Promoting Konoha's cup of wine at the Magic College

When it comes to something as novel as a movie, most people in Konoha are relatively confused about it.

——It is said to be an entertainment thing, but what is its use?

Everyone understands that Hitomi Uchiha was the first to establish the agricultural department after returning to Konoha.

Although the ninjas had never farmed or been farmers before, they had never eaten pork and had seen pigs running away. They knew that agriculture existed and that it was very important - after all, no matter how tough a person is, he still had to eat. Well.

However, the newly established publicity department and the entertainment industry under its jurisdiction are somewhat confusing.

There are unwritten rules among ninjas that have been inherited from the Warring States Period, which are the so-called three ninja taboos: alcohol, sex, and luxury.

Old people will tell young ninjas that these three things are not easy to touch, and many excellent and powerful ninjas have died because of addiction to them.

In short, don’t touch entertainment that easily makes people addicted.

Of course, the starting point of Ninja Three Bans is very good, and it had very positive significance in the era of its birth.

After all, during the precarious war period, you might be alive and kicking today, but dead on the battlefield tomorrow. Ninjas at that time generally had strong negative emotions such as confusion, sadness, pain, etc.

In this gloomy and depressed mood, most ninjas who could earn large sums of money through missions either chose to numb themselves in alcohol, or spent large sums of money to indulge in love and lust in the flower street, or fell into gambling. Self-extrication...the fall is quite rapid.

It was in this situation that the Three Ninja Bans appeared.

The Three Ninja Taboos later developed to focus more on abstinence and were taboo on things of an entertainment nature, so I didn't quite understand Hitomi Uchiha's move to add entertainment projects like movies.

If entertainment is something that everyone can indulge in privately, without completely banning it, how can it be brought to the table and relevant departments be established?

Is it to encourage everyone to have fun and neglect their duties?

The heads of the major ninja clans were puzzled and simply maintained a wait-and-see attitude towards this matter.

You must know that other ninja villages are still training ninjas desperately at this time, and they wish that their ninjas would put all their time and focus on training to improve the strength of the ninja villages. How can Konoha indulge in entertainment? Among them!

But Hitomi, who has experienced modern society, has her own opinions.

Even if there is a saying about abstinence, it actually cannot stop most ninjas from having fun in these three taboos. Even the more they know that they are taboos, the more alluring these things are.

For example, Hitomi knew that Hashirama and Madara would often drink. As the God of Ninja, Hashirama was quite addicted to gambling (including Hitomi herself who would occasionally gamble for fun)... Every day, the village izakaya and casinos were almost overcrowded. .

——As for sex, although there is no flower street in the village, Yoshiwara Yoshihara, a flower street with a prosperous business in the Land of Fire, has no contribution from ninjas at all...

Well, after much thought, Hitomi found out that among the ninjas she knew, only Uncle Tobirama did not do these three things at all - this was also due to his hobby of invention and creation. If you have something you love, it will not be easy for him to be obsessed with it. lure.

It is easy to understand that this phenomenon of repeated prohibitions occurs.

Although ninjas make their own tools, in the final analysis, ninjas are still human beings, not tools without ideas. In a precarious and harsh living environment, everyone needs to use straightforward and easy-to-obtain happiness to gain psychological comfort and happiness.

This is why even with the three ninja bans, it still cannot prevent everyone from having fun: it is very difficult to expect changes in personal consciousness without changing the overall environment.

In the transition to today's peaceful period, no new entertainment methods have emerged, and these entertainment methods have been inherited.

Generally speaking, the current entertainment facilities are relatively scarce. The aristocrats who live well-off can still engage in elegant hobbies such as playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, playing with antiques, and chanting Japanese songs in their spare time. The entertainment of the lower-class commoners and ninjas who have little culture and extra money Most of them indulge in the whirlpool of drinking, sex and gambling.

It is completely impossible to ban things. After all, human nature is to pursue happiness.

