, and I felt so lonely. It was really a waste of money.

In the morning, I opened the shop to sell things. I was lying on a chair and fell asleep. Someone came to buy a soul guide, so I asked him to take it and keep the money.

It turned out that the person's voice sounded familiar but I forgot who it was.Then the whole person felt like he was being scolded.

The afternoon was still very unlucky.

Some sand sculpture dug a huge hole next to the school building, attracting a crowd of people to watch.

Later, the dean of students told the dean about this matter. The whole school unanimously believed that the students could not dig such a hole, and it must be a certain teacher.

Who would admit this? So the dean fined all the teachers one month's salary on the grounds that "we share blessings and share hardships."

Ahhhh!If you don't want to be paid, just say it. Isn't it interesting to work around the world?I am innocent!

Looking at Shan Mao holding an enchanted diamond pickaxe in front of him, Ren Yuan suddenly understood.

Damn it!It took a long time.It turns out that that idiot is you!

"Teacher, what can I do for you?" Shan Mao tried his best to pretend to be an innocent, cute, ignorant and kind child.

The big eyes are filled with one sentence:

"I'm just a small cup. What bad intentions can a small cup have?"

"What the hell..." Ren Yuan felt his blood pressure rising again.

"I really want to invite you to my office for tea!"

(End of this chapter)