Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

These two messages from Lyandel were sent after the shooting on the 28th, and they caused an uproar in the UK since then. Burberry is a traditional British luxury brand. This kind of endorsement should be very fucked, but because it is Leander, just think of his elegant blond hair, think of his handsome appearance, think of his confidence and humor when he attended the post-match press conference... the brainless fans said that no one can compare He is more suitable.

What is even more curious is the "friendship performance" mentioned by Leander. Seeing him complaining so naturally and laughing so happily, it is very likely that he is an old acquaintance.

"Could it be Rooney?"

"... Burberry will invite President Fatty? That's April Fool's Day, not Valentine's Day!"

"I heard that Lord Luo lacked training today, he was not injured, he was not sick, he had no business activities, and he didn't bring his children to see people for no reason. What does that mean?"

"What do you want to say? Master Luo and Burberry? That's not Valentine's Day, or April Fool's Day, it's Hungry Ghost Festival!"

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Chinese fans are happily chatting with messages on Lyandell’s Facebook page. Burberry is also a popular brand in China. The fans are still discussing. If it’s a windbreaker or something, they can’t afford it. It’s better if they have spare money Buy two genuine Leander jerseys, and one day you can find him to sign.If it is a silk scarf perfume, I can consider it, but since it will be released on Valentine's Day, unless you ask a friend from the UK to purchase it, if you want to buy it through domestic channels, you may have to wait.

In the past month, a large wave of brain-dead fans from China have settled on Facebook. Thanks to them, the number of Leander's fans has exceeded 4000 million, and they are going to the eight-figure and five-figure figures vigorously without looking back.

Because of the huge number of fans, Leander has also become a living myth in the Premier League.

The main ones who helped him achieve all kinds of inhuman achievements are the Chinese fans who came over the wall. These people regard Daddy Dragon as the dungeon boss twice a day, and the Facebook homepage is used as a chat room, and they come to check in sooner or later. Reported.When he is especially free, Leander will also go to see what they are talking about. Only by understanding the preferences and tastes of the fans can he gain a better sense of presence. If they are busy, don't worry about it, they know how to entertain themselves.

For example, now that Liandel has fully devoted himself to the preparations for the new round of competition, Tottenham Hotspur are not easy to chew on. There can always be bloody performances at the cup level... The history of this team is very impressive. They have had many unrepeatable records, but due to various reasons, there were ups and downs until the current coach Drake Knapp took office , The team showed signs of revival again. Last season they achieved fourth place in the league and successfully won the Champions League qualification. Drake Knapp also won the title of the best coach of the season with this achievement. 33 Novel Network

The fact that Drake Knapp won the award caused a lot of sensation. It is very difficult to take away the honor of the best season from the league champion. Drake Knapp is the second person to achieve this achievement, and also the The first Englishman to win the Premier League's best coach.

What an embarrassing record.

No matter which country, there will always be a little more tolerance for its players and coaches. If this person is good enough, there will be no shortage of compliments. Drake Knapp is capable, he always has a way to motivate players, It is precisely because of this trait that he has achieved many super cost-effective transfers.

Not to mention, there is one this season. It was the beginning of the season. Tottenham signed the Dutch midfielder Van der Vaart from Real Madrid. Leaving aside how I played, the arrival of Van der Vaart successfully activated another player in the Tottenham team. , that is Gareth Bale.

The two of them cooperated tacitly and perfectly demonstrated what 11>2 is. Not to mention Van der Vaart's vitality in the Premier League, Gareth Bale also showed his dominance on the left.These two people have a bit of a relationship with Leander, and the dragon father himself didn't feel anything, it was all said by the media.

Van der Vaart won the title of Premier League player of the month one month before Leander, but only once, and the next two months were contracted by Daddy Dragon. The relationship between the two can be summed up in a doggerel, that is, the Yangtze River The waves behind push the waves ahead, and one generation is more powerful than the next generation.

Besides Gareth Bale, he joined Tottenham in 07 with a worth of 500 million pounds. Breaking through is also an occasional flash of inspiration, and he did not perform stably. During that period, Bell was in a difficult situation. He was hacked every now and then. Substitute, stayed on the bench for a long time.

This can't be compared with the giant dragon father who became famous in the first show, you want to say that, right?

Of course there is something in common. Gareth Bale really became famous this season. If he had to specify a game, it would be the Champions League group match against Inter Milan. He staged his first career hat-trick and helped Tottenham Heading into the next round with his head held high, that was a month before Leander became famous.

