Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Leander didn't go to college. It should be said that he didn't study at all, so he couldn't understand the professional terms of the team doctor. He probably knew that his claw was broken.Thanks to the afternoon game, the air humidity is not high, and the turf condition of the Villa Park Stadium is much better than that of Blackburn. The players chose relatively mild plastic studs, which would not be directly stuck into the flesh.

However, the plastic spikes also have a disadvantage. They are still stable when stepping on hard grass, but they will slip on the back of the hand... The [-] kg weight is suddenly pressed down and slipped a bit. The picture is so beautiful that the team doctor is about to cry! ! !

It's okay to hurt someone, why is it Leander again!I was hit by Gareth Bale at the beginning of the month, it was on the ankle, and it was not so scary with the socks wrapped. Today, the entire back of the right hand is bruised, because a large piece was rubbed off due to the slippery skin, and the blood did not flow.It is impossible for the team doctors to move large equipment to the playing field, so they can only do a simple treatment and roughly infer the injury based on the appearance.A football player's legs are indeed more important than his hands, and it is lucky that the injury is on the back of his hand, but...his appearance is too shocking.

Leander himself really didn't feel much. According to his usual style, rub it and rub it and everything will be fine. Why do you need to put on such a serious expression?When I was a giant dragon before, I shouldn’t be injured too often because of robbing territory and treasures, especially fighting with my father... I was beaten so many times that I let out more breath and less breath, and a step on my paw counted as an injury?

Now that he has been substituted and he has handed in a fairly good answer sheet, then shut up. I always feel that I will be punished for expressing my true feelings. It would be a tragedy for Big Sam to ask him to write with his left hand in a fit of anger.

Leander is willing to face the Italian mafia/hand/party directly, and is willing to 1v1 with the stadium thugs, but he is afraid of the written review!

People who have studied in college can't understand how difficult it is for the illiterate! ! !

You must speak fluently, express clearly, do not repeat sentences, be full of emotion, and you have to tell where you made a mistake, why you made a mistake, and how to correct it in the future... The last time I was able to hand it in on time, I have to thank the "folk", Leander is wearing Vest went across the country to a certain forum to ask for help, and got a template shared by enthusiastic netizens. He put his own situation into it and almost perfected the content. When writing the conclusion, he shook his hand and wrote: I was wrong!But I don't want to change it!If you have any opinions, you fucking hit me!

... Just because of a cheap hand, he copied it again!

As long as I think about that experience, I feel sad. Leander didn't know that there is such a cruel thing in the world until he was two hundred years old!The level of the Japanese dog almost caught up with his father in another time and space!

In fact, Leander hadn't even finished watching the game, and was sent to the hospital directly. The condition of his right hand was really bad. The doctor frowned like a twist, and read a lot, and finally said something nice: "Being worn The strong man in the sneakers stomped his feet and didn’t cause multiple hand bones to break. It’s already very good. If he doesn’t mess around, he can take care of him for half a month.” A team doctor followed him and had a lot of communication with the hospital. I heard what they said Leander would understand that the next two games would probably be ruined, and the weekly salary is so low that he can't live without letting people play! ! !

Leander had a tragic face, almost like his dead father!But at this time, the text message sounded, and under the supervision of the team doctor, he opened the inbox with his uninjured left hand——

The message is from Mr. Broker.

[I watched the live broadcast of your game, is it convenient to answer the phone now? ]

[kindness……]

As soon as he replied, Jorge Mendes called. He thought he was going to be trained again, but he was very calm: "I have also been a player, so I know what it feels like to be stepped on by sneakers. Fortunately, The injury is on the hand, even if it is like this, it will take a while to recuperate, remember to tell me how long it will be after you get the news, I will help you take over the job if I know this."

"In fact, the results have come out, the situation is not bad, the doctor said half a month, I think..."

Why did he think it didn't matter at all, Jorge Mendes said directly about his arrangement: "It's not easy to accept an endorsement temporarily, just as Sky Sports hopes to use your fame to create a wave of hype, I just contacted them again, three This month's schedule is very exciting. In addition to the 20 rounds of make-up matches between Chelsea and Manchester United, there is also a focus match on March [-], at Anfield Stadium, Liverpool vs. Manchester United. NO.[-] is the battle between the two big local tyrants, Chelsea Manchester City, they want you to be a guest and commentate these three games with Andy Gray Richard Keys, Sky Sports is very optimistic about your face, your popularity and your talent for humor."

"What about the reward?"

"..." Jorge Mendes raised his forehead, knowing that he only cares about money, "The specific amount needs to be negotiated, at least it matches your current worth."

Leander showed his white teeth and smiled sincerely, "That's fine. With the cautious personality of the boss, I shouldn't be on the 29* list. There is no problem with the games on March 20nd and [-]th. As for No.[-] I am not sure."