Blocking is worse than opening up. When the economy reaches a certain stage of development, relatively

Guan’s entertainment methods are also indispensable. Instead of engaging in drunkenness and gambling that is harmful to the body and ruins the money, it is better to find more positive ways of entertainment.

Movies are so good. They can not only entertain and relax the body and mind, but also educate in a relaxed and pleasant way. Through the form of film and television entertainment, private goods can be included to export some ideas.

Once the industry reaches a certain scale, it can also absorb a lot of employees and reduce the unemployment rate in the village. It is a very good economic growth point!

Yes, Hitomi mainly needs to consider that the current economic structure of Konoha is too single.

The economic behavior of simply relying on ninjas to get rewards for doing tasks is too dependent on the nobility and the risk is very high. It is better to generate more economic income from other aspects, build a healthy and independent economic structure for Konoha, and improve its ability to resist risks.

Having said that, Hitomi sighed and rubbed her forehead with a headache.

Unlike the Ministry of Agriculture, which seemed to be of strategic importance at first glance, with so many job seekers, the propaganda department could hardly recruit a few people at first.

It's probably because the ninjas all hold the negative view that the entertainment industry is a waste of time and they can't stand on the stage. They think it's not honorable to openly engage in entertainment-related industries.

Especially for some families with a strong feudal atmosphere, even if someone in the family wants to engage in this industry, they must first look at the face of their family leader.

At present, although the families in Konoha have not publicly expressed their opposition, no one has publicly supported it. They are in a wait-and-see attitude. Naturally, the ninjas below do not dare to take action easily.

After all, there is no precedent for ninjas taking the initiative to engage in a novel entertainment industry such as movies. They don't know what is going on, and they are worried that excessive entertainment will make the ninjas relax.

Everyone is very cautious and will not take action easily without seeing the benefits.

There was no other way, Hitomi Uchiha had no choice but to set an example, first recruiting some people from the Uchiha clan with the authority of the Uchiha clan leader, and then recruiting some people from the Senju after discussing with his father Hashirama.

"But it's not a big problem." Gojo Satoru turned his pen and winked softly at Hitomi with a smile on his lips, "I have to say that people from the Senju and Uchiha clans are very suitable for this profession. Out of ten, talents are more valuable than others!"

This is not exactly what Gojo Satoru said to comfort Hitomi Uchiha.

Ninjas are almost all natural actors and do not need too much training in acting - after all, acting is indispensable when using transformation techniques to engage in intelligence operations, and Uchiha, who has the Sharingan, is very good at imitation.

Gojo Satoru showed them the film resources brought by modern society, and they were able to imitate the behavior of the characters in the play to a 70-80% resemblance. It can be said that they don’t have to worry too much about their acting skills.

Not to mention martial arts, ninjas do not need long training and practice to shoot fighting scenes like modern actors, or use stand-ins to increase the workload of others. Physical skills are their bread and butter, and they can produce exciting action scenes without martial arts instruction.

As for the operations of photography and editing, they only need to use the Sharingan to watch and copy them once, and with simple theoretical basics, these Uchiha people got started very quickly. Soon Gojo Satoru cultivated a barely passable film team. .

The abundant chakra of the Senjus is also very suitable for using multiple clone techniques for a long time. With the help of transformation techniques, you can create a mighty group performance team!

Faced with such a vibrant scene where everything is competing, the new director Satoru Gojo felt that he had the advantage and picked up the script on the table with great ambition.

It’s decided that for the first movie, I’ll choose a love theme that everyone likes to see!

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Compared with others who were reluctantly recruited into the film department, Uchiha Miyuki was one of the few who took the initiative to sign up before the patriarch Hitomi recruited people, and earned himself the title of movie heroine through his outstanding performance. s position.

As an iron-blooded Uchiha, Mitsuki has an out-and-out admiration for the strong. She is eager to follow the steps of the strong to change an era and make a career - although Mitsuki does not have any talent in being a ninja, and Ninja is a very talented profession.

