[HP Fred] I was the school belle at Hogwarts

Their wall became very popular, and the forum once gave Sigrid, Harry and Cedric the fanfic "I love you, it has nothing to do with love potions!" "The master of "Did your ex-boyfriend take the dog today? 』The scientific name given to their kiss at that time was Bi Dong.

She even opened a [tutorial] How to wall bang your significant other? Come and try it now!

1st floor/(Did your ex-boyfriend take the dog with you today?):

1. Wall-dong posture

1. Two-hand bang: Use both hands to completely block both sides of the opponent's head. The level of domineering is %.

2. Elbow bang: Pressing the wall with your elbow instead of your palm can further bring the distance between the two parties closer.

3. One-handed banging: This is more natural, but it is easy for the person being banged to escape. Whether it can continue depends on the girl's willingness.

2. Wall-dong essentials

First, try to choose a dark environment. The atmosphere of love will instantly rise, and it can also eliminate a lot of awkward and shy emotions.

Second, you must be taller than your significant other, otherwise you may get slapped in the face.

Third, you must be strong when banging, especially your eyes. You must stare at the other person tightly, don't look around, and don't laugh.

This post has attracted the attention of many couples since it was posted, and some people have left all kinds of dumbfounding messages.

18th Floor/(Kiss, hug, lift up): I told my boyfriend that I wanted a break-up CP, but he coyly said no, and in a fit of anger, I gave him a break, and now he Still moaning in my arms...

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Floor 96/(Macho Lisa): I tried following your "Bidong" tutorial, and then I got slapped in the face.

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The "Detective Sherlock Holmes" who originally posted this post quietly deleted the post under Fred's lust, and his "Detective Studio" died just like that. Who made him offend Hogwarts? The famous "school bully"!

The focus of the friends in the forum shifted from the breakup CP to "Bi Dong". It became a couple's check-in action, and all the lovers in the school secretly imitated it.

Ron Weasley was brave for once - he knocked on Hermione.

Although they were still friends after the ball, they felt like ordinary friends who got together because of Harry. Hermione's relationship with Krum was getting better and better...

This relationship made him anxious, so he decided to talk to Hermione alone. Unfortunately, Hermione seemed quite satisfied with their current situation, which made Ron even more frustrated.

Could it be that I am being sentimental? He clearly felt that Hermione was special to him...

As a result, Ron accidentally remembered the details of his brother Fred's "wall kiss" that became popular throughout the school. He acted faster than his brain, and before he realized it, he had cornered Hermione who was about to leave.

Hermione's big eyes stared up at him blankly, not refusing. He thought Hermione had acquiesced, so he nervously lowered his head and leaned over...

Unexpectedly, when his mouth was grazing the corner of his mouth under his upper arm, Hermione suddenly pushed his arm away hard.

Poor Ron's whole face was knocked against the wall by the inertia, and he watched helplessly as the person ran away.

Hermione's heart almost jumped into her throat. She really wanted to find someone to talk to, but she was not popular with girls. Ginny could still talk to her, but she was Ron's biological sister.

Hermione finally chose to go to the Slytherin common room to find Sigrid, the second person besides Ginny who knew that she had a crush on Ron.

When Sigrid heard that Hermione was looking for her at the door, she was also extremely surprised. She thought to herself that she was in a hurry and found the Slytherin lounge.

The two went for a walk by the Black Lake.

"Ron suddenly came to me today and said a lot of nonsense for no reason. In the end, he did the same thing you and Fred did to me." Hermione said it all.

"Which action?" Sigrid was a little absent-minded, so she didn't react for a while.

"The one in the corner." Hermione hinted.

Seeing that Sigrid was still looking at her in confusion, Hermione planned to explain the "wall kiss" from a professional perspective.

Sigrid waved her hand to stop her and nodded to show that she understood.

Merlin, it took her two days to get over the embarrassment of being secretly photographed kissing Fred, and she was secretly glad that when she heard about it the next day, the explosive post on the forum had been deleted.

