my comic life

Ben Parker led his cleaning team and started working in full swing.

Rorschach watched for a while and was very interested in a cleaning tool in their hands.The tool looks like a vacuum cleaner and can suck up dust and small pieces of garbage, as well as sewage.

After thinking about the dark green puddle on the second underground floor, Rorschach did not hesitate to ask Ben Parker for the store, called directly to place an order, and asked the store to deliver it to his door.

Although online shopping was available in the United States at this time, it was not very popular.Unfortunately, the store Ben Parker mentioned does not offer online shopping.

At this moment, Rorschach discovered that the software commonly used before traveling was so important.Maybe, people are just cheap and don't care when they have it. Only when they lose it can they cherish it.

Online shopping software like Taobao, Tmall, and Pinduoduo are gone, and food delivery platforms like Meituan and Ele.me are gone.

If you want to order takeout or something, you need the menu from someone’s store and then call to place the order.

What kind of bullshit life is this?

The chat software is also like a bird.But it is good to see that there is also Twitter, which functions a bit like Weibo.

There are a lot of people using Twitter. Some restaurants announce new dishes on Twitter and promote them online.

Luo Xia searched for some restaurants in Chinatown, and there just happened to be a newly opened beef hotpot. Orders for 4 or more people only cost [-]% off!

New York's Chinatown is right between Hell's Kitchen and Manhattan. Rorschach's apartment and antique store are in Hell's Kitchen, and Wall Street and skyscrapers are in Manhattan.

The apartment and antique store cannot be changed. The reason why uncle Luo Yin bought a skyscraper in Manhattan is probably because Chinatown is right in between.

Ben Parker's gang was busy on the second floor, and Rorschach took time to go to a nearby convenience store and buy up all the chocolate in stock.When he came back, he met the takeaway clerk delivering food again. Rorschach opened the package and devoured the pizza in a few mouthfuls.

Watching the convenience store employees stack several boxes of chocolates and move them back and forth to unload them.I also caught a glimpse of the delivery boy's battery cart, which had half a person's height of pizza to deliver.I went to the second floor to deliver tea to Ben Parker and his gang. I saw everyone rolling up their sleeves and sweating profusely.

Life is not easy!

With the few hard-earned money, in addition to providing food, drinks and toiletries, I also have to pay back the rent and mortgage every month.

Some young people who are preparing to get married have to take wedding matters into consideration.

After getting married, I gave birth to a child who needed support. Occasionally, in the middle of the night, the child would catch a cold and have a fever, so I would rush to the clinic or hospital.

When the children grow up and go to school, they worry about their homework and worry about their poor grades.

The children get into fights and make trouble at school, and they have to go to school to intercede with the principal.

When children graduate and enter the society, they are afraid that they will not be able to find a suitable job.

When your child's career is stable, you can discuss marriage with your girlfriend.They also need to take care of the marriage and arrange the wedding room.

When children have become parents, they have grandchildren, and people are getting old. They think they can retire and enjoy themselves, but they are plagued by diseases.

Either they are seriously ill and cannot be treated, or they die unexpectedly.

The life of an ordinary person is roughly like this.Either I am working hard or I am on a hard road.

Americans are very smart and see clearly that since life is hard work, they should enjoy themselves in time.

As a result, many young people live in a dream, swayed by public opinion, consume in advance, take out loans to enjoy themselves, until they are unable to repay and lose everything.

Working for capital to repay the loan, he was eventually blown away to the last drop of blood, leaving only a worthless skin, discarded on an unknown street corner...

There won’t be any capitalists who can explode their skins and ashes into value, right?

Is that still human?

That’s right, real capitalists are not human at all. They greedily devour everything, and eventually devour their own lives as well...

And some people enjoy everything in the world and do things that destroy the world, but they think they are protecting the world.

Tony Stark is this type of person.

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he inherited the Stark Group, a leading arms company, and used his genius brain to invent advanced weapons.

Not satisfied with a large order from the military, he also sells weapons to terrorists!

In many terrorist incidents, it was finally discovered that the weapons used by the terrorists came from the Stark Group and Tony's inventions.

Tony Stark first made money from the U.S. government, and then secretly did things that harmed American citizens.

This is not the end!

Tony Stark's private life is chaotic. He has a habit of being the girl on the cover of stamp albums and has one-night stands with many models and female celebrities.

Many of those models and female celebrities have boyfriends. How many people did Tony Stark fall in love with without knowing it?

An anonymous netizen cried on Twitter that his sworn girlfriend accepted his engagement ring and is now his fiancée according to American tradition.But while her fiancée refused him while remaining a virgin, she climbed into Tony's bed for fame and fortune.

If it hadn't been for the news headlines, he wouldn't have known that his fiancée had cheated on him.

It's not enough to make a scandal known to all family and friends. Later, when someone knows that his fiancée is the cover girl, they will know that Tony has slept with his fiancée.

Over the years, Tony has featured more than just his fiancée, and he has included Tony and cover girls who have made headlines.

He wants to warn all netizens: Don't spend a penny for goddesses and idols. They enjoy the support of their fans, treat them aloof, but crawl into the beds of their sponsors.

There are hidden unspoken rules, and fans can still deny to themselves that such a thing did not happen. But when it makes headlines and is well known, how can fans continue to deceive themselves?

Moreover, it is not enough to just play with their goddesses and idols, but they also clearly tell the whole world: those goddesses you cannot reach are just mothers* and* daughters shaking their heads for mercy!

Fake!

The Stark Group is powerful and will definitely use its means to delete this tweet.Netizens who saw this tweet, please retweet it to let more people know.

Let our goddesses wake up and support their fans. These financial backers will only ruin them!

This list is just the ones we know that have made the headlines. How many of those we don’t know are there?

Rorschach knew that Tony was a playboy and had slept with many cover girls and had one-night stands, but he saw someone crying like this on the Internet.

Damn it, the superhero Iron Man is not a human at all!

Speaking of which, in the Iron Man trilogy, the Stark family caused trouble themselves, but it ended up affecting others.Fight for Stark Group and take to the streets of New York.Due to the grudge between the parents, the traffic jam was brutally attacked.Freeing scientists, leading to the kidnapping of the president.

He is really a model of causing trouble for himself and hurting others.

In just half a day, Tony Stark has been vilified on the Internet. Fortunately, he is on vacation in Afghanistan and cannot see the comments on the Internet, otherwise he will suffer from autism and depression every minute.

In the eyes of some fanatical fans, the goddess is their wife, and their hatred for their wives is irreconcilable.

"Humph."

Remember, Tony said some "words" in Avengers [-].We are all adults and must take responsibility for what we say.Although it was not said by the present Tony, it was said by the future Tony.

Netizen Marvel, who did not want to reveal his real name, said, "I, Tony Stark, have decided to abandon business and enter politics. The first decree of the elected president is to restore the right of first night in the middle world of Europe."

Note: The right of first night, the lord of a place has the right to have sex with all local middle and lower class women for the first time.In other words, Tony will have sex with your bride on her wedding night.

One sentence completely ignited the already angry netizens, and the overwhelming abuse spread to the entire Internet.

I don't care if you are a human or a ghost, as long as you scold Tony Stark, we are good friends!

Well, this is comfortable.

Public enemy of the entire internet, Tony!

Old God Rorschach quit Twitter, squinted his eyes, and looked at the computer stock exchange. Arkham Asylum's ticket prices bottomed out, while Stark Group plummeted, and the corners of his mouth turned up.