People often comfort Uchiha Mitsuki, who cannot be among the first-class ninjas even if she works very hard: Girls, you don’t need to be so harsh on yourself. If that doesn't work out, she can marry a powerful ninja and give birth to a beautiful girl.

Endowed with excellent bloodline, let the child fulfill her wishes.

But Mitsuki Uchiha hated the idea.

She wants to do something because she wants to pass it on to the next generation - even if her future children really achieve it - so what, who will think that the child's achievements are her achievements?

Mi Yue is not willing to live her life in mediocrity. She wants to make a contribution through her own efforts and make everyone proud of her.

In fact, Mitsuki didn't like the ninja profession that much, but she was born in Uchiha. It seemed that the only way she could make everyone proud was to be a ninja, otherwise she would be unknown in the logistics, just waiting to get married and have children.

Mi Yue can't become a top ninja, but she can't go back to the ordinary life of getting married and having children.

The cruel reality made Miyue confused and painful for a time. Perhaps she was destined to be inactive and anonymous in her life.

Mi Yue longed for her clan leader - such a beautiful and powerful ninja, who was destined to leave a brilliant mark in the ninja world, and let the world praise her name with awe and admiration.

She is eager to follow such a strong man and hopes to make a career under his leadership.

Since it was the powerful clan leader who provided a new career direction, Mitsuki would of course choose to give it a try - at this point, the ambitious Mitsuki Uchiha was able to put aside the prejudices of ordinary ninjas against the entertainment industry and make a decision. Determined to devote himself to it and make a career.

...Although the male protagonist finally decided to be a Senju ninja, for the sake of the clan leader and the great cause, Uchiha Miyuki felt that he was not intolerable.

Of course, deliberately setting the male and female protagonists as Senju and Uchiha respectively was a decision jointly made by Hitomi and Gojo Satoru.

The intention is quite obvious: although modern movies pay more attention to commerciality and emphasize their entertainment function, in fact, it is easy for everyone to understand that the educational effect of movies is also very powerful.

Movies can not only tell good stories, but also express emotions and thoughts through storylines and various characters, arouse the audience's resonance and thinking, formally and call for solving certain social problems, change people's thinking, and promote social progress.

Especially in the ninja world that has not experienced entertainment bombardment, it is no exaggeration to say that what an excellent movie can do is absolutely beyond imagination.

As the first film, Hitomi Uchiha felt that it could be used to film stories between different ethnic groups, deepen understanding of each other, and promote harmonious coexistence among everyone.

——Based on this, Hitomi Uchiha’s suggestion is to make a film about Konoha friendship based on Hashirama and Madara, praising the greatness of friendship.

Unfortunately, he was opposed by his best friend Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru laid out the facts and even compared various data from the world of magic to prove to Hitomi Uchiha that love movies have a wider audience and have greater influence than friendship movies.

And crazy hints to Hitomi Uchiha that love and friendship are different, and love is what everyone likes to hear the most!

Well, Hitomi was convinced.

She suddenly realized it, and she looked as if she had understood the true meaning of love.

"As expected of my best friend, you are right!"

Gojo Satoru, who was issued a best friend card again: "..."

Of course, another consideration when choosing to film a love story is the ease of filming. In the 21st century cursed world, there are many love movie templates to choose from.

The story of two people who are enemies but fall in love with each other unexpectedly is an overused theme in modern movies. There is no other reason than that the dramatic conflict is high, the sexual tension is strong, and the audience likes to watch beauty and rape.

Typical Romeo and Juliet movie.

Of course, localization changes still need to be made to adapt to the tastes of the ninja world.

Therefore, the protagonists naturally became Senju and Uchiha, a pair of well-known old enemies in the ninja world. Of course, the actors were also selected from these two families to enhance the audience's sense of immersion and create a topic.

