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The magic book he was thinking about was right under his nose. Not only did he not notice it, he also used the rat charm to revive the Holy Lord.

He calls himself an ink detective in vain, as he has no qualities as a detective at all.

Ugh……

With eyes full of resentment, Luo Xia came to the storage room again and stared at the talisman recessed hole left in the bronze wall after the Holy Lord Dragon Plate was removed.

Rorschach couldn't say anything. He could only look at each other and smile with the Holy Master, cover his forehead and install the monkey charm...

"Crack!"

As if some mechanism was turned, the bronze wall slowly deformed.

This time it is different from opening the life-size mirror. Instead of opening it to all sides, it keeps folding inward and back, and finally turns into a bronze treasure box.

The bronze treasure box is locked, and there is a yin-yang magatama in the keyhole?

After silently glancing at the Chinese-English translation ring on his left index finger, Luo Xia turned Tai Chi. A magatama protrusion was aligned with the groove of the bronze treasure box, and he pressed it.

The Chinese-English translation ring is the key to unlocking the bronze treasure box!

I finally got the magic book I dreamed of.

However, the book does not look like a Western magic book at all.

On the contrary, the book looks more like a secret book of martial arts novels.

Blue book cover, unique thread-bound book, golden traditional Chinese characters——

The Seven Chapters of Xuanjun’s Secret Sutra!

Chinese magic book, real or fake?

Luo Xia's horror literature seems to have a Chinese magic book. Rorschach remembers that the title is Xuanzi Qi Oshu.

Xuanzi and Xuanjun, the Seven Mysteries and the Seven Chapters Secret Scripture, the titles of the books are so similar.

Is this magic book a copy of it, or is it another name?

Turning to the first page of Xuanjun's seven chapters and glancing at the preface, Luo Xia shook his head and smiled.

Well, the so-called Chinese is classical Chinese again.And it is even more obscure and difficult to understand than the manuscript written by my uncle Luo Yin that recorded the secrets of the apartment.

Oh my God!

No wonder Uncle Roque can't learn magic.This "Xuanjun Seven Chapters Secret Scripture" made even him, a native Chinese, feel dizzy after reading it.Not to mention, my Chinese uncle Rock who grew up in the United States...

Having always been accustomed to reading simplified Chinese characters, Rorschach felt a little dizzy when looking at traditional Chinese characters, let alone having to put in effort to understand and guess the meaning of classical Chinese.

Fortunately, classical Chinese texts have punctuation marks, otherwise he would have to break up sentences by himself, which would definitely drive Rorschach crazy.

The sentence is broken, either it was done by my uncle Luo Yin, or it was done by the Chinese who used to hold it.

Our motherland is not taken seriously in the Western-dominated world system, and few foreigners spend their energy studying the most difficult foreign language - Chinese.

Rorschach seriously doubts that his Chinese uncle Roark, who grew up in the United States, may only speak Chinese and understand most Chinese characters.It is simply impossible to understand the true meaning of the "Xuanjun Seven Chapters Secret Sutra" written in traditional Chinese.

Otherwise, how could Uncle Roark be just a hunter who exorcises evil spirits, instead of a mage with mysterious powers?

Times are changing and technology is developing.

Luo Xia didn't need to study traditional Chinese by himself. He hung the Holy Lord Dragon Plate back on the bronze wall and returned to his desk on the first floor. He logged into Wuxia, a website where Chinese gathered, and searched word for word while comparing simplified and traditional Chinese.

There is no doubt that the Chinese website Wuxia is also a website, and it was also broken by Tony Stark's sunspots.The comment section, the message section, and the question section are all filled with "kind" greetings to Tony.

Rorschach had no choice but to log into the Marvel account. Tony Stark should be called Tony Shit!

This nickname was a good one, and it immediately received unanimous approval from netizens. They even responded to Luo Xia's questions. Whatever Chinese netizens knew, they told Luo Xia everything.

Thanks to the help of Chinese people in the United States, except for incantations, most of the classical Chinese texts in the book have been identified. They basically come from Taoist classics, not just a single one, but several.

Similar to the Song Dynasty, poets used verses from several Tang Dynasty poets to form new poems. This carrier is called Jiju.

"Xuanjun Seven Chapters Secret Sutra" is a collection of Taoist excerpts, but its content is terrifying and weird!

There is a prologue at the beginning, which highlights the theme of the book.The content is completely in line with Rockefeller's horror literature.What is even more bizarre is that it is excerpted from "Guan Yi Zi" by Taoist Wen Shizhen.

