Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

Jiraiya: "Is his name really Matekakadong?"

Kakashi: "Uh"

How should I say this? This is actually my disciple? Or that I don’t know her.

"Ha ha ha ha"

When Kakashi met Jiraiya's smiling eyes, he knew that Jiraiya had already known that Qiye was his disciple.

He looked at Qiye who was fighting with Parker with his feet.

"It's my disciple."

Jiraiya said: "The talent is not bad."

"It's really a big trouble." Kakashi had a hunch when he formally accepted Qiye as his disciple. He would have more things to worry about in the future, and his hunch was right.

"I don't care, you promised to buy me shower gel and conditioner."

Parker said while biting Qiye's ankle.

Of course, it didn't exert any force and just held it gently.

"That's only if I return to Konoha Village early, but not now."

"I won't listen. You must buy it, otherwise I will really bite you, the kind that breaks your skin."

The tights Kai gave her were very elastic, and Parker pulled her pants back.

"Kakashi-sensei, please help, Parker wants to eat me."

Kakashi picked up Parker.

"Parker, stop making trouble. I'll buy it for you when I return to the village."

Parker then loosened Qiye's trousers.

"Ow!"

The springing trousers slapped Qiye so hard that her ankles turned red.

"Kakashi-sensei, it hurts so much."

Kakashi held up Parker and said, "Sorry!"

"Jiraiya-sama, can you put her down?"

Although Jiraiya is outside the village, like Tsunade, he regularly communicates with the third generation.

The third generation complained that the disciple Kakashi accepted was more naughty than when he was a child. He had all kinds of strange ideas in his mind and often created some strange but practical ninjutsu. Jiraiya had always wanted to see it.

A few days ago, on his way to Yu no Kuni, Jiraiya was attracted by a strange ninjutsu. Unexpectedly, it was the technique of Kakashi's young disciple.

"Then let it go."

Before Kakashi could untie the rope, Qiye broke away on his own, first hid away and changed his clothes.

The wretched kid in green turned into a handsome young man

Qiye immediately pounced on Parker.

"Parker, I want to eat dog meat today."

Kakashi grabbed Qiye's collar.

"Stop making trouble and eat something first."

"Cuckoo cuckoo~"

"You pick one."

Qiye looked at the food in front of her, looked at Kakashi and Jiraiya's physiques, and decided not to take advantage of them.

She took out the scroll.

Jiraiya and Kakashi both looked over.

Then she took out the meal she had prepared.

Kakashi

Zilai

"Are you using this to hold food?"

"Yes"

"Where's your weapon?"

Qiye took out another scroll.

"In here."

Kakashi said that she should educate her little disciple carefully. Ninjas should prepare as many weapons as possible when they go out to fight. She brought a total of 2 scrolls, one of which only contained food.

"Ahem! As a ninja, how can you not put fighting first?"

"You have too few weapons."

"You were chased by the enemy in such a panic this time, you should remember it."

Qiye said distressedly, "Kakashi-sensei, if I stop fighting Kakuzu, I might die."

"And it's only right for me, a genin, to run away when I encounter a ninja of this level."

She was right, but Kakashi kept a straight face and continued, "But you should also bring some weapons to be prepared."

"I brought it."

Kakashi said contemptuously: "What you bring is not enough for me to fight in one battle."

"Oh my god Kakashi-sensei, does he use so many at once?"

Qiye took out the contents of another scroll, which contained 100 scrolls.

100 scrolls were piled on the ground to form a hill

"Kakashi-sensei, there are 1000 kunai in each scroll, 100000 in total."

Kakashi had never thought that it could be carried like this. The small scroll could only hold 1000 kunai. He didn't expect Qiye to actually put the scroll in a matryoshka, but not many people could buy so many scrolls at one time. Wait for her. So rich?

"Ha ha ha ha"

Jiraiya sat aside and looked at Kakashi and laughed. This child is indeed as naughty as the third generation teacher said.

Qiye was also suppressing a laugh, she was deliberately trying to be a quarrel.

"Xiaoye!" Kakashi's angry voice sounded from his ears.

Qiye immediately jumped behind Jiraiya: "I was wrong, I was wrong, Kakashi-sensei."