Blackburn and Tottenham do not have any enmity, but in the eyes of the media, Liandel has made Tottenham's two major players from "highly sought after" to "not bad", this is really not a small knot.

It’s tiring to be compared with people who don’t play in the same position, especially Gareth Bale. His three goals against Inter Milan made him indissoluble with a hat-trick, and Liandel is the Premier League One of the most capable, an achievement he has achieved four times this season.Under this premise, this game for Tottenham is very important, because it is related to Alan Shearer's record of wearing caps five times in a single season, which has been maintained for more than ten years.Interestingly, Alan Shearer's record was also created during the Blackburn period, and I don't know if it was accidental or a predetermined number.

Because Manchester City lost the last round of the game, Blackburn stepped on their corpses and rose to second place in the standings, leaving only Manchester United in front.As for Tottenham, they played steadily and temporarily ranked fifth in the standings when many giants were ups and downs.Such a gold-rich ranking has attracted much attention to this game. It can be said to be the focus of the focus. The media has made great efforts to hype it. It has already attracted the attention of the entire Premier League, but an accident happened at a critical moment.

On February 800st, two days before the game and the day when the winter transfer market was closed, a blockbuster deal broke out in the Premier League. Chelsea announced on their official website that they had completed the deal with Liverpool. Spanish striker Torres officially joined the team. The membership fee is as high as 5000 million euros, equivalent to [-] million pounds.

As soon as the news came out, the football pages in Europe and even the world exploded, and the stories about Blackburn and Tottenham that had to be told were thrown into the back of their minds... Leander has not yet developed the good habit of getting up early to watch the news, He didn't know about this until he arrived at the training base. He took out his mobile phone and logged on to the sports website for a stroll, and the headlines were indeed robbed!

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Stealing people's headlines is like cutting off people's wealth, can this be tolerated?

Liandel looked at the photo of Torres, a handsome Spanish boy in a black shirt, holding a Chelsea uniform, smiling very nicely... There is also a line of words at the bottom: I am very happy to be able to come to Chelsea, I will work hard at the football team The team earns a spot in order for fans to enjoy the season.

This is what he said, but it is not the original text. It is probably the essence extracted by the website editor. Leander squinted his eyes after reading it, and smiled sinisterly.

You are still happy to grab my headline!

If you have the ability, don't come to Ewood Park Stadium, and I will shoot you a hornet's nest and make you cry! !

Next to Torres's few words, there is a statement from the chairman of Chelsea. The first sentence is "This is a very meaningful day for Chelsea". Liandel still agrees with this statement. This day is indeed very meaningful, because you Successfully attracted the attention of the dragon father!

There is a chemical reaction that Torres met Leander. When the golden boy was still in Liverpool, because of the stimulation of Lu Xiaopang, Leander had a big explosion, and the score was finally fixed at 7:2. If we meet next time On the other hand, without being inspired by Lu Xiaopang, Leander himself would blow up. At that time, I don't know if the chairman of Chelsea can still laugh. Wherever Tony goes, he is black and white. This is a hit and miss!

This heavy news brought a successful conclusion to the winter transfer. In view of the face of 5000 million pounds, Liandel endured for a day. On February [-], he went to the sports website again and saw the transfer with Torres Related news, it said that he was warmly welcomed at Chelsea, and Red Army fans burned jerseys and so on... For the dragon father who is habitually occupying the headlines, it is already the limit to endure you for a day, this is my home stadium in England!Alright, you Spaniard, restrain yourself!If it's Lu Xiaopang or a male god, it's okay to say, it doesn't matter if you are your own, who are you! !

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The day before the game against Tottenham, Liandel had been in a low pressure state. Thanks to the headlines for two consecutive days, the dragon father was very ambitious for the next game. Take the page back! ! !

hat trick?That is the minimum pursuit.

Blackburn's away game against Tottenham was scheduled for the evening, and it was winter again. When the bus arrived at White Hart Lane, it was dark. Liandel and Kalinic got off the bus back and forth. After a pause, he raised his head and squinted his eyes, looked at the brilliant lights of the White Hart Lane Stadium, and looked forward to the game in his heart.

The fans are also very strong. His beautiful fan group is all here. Standing next to him is simply a beautiful scenery. This is not the end. When he really steps on the turf, he will know what a surprise is. , the square characters burning with passion, and the flying five-star red flag——

It's Chinese!

The Chinese who went to White Hart Lane to cheer for him!

They pulled out several banners, which read in Chinese:

Happy New Year Tang Gungun!

You are the best player!It is the little pride of Chinese fans!

Let's play!