Promoting Konoha's cup of wine at the Magic College

Xia Youjie's breath was almost imperceptibly suffocated. He rolled his eyes and looked at Inoue Meisha beside Hitomi Uchiha. As if waking up from a dream, he realized that there were ordinary people here: "I'm sorry."

The densely packed curse spirits receded like a tide, and the clear and clear moonlight entered the forest with light steps again. The pure silver moonlight illuminated everything in the forest.

The moon seems to be extraordinarily big tonight, and also extraordinarily bright and gentle.

Inoue Mingsha unconsciously clenched Uchiha Hitomi's arm. Although she couldn't see the "cursed spirit" in Gojo Satoru's mouth, the dark and manic aura that filled the sky reminded her of the man who had been chasing and teasing her before. monster.

Hitomi Uchiha noticed Mingsa's fearful mood and calmly held Mingsa's hand back. The warmth and softness in her palm made Mingsa's heart strangely calm.

"Don't be afraid, Jie is also our best friend. He is a very gentle person."

is it?

The man who was particularly scary in Mingsha's eyes jumped down from the invisible monster in the sky and walked straight towards them bathed in the moonlight.

Suddenly, his eyebrows slightly curved, and the eerie aura he had when he first appeared was gone.

"Welcome back, Hitomi."

He stood in front of Hitomi Uchiha, his earrings glinting slightly in the moonlight, his voice was steady and had a magnetic ending, and a gentle smile after a long separation appeared on his lips.

What a tear-jerking reunion scene between old friends!

Hitomi Uchiha also smiled and opened her arms, intending to give him a long-awaited hug.

Just when Hitomi was about to walk towards Xia Youjie, she was alerted by the white-haired cat.

The angry white-haired cat forced himself between Hitomi Uchiha and Xia Youjie, separating the two and abruptly breaking the hug.

"Hey, hey, don't pretend you can't see me, Jay!"

The chicken and the cat did not disturb the classmates' touching reunion at all, and they meowed loudly and confidently.

In short, Gojo Satoru ordered this sword today.

Xia Youjie: "The wind was so loud just now. It seemed like someone was talking. Did you hear it, Tong?"

Hitomi Uchiha, who was forcibly interrupted by the troublesome cat, smiled: "No."

"Hey, no!" Gojo Satoru looked between the two of them in disbelief, "Why are you suddenly ostracizing me? Is this some new type of cold violence? This is cold violence!"

"But why are things like this? How far do you have to push me before you are willing to accept it?!"

The cold moonlight shone down, making this big cat with white fur and blue eyes look pitiful as it suddenly looked up at the sky in artistic melancholy.

"I really envy Satoru that he doesn't have the consciousness of being disliked." Xia Youjie looked at Gojo Satoru who was knocked down and laughed in anger.

He didn't even care about Gojo Satoru and just left him and ran away. He had the nerve to complain to this evil person first.

"Huh? What are you talking about with weird bangs? Who would hate the handsome and cute guy?" Gojo Satoru's melancholic cat look instantly broke, revealing a mean smile.

Xia Youjie punched him expressionlessly: "Haha."

Gojo Satoru didn't dodge. The punch stopped when it got close to him, as if it was blocked by an invisible barrier.

He even casually stuck out his tongue and made a face: "Hey, you can't hit it, can you?" Then he burst out into a series of wild laughter, startling all the birds living around him.

That mean-spirited look was so deserving of a beating that even Hitomi Uchiha, who looked at cats through the filter of a close friend, couldn't help but feel itchy hands, and suddenly understood why the singer-senpai hated the five cats so much.

He looked at Xia Youjie, then Hitomi opened his Sharingan and looked at the sword-selling cat with its tail raised to the sky.

The clear blue eyes of the sky met unexpectedly with the scarlet and coquettish eyes of the curse.

The black magatama turned out a wonderful illusion. Gojo Satoru was startled, and the magic power running on his body also stopped, and he was offline without any lower limit.

Xia Youjie's fist touched Gojo Satoru's face.

Bang!

"It hurts!" Wutiao Maomao covered his face and looked in disbelief.

Two people with the same hatred were heartbroken.

"Hitomi, am I not your best friend?! You just said that we are the best friends!! Why do you do this to me!!"

"Well, maybe I just fell in love with you briefly?" Hitomi Uchiha replied seriously.

"Eh——!!" Five cats screamed, "No!!"

……

…………

So is this a friendship between people with magical powers?

Looking at the three people playing like kindergarten children, Inoue Mingsha, a junior high school student with quite mature thoughts, didn't understand. Mingsha was greatly shocked.

