From eunuch to emperor

Zhujiazhuang was haunted by ghosts, and the Taoist priest happened to arrive at the door.

Needless to say, this Taoist priest riding a donkey is Long Chen.

Seeing Long Chen's good looks and his unfathomable behavior, the gatekeeper immediately asked Long Chen if he knew how to catch ghosts?

Long Chen flicked the whisk in front of him, and continued to look at the sky above Zhuangzi, his eyes narrowed into a line... After watching for a long time, Long Chen said: "Please come out and speak."

The two strong men were overjoyed and said, "Wait a minute, Taoist priest!"

A strong man stood guard at the door, while the other turned around and ran into Zhuangzi to look for the housekeeper, Zhu Xi.

The brawny man ran to Zhu Xi's door, and met the maid who was drying the shoes. Seeing no one around, the brawny man showed a wretched smile on his face: "Lanhua, is the housekeeper there?"

The maid Lanhua glanced at the strong man, and said vigilantly: "Here! You dare to act recklessly, I will break your dog legs!"

This strong man likes orchids, and he always has hands and feet. Lanhua scares him with the housekeeper.

I thought the strong man would be afraid, but unexpectedly the strong man said: "I have something to see the housekeeper, please inform me."

Lan Hua was slightly surprised, took a step back secretly, and said, "Don't mess around!"

The strong man understood, he laughed and said: "The butler is not here, you lied to me!"

Lan Hua held a shoebrush made of bristles in her hand, and raised her voice and shouted: "Dung, you don't remember hitting!"

Last time, this strong man molested Lan Hua, and was severely beaten by the housekeeper, who fined him to guard the gate.

The strong man laughed and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, it's really something, where is the butler?"

Seeing that the strong man didn't move, Lan Hua said, "It's in the dining hall, where can you find him."

The brawny man turned his head three times at a step, looked greedily at Lanhua's plump buttocks, and thought to himself: "Little girls have big buttocks, how great it would be to give birth to two babies for me!"

The strong man reluctantly walked to the dining hall, the sound of punching and drinking came out, the smell of wine and meat was tangy, and the strong man's intestines rumbled.

Swallowing his saliva, the strong man carefully stood by the door and looked in, seeing the butler pouring himself a drink, looking very happy.

The strong man went in quietly, went to the housekeeper, glanced at the meat in the bowl, and said, "Housekeeper, a Taoist priest came outside the door and said he can catch ghosts!"

Seeing the strong man coming in, the housekeeper looked very disgusted, Lan Hua was his maid in the room, and the fat butt belonged to him.

"Taoist? Our Zhujiazhuang believes in taking refuge in Buddha, what kind of Taoist are we looking for?"

Xixia Buddhism is the only one, there are very few Taoist schools, and there are also few Taoist priests.

When the housekeeper heard that the Taoist came, his first reaction was to refuse.

The brawny man said: "Housekeeper, people in Zhuangzi are panic-stricken. Just let him be a monk, a Taoist priest, and catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits."

The butler frowned, slapped the wine glass on the table, and said coldly: "Do you want to be the butler? Orchid's butt is not bad!"

The brawny man immediately apologized and said with a smile: "The butler is joking, what am I, I'll chase that bully away!"

The strong man walked out of the dining hall disheveledly, and walked back to the door. The strong man smelled the smell of wine and meat on his body, and his stomach became even hungrier.

Back at the door, I saw Long Chen standing by the side of the road, stroking his beard and watching the farmers working, and the donkey eating grass leisurely on the ridge of the field.

"Taoist Wuna, let's go, the owner has no time to see you!"

The strong man wanted a fat butt, but he put a cold butt on him, feeling very upset.

Seeing the appearance of the strong man, Long Chen knew that this guy had hit a wall.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, since the owner of the villa is not available, I will take my leave!"

Long Chen rode a donkey, shook the three clear bells, sang Taoist songs, and wandered away from Zhuangzi.

Zhujiazhuang is really big and owns a lot of land.

It is estimated that there are tens of thousands of Zhu Yong's farm laborers, tenants, and servants in Zhuangzi.

"The rich have endless fields, but the poor have no place to stand."

Long Chen sighed slightly.

From ancient times to the present, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. It has never changed.

