Absolute Surrender [Football]

I edited a few paragraphs eloquently, and felt that it was a bit imprecise to say so much without formal acquaintance. After deleting, deleting and subtracting, the remaining three sentences were ready to be sent. Only then did Leander realize a serious problem...he doesn't have a rich man's mobile phone Number!

From the current point of view, the only people who can help him are the Blackburn first team and Manchester United. He also heard that Ronaldo transferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid, and Liandel knew who to turn to.He tried his best to recall what Lu Xiaopang said in the dressing room of the visiting team at Old Trafford, and he did report his mobile phone number. After saving the words of comfort to the local tyrant, he edited the message again, entered the number, and confirmed sending.

When he received the message, Rooney was also watching the news. When he heard a text message prompt, he picked up his phone and looked——

"Do you know Cristiano Ronaldo's mobile phone number?"

No normal person would answer this question.Although Rooney's hairline is a bit dangerous, he still has three views and a sound mind, so he threw the phone back on the table and continued to browse the news.

After waiting for several minutes without receiving a reply, Leander sent another message:

"Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? If you don't know, just tell me, don't waste time!"

This one still went nowhere, and the golden dragon was not happy, so he sent the third one with a tiger's face:

"Lu Xiaopang, don't pretend to be dead!! I know you are reading the message!!!"

Ha ha.

This message made Rooney sure and affirmed that this kid is an acquaintance, and more importantly, he dared to call himself a nickname, and he wanted to die! (╰_╯)#

Before Leander went mad, Rooney replied: "Who are you?"

"It's me, it's me, Andel~!"

This name, this tone, this strange number, everything matches.Rooney sneered: "The first time we met, you bought a chicken leg, and the first time you texted me, you gave me a nickname! You also want the robot's mobile phone number... Ha ha! Please beg me, I will consider it !"

Rooney thought he had won, but in fact, he still underestimated Liandel.

"Don't be so stingy, give me the male god's number~!"

Rooney stared: "Why do you call a robot a male god? Are you a fan of that?"

——When he runs, his face becomes red and his neck is thick, he has no taste at all, and his whole body is full of the breath of nouveau riche.

Leander replied very sincerely: "My male god is high in social status, rich, and good in taste...he has advantages all over his body! I want to learn from him! Don't talk nonsense, text messages don't cost money, quickly give the number to I!"

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Grab your phone number, bye bye!

Although the process was a bit tortuous, the mobile phone number was finally obtained smoothly. Leander happily drew out the edited text message from the draft box, pasted it, and confirmed sending.

The male god far away in Madrid was depressed, and he received comfort from a brain-dead fan:

"Male God, you are the best! You are more o(≧v≦)o~ than coal sticks! Don't listen to the media's nonsense!"

The content was very superficial, but with that cute expression, Ronaldo curled his mouth.This is a private number, and not many people know it. After filtering it around, he couldn't think of who sent the message, so he moved his fingers and replied: The media has listed a lot of data to prove that Messi is the strongest. Are these not convincing enough?

After waiting for about 1 minute, the news came again: "Professional players have ups and downs, and short-term data can't explain anything. If the coal ball is the strongest, why doesn't the media call on the team to raise his salary? God, don't be unhappy, you Being unhappy will affect the state of the next round of competition, and their goal has been achieved."

These words are really laymen, but if you think about it carefully, you are wise and foolish.

The most direct indicators to evaluate the ability of a professional player are the worth and weekly salary. If the media thinks that Messi is much better than him, it is time to protest to the club!

The news media is nothing but grass, no matter how badly you play or how poor your form is, you can win if you win.It's ridiculous to pretend to be very professional to analyze the process when you only see the result in your eyes.What's even more ridiculous is that I even forgot that these newspapers exist to clear the way for Barcelona and add obstacles to Real Madrid.

Ronaldo suddenly became happy. It is normal to win or lose in professional football. Isn’t it a big loss? The season is not halfway through yet, so it’s too early to say anything.

Because of these two pieces of information, Leander's phone number was saved in the male god's address book, and the note name is: o(≧v≦)o.Liandel didn't know about this. He only knew that during the interview that day, when he was ridiculed and asked aggressively by the news media, the male god smiled and replied noblely and coldly: "I don't know who is the world The first universe is the strongest, all I know is that I get an annual salary of 1200 million after tax."

What a clever answer!

Seeing this scene, everyone laughed... except the Barcelona mouthpiece and fans.

This kind of feeling is that you want to rush up and hit someone in the face, but before you get there, you fall into the mud. Ronaldo, a donkey with strong limbs and a simple mind, can humorously resolve the difficulties of the media. What a hell!

Leander, who was fortunate enough to see this video, smiled very happily. The male god felt love and care from him, and he was one step closer to the ultimate goal of being friends with local tyrants, cheating, cheating, eating and drinking!

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No. 15 Premier League top ten goals, Liandel has two goals selected.The backcourt dribbled the ball thousands of miles solo and sent the ball into the net pocket by five players in a row. This was ranked fourth among the top ten balls, and the exquisite elevator ball 16 seconds after the start of the second half was ranked first! ! !As for the third and second were taken by Carlos Tevez and Van Persie!

Relying on this, Liandel has another wave of presence. Blackburn coach Allardyce thinks highly of him. He called the blond young man to the office, replayed the game video, and explained in depth the [-] and [-] [-] These two formations analyzed the ability configuration of each Manchester United player, and pointed out to him the shortcomings in the game.

The goal in this game was so beautiful that the media only focused on hyping him with his outstanding appearance and scoring ability. From the end of the game to today, Liandel has only heard praises.Allardyce originally thought that he would be overwhelmed by the public opinion, and would be a little bit flustered and would not listen to good advice, but he was surprised.

Leander's eyes are constantly moving between the screen and the tactical board, and he is very serious.

At that moment, Allardyce felt that this kid would definitely succeed, and that he, who was the first to discover and use him, would also make a big mark on it, and he would never be forgotten by football.

This feeling is great!

Allardyce spent the whole afternoon analyzing the video of the fifteen rounds for him, and then handed him back.In the next few days, Liandel performed more difficult passing and catching exercises, and all other time was spent running with the ball.It is not known how effective this training is, but it looks good from the game.