Thank you, these things may be a bit childish for elementary school students, but they are just right for the strongest first-year students at Tokyo Metropolitan Academy of Magic.

In short, the magicians, whose mental age was at most that of a three-year-old child, safely sent Inoue Mingsa home.

Looking at the dim and warm lights in her home, and the clingy little cow cat that had smelled her scent early and ran out to rub her legs and meow, Inoue Meisa suddenly felt a sense of returning to the world.

She felt a little relieved about surviving the disaster, but also felt a little confused and confused.

It was also from this moment that Mingsha felt that she was completely disconnected from that mysterious and unpredictable world with terrifying monsters and people with special superpowers.

The worried mother called out her name in surprise, stumbled towards her, and hugged Mingsha while crying and laughing.

"Where did you go and why did you get so dirty?" her mother asked her.

Mingsha opened her mouth and looked back subconsciously.

She saw that the three people who were noisy behind her just now had no trace. Under the street lights, there were only lonely moths fluttering towards the light.

They had left quietly.

Mingsha was a little sad, but quickly cheered up.

It doesn't matter, she thought, those three people may still be using their powerful and mysterious power to protect the safety of the people around them where she can't see them. Maybe they are still busy saving the world at this time!

At this time, the strongest trio in Mingsha's eyes who are busy saving the world are busy letting food save their stomachs.

This is of course. The stomach of an adolescent boy who exercises a lot every day is a bottomless pit. Moreover, Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie, who are busy exorcising the cursed spirits, haven't had time to eat dinner today.

——I originally planned to go to Komeda Cafe to eat the latest desserts.

Gojo Satoru has thought about drizzling a lot of syrup on mashed potato egg toast, matcha milk ice cream with strawberry jam and coffee jelly, Yokohama whipped cream roll, melon cream cake, well, maybe adding some soft Soft puffs to spice things up...

Gojo Satoru thought like this, observing the surrounding situation with his six eyes as always.

Six Eyes patrolled carelessly, and suddenly captured the energy fluctuations of the long-lost Hitomi Uchiha who set fire to the curse spirit. At that moment, his mind went blank, and when he reacted, he had already teleported.

Hitomi had also eaten yokan before she came back, but this dessert was just a little filling for the girl who consumed a lot of food.

The hungry three people immediately walked towards a nearby izakaya that was still open.

Fried chicken, grilled skewers, fried asparagus skewers, noodle soup chawanmushi, super soft pork cutlet omelette rice, soba noodles...

The can of Coke was pulled open with a "snap", bubbles spurted out, and the cold brown liquid exuded the delicious aroma of explosive heat together with the rich and varied food on the table.

"I'm gonna start now!"

Maybe it was because he had been hungry for a long time, but even Gojo Satoru, who had a picky sweet tooth, found this steaming late-night snack quite delicious.

After a round of delicacies swept across the table, while waiting for the new round of dishes to be served, Xia Youjie asked seemingly unintentionally: "So Hitomi, have you gone back home?"

"Yeah, I saw my parents when I got home."

The younger version didn't know her parents at all, and Uchiha Hitomi, who rested her face on her hands in boredom, answered.

Gojo Satoru turned his head and asked curiously: "Don't all ninjas use modern communication equipment?" Otherwise, Hitomi Uchiha wouldn't be there either.

No news from him for so long.

...In fact, there was no such thing at all. During the Warring States Period, communication basically relied on psychic beasts, but it was impossible for psychic beasts to send messages across the world.

"Yeah." Uchiha Hitomi simply acquiesced to Gojo Satoru's statement.

"So feudal!"

Gojo Satoru frowned, thinking of the Gosan family who seemed to be isolated from the world and whose ideological and moral standards were extremely low.

Come on, it’s a modern society, how can these rotten oranges who are about to be buried still act like they are living in the feudal era, having legitimate sons and daughters, wives and side wives, as if they don’t have access to the Internet?

As long as they can access the Internet, they won't be so feudal.

Even though he grew up in such a rotten and dirty environment, the fresh and refined Gojo Satoru still stubbornly grew up to be a wonderful flower in the filthy and rotten Gosan family.

In fact, when he finally came into contact with outside ideas, the decadent ideas that the Gojo family tried to instill in him from an early age could no longer restrain him.

But after coming into contact with the online world, Gojo Satoru, who was once addicted to Internet surfing, gradually became integrated with Internet sand sculptures.

In addition, after entering the high school, Gojo Satoru completely got rid of the control of the old antiques at home. All of them at the same time were talented and well-spoken. He loved being here.

