Douluo's Apprenticeship with Bibi Dong

"I am Ma Hongjun, Ma Hongjun, the evil fire phoenix among Shrek's Seven Monsters." In the village of Shrek Academy in Soto City, Douluo Continent and Tiandou Empire, a three-year-old child was talking to himself.

His name is Ye Xiaoyao, and he is an ordinary otaku in the 21st century. He is a doctor by profession and his biggest hobby is reading online novels. I felt very annoyed after watching "Douluo Dalu". Because in his understanding, such a good organization as Wuhun Palace was overthrown by Tang San in the name of revenge. Not only that, Ye Xiaoyao also felt that Tang San was an out-and-out villain. The book said that Tang San was a reborn person, with a combined age of over thirty in his two lives. He actually had the nerve to sleep with a 6-year-old girl, Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu was too young to know the difference between men and women, so forget it. You are over thirty. Don't the old man who picks his feet know this? It stands to reason that you can find a wife in advance. But you still have the nerve to call yourself "Bing Qing Yu Jie Tang San Shao" when you are like this.

Not only that, Tang San was kissed by girls twice in the book, namely by Meng Yiran and Huo Wu. Can you tell me what the reason for your ghostly shadow is? You usually put on a show, but now you say you can't avoid it? Who believes it? Then he pretended to be innocent. Who are you doing it for? After going through the hell road to obtain the God of Killing Domain, he destroyed the City of Killing. Not to mention how would you have acquired the domain skills without the City of Killing. But to say that the city of killings is obvious is to open a prison that holds the most vicious criminals. You said you destroyed the prison, what will happen to the prisoners inside when they come out? He picks up the bowl to eat, and when he puts down the bowl, he smashes the pot.

Not only that, but Tang San was also an out-and-out double-standard dog, and he would do anything evil when others killed soul beasts. You, Tang San, kill the soul beast to eliminate harm for the people and do justice for heaven. Soul beasts deserve to be killed by you. Do they owe you? I have received subsidies from Wuhun Palace since I was a child, but when I grew up I didn’t know how to repay Wuhun Palace properly. You also take it as your own duty to destroy Wuhun Palace, saying that Wuhun Palace and you have a grudge against killing your mother. But the culprit is dead. Your father Tang Hao said that the culprit is dead and you can take care of it yourself. It would be better for you to fight against Wuhun Palace without mercy. In the later period, the Wuhun Palace was directly destroyed and the family's inheritance was cut off. Would civilians still have a good life without Wuhun Palace? Haven't you yourself seen how those nobles treat common people in Tiandou Royal Academy?

He also interfered in other people's feelings and introduced his cousin Bai Chenxiang to Ma Hongjun. Who is Ma Hongjun? He has been seeing countless women since he was a child, and visiting brothels is a common occurrence. Although a large part of it is due to the flaw in his martial soul, after the flaw in his martial soul disappeared, he is still as lustful and a proper scumbag. If you don't introduce someone reliable to your cousin, you can't deceive your cousin like this. If they are really in love, there is nothing to say, but you still helped Ma Hongjun conceal his previous evil deeds. You don’t want your own cousin to have a good life. Instead, you push her into a pit of fire and fill the hole with nothing. Let her come up, she is really the best cousin in the world! After all, isn't it just to conquer Ma Hongjun? You said it was for Ma Hongjun's happiness and brotherly loyalty. Do you think I believe it or not?

During the Shrek Academy's entrance examination, Xiao Wu became murderous towards Zhao Wuji because of the backlash due to her lack of mental strength. First of all, let's not say that this was Xiao Wu's proactive attack. But you have to know that this is just an assessment. If Xiao Wu can't be injured in an assessment, then you can just leave Xiao Wu at home to support her.

