Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Cristiano Ronaldo was a little bit bad, he tried hard to recall, and probably knew which time Liandel was talking about.

It was January, the Premier League was unpopular, and La Liga was also extremely exciting. Several major firepowers of Barcelona played a beautiful 4:0 at the same time. That round of Real Madrid was a day late. Before the game, the media praised Messi and gave him The Real Madrid team was under a lot of pressure, and Ronaldo was also a little impetuous. He received a message from Liandel at that juncture, cheering him up.

Regarding questions about off-court events, such as private life, Ronaldo doesn't think too much about it, just say what you say, I pretend I didn't see it.It is unbearable to criticize his ability, hard work, performance on the court, and even say that his private life affects his competitive state.The game that day was against Villarreal at home. Ronaldo adjusted well under the loving care of the young fans. Not only did he wear the cap, but he also gave Kaka an assist. Looking back now, the score was 4:2. The process is indeed a bit tangled.At that time, he felt that Villarreal refused to admit defeat and was tenacious in confrontation. Hearing Leander mention this allusion, he felt a little bit pained.

It was half-time. It stands to reason that the top five Premier League goals or highlights of the first half of the game should be broadcast. Because today's guests are special, Sky Sports banned this segment and focused the camera on Liandel.

Although the revelation was sudden, the director still conveyed instructions to the two commentators through earphones: dig deeper, it is best to have a live performance!

……

Andy Gray was embarrassed, isn't it good?

He wears a noble and elegant three-piece suit and you ask him to perform eating chicken legs?

Richard Keith reacted faster, he shook his head and asked with a smile, "Aren't you kidding me?"

Leander blinked: "I'm serious."

"Just now our staff also went to buy fried chicken legs, why don't we have one on the spot? Let us see the power of fried chicken legs!!"

The speed of saliva secretion has accelerated, and Leander feels hungry when he hears fried chicken legs. Yes... I dare not!"

"C Ronaldo will break up with you because of such a trivial matter? No!"

In front of audiences all over the world, Leander took an attitude. He rejected the temptation of fried chicken legs, and said with a half-smile: "If the experiment fails, it really won't happen! If it succeeds, I'm really worried that the Real Madrid fans will let you down." I will never eat chicken again in my life. Compared with this, breaking up friendship is a trivial matter."

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

[Male god, why are you so smart?Think about the problem so deeply!Male god, do you know that there is a saying "It's better to believe what you have than to believe what you don't have"?Even if you don't perform live, you probably won't be able to eat chicken in the future! ]

[Ask the inner shadow area of ​​Real Madrid fans. ]

[I'm even more curious about C Luo Kaka Shui Master Xiao Ma and theirs, can they be cured? ]

[Break friendship with the circus, let Xixi introduce you to new friends! ]

[Stop dreaming!Gun Gun is a fan of Lord Luo's brain! ]

……

Ronaldo watching the live broadcast in front of the TV is really bad.

What is a breakup or a trivial matter?

Our love is worse than a fried chicken leg Are you kidding me?

At this time, the fresh-keeping box containing the fried chicken legs had already been brought into the live broadcast room, and Andy Gray took it over by himself, and placed it on the arc-shaped table, facing Leander.

When you don't smell the fragrance, you can still refuse with strong willpower. It's all in front of you. Are you stupid if you don't eat it?Leander completely forgot that he was a guest invited by Sky Sports to steal the ratings. He focused on the crisper not far away, wiped his hands with a wet tissue while Andy Gray was talking with Richard Keys, and then He ate calmly.

Richard Keith happened to be talking about those rare things in football. Pele's crow's mouth is very popular. Anyone who doesn't watch football has heard of it. There are other spells that are not known much because of the age. Just summarizing the first half and predicting the second half and the time of nonsense, this topic is quite interesting.The most interesting thing is that Leander doesn't even know what octopus Paul Crowmouth Bailey is. He is more real than a real fan watching the game in front of the TV. He completely forgets that he is a professional player or a guest. He listens while eating. The show was very enjoyable.

Although there is a Pacific Ocean between the fried chicken and the three-piece haute couture suit, probably because I am handsome, I don’t have a strong sense of disobedience. Andy Gray and Richard Keith knew that he was eating, because the earphones They were instructed to chat first and not to pay attention to the fried chicken legs. The reaction of the two was quite natural.

There were three chicken legs in the crisper, which just helped Leander through the intermission. After the last bite, he wiped his hands and asked the staff next to him: "Is there any Coke?"

"..." Andy Gray took a look at the crisper. The chicken bones were piled up neatly in the corner. He ate very cleanly without any shreds of meat left. The two commentators leaned over to look at it. He also beckoned the camera teacher to come and present the contents of the box to the audience at close range.

The TV station was also naughty. They captured the appearance of the fresh-keeping box when it was first served, and made a comparison with it after eating. The last position of the camera was Leander's face. He looked like a suit, with elegant lips and a dignified temperament. ...This guy ate three chicken legs in just a few minutes, and he licked the corners of his mouth and wiped off the oil on his hands very naturally. He asked the staff to send a bottle of Coke, which should be delicious~

The message board is crazy, completely crazy. There are so many people who like to drink beer or Coke, eat chicken and chips and watch football. Female fans specially took photos of their boyfriends sitting cross-legged on the sofa and eating chicken, and posted them, followed by a bunch of them Ahhhhhhhhhh!