The extremely happy Rokugan also transformed from the indifferent and arrogant Son of God who ran all the way in unpredictable directions, completely letting himself go, and now looks like a chicken and a cat that makes the five elders have heart attacks even if they look at him even more.

Remembering that he had vowed to let Hitomi experience the beauty of high school life, the cock-breaking cat looked at Hitomi Uchiha eagerly: "Hitomi, do you want to do something exciting and fun?"

The new takoyaki arrived. Hitomi picked up a round takoyaki ball and looked at Gojo Satoru with bright eyes: "Are you inviting me to fight together? I happened to learn a new ninjutsu when I got home. !”

"……Nah."

Gojo Maomao sneakily approached Hitomi, lowering his head to reveal his overly beautiful eyes under his sunglasses. Just as he was about to reveal his genius prank idea, he found that his cell phone was vibrating crazily with a loud ringtone.

He took his cell phone out of his pocket and saw that the call was from Mr. Noctua.

Oops.

Looking at each other with Xia Youjie, Gojo Satoru asked solemnly: "Jie, there should be nothing wrong with our mission this time, and we have communicated well with the auxiliary supervisor, right?"

Thinking of the two people's wild methods of exorcising curse spirits, Xia Youjie also recalled it seriously and replied cautiously: "There is nothing wrong, we are quite restrained this time."

Although the three curse spirits were a bit cunning and took them a little more time, overall, the mission site was still intact, and no building facilities were harmed during the entire process. It was perfect.

Gojo Satoru touched his chin and thought for a while: "Yes, we are the strongest, how can we make mistakes!"

After saying that, he answered the phone confidently.

"Gojo, is there anyone around you? Xia You is beside you, right?"

The voice of Noctua Zhengdao on the phone was very calm.

Gojo Satoru turned around and looked around. There were not many people in the remote izakaya in the middle of the night. In addition, due to Ritsu's sense of distance and social fear, they were all sitting far apart from each other, wishing that they and others were nothing.

This izakaya also thoughtfully added some barriers between seats, so that after this modification, people on other seats are basically invisible.

"There's no one around. By the way, Jay is sitting next to me right now." Gojo Satoru replied carelessly.

"Very well, please turn on the phone. I have something to tell you two."

"Ok, no problem."

Gojo Satoru pressed the release button unsuspectingly.

"Gojo Satoru! Xia Youjie! How many times have I told you, but you still won't let go!!"

Noctua's roaring voice confused the two confident DKs. After looking at each other for a while, Gojo Satoru blinked: "Hahaha, I just said we seem to have forgotten something!"

It's good that they can consider not damaging the surrounding buildings when they take action. They don't think about releasing accounts. This should be auxiliary supervision.

live.

——Ahem, I forgot that they have gone too far in smashing oranges these days. The superiors dare not send auxiliary supervisors to go with them, and naturally no one will give them any credit.

Apparently Noctua Zhengdao also thought of this. He took a deep breath and told himself not to be angry about these two problem children anymore. The world is not worth it.

Moreover, the first-year students of Tokyo High School have been in a bad mood recently due to the disappearance of Hitomi Uchiha. As a teacher, Noctua can only hold his nose and clean up the mess for them.

"Forget it, now that it has happened, there is nothing we can do about it. Anyway, this matter is over. I will find a way to cover you."

Noctua's voice revealed a hint of exhaustion.

"Listen, I'll send you the location soon. The window has observed the curse spirit again in Nagoya. The only curse masters there currently are you. You and Xia You rush over to deal with it. Remember, don't forget to put down the account this time! "

Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru naturally agreed, and after hanging up the phone, they both showed smiles of escape.

Uchiha Hitomi tilted her head when she saw this: "Isn't it usually the assistant supervisor who releases accounts?"

Strictly speaking, Hitomi Uchiha's power system has nothing to do with magic power, and she is not a magician. Therefore, she will not release accounts at all, and usually assists the supervisor to assume this responsibility.

But even if she doesn't release the account, it won't have any impact on her. Ordinary people only need to throw a simple illusion from her and they won't know anything. Even if they see the memory, it can be easily tampered with by her. It's much more convenient and trouble-free than the account.

"The auxiliary supervisor didn't come with me because he had something to do."

Xia Youjie took a sip of Coke and brushed it off in an understatement.

Hitomi Uchiha nodded, not doubting that he was there.

Gojo Satoru clicked on the positioning message sent by Noctua Masami, and Xia Youjie also came over to take a look.