Therefore, she did not see the photo with her own eyes.

She didn't want anyone to help her remember it.

Sigrid changed the subject, "Aren't you dating Krum?" This was not groundless, many girls were spreading the rumor that Krum was hanging around Hermione every day.

"How is it possible? I don't like his one, and we have no common language at all. He even speaks poor English. Do you understand what I mean?" Hermione looked at her with difficulty.

"Indeed." Sigrid nodded to express her understanding. "Then why did you reject Ron?"

When Ron was mentioned, Hermione blushed again, remembering her actions at that time. "You know, it's really hard to resist that move from the person you like... I was so nervous, and I seemed to hear footsteps around the corner, so I pushed him away."

"Thinking about it now, I was really too nervous at the time." Hermione regretted a little.

I know? What do I know? I don't understand at all——

Sigrid was no longer interested in caring about the emotional problems of the sensitive little girl. All she could think about was "you know."

At night, Sigrid was lying on the bed tossing and turning, and unconsciously recalled the "wall-dong kiss" that day and Hermione and Suzy's teasing about it.

She didn't want to admit it, but she seemed to like it deep down. If Fred kissed her like this next time, she would——

Her thoughts stopped abruptly, and Sigrid turned over in annoyance and buried her face in the quilt, hypnotizing herself - Syl, think about your history of magic thesis...

Time soon came to February 2, and the Warriors’ second game began.

The plywood by the Black Lake is already overcrowded. Cedric, Fleur Delacourt and Viktor Krum are sitting next to the referee waiting to enter, but Harry Potter has not yet appeared. .

Around Sigrid, some classmates were already speculating whether the golden boy had voluntarily abstained.

Sigrid looked at the time irritably, mentally complaining about the late arrival of Potter, because she and Fred secretly bet on the second game.

Sigrid chose Harry and Fred chose Cedric.

Originally, Sigrid wanted to choose Cedric, who seemed more reliable anyway, but Fred, a scoundrel, chose Cedric directly before her, so Sigrid could only choose Harry Potter. Already...

Even if Harry Potter has the lowest winning rate, he is at least Hogwarts, and Sigrid has no affection for the other two schools at all.

Fortunately, Sigrid was not so unlucky, Harry Potter appeared at the last minute.

With the referee's whistle, the four warriors jumped into the lake and the lake quickly calmed down.

Sigrid and other classmates also already know the rules of the game. There are four warriors' most precious treasures at the bottom of the lake, and they are going to rescue their treasures.

Soon, the first warrior emerged from the lake. It was Furong, but she seemed to have failed and failed to get the treasure.

The game time has come, the remaining three people have not shown up, and the scene has exploded.

At this time, the second warrior appeared, Cedric. The most precious treasure in his hand was actually his rumored girlfriend Qiu Zhang. Now their relationship was completely public.

Sigrid lost, but she was not depressed at all. Instead, she was as curious as everyone else. If Cedric brought out their classmates, then the treasures of the remaining two people must also be students.

This game is so crazy, they actually put an unconscious living person in the black lake...

Victor Krum was the third to come out, and his baby was Hermione Granger.

After so long, Harry Potter might not be able to complete the game, and everyone began to worry about Potter's safety.

Until Ron surfaced with Fleur Delacourt's sister Gabrielle, Fleur, who had been anxious since landing, cried with joy and ran towards them.

Well, only Harry Potter is left at the bottom of the lake. Dumbledore came to the lake and was ready to rescue Potter.

But at this time, a miracle happened. Porter came up himself. Although he looked extremely embarrassed, he won the warmest applause.

Sigrid couldn't help but raise her hands and applaud, it was really amazing.

In the end, Porter got extra points for saving one more person, and his score was only slightly lower than Cedric, ranking second.

Hogwarts cheered as they took the top two spots.

Until the evening, whether on campus or in the forum, everyone was obsessed with the victory of the two Hogwarts warriors, until a classmate with a curious mind posted a post on the forum...