They're all human, they're all men, why is there such a big difference?

This is like a Taobao shopkeeper and buyer show!

The staff was really prepared. They quickly took out a brand new bottle of Coke, opened it and handed it over. Liandel smiled and said thank you.He didn't take the opportunity to place an advertisement. After all, this was not his territory, and it was too easy to backfire. He just tried his best to make his movements more handsome, releasing hormones regardless of the cost.

[I just wish the intermission would be longer, and then let me have another shot! ]

[It's finished, please kind-hearted people to contribute their contact information, where are his parents, relatives, classmates and friends? ]

[Parents disappeared in a car accident, and relatives are far away. My classmates and friends said that he didn’t get in touch after the car accident. The phone should have been scrapped on the spot, and it stopped shortly afterwards. After I was able to get off the ground, I probably went to Newcastle to try my luck. I didn’t go back when I was rejected. ...]

[I am a native of Newcastle. Our newspaper interviewed his attending doctor. The car accident was very serious. He was in a deep coma. Although he woke up later, he had memory faults. I selectively forgot many things. The doctor also I don't know what the selection criteria are. ]

[What about school? ]

[The doctor in charge said that after waking up, he could only master the basic life skills. Except for his special concern for football, he was in a mess. He didn't have the ability to go back to school. explain? ]

[The same school and department said that the hospital contacted the school for him, and the school also went to the school. He should have been tested. He did not have the ability to continue studying. Apply to return to school. ]

……

Newcastle University, I didn't expect this funny guy to be a top student!

Those who read the message board while watching the ball were shocked!

Probably because he himself doesn’t remember anything about the school at all, and because he is too topical and can always lead you to strange places, so that the media haven’t dug into the school he attended for so long. experience.There have been some local reports in Newcastle, but the influence is not enough. Compared with this, the most critical question is: [Does don have a girlfriend at school? ]

[You are stupid, if the media can let you go? ]

[If your whole family dies in a serial car accident, won't your girlfriend guard you? ]

[That's it! ! ! Which woman doesn't feel sorry for don when he encountered such a cruel thing?You don't need to ask to know that there is definitely no! ]

[Explore: He has! ]

[Follow the trend and break the news: We only broke up after the car accident, and his ex-girlfriend was also the only person who saw him after the car accident. ]

[Sit firmly and break the news: The relationship is not long, and his girlfriend thinks that he loves himself more than Newcastle. At that time, he was in a deep coma. The doctor said that he might not be able to wake up. He might also be disabled when he woke up, and it might affect that aspect. function, so I was "broken up" and I heard that Don is very innocent, so it was still my first love. ]

What the hell! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You just said this while drinking beer, so scared that Dad sprayed it straight away! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Which girl is so stupid?Wait a few more months and you will be a superstar, and you will let go of the new king of English football! ! ! !Because you might not be able to wake up?Waking up also has a high probability of being disabled?Even affect that aspect of the function?

As far as his ability to absorb money is concerned, it really doesn't matter whether he can do it or not!You can find a little boy! ! !

Ronaldo didn't read the message board, he didn't know about it at all, and because he deliberately didn't mention sad things, they didn't discuss things like car accidents, they usually talked about football and cheered each other up... Ronaldo didn't know there was still In this paragraph, let alone him, Leander himself didn't know, he didn't even know that he had a girlfriend, let alone broke up! ! !

The doctor knew that his girlfriend had been there, but just once, he asked about the situation and left. After I woke up, there were a lot of examinations and treatments. Everyone was too busy to remember such trivial things.

So, Julong's father only knows that "his" parents are dead, and the situation on his father's side is unclear. It seems that he traveled across the ocean alone to make a living abroad; his mother has two relatives, both of whom are not in Newcastle. I don't usually move around.The doctor mentioned the school matter. In his opinion, he can basically drop out of school. It is impossible to get back his professional ability. How can he find the core after changing it?As for former friends or girlfriends, I don’t know at all. Liandel didn’t stay in Newcastle for long after he recovered from his injury. After mastering the most basic life skills, he went to the major teams to try his luck.

Fans know more about the original owner than him!Living in such a daze is also drunk!

Leander didn’t see these revelations on the message board, and neither did Ronaldo, but someone saw it, and they left a message on Facebook to ask if it was true. It happened that Ramos told fans about the “chicken leg curse” Responding, he secretly clicked on Leander's homepage, and then he went to hell.

What about the drumstick discussion?

How not?

Don't fans watch the live broadcast?

What are you talking about, Newcastle University?What ex-girlfriend?

Ramos squatted patiently for a while before he grasped the situation. He stared dumbfounded at Leander's Facebook page, and finally couldn't hold back his call from Ronaldo.

"Robot, you've known Leander for a long time, right?"

"..." Ronaldo didn't quite understand what Ramos meant, he thought for a while and replied, "It's been three months."

"Does he have a girlfriend?"

"..."

Master Shui, did you do it on purpose?Add trouble to Lord Luo? Before Ronaldo answered, Ramos said again: "Has he not had any scandals in the past few months?"

Always feeling that there is a story behind it, Ronaldo glanced at his sweetheart who was too handsome to close his legs on the live broadcast screen, and asked, "What's going on?"

Ramos couldn't hold back, he puffed, and then replied: "Actually, it's nothing. Netizens said that he used to have a girlfriend who broke up after a car accident half a year ago that affected his sexual function. You and him We've known each other for a long time, is it true?"