"Wow, they are two different places, quite far apart. Save some time, let's split up into two groups! Tell the boss that the barbecue we ordered will be served when we come back."

Liuyan, who claimed to be the strongest, said vigorously. He looked at the mission levels and found that they were all simple first-level curse spirits. He had exorcised not only thousands but tens of thousands of such curse spirits, and he could handle them very quickly.

"Let's see who's faster, Jay?"

The cock-breaking cat grabbed Hitomi Uchiha's arm, smiled arrogantly and disappeared in front of Xia Youjie.

Xiayou, who was left alone, had a hard fist. She just wanted to wait for Gojo Satoru to come back and give him two punches.

Chicken Breaking Cat's only conscience is that he chose the one with the farthest mission location and the most difficult mission.

Hitomi Uchiha has no objection to going on missions with Gojo Satoru. Rather, as a fighting madman, she has always been very active in exorcising cursed spirits.

"What did the window say?"

The building in front of them was in disrepair and no one had lived in it for a long time. The paint-patched walls were covered with damp moss, and the walls were crumbling and looked like they were about to collapse at any time.

"Chuang said that he had observed a first-level curse spirit, and that this curse spirit had caused vicious murders. There were three pairs of victims, all of whom came to explore the haunted house. The official claimed that it was a love killing."

Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses and observed the flow of curse power in the building with his six eyes, thoughtfully.

"Are they all lovers?"

Hitomi Uchiha also began to analyze the information, secretly wondering if it was the same curse spirit that she and Xia Youjie exorcised, a romance-related curse spirit.

Obviously she rarely encounters love spirits when she goes on missions alone, but for some reason she easily encounters such evil spirits when she goes on missions with two DKs.

Gojo Satoru on the side quickly came up with the answer through the observation of the six eyes: "Well, the window got the information wrong. There are clearly two first-level curse spirits here!"

But it doesn't matter, because they are all weak.

Six Eyes thought casually.

The two people quickly walked deeper into the building,

However, the overconfident DK soon paid a heavy price for coveting this cursed spirit.

The curse spirit, which is like mist, is swirling in the closed space, as elusive and unpredictable as the illusory love.

Ah, yes, it is

It is a curse spirit born from love and resentment.

Since ancient times, love, humanity, and war have been eternal themes in human literature, and the number and types of curse spirits born from them are countless.

The brother curse spirit born from love together with it is very similar to it, but completely different.

But they both hate those annoying human lovers equally.

Before this building was abandoned, the people living here had staged many love stories of joys and sorrows.

Under dimly lit buildings, in dark and secluded stairwells, and in secret rooms, you can see these human lovers gnawing around like zombies, eating each other's saliva like crazy.

Then she cried and swore to the other person that she would love the other person forever until death, that she would go through fire and water for the other person, and that she would not be afraid even if she went through mountains of swords and seas of fire...

Each sweet word was more touching than the last, each oath of love was more sincere than the last, and when they finally broke up, they all put on ugly faces, wishing they could cut each other into pieces and laugh to death.

They were born out of these broken loves.

Soon after, the building was abandoned due to frequent supernatural incidents and suicide cases.

However, humans are really too stupid creatures. At first, because of the supernatural events, they fled the building in fear to save their lives. However, there were also curious humans who came to explore and risk their lives because of the rumors of supernatural events here.

Many of them are lovers. Ah, indeed, lovers are the stupidest among human beings.

It seems like there is another couple today.

The man was tall and wearing a pair of opaque sunglasses. He looked like a blind man. It was a pity for the pretty girl next to him.

The mist-like body of the curse spirit gradually filled the air, and the spell was activated silently.

It thought to itself, let me see how your relationship is!

It is best to be as rich as a long-lasting wine, as turbulent as the sea under a storm, as lingering as a dancing butterfly.

In this way, the effect of its spell will be better, and the final outcome will be more exciting.

Since you are willing to say that you would rather die for the other person, then you should really die together!

This is perfect love, isn't it?

Ahhh, how wonderful, how sweet!

When Gojo Satoru realized something was wrong, he had already been affected by the spell's effect.

It would be better to say that this is difficult to avoid. The air with a little mist will produce a wonderful magical reaction as long as it is inhaled into the lungs. The specific manifestation is that the brain that was originally running well suddenly becomes a mess.

The love spell and spiritual aura of love comes to you.

Note: The more you are in love with dokidoki, the deeper the influence of this technique will be. Falling in love will make a person's IQ negative.

Under the influence of the magic spell, Liu Yan felt that his smart little head had never been so inefficient.

