my comic life

When Hua Meijuan and her boyfriend Jack Crowley went to the second floor, Jessica read the lease contract and said puzzledly:

"When did room 002 become occupied? Am I not the first tenant in the apartment? And room 029 was just replaced. Who would sign this kind of contract?"

"Asshole store manager, there's something wrong with your apartment, something big!"

"Jessica, sometimes the more people know, the better. Sometimes ignorance is a kind of happiness."

Rorschach clasped his hands together and looked at Jessica quietly,

"Did you drink the water I gave you?"

"No, it's still there."

"Take it with you, Jessica. If you really encounter something, it might save your life."

"!"

The store manager suddenly became serious, and combined with the fact that she had been asked to go to Elm Street to investigate the imitators of the Four Killers, Jessica couldn't help but become nervous.

The apartment was even worse than expected.So, did she make a profit or a loss?

"It's nothing, just go to bed early. There are two more places tomorrow that I want you to explore."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sharp-eyed Rorschach looked out the window at a "shooting star" falling this way.

Once the "meteor" hits, the apartment may be shaken.

Jack Crowley and Hua Meijuan both ran to the first floor and stared blankly at the store door.

Tony Stark, you bastard!

Cursing and complaining in his heart, Rorschach stood up suddenly and strode towards the door. As soon as he opened the door, he immediately met Iron Man Tony who stopped suddenly.

"Surprise, Rorschach!"

"Fuck Fuck, Tony!"

Rorschach replied, stretched out his hand to hold Mark III's golden helmet, and threw it behind him, knocking Tony to the ground.

Riding on Iron Man, Rorschach lifted Tony's mask and punched Tony's handsome face:

"What a surprise. Didn't I tell you that you are not welcome here, Tony Stark."

"Tony Stark, the world's richest man, super genius, playboy, and chairman of Stark Corporation!"

Jack Crowley exclaimed and revealed Tony's identity.

Jessica and Hua Meijuan also covered their mouths respectively. The store manager actually knew such a powerful person and suppressed the other person.

"Hey, Rorschach, don't be so outspoken. You made it possible for Pepper and me to be together, and I want to thank you!"

"Well, my steel suit is pretty awesome, flying at high altitudes and equipped with super firepower..."

"Red and gold color, luxurious and elegant, first-class aesthetics. Just like a limited edition sports car, you know, just as cool as a limited edition sports car!"

Blah blah blah, Tony said a lot of things that were incomprehensible. In short, he was just bragging about the excellence of his steel suit, which was not comparable to the low-tech Osborn Group.

"I can give you a set as a thank you gift. How about it? I, Tony Stark, am also a person who repays kindness!"

Tony's eyes dodge and he feels a little weak inside. He tries to explain and prays in his heart.

He was not made into a steel suit Mark III at all. He came here specially to show off and took care of Rorschach by the way.

Who is Tony? He has always communicated with popular goddesses late at night. How can he bear the woman he loves being hugged by other men...

Well, Mark III seems to be unable to defeat Rorschach.

What I just thought was all bullshit, but in fact it's not at all, not at all.

He, Tony, is here to give a gift, yes, Iron Suit Mark III, how about it, not bad?

"Oh, red and gold color scheme, red is the main color, just a little bit of gold is enough. Nowadays, there are big chunks of gold. It's too earthy. It makes you look like a nouveau riche, and he prides himself on having first-rate aesthetics..."

Rorschach smiled coldly and flipped the Iron Man mask to the right. Sparks flew out and almost broke.

"That's it? I haven't exerted my strength yet. The steel suit is useless!"

The ink-stained hood and the cow charm are not blessed!

"Wait, Jarvis, Jarvis, my Jarvis..."

The blue light of the mask went out, and Jarvis also died due to the malfunction of the mask.

"Rorschach, I don't mean anything. I just want to ask, what does 'if you want to wear the crown, you must bear the weight' mean?"

"A super genius, a doctoral student who skipped a grade to complete his studies, that's it?"

Rorschach stared at Tony lying on the ground with a helpless expression and said disdainfully.

"There seems to be something wrong with the Iron Suit. I can't fly back by myself, and I didn't bring any money with me."

