Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Big Sam taught him, don't make hasty decisions, find the captain if you have difficulty!This kind of more personal topic is not easy to discuss with Samba. Leander thought about it and called Ronaldo. Ronaldo actually wanted to laugh, but he held back. He wanted to know what Leander was going to do?

"Male god, you have been popular for so many years, haven't you encountered similar things?"

"A female star often praises me as an electric motor, saying that I am very capable, and she wants to die... In fact, I have never met half of the people here, and I have never met or dated them."

Leander frowned and muttered, "This is different! If they praise me, I'll admit it! This is obviously black! Premeditated black!"

Ronaldo persuaded him that it's normal for public figures to encounter such things, just ignore it, and the clown will not be around for long, Leander disagrees!He is usually very talkative, and he will explode when it comes to two points: the first is the issue of money, and the second is male dignity.There are two types of masculine dignity, one is the ability in that aspect, and the other is combat effectiveness. If you dare to call him a waste in person, you will either see him in the hospital or see you in heaven.He was said to have sexual dysfunction and could calmly call for help, but he has already restrained himself very much.

"..."

Cristiano Ronaldo really has no experience in this area. Don't be afraid to say that he has been a little more peaceful in the past three months. One of them is the intensive schedule. The other is that Irina and Dolores are fighting in the ring. He was annoyed for a long time and broke up. He fell into another vortex, and now his appetite is adjusted by Leander, so that he can't eat... He somehow settled down, and now he can't even get excited when you ask him out to fool around, it was still absurd before.

Only after he has a sweetheart will he be annoyed that he is too messy. These glorious pasts are not worth showing off at all. It is precisely because of this paragraph that the media will never question his ability, because there is no way to question it.

He was still in a daze, and Leander thought of a bad idea: "Do you think I should hire a female celebrity to praise myself?"

At first, Ronaldo didn't understand what he meant, but after understanding, he was terrified!

"Save yourself!"

What should I do?

It’s obviously not good to shoot commercials. No matter how big the inside of the underwear is, it doesn’t mean it’s really good. Maybe it’s an armed hot dog?

Want to live jerk off?This is not good! ! !

"Otherwise I'm going to get a girlfriend? Having a girlfriend can prove it for me!" Leander suddenly thought of this, and said it casually. He didn't think it was too scary, but it frightened Ronaldo. After drinking a cup of hot water, he shook his hand and threw the cup on the carpet. He didn't bother to squat down to pick it up, and sat down on the sofa with his fists clenched.

"Jorge will find a way, don't do unnecessary things!"

"But..." Leander wanted to explain, when he heard footsteps beside him, Andy Gray and Richard Keith walked over while chatting, he turned sideways and nodded, letting the other party notice that he was talking on the phone , and then left with an apologetic expression on his face, making sure that no one around heard him, Leander wanted to continue, and Ronaldo's suppressed slightly deep voice came from the receiver.

"People question that you don't have a girlfriend, and you go find it right away. Not only can this not be whitewashed, but it is trying to cover it up."

"Public figures have to face these things, so don't worry too much about it. Besides, pursuing a female celebrity is very expensive. You have to go to a high-end restaurant on a date, and you have to go to see her when you have time. You have to give gifts when you meet, and you have to give gifts when you don't have time." , I have to make phone calls to chat with each other, and I often have to make reservations to watch movies and listen to operas, and I have to choose expensive gifts.

Is there any ultimate move?

Leander was still hesitating, but when Ronaldo said this, he was completely discouraged!

Liandel made a calculation in his mind, and there was only one conclusion: it would be better to masturbate than to have a girlfriend.

What he meant by this possibility was a strategic cooperation, the other party could use him to speculate on his status, and it would be convenient for him to prove himself... Now it seems that this proposal is a bit hasty!It's fine if you marry a wife, but it's not appropriate to pay such a big price for such a small purpose! ! !

Leander really thanks Ronaldo for using the most correct method to dissuade him before he was stupid!After thanking you, he thought of another question: "I read on the Internet that you have a lot of experience? Have you had many girlfriends?"

Ronaldo originally wanted to explain the truth to him, but the topic suddenly changed, which caught people off guard!

Thanks to Leander's tone of pure curiosity, otherwise he would have thought too much!

At this time, you can't talk nonsense, at least you can't give the other party a *impressive impression. Ronaldo typed the script several times in his heart and pretended to be calm: "I was just famous before, and I was very impetuous. I never considered practicality when I bought things. , As long as you have a big name, the same goes for having a girlfriend. Usually teammates like to talk about these topics, and it would be embarrassing not to have a girlfriend, so..."

It is absurd to recall his absurd past in front of his sweetheart who has not yet caught up. Ronaldo is still hesitating how to word it to appear decent. Obviously, his focus is not the same as that of Leander. What Papa Long cares about is the expenses and daily life after getting a girlfriend.

"Do you give your girlfriend something every week? Eat together? Shop together? Every time?"

"Yes……"

"qaq!!!"

"Male god, what do you think of me! Although the gender is wrong! But I am very sincere! I am also a big name! You think about me!"

Ronaldo really didn't react. He heard Leander say in a trance: "Although you broke up last month, you must be very sad now, but you must consider me first if you want to have a girlfriend! We don't have to eat and go shopping together. It can be discounted, just give me a gift every week is enough ︿(￣︶￣)︿”

"..."

Although he understood every word, Ronaldo really didn't react, and it took more than ten seconds for him to react.

Σ(°△°)︴

etc!It seems to have heard some great words!

"What did you say? Say it again?"

"I said male god, do you lack a girlfriend?"

Ronaldo leaned on the back of the sofa and looked at the overhead lights. His mouth was already smiling, very shallow, but he was smiling: "So what if it's missing, so what if it's not missing?"

"If there is no shortage, I will line up. If there is a shortage, can I be given priority? Although my gender does not meet the requirements, I can do anything my girlfriend can do!" As long as the treatment is in place, everything can be discussed!

"Oh that's fine."

Leander didn't notice that the other side had already answered, he was still bragging: "I'm serious, you see I'm so handsome, fans leave messages every day to give me monkeys! Although the gender is wrong, you can't stab me, you can help Fuck, except that I can't go out hand in hand...wait...wait wait, man god, what did you just say? What did you say?"

Ronaldo laughed directly: "I agree."