This magic spell is a bit interesting, and should be absorbed by Pokémon Master Jie, Gojo Satoru thought in confusion.

Hitomi Uchiha noticed the abnormality of Gojo Satoru, and her whole body suddenly became alert. A small skull-shaped Susana rose up from the ground, wrapping her and Gojo Satoru in layers, guarding against attacks coming from nowhere.

The curse spirit wandered leisurely, overlooking the couple from above.

Oh, they are actually a couple of magicians, how rare it is.

This defense looks quite strong, but it is useless, because no matter how strong or indestructible the copper wall is, it cannot stop the arrival of love!

The curse spirit proudly continued to activate the second layer of spell effects.

Love spell magic formula·The indispensable oath of eternal love.

This is a compulsory skill for every couple. These sticky love words cannot escape the topic of life and death, but once you say them, remember to implement them!

Its brother, the cursed spirit, emerged from the mottled dark corners and stared at the dog men and women in Susano with malice invisibly. If eyes could kill, it would have killed them all.

它

The most annoying and annoying human beings who don’t keep their promises.

But it doesn't matter, the promises made by hypocritical humans will be enforced by it.

I think of that couple in the past where the man promised to swallow a thousand needles for lying. In the end, his stomach was pierced by dense long needles and turned into a hedgehog. How wonderful!

The previous couple said that as long as they were with each other, they would not be afraid of swords, mountains, and seas of fire. However, they were so frightened when they actually experienced the mountains of swords and seas of swords promised by the magic!

Human beings are really strange. I have obviously fulfilled your oath, right? Why show such an ugly posture of fear?

Then, let me see what kind of sweet vows you will make to eternal life, and let my magic come true for you one by one!

The Oath Curse thought maliciously.

Inside the silver-white Susano.

Hitomi Uchiha was very sad looking at Gojo Satoru, who seemed to have suddenly turned into a mentally retarded child, and Gojo Satoru was still blinking at her with his shining eyes in the sky.

Hitomi looked at the retarded cat worriedly, wondering why the spell effect of the curse spirit would cause Gojo Satoru to be in this situation, but she was fine.

This situation is temporary. Finding the curse spirit and removing it should eliminate the effect of the spell.

Hitomi Uchiha calmed down, opened his Sharingan, and wanted to explore the situation and analyze the battle, but was interrupted again and again by the entangled older mentally retarded children around him.

The mentally retarded cat opened its beautiful big eyes and rubbed around her in a daze. Uchiha Hitomi could only focus all its attention on him, otherwise the cat would roll around and make endless noises. .

When Uchiha Hitomi noticed the second wave of the spell penetrating Susana, she was surprised to find that she was still not affected by the spell, but the mentally retarded cat seemed to have regained some consciousness, looking at her with bright eyes, and could even speak. Speak——

Before Uchiha could breathe a sigh of relief, she noticed that her lovely best friend Gojo was looking at Uchiha Hitomi affectionately, and her voice was low and magnetic.

"Are you tired?"

"Are you looking down on me, with this little amount of exercise?"

The steely Uchiha girl glared at Gojo Satoru, extremely dissatisfied with the fact that her strength was underestimated.

"But you've been running in my heart all day, aren't you tired, Bao?"

???

Hitomi Uchiha: "..." She was greatly shocked.

The vow spirits and love spell spirits outside are eager to try:? ? ?

What kind of ghost is this man talking about? This way, it is impossible to meet the conditions for the activation of the spell and trigger the punishment effect, okay?

"The effect of your spell has weakened?" Oath Curse Spirit asked.

"Impossible! I'll try again!" the love spell spirit replied.

In the enhanced effect of the spell, five good quotes about cats who love surfing the Internet appear frequently, and earthy love words are randomly picked up.

Gojo Satoru complained loudly: "You are too rude, how could you break into my heart without saying hello!"

Hitomi Uchiha: "..." Subway, old man, mobile phone.

Gojo Satoru was heartbroken: "Why did you want to harm me?"

Hitomi Uchiha: "Huh?"

Wutiao Maomao continued, "It makes me like you so much."

Hitomi Uchiha: "...Okay."

Uchiha Hitomi finally figured out that all this was caused by the love spell. Hey, damn the curse spirit, please return her pure and lovely best friend and their sincere friendship that can be learned from heaven and earth!

But the love spell spirit outside is even more broken than Hitomi Uchiha.

How can it be!

How could this be?

How could its good oath of love spell become like this? Don't slander it!

Will this idiot with sunglasses ever seriously fall in love and swear? He is poisonous!