Tony tried hard to squeeze out tears, pretended to be embarrassed, and said pitifully,

"Rorschach, can you lend me some money and let me take a taxi..."

"Ha, billionaire, what a billionaire!"

Not missing an opportunity to ridicule, Luo Xia then got excited,

"I just happened to earn $[-] from Pepper in the afternoon. It was her savings that she had worked hard to save for many years."

"Rorschach, you idiot!"

At the mention of Pepper, Tony was furious. He couldn't control his brain and not think about the image of Rorschach hugging Pepper. His body kept exerting force and wanted to stand up and beat Rorschach.

"Wandering to other people's territory, yelling, and trying to hit people. Who is the real bastard?"

Rorschach increased his strength to suppress Tony, preventing Tony from getting up, and spread his legs to step on Tony's hands.

Tai Chi's soft strength removed Tony's brute force, and combined with the physical control skills to drive the small parts of the steel suit, it directly misfired Iron Man's palm cannon.

"Tony, you can't go back on your own, right, so I'll kindly give it to you."

With a slight curl of the corners of his mouth, Rorschach held Tony's face with one hand and lifted him up.

"Remember, Tony, you are not welcome here. Next time, I will write a sign on the door of the store. Tony and dogs are not allowed in. I hope you are literate and a 'super genius' with not enough reading comprehension skills!"

So angry, so angry!

Tony really wanted Jarvis to repair it immediately, put on the second Mark III steel suit, and give Rorschach a hard blow.

But he couldn't do it!

"Rorschach, what are you going to do, what are you going to do?"

"What?"

Rorschach carried Tony out of the antique store, closed the door, smiled slightly at the panicked Tony, and said,

"Tony, of course I'm taking you home!"

The Ox Talisman and the Monkey Talisman have long been in Shadow's belly.

With a thought, Rorschach's shadow transformed into the God of Thunder, Thor, holding the black Thor's hammer, and struck Tony's smart head with a hammer!

Come like a "shooting star" and go like a shooting star.

"I-I will definitely come back!"

Watching the shooting star go away, Luo Xia didn't even think about making a wish.

Tony Stark, you are a fake superhero, why do you say such villainous things?

Back at the antique store, Rorschach found a sign that said "Tony and dogs are not allowed" and hung it on the door of the store.

"Store manager, was that the famous Tony Stark just now?"

Jack Crowley pointed to the store door and asked,

"Why do you feel like a mentally retarded child cosplaying a mecha warrior?"

“Very appropriate description!”

Rorschach clapped his hands and explained for Tony,

"In terms of weapon invention, he is a well-deserved super genius.

However, when God gave him a talent, he also took away another thing from him.

My parents were busy with work and had no discipline since I was a child.He was very rebellious when he was young and talked back to his parents.When he becomes an adult, he has no one to control and behaves wantonly.

Emotional intelligence is only at the level of a rebellious child.

Reasonable!"

"..."

Jessica, Hua Meijuan, and Jack were speechless for a long time, and the image of Stark in their minds collapsed.

Underneath a high-tech children's toy, there is an unshaven, 40-year-old middle-aged man with a pacifier in his mouth. He is hesitant to take care of himself and is still wearing a diaper on his lower body.

The first genius step is to put on diapers!

Well, then I kept saying "surprise" and "surprise"...

Tony, the new image in their minds probably looked like this.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Several people agreed, looked at each other, smiled, and then went about their own business.

Jessica went back to her new room to rest, and there was no need to pack her things.She only had a few changes of clothes. Apart from the ones she wore, the only ones she had were hanging on hangers.

Hua Meijuan and Jack also returned to the second floor to pack their luggage and settle into their new home.

Rorschach put away Detective Ink's clothes and hung them on the hanger next to the gaming chair. He tapped on the computer boredly and created a new form to record the information of all tenants.

The descendant of Hua Mulan in Room 001, Zhi in Room 002, the detective assistant in Room 028, and the cutie in Room 029.

Little cutie, a little dishonest.

One of his arms was broken, and he was still thinking about escaping.It seems that we need to tidy up again.

As for the matter entrusted by Little Pepper, Gwen, that bad guy, and Director George are so competent.

Opening the drawer, Rorschach grabbed three pipes, threw them up, and threw them into Shadow's mouth.