"Hahaha, Kakashi, you are much more lively now than when you were a child."

Kakashi sat down helplessly. Ever since he accepted this disciple, even if he was on a business trip in the Kingdom of Wind, he would receive letters from Liufeng every three days, and then Qiye would be mad to death.

Why! In some things, she is as mature as an adult, but in some things, she is not as mature as her 8-year-old compatriot Uchiha Sasuke.

"By the way, is your name Uchiha Ha?"

"Yes."

"Aren't you a girl? Why are you dressed like this?"

"Jiraiya-sama, she had a problem with her hair a while ago and she had it cut. Now it's to match her hairstyle."

"Oh, really~"

With this "girl" outfit and this face, there is really no way to call her girl. It feels weird. At this age, it is still difficult to distinguish between male and female. I guess it will be better in a few years.

"Until your hair grows longer, I'd better call you kid."

"Hi, Master Ziraiya."

"By the way, why are you in the writer's competition?"

"Still being targeted by Orochimaru."

It's over. Has it been discovered? Do you want to drop 5 vests at once?

Kakashi is still there. If he knew I was running water, would he treat me like an idol or just beat me up.

He will definitely get beaten up, definitely.

I won't even be allowed to watch "Make Out in Heaven".

"Ah, hahaha, I took on a mission to get the reward back for the author."

Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. I hope I can hide it.

"Who is the author?"

Kakashi became interested. The first place in the competition was Tap Shui, the author of "Little Yellow Book". So, has Xiaoye seen Tap Shui?

“Tap water”

Kakashi's voice suddenly became louder and he was very excited: "It's really Mr. Tap Water."

"Yes, I know that the teacher likes "The Little Yellow Book", so I even asked for the teacher's autograph."

Kakashi took the signature, his hands shaking.

"Oh wow wow that's great."

Qiye breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he had escaped a disaster. Jiraiya on the side stared at him intently.

His loyal fans ran away, and there were countless non-fan readers like Kakashi in the entire ninja world. It was all because of that tap water, which was only one word different from him.

No!

"Ahem! Kakashi, this is the latest version of "Intimate Paradise". Let me show it to you first."

"Ah, thank you Jiraiya-sama."

"Hey hey hey hey." Kakashi didn't even eat and began to read Jiraiya's new work, with Tap Shui's autograph in his arms.

The next day Kakashi went out to perform a mission, Qiye and Jiraiya formed a group to peep

One looks at the women's bathhouse and the other looks at the men's bathhouse.

Kakashi came back dejected in the evening.

On the third day, Kakashi and Kakashi went out to perform a mission. Qiye and Jiraiya formed a group to peep.

Kakashi came back dejected in the evening.

Qiye and Jiraiya didn't ask anything. Since Kakashi came back intact every day and didn't ask for help, there shouldn't be any big problem.

Qiye and Jiraiya went peeping as usual. Jiraiya and Qiye got along very well, so Jiraiya hid the fact that Qiye went peeping.

Kakashi thought that his dear Lord Jiraiya was teaching Qiye Ninjutsu.

"Boy, do you want to learn this?"

Jiraiya used the Rasengan and cut the big tree next to him in half.

"I want to learn." Qiye is very interested in the powerful ninjutsu like the Rasengan, which can save his life.

But Jiraiya was so kind and taught Naruto the Rasengan because Naruto is the son of the fourth generation and the son of destiny. He suddenly wants to teach me. If we are not relatives or friends, we can't do it because I am handsome. There must be some desire to exchange. s things.

"Boy, do you know why I teach you this?"

Is there something in me that Jiraiya wants? Sharingan? Jiraiya is not Orochimaru.

Qiye couldn't figure it out even if she thought about it.

"Is it because I'm handsome?"

He is quite handsome, no, this is a girl.

"What's the use of being handsome? You're a girl, and I want your Scud."

As long as you get the Scud, if you are caught peeping, you can escape instantly. Maybe you can challenge Tsunade to suddenly break in the door while taking a shower and escape.

"Jiraiya-sama, even if you learn Scud, you can't escape Tsunade-sama's fist."

"Ahem! There is no end to learning."

"Ah!"

