One Piece: The Magician

The Straw Hats' food is consumed very quickly, which is a headache for Sanji.

Even if he filled the ship's refrigerator every time and prepared a giant mousetrap, it still couldn't stop a foodie wearing a straw hat from stealing food at night.

And in addition to Luffy, who is the biggest eater, there is also Sherlock who is a slightly less voracious person on the ship.

Although the ability of the mirror fruit is very powerful, you need to eat a lot of food to replenish energy every time you use the ability. And since Sherlock developed the extremely energy-consuming new ability of mirror fusion, his need for sleep has also begun to increase. .

Sherlock's daily routine on the boat these days is to eat, exercise, and sleep. He is almost like a mammal with a long nose and big ears.

Therefore, Luffy and Usopp had no choice but to pick up their fishing rods hungry and sit on the edge of the boat, planning to try their luck.

"I'm so hungry, I can't catch any fish at all."

"It's not all your fault, Luffy. You actually ate all the bait. How can we fish?"

"Hehe, bugs are still delicious. I ate a lot of bugs in the mountains when I was a kid." Luffy smiled carelessly and said, "But, Usopp, do you think we can catch Neptune with this?" "Class"

"I remember Sherlock said that the meat of Neptune species is very delicious, and it's so big." At this point, the idiot captain's mouth suddenly overflowed.

"It's all trivial for the Neptune King." Usopp proudly straightened his long nose and boasted forcefully: "I am the Fishing King Usopp. Last time in the small garden, if the giant masters hadn't taken action first, I would have I’ll show you how to catch that big goldfish.”

Luffy glanced at the long-nosed man next to him with extremely suspicious eyes: "Really? But at that time you were obviously so frightened that you were shaking all over."

"Idiot, I was shaking with excitement."

"Gah, gah" Karu, who was being used as bait, whined extremely uneasily.

Sherlock was lying on the deck chair on the deck with his eyes closed, taking a peaceful nap.

". Glasses likes to sleep a lot lately."

Gently covering the sleeping Sherlock with a blanket, Princess Weiwei looked at the sorcerer's peaceful sleeping face and raised the corners of her mouth in a nice arc.

"You can just sleep outside without worrying about catching a cold."

"You don't understand this, Weiwei." Zoro said seriously: "Sleeping under the sea breeze during the day is quite pleasant."

It seems that the green-haired swordsman understands this deeply.

"Tch, you green algae head." Sanji lit a cigarette with a look of disdain on his face: "I don't know if it was that guy who was sleeping soundly on the deck, not doing any work, and couldn't even scream. Awake."

"Soul" Zoro said with a dark face, grabbing Sanji's suit collar, with a ferocious look on his face: "Do you want to fight, you idiot with curly eyebrows?"

"Come here and shoot whoever you want"

Looking at the two people struggling together, Weiwei just smiled. It seemed that she had become accustomed to the extremely special way of communication between the two.

"This guy must have been sleeping so hard that he didn't react at all to such a noise."

Nami looked at Sherlock, who still looked calm, and then smiled at the blue-haired girl: "Don't worry, Vivi, it doesn't matter even if you catch a