[Naruto] The Legend of Xuan Ying (Sakura Sakura)

The author has something to say: </br> Next, I will go into retreat before the exam! I will make an appointment to update the manuscript in the manuscript box, one chapter a week until my few manuscripts are exhausted, but I will not appear in person during this period.

When you get back from the exam, you can finish setting up and procrastinating, and enter the main plot of the mission of the Land of Waves (finally)

By the way, in the Wave Country mission, I really want to race my car so fast that it takes off (). I really want to stew the meat completely and violently. Does anyone want to see it? If there is, please tell me where to put it so that everyone can see it. I should be able to go to any website.

Things like "Little Yellow Mosquito" need to be read by other people to be exciting and not entertaining, so if no one wants to read it, I won't stew on it.

I hope that when I come back, I will find many comments and collections [wishful thinking]

Well, see you at the end of January and wait for my return!

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1 "People, even though they don't understand the other person at all and misjudge the other person, they still treat them as unique and close friends. When the other party passes away, they still cry and recite eulogies for them." - Dazai Osamu

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"I don't understand the loyalty of ninjas, hate the constraints of norms, fear the treachery in the dark, and feel disgusted with the weight of human life, but I am destined to be a ninja from birth." 』

The man known as the genius ninja said mockingly.

The poet replied: "I have wasted my life falling in love and killing literature." 』

Life is so absurd.

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-Xuan Ye's "Ninja Disqualification"

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"Kakashi, it doesn't matter if you [Beep——], [Beep——], or you want me to [Beep——] [Beep——] your [Beep——], or let me [Beep——] .only you"

The always proud Uchiha boy sat in the arms of Kakashi Hatake, with his hands around the adult man's shoulders and neck, speaking obscene words, just like a seducing and depraved black cat.

The Eighth Class, who were missing one person, had just arrived at the Roast Pork Q. When they saw a familiar figure approaching to say hello, they saw a scene that made the cigarette fall from the old smoker.

And Kakashi Hatake, who once had a reputation as a cold genius, is looking hopeless.

"As long as you tell me the information about Uchiha Itachi."

As Uchiha Sasuke said his last words, Sarutobi Asuma finally recovered the three souls that were scared away.

"Kakashi, after all these years of knowing you, I really didn't expect you to have such a bad interest. How should I put it? Fortunately, Ino didn't come."

"No, I'm not Sasuke. Get off of me first." The senior jounin who was killing decisively on the battlefield was so panicked that he could barely finish his sentence.

"Hahaha!" Sarutobi Asuma laughed: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, I know you are not. Sakura, you are the one who is teasing Kakashi, right? You are the one who became your teacher on the first day. Don’t you want to live for a while?”

"Hey Asuma, why did you expose the truth so quickly? I still want to see the rare blank expressions of the Nara family. Hehe, who asked Kakashi-sensei to drag me into the dirt just now!" Haruno Sakura said from He poked his head out from the partition wall of the seat and waved to the unfamiliar Ninja School classmates: "Huh? So why isn't Ino-chan here? It's just the right number of people at the same table, let's eat together?"

"I have something to do at Ino's house, so I'm going back first." Nara Shikamaru saw that the conversation between Haruno Sakura and Sarutobi Asuma was full of familiarity, and felt it was weird, so he answered this even more unfamiliar contemporary.

"Well, Sakura, why don't you invite us as members of Class 10 as well?" Asuma Sarutobi showed a smile that would make people look down on him as "cunning sir" and said, "Teacher Sakura, I'll let you know about the film adaptation." I heard what dad said, you’ve made a lot of royalties this time, right?”

"Asuma, it's not good for you to bully my students like this." After Uchiha Sasuke sat down next to Naruto, Hatake Kakashi finally returned to his calm voice: "And , what does cinematization mean?”

(Oh, if you're wondering why Naruto is so quiet, it's because he was frightened by what he just saw)

"Didn't you tell them the news about the movie version of "Ninja Unqualified", the famous Xuan Ye-sensei?"

"Who are you?" Kakashi Hatake showed a rare expression of surprise when he heard this. He stared at Haruno Sakura with wide eyes in disbelief, and put his right hand on the storage bag on his waist.

"Ah, I am. Oh, Asma, why are you taking off my vest? Don't you know that women have to retain a sense of mystery?" Haruno Sakura looked helpless and looked at Asma with some dissatisfaction: "I initially Being a writer, apart from the main purpose of making money, is just to fulfill a dream for myself and my old friends, which is not worth mentioning."

Haruno Sakura said, feeling a little dazed.

"If the world is peaceful one day and we stop being ninjas, I want to travel around the world with you, write books, and see the beautiful scenery."

"Who said I was going to travel with you? You will have gone through many changes by then. I am going to do business and make a fortune, and then I will hire five, six, seven or nine people who are younger and more beautiful than you to travel around the world with me!"

Oh, people, they obviously don’t understand each other at all and misjudge each other, but they still regard them as unique and close friends. When one party passes away, they still cry for them and recite their eulogies. (Note 1)

And I spent my whole life trying to escape from literature, taking all the detours and struggling until I was covered in wounds, but in the end I was still stuck there.

Haruno Sakura chuckled unconsciously, as if she could still hear the words in her ears, and then sighed: "Okay, I'll treat you. You should sit down quickly, because we are blocking the passage in the store."

After they sat down, after Sakura said "order whatever you want" and the two teachers assured them that you don't have to be polite, Akimichi Choji and Uzumaki Naruto enthusiastically ordered their food from the waiter. When Haruno Sakura asked the landlady for three glasses of draft beer, her mature appearance and familiar attitude made the landlady have no doubts. When Hatake Kakashi saw that the other jounin had no intention of saying anything, he let it go. Only Uzumaki Naruto was still shouting "Sakura-chan is so cunning!"

After the clerk left, Uchiha Sasuke finally couldn't hold it anymore and said impatiently: "Sakura, I have fulfilled your request, give me the information."

The eyes of the entire table were cast on Haruno Sakura, but despite receiving the attention gift, she still looked carefree, carefree and lazy.

She squinted her eyes and propped up her arms to lean on the table, enjoying the gentle warmth radiated from the oven, and said leisurely: "Okay, then just listen."

Uchiha Sasuke looked serious, while the two jounin and the genin of the Nara family seemed to be serious about grilling meat, but in fact they were always paying attention to the answers.

"Ahem." Haruno Sakura straightened her posture and looked very serious. It made people feel that she was about to say something important, and she became serious unconsciously.

Then she said: "Actually, Shisui helped Uchiha Itachi's first [beep-] peeling."

"???"

Suddenly all sounds stopped.

Everyone was embarrassed.

"Uchiha Shisui peeling?" Sasuke didn't react for a moment. After a while, he turned red and cursed: "Haruno Sakura, are you kidding me! Even if this is true, it's not the information I need!"

"Okay, just kidding, I actually helped him."

Seeing Uchiha Sasuke's disdainful look, she shrugged: "Otherwise, I'll tell you about his Anbu period."

Haruno Sakura paused briefly, selling out the suspense.

"Itachi was once raped by an ANBU member who was biologically male. I hope he didn't want to take revenge on the world because of this."

"Tsk." Uchiha Sasuke obviously refused to believe it anymore, ignored it and just joined the queue of eating barbecue.

"Hey, why are you reacting like this? Isn't this strange? I heard that the ANBU is in chaos. After all, it is a high-risk profession. There is no tomorrow tomorrow, not to mention that everyone is full of blood. Do you think so, Kakashi-sensei? "

Hatake Kakashi was innocently victimized again, and replied with a dry smile: "Well, I heard that some people play more freely."

The adults' eyes were wandering and a little embarrassed, while Sarutobi Asuma was gloating on the sidelines. While Nara Shikamaru was chewing roast beef, he sighed "It's really troublesome" in his heart. Naruto Choji was confused and didn't react at all.

Haruno Sakura picked up the serving chopsticks, smiled, grilled a piece of meat for Sasuke and Naruto, and put it into their respective bowls. The oil was steaming, the meat was juicy, and it was both tender and charred, making it difficult for even the awkward Sasuke to refuse. reasons.

Eat more and grow up quickly.

But growing up is painful and expensive, not to mention Itachi is waiting for you to grow up.

I really hope you will always be young, but I also want to see you strong.

My greed is still a treasure.

Haruno Sakura toasted with the two adults and took a sip of draft beer. She smiled sweeter and rolled her eyes.