And his teacher is even more annoying. Achieve your own reputation by relying on the theories that others have worked hard to accumulate. After you teased Bibi Dong, she was immediately run away out of fear of Wuhun Palace's retaliation. He got involved with his cousin Liu Erlong and ran away on the wedding night. You said you didn't know Liu Erlong's identity before. Haha, beings who can activate martial soul fusion skills must be connected with each other. You said you didn't know. The master who brags about his invincible theory every day does not know. You're still running away on your wedding night, why don't you find a piece of tofu to kill you. Accepting Tang San as a disciple can teach him nothing but the so-called theoretical knowledge. It has been of no use since the second ring. Flanders has invited you so many times and you didn't come. You came just for Tang San. , the brotherhood that has lasted for decades is not as good as that of one of your disciples, it’s really ridiculous. Coming to Shrek Academy was of no use at all. If Tang San hadn't obtained the fairy grass in the Eyes of Ice and Fire, which greatly increased the speed of the Shrek Seven Devils' cultivation, Shrek's strange achievements would have been no more than those of ordinary geniuses. . And they are geniuses themselves, so their existence is meaningless. Later on, he could shamelessly say that he had taught a god. When has the theory you proposed not been broken by Tang San and others? He also said that there are no useless soul masters, only useless martial spirits. Then aren't you a waste yourself? A man standing at the foot of a mountain looking at the top. Haven’t climbed to the top of the mountain yet. Why do you have the nerve to ask others to go mountain climbing? People who are standing on the top of the mountain and walking down are too embarrassed to teach. Do you think you are qualified to teach? If it weren't for Tang San's protagonist aura, it would have been impossible for Tang San to become a god in the end.

So sometimes Ye Xiaoyao is very curious. Are all the people in the book fools? Can’t you see such a simple truth? Such a person can still become a god. Ye Xiaoyao was speechless when he watched it. So many outstanding geniuses, so many proud men of heaven, lost to such a scumbag and a scum. I can’t figure out what the meaning of this book is? Ye Xiaoyao was very angry after reading this book that day, and fell asleep at some point. When he regained consciousness, he found that he had become a three-year-old child. Later in the village, he learned from the village elders that his name was Ma Hongjun and that he was an orphan. This was a village inside the Shrek Academy in Soto City of the Tiandou Empire. That's why Ye Xiaoyao was talking to himself.

However, Ye Xiaoyao also had the mentality of taking things as they come. Now that I have come here, I have become Ma Hongjun. Then let me change your destiny. He knew that no one in the original work helped Ma Hongjun awaken his martial spirit when he was six years old. It was Shrek's dean Flanders who found out and brought him back to Shrek Academy. His martial soul is very powerful, and he is a fire phoenix, but due to the incomplete mutation of his martial soul, there is often evil fire that needs to be vented. So he wants to change. From then on, he continued to exercise every day. He also followed the lead character in the novel he read in his previous life and went to the top of the mountain to meditate early in the morning to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and exercise. Although he didn't know if it would be effective, he persisted for three years.

In the past three years, Ye Xiaoyao has had countless plans in his mind. How should he break this fate? He originally wanted to go directly to the Wuhun Palace, but the prerequisite was that the Wuhun had awakened. So when I was 6 years old. He started to take action. Relying on the information he had inquired about, he went to the branch of the Wuhun Hall in Soto City alone. The staff of the Wuhun Hall did not show any discrimination, but welcomed him warmly and awakened the Wuhun for him. Ye Xiaoyao felt very happy. This kind of organization is what civilians really need. His martial spirit is indeed the Fire Phoenix. Moreover, he is also innately full of soul power, which is not mentioned in the original work. Maybe this is the benefit brought by his time travel. The person in charge of Wuhun Awakening saw his innate full soul power, inquired and learned that Ye Xiaoyao was an orphan, and immediately reported it to the person in charge of the branch hall, who in turn reported it to Lordiala. This was the scene where Lordiala personally came to take Ye Xiaoyao to the Pope's Palace. Nor did he sense arrogance in Llordiala. Later, Ye Xiaoyao learned that Wuhun Palace was very polite to ordinary people. It's just that they look down upon some incompetent princes and nobles, especially the so-called emperors and generals. Unless you are really capable, they will respect you from the bottom of their hearts. This is why the original work can gain such high prestige in the hearts of the people. This is not without reason.

For Ye Xiaoyao, only Bibi Dong is his white moonlight in this world. You can't find such a woman in the 21st century even if you hold a lantern. Since no one understands you, let me do it.

Lord Lordiala has arrived, please get out of the car. I heard the sound of the groom outside. Lordiala and Ye Xiaoyao got out of the car one after another and came to Wuhun City. Ye Xiaoyao saw this huge Wuhun City and thought: Wuhun Palace? I, Ye Xiaoyao, am here.