Jiraiya felt a little uncomfortable after seeing everything, and he knocked Qiye on the head.

"It hurts. Jiraiya-sama, you knocked me stupid."

"Boy, just preach and don't teach."

He demonstrated the Rasengan to Qiye, and then taught some basic techniques.

He left a few words to pop the balloon and left with the information on the Scud Technique.

Qiye had already opened his Sharingan and observed the chakra flow of the Rasengan.

She found that it was somewhat similar to her own turbine technique.

With the experience of creating the turbine technique alone, Qiye finally mastered the Rasengan after trying more than 30 times.

After mastering the Rasengan, Qiye had an idea, whether he could create a juicer or meat grinder by combining the Rasengan and the turbine technique.

It will be much easier to make dumplings after drinking juice.

Then Qiye suffered a tragedy. The two ninjutsu were not so easy to integrate. The combination of Rasengan and Turbine Jutsu was unstable and always exploded, cutting several wounds on Qiye's body.

【Puff puff puff puff】

"Hahaha, boy, it only took me half a day to master your Scud~"

Jiraiya ran back happily. This ninjutsu was just as he expected. It was far worse than the flying thunder god's technique, but it was easier to learn than the flying thunder god. In the Scud state, the more proficient you are, the faster you will be.

Qiye treated her wound in embarrassment, and the wound healed in a short time.

"Kid, do as I say, don't be impatient."

"The Rasengan was created by the Fourth Hokage in three years."

"It took me a while to learn it."

Qiye held up a Rasengan and said to Jiraiya: "Jiraiya-sama, is this true?"

Zilai

What a genius. If she didn't have only three chakra attributes, she might have become an all-round ninja like the third generation.

Jiraiya smiled, remembering that the third generation also lamented in the letter he wrote to him that this child might become someone like the second generation Hokage.

"It's time today, let's go."

The two walked to the bathhouse together, and a friendship was established under this strange situation, a voyeuristic friendship.

I’ve been looking at my abdominal muscles a lot these days.

But there is always a mysterious power that forces Qiye to stop when she sees the key point.

In the end, Qiye decided to use Kakashi's abdominal muscles as a template.

So now that you have decided on a new figure and a new posture, should you put it on the agenda?

Qiye planned to ambush the girls' rooms. There should be a lot of tricks in these places, live erotic palaces, hehehehe.

Ahem, cough, cough, it’s all for art, I’m doing it all for millions of readers.

Qi Ye quietly left Jiraiya~

"There are so many beauties in the bathroom today."

"Ohohohohoho"

"It's amazing, it's amazing."

"Boy, let's go home."

Satisfied, Jiraiya turned around and found that Qiye beside the men's bathhouse was missing.

"Damn! Are there so many ways to kiss?"

Qiye's Sharingan turned very quickly, and the Sharingan's insight ability was brought to its fullest, recording the situation in the room.

"Wow! Are there so many postures?"

Qiye regretted it when she thought of the seeds in her computer. She should have appreciated them earlier, and not act like this without seeing the world.

Night is a good time, this time is suitable for talking about love.

There is a drama going on in every room.

For the sake of art, Qiye created 10 shadow clones to record artistic scenes.

The main body was not idle either, and also went to observe in person.

She pulled back the roof of the opening.

I saw Kakashi, why is Kakashi-sensei here?

Opposite Kakashi sat the number one Akiko.

Seeing this, Qi Yeke became excited.

"Hehehehe, Kakashi-sensei is old enough, so it's normal to have needs. Um, no, this is art."

"But this Qiuzi is so beautiful, Qiuzi is cheap."

"But Kakashi-sensei is also very handsome."

For a moment, Qiye didn't know who had taken advantage of whom.

But now it’s time to open the Sharingan and record the beautiful life.

"Come on, Kakashi-sensei, I'll secretly shout for you, come on~"

In the room, Kakashi clasped his hands and said, "Miss Akiko, there is something I want to ask you."

"Wow, Kakashi-sensei is so polite and asked in advance."

Qiye took out a small notebook and wrote down an item, the male should be polite.

"Are you really going to do this?" Qiuzi looked confused.

"Oh, you're still in trouble. Kakashi-sensei is so handsome, so he's taking advantage of you."