The publicity stunts will be ready by then: Surprise! The secret love affair between the Senju, the sworn enemy of the ninja world, and the Uchiha clan!

Let’s play some literature about the red-eyed (Sharingan) pinching (fighting) and killing (the really fatal kind) that shocked the entire ninja world. It’s a top-notch movie.

The biggest problem was filming. From the beginning, I couldn't find Senju and Uchiha who were willing to play the roles.

It was not easy later

With Uchiha Yazuki and Senju Isaku willing to play, they were still unable to express the affectionate feeling when they acted opposite each other.

The male protagonist Senju Isaku always cleverly avoids Mitsuki's sight because he has a mental disorder called Sharingan and is unwilling to look directly into Uchiha's eyes.

And the heroine Uchiha Yazuki always looks like a death stare when she looks at Isaku, which really makes people feel psychological shadow.

The great director Gojo Satoru felt that this was not going to work.

He then asked the two of them to imagine each other as someone they could accept.

Mitsuki and Isajiu pondered for a long time and expressed their understanding, and it turned out to be extremely smooth when they started filming again.

Gojo Satoru was very satisfied and thought that he had really taught well. He proudly asked these two outstanding actors Miaozi to talk about their mental journeys in public and share their experiences with other Uchiha Senju actors who were still having troubles.

Senju Isaku was delighted: "Inspired by you, I changed Mitsuki's face to Hitomi-sama - Oh, you may not know, Hitomi-sama is my contemporary, and she is the only Uchiha I am willing to look directly into her eyes. !”

Gojo Satoru's smile collapsed: "Huh?!!"

Good guy, it smells like a fishy cat!

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Miyuki Uchiha was excited: "I thought of the clan leader! Although Hitomi-sama also has Senju blood, I still love her! So when acting, Isaku's face was automatically replaced by the clan leader's face!"

Damn it, so you two are thinking about playing each other as his future wife! And he dared to make such an incredible ntr speech in front of him!

It's against the sky!

Gojo Satoru's eyes widened: "...wait!"

The cat is furious.

Mi Yue didn't listen, and continued to hold her blushing face, immersed in her own imagination: "The patriarch is so kind! Beautiful and powerful. Although I don't like children that much, but if it is the patriarch, I am willing to work with him. She gives birth! Our child must be as strong and beautiful as her..."

???

You, a female lead with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are so outrageous that you are going to the grave of outrageous people - outrageous to death!

Gojo Satoru said with a dark face: "Hey!"

Mi Yue came back to her senses: "Oh, don't get me wrong, I just, just," she wring her fingers shyly, "I just want to make some achievements so that Lady Hitomi can see me, and I want to be friends with her..."

Maomao was furious: "Impossible! Don't think about it! I am her only...best friend!"

The two leading actors, who were frightened by the explosive Maomao director, said tremblingly: "Oh."

Isajiu's face was full of regret, Miyue was still trying to fight to the death: "But, I..."

Gojo Maomao: "Absolutely not!"

"..."

Damn it, is the Konoha Propaganda Department a gathering of sneaky cats? And all of them are claiming to be friends!

Does his friend have some meaning in Konoha that his five cats don't know? !

At this moment, Hitomi Uchiha excitedly pushed in the door and repeated his old trick: "Satoru! I think the next script should be changed to friendship..."

After all, they have already made a love movie first, so they can definitely try to make a friendship movie in the next one!

Gojo Satoru, who had just finished being stimulated: "..."

Close the script with a smile and take a deep breath.

"No, and Hitomi, you can no longer interfere with movie-related matters!"

Hitomi showed a puzzled expression: "Huh? Why?"

Of course it’s because of the outrageous and outrageous cat here!

Gojo Satoru calmly turned sideways to block the sight of Mitsuki and Isaku.

Damn it, this group of sneaky cats even made a NTR declaration in front of him. Gojo Satoru thought that they were really heifers flying on a plane - they were so awesome!