[It’s scary to think about it] Why is Harry Potter’s most precious treasure?

1st Floor/(No. Sister of Badger Courtyard Gossip): The treasures of other warriors are all of the opposite sex or relatives. Why is Harry’s treasure Ron? Could it be...could it be...maybe...omg I discovered something——

2nd Floor/(Sed’s Candy Party): Could it be that... Harry and Ron are a couple.

Floor 3/(Robbery of Honeydukes): Could it be that... Harry and Ron are a couple.

4th Floor/(A glass of pumpkin juice every day): Maybe... Harry and Ron are a couple.

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Floor 208/(What are Muggles?): No wonder they have to find twins as partners for the dance. I heard that Ron didn't even dance with his partner, and kept looking at Potter on the dance floor sadly...

Floor 211/(Honey Zizitang): I also met Harry and Ron sneaking together in the woods on the day of the Yule Ball. Now that I think about it, I seem to know something...

The style of this post is getting more and more wrong. The little melon-eating witches who have nothing to do have come up with a sadomasochistic couple who are in love but have no regard for the world and can only be good friends - Hello CP.

Some witches even proposed organizing a parade in Hogwarts to resist discrimination against homosexuals and to encourage same-sex couples on campus to love bravely.

If she hadn't known that Ron liked Hermione and Harry had a crush on Qiu Zhang, Sigrid would have almost believed it.

In the evening, Sigrid and Fred have a date at their old place.

"Then why don't you take the initiative to have a French kiss that lasts for five minutes? You know how to do it, right?" Fred looked at her with a smirk on his face.

Sigrid rolled her eyes at him, and her meaning was obvious: "You are a sperm, a crazy kisser with a brain above the worm."

Fred looked at his girlfriend's face and tentatively changed the bet to a simple one, "Otherwise... you lose 2 Galleons to me! After all, Harry is 2 points lower than Cedric."

Hearing this, Sigrid looked at him even more dissatisfied, with words written on her face, "You are a profiteer who even makes money from your girlfriend."

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After racking her brains for several more thoughts, Sigrid was still not satisfied.

Fred complained a hundred times in his mind why Harry Potter didn't live up to his expectations and let him lose this "unwinnable" bet.

"Then what do you think is an appropriate bet for me to raise?" Fred asked helplessly.

"Think for yourself." Sigrid has always been pampered and proud.

"Give me a hint, just a little bit..." Fred rubbed her shoulder weakly.

"Forum..." Sigrid held it in for a long time and kindly suggested a word.

"Forum?" Fred quickly took out the parchment from his pocket, luckily he didn't throw it in the dormitory, and quickly browsed through the posts one by one.

"Bi-dong? Do you want me to wall-dong you?" Fred suddenly had an idea.

Sigrid tilted her head and neither admitted nor denied. Fred buried his face in the table and shook his shoulders with laughter.

This time, Sigrid, who was already a little shy, went into a rage. She stood up and prepared to leave.

——Let’s have a cold war, Fred!

Fred quickly stopped laughing, suppressed the secret joy in his heart, and grabbed his angry little girlfriend.

Very good, Sigrid was imprisoned behind the door, Fred's shirt sleeves were rolled up casually, and the clear veins of the forearm leaning against the door could be seen, looking slender and strong.

Sigrid's face turned red——

"It's easy for me to satisfy your request. After all, it's the first time, the second time it's familiar..." Fred bowed and chuckled into her red ears.

After saying that, he kissed me——

"Asshole Fred - you hit my hair!" Sigrid scratched the neck of the person in front of her hard.

Fred was so frightened by Sigrid's cry of pain that he quickly stopped his hand, and a long hair fell to the ground...

——Suffer it, get rid of it!

——He actually provoked his girlfriend’s extremely long hair.

Fred quickly took her into his arms and touched her head comfortingly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Five minutes later, looking at Sigrid who was as obedient as a little sheep in his arms, Fred understood.

——In the future, if you can't explain things clearly with your mouth, just "dong" it and it will be solved.