"Actually, I checked the Premier League schedule. You played against Blackpool at home in the 19th round. The pressure of this game was not great, and it was on No. 31. The focus match between Chelsea and Manchester City was one day later, even if you were completely injured. The more you can start, the more you can start, the game and guest commentary work will not conflict, especially the half a month between your 32st and [-]nd rounds, it should be no problem to delay only half a day, players have commercial activities, it is really unreasonable to be out for half a day .”

OK you win!you're right!Knowing so much, you ask me why! ! ! ! !

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The longer we knew each other, the more Leander felt the IQ gap between himself and Mr. Manager, it was completely crushing!How should I describe that feeling?No matter how bad the situation is, sudden scandal or accidental injury, he is calm, rational, and calm. He will calm you down with a few words, as if nothing is wrong, and then clean up the situation cleanly. With him, you will be stabbed The big basket doesn't feel like a problem!

Because he knew the attributes of his own players, Jorge Mendes gave a few more instructions. The meaning is just like that, you can do whatever you want, and take good care of your right hand. , at your own risk——

Don't forget you live off goal bonuses.

Just this sentence, lore!

Leander didn't take his hand injury seriously at first, it was a common occurrence for him. Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed different now. He used to be a golden dragon, but now he has sadly turned into an extraordinary person who is stronger than ordinary people. That is also a human being. Well!

There is a law of survival for everyone!Even more so for professional players!

Although there is a feeling of falling straight down, for money, for the big bed made of pure gold, for the bedding studded with gems... just endure it.

"Okay, I get it now."

After confirming that Leandre had received the message accurately, Jorge Mendes hung up the phone. Just as he hung up, someone answered again. This time it was a rich local tycoon far away in Madrid!Unlike the business-like Mr. Broker, the male god is all about caring and caring, but Leander was very moved.Although he himself is already the hottest star in the Premier League, with tens of millions of fans on Facebook, and his net worth continues to skyrocket... But in front of local tyrants, he is still the one who "asks for support", "asks to use gold bars to cover his face", "can be cute and will As long as you have money to warm the bed, you can do anything." Brain fan.

Ronaldo has not discovered the truth/truth behind it so far, he feels very good about himself, and really thinks that he is conquering the world by relying on his skills, personality charm and sexy appearance... xd

What will happen if he is found out is a future issue. At this moment, Ronaldo's heart is hurting. If there is not another league game tomorrow, he will fly to the UK directly.

"I heard you were injured again?"

And this word is so hurtful! ! !It sounds like you're a weak chicken, you're a fighting scum! !Leander was still very tolerant towards the male god, so he replied: "It was an accident, I was not careful!"

Obviously it's the price of pretense!

The last time the golden hook was hung upside down, the hook was at the wrong angle.

This time the scorpion swayed its tail, but the ball went in, and it took an extra scorpion tail needle!It's a pity that it's not metal studs, otherwise it would be even more appropriate!

Ronaldo didn't expect this level, and he asked again: "...Is the situation serious? How long will it take to recuperate?"

"..."

Theoretically, the answer should not be serious, but, but for subsidies and gifts, Daddy Dragon went all out and gave up his old face, "The claw is broken, it hurts!!! qaq! I wanted to score a few more goals to mark the bonus , I lost so much! God please comfort me! God please!"

These buzzwords are all learned from Chinese netizens.

Leander said it easily, without any sense of disobedience.

Of course, the only one who feels no sense of disobedience is Ronaldo on the phone. The team doctor who opened the door and came in after talking with the hospital was scared to tears. How serious is the split personality? Come on!This is simply unscientific!When Leander showed off to the other end of the phone, his face was expressionless the whole time. He was very serious, as if he was completing some sacred work!

As if knowing too much, this feeling is really not good at all! !

The team doctor turned around and went out consciously, and closed the door, leaving room for Liandel.

As for the local tyrant on the other end of the phone, he didn't receive the signal at all. He was very happy, and he was thinking about it, but when he thought of the scene of Leander's injury in the news report, the bloody and tragic scene, he put it to his mouth. He held back the words on the side, not only that, but also said with a straight face: "Who told you to learn those messy movements!!"

The scorpion wags its tail and is handsome!Where is it strange?Are you afraid of being covered in sacks when you say this, male god?

Van der Vaart and Zlatan Ibrahimovic will definitely talk to you about life after hearing about it!

Liandel grasped the point relying on the intuition of the dragon: "The moves made by the male god are the most handsome and practical!!! I will learn from you! I won't do such a mess in the future!"

#On the self-cultivation of brain-dead fans#

The giant dragon father is really self-taught, and the male god in Madrid is also very satisfied. He happily said that he is going back, and he will contact him when he gets home. buy gifts! !