The "Tao Te Ching" says: The way of heaven is to make up for what is lacking.The way of man is not so, the loss is not enough to give more than enough.

The way of heaven cuts peaks and fills valleys, bringing the world into balance.

Human society is different. Power and wealth continue to accumulate. People at the top are like vampires, draining the people of the world until the society collapses, dynasties change, and princes and generals are turned into loess under the tide of the great uprising.

The way of heaven has wiped out the way of humanity over and over again, and the way of humanity has re-gathered wealth again and again.

Dynasties have risen again and again, and they have perished again and again, the root of which lies in the merger of land and the concentration of wealth.

The concentration of power and wealth is inevitable, and the collapse of the dynasty is fate.

"The peaks and ridges are like clusters, the waves are like anger, and the mountains and rivers are outside and inside Tongguan Road.

Looking west, hesitated.

Sad Qin and Han Scriptures, all the palaces have made earth.

Prosperity, the people suffer; death, the people suffer. "

Long Chen rode upside down on the donkey, and slowly walked out of the Zhujiazhuang's territory. The people farming in the field heard Long Chen's singing, and watched the donkey go away with half understanding.

Long Chen rode a donkey into a forest, where Feng He and other members of the caravan were eating dry food.

"My lord didn't make it?"

Feng He asked in surprise.

Long Chen got off the donkey's back, patted the dust on his feet, and said: "What's strange, Zhu Yong believes in Buddhism, it's normal for him to refuse to see me as a Taoist priest."

"Let's scare it again tonight. The so-called rush to the doctor in a hurry will not care about monks or priests when things get serious."

Feng He picked up a piece of cake and handed it to Long Chen, said with a smile: "My lord, I think if you shave your head bald and pretend to be a wandering monk, they will definitely invite you in."

Long Chen took the cake, sat down and took two bites, it felt too dry.

Picking up the water bottle and taking a sip of water, he said, "What a bad idea, should I shave my head?"

Long Chen doesn't like Buddhism, he prefers Taoism.

He has a good relationship with Moji, that's a personal relationship.

Feng He said suddenly: "My lord, I heard something."

Long Chen glanced at Feng He, and said, "Is it comfortable to hold your fart?"

Feng He said with a smile: "I heard that Master Ziyun in Zixiao Palace is very beautiful, and he is a brother of the Holy One."

"My lord doesn't like Buddhism, you can go to Zixiao Palace to listen to Master Ziyun's preaching."

Master Ziyun's name has been heard for a long time, but I only heard her name but not her person.

but..

"Zixiao Palace is full of women, I am a big man to listen to the sermon, do you believe it? Does the teacher believe it?"

If it was before, it would be okay for Long Chen to go under the name of a fake eunuch.

Now this identity can no longer go.

Feng He laughed and said: "I'm just talking, then I'll let them scare Zhu Yong again tonight."

Long Chen set up a tent in the forest to rest after eating the dry food.

The sky gradually darkened, and Zhujiazhuang also gradually quieted down.

Zhu Yong drank and ate meat with the group of men during the day until evening, and then went back to his room drunk to rest.

A brazier was lit at Zhuangzi's gate, illuminating the two stone lions at the gate clearly.

Inside the village, white lanterns were hung under the eaves, and torches were lit on the main road.

Zhuangzi is very bright, but no pedestrians can be seen, only the occasional barking of dogs breaks the dead silence, making it even more quiet and strange.

A watchman holds a lantern in one hand and a gavel in the other, with a bamboo tube hanging on his waist.

The watchman shrank his neck halfway, looked around nervously, knocked the bamboo tube on his waist with the mallet in his hand, and shouted loudly: "The sky is dry and the things are dry, be careful of the candles!"

The watchman deliberately raised his voice, as if trying to embolden himself.

Duo duo duo...

The watchman kept going forward, he didn't dare to look back, and the gavel in his hand was beating hard.

woo woo..

A gust of cold wind blew from behind, and the faint whimpering sound blew along with the wind, and the watchman felt his whole body tremble.

The watchman didn't look back, he walked forward quickly, faster and faster, and finally turned into a run.

The lantern in his hand was shaking wildly, and the candle inside lit the lantern. The watchman ran forward with the burning lantern, and couldn't help shouting: "There is a ghost!"