Guan Yizi, whose surname is Yin and whose name is Xi, is the founder of the Louguantai line of Taoism and was once the magistrate of Hangu Pass.I made a building with grass, looked up at the Qianxiang, saw purple air coming from the east, and knew that a saint was coming. Then I met Laozi, welcomed him as his teacher, worshiped the Taoism, and obtained the five thousand words "Tao Te Ching".

The main idea of ​​the prologue is: The great road, that is, knowledge, drives people away.People with clearer eyes, smarter ears, and smarter hearts are more hurt.

It is not people who are pursuing knowledge, nor is it what some geniuses say, knowledge is pursuing them.

Rather, knowledge is driving people away, coldly and ruthlessly, like a hawk chasing a rabbit.

Another example is that heavy clouds cover the sky and the sun, the rivers and lakes are dim, and the fish are at a loss.

Suddenly, I saw the sea waves clear and food moving in front of my eyes. I thought I was lucky and had received a gift from God, so I went to eat, but was caught by someone.

Those who pursue the great road are just like the fish that bites the bait.

Magic is the bait, which is the bait thrown by those high-ranking beings, or the old rulers, old gods, ancient gods, or even outside gods, to lure people to bite.

No wonder, the magicians in Rockefeller's horror literature eventually either went crazy or turned into mythical creatures that were neither human nor ghosts.

No wonder the Supreme Mage Ancient One was reluctant to teach him magic.It turns out that the root cause is here...

Magic is the bait thrown by the evil gods. If you learn their magic, you will be marked by them.

They learn magic and think they are smart and special, but in fact they are just high-quality food selected by the evil gods.

The magic they master is only the tip of the iceberg of the evil gods, an insignificant part.

For a moment, my belief collapsed, I couldn't accept it, I couldn't change it, and I finally went crazy.

Or he fell into the embrace of the evil god and transformed himself into a dependent servant.

The Seventh Chapter of Xuanjun is really not what people should read. Uncle Luo Yin was able to find out what he could use from the magic book full of evil heretics, and he used it to become a mage and plan evil gods...

Just as the Holy Lord said, uncle Luo Yin is not a strong person and is already lawless.

This is just the preface to Xuanjun's seven chapters, which is an excerpt from a Taoist classic and contains less than 200 words.

The contents of its seven chapters.

It took Rorschach a long time to understand the modern resurrection of the dead, the resurrection of the dead in ancient Egypt, and the resurrection of aliens. After the resurrection was successful, those who were irrational became zombies, and those who were rational became zombies.

The seven-star lamp life-extending methods such as using meat mushrooms to prolong life and nourishing one's nature to prolong life are all about heretical techniques of eating, driving away, and raising corpses.

What Rorschach likes to call extraterrestrial demons to resist external demons and heavenly demons is actually summoning a cosmic taxi that looks like a gargoyle, and its name seems to be Bayaki.

What summons a dragon to cause earthquakes and tsunamis is actually the summoning of earth-burrowing demonic insects that have a mutated appearance and resemble a dragon.

The story about the coastal sharks, Kunlun, Shushan and Penglai mountains, reverses time and space, takes elixirs, and the tengu eats the body. In fact, it means taking the elixir, being chased by some kind of hound, and the body is eaten by the hound.

What crosses the gate of heaven and ascends to the heaven of the immortal world.

At the beginning of the ancient times, there was chaos, one of the four evils, Chaos, "Dragon Palace", "Ancestral God Pangu", "Gods of Heaven", "Fairy Beasts", and "Sequence of Heavenly Officials".

Among them, the Dragon Palace, Rorschach thought for a long time before he realized that its location is at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Logically speaking, it should refer to the ancient underwater city of Laleye.The Dragon Palace is R'lyeh, so "dragon" refers to the old ruler Kesong?

Mr. Ke’s appearance is already very clear. He looks like a monster with an octopus head and a bat suit, but there is a hint of an oriental “dragon” in it.Among the mythical creatures that believe in Ke Zong, Hydra is somewhat possible, the Hydra, the nine-headed baby of the dragon clan.

Chapter Seven of Xuanjun, according to Chinese culture, is to first turn yourself into a self-aware zombie, then improve yourself through some secret methods, then seek the heavenly gate to ascend to the immortal world, and finally be promoted to one of the many gods.

It's just that in the human dimension invaded by evil gods, those so-called "gods" are basically evil gods. The difference lies in how "evil" they are.

There are evil gods above, visitors from other dimensions in the middle, and local super villains and criminals below.

In the world of American comics, New York is indeed the center of the world. Rorschach can imagine how troubled the future will be...