American Comics: The Force Awakens

"This thing better be successful. Greda and I promise to go back and share candies with the neighbor kids on Halloween night."

For some unspeakable reason, after Batman announced his next action, Harvey Dent insisted on following him, even though he was only wearing the clothes he usually wears when working, and he didn't even bother to cover up his handsomeness. face.

"I'm not sure, there are still some doubts about this matter, so we are taking a risk." Batman replied - he temporarily kept his promise two months ago and did not hide his temporary colleagues, but he is not now Not sure this is a good idea.

"Whatever, if the intelligence is true, we will soon add a lot of trouble to Falconi. This is what I want."

Two black figures were crawling, their shadows reflected in the moonlight.

Follow the money, the most important thing is always money - Catwoman said so.

When they arrived at the spacious place, they were greeted by mountains of banknotes - it seemed that since Richard left office, Falconi hadn't had a place to launder his money for a long time - a really long time.

So long that it piled up into a mountain is really his literal meaning.Neat piles of banknotes almost filled the entire warehouse space - how many black masks are there here?

"If we were anyone else," Harvey lamented, "faced with a room full of untraceable cash - of course, I was just thinking how easy it would be."

"Now, let's give Falconi a little blow." He added, lifting the gasoline can at hand, ready to start the next action.

"No, you're right." Batman stopped him. "It's too easy."

"A whole room full of cash - no alarms, no guards, nothing," he whispered. "Does Falconi look like such a fool?"

"No, that only means-" Dent seemed to want to give his explanation, but his words were interrupted.

"That can only mean that your clown uncle has done some good things, some great things, hahahahahahaha."

A familiar voice came from the top of the banknote mountain - the laughter of a crazy man.

With a snap of fingers, the entire factory became strange. Colorful disco light balls spread light into the darkness, and the center of focus was the smiling man in a purple suit.

"Hello, welcome to the party I carefully arranged, Batboy, and this - who are you?" The clown put a device similar to a remote control to his mouth, as if he was being a The host held the microphone and hosted his favorite program: "Haha, just kidding, of course I know your name is Hawei - because I have your wife in my hands!"

"What did you say -" Harvey asked loudly. He wanted to step forward, but was stopped by Bat's hand.

"What are you doing here, Joker?" Batman asked. "When did you get involved with Falcone?"

"Why am I here - hahahahahaha - why am I here?" The Joker laughed, as if Batman had just said some super idiotic joke. "I should ask you this, Batboy - Why are you here?"

"Why - why are you here!" He finished the sentence almost through gritted teeth. "Look, Uncle Clown doesn't actually care that you can make new friends outside of our games. That's okay. I can do it in Arkham." Take a vacation and you get a change – it’s really nothing.”

"But I have been out of Arkham for more than two months - this is not a short period of time - and you have not been able to find me once - you have just forgotten the beautiful hide-and-seek game between us. ?”

"..." Batman didn't answer. He was indeed very busy these days. There were some crazy freaks, monsters, gangsters with strange origins, and some recent unsolved cases, which left him with no time for the moment. Go find the clown.

"Do you think this is a short time? No - not really!" He started talking to the thing in his hand, as if it was one of his audience. "I even prepared a more interesting paradise for you, A whole circus! And not once did you come to visit!”

"I know that you have made some achievements and made new friends, such as this idiot standing by." He suddenly changed his tone and recited affectionately, "They may treat you well. You are now dealing with gangsters, and everyone is very friendly." Respect you. So you snubbed your old friend, and you didn't even want to call me by my first name."

To be honest, that's because no one knows the Joker's exact name.

"But it doesn't matter, I am such a tolerant person, and I am willing to forgive you." He changed the topic, "You are very busy with work and don't have time to come to my place, so I am willing to give you this opportunity." He said from He took out something behind him and threw it down.

Dent subconsciously wanted to lie down, but Batman reached out and caught the thing - it seemed to be a mobile phone, and he turned on the screen.

On the display screen were two tied up women:

One of them wears a tight purple and black leather jacket and has cat ears, while the other is a character who would surprise Harvey.

"Greda!" he exclaimed, even though she didn't know why she was wearing a strange coat and a heavy hat today - as if she was trying to hide her from others.

"Don't you want to know why I'm here, little Bat?" The clown's voice was mellow. He couldn't help but want to reveal the answer. "Haha, the answer is very simple, because I asked Catwoman to tell you this news. Then Isn’t it interesting?”

"Look, I managed to catch this difficult woman and put a collar around the wild cat's neck - the kind that explodes - tick, tick, if she doesn't listen to me, all nine lives will be spent. It's over!" He started laughing again, "You don't want to come to my place alone, that's okay - come with your friends, uncle, I won't mind."

"That old-fashioned Gordon didn't show up here. He's really lucky - but we'll have a chance in the future." There was a sense of regret in the clown's words. He acted very sincerely and seemed to be ready to leave.

"You don't even want to go there - Joker." Batman quickly moved forward, took out his grappling gun, and prepared to catch the Joker.

"Oh, it seems I've aroused your enthusiasm - but don't worry, you have other work to do here."

"And the thoughtful Uncle Clown will help you solve this trouble." He pressed the remote control device in his hand.

Almost instantly, a fire broke out - on top of the pile of banknotes and in the entire factory.The fire made the grapple gun difficult to aim.

"Well, I'll see you soon, I'm looking forward to your visit."

In the blazing fire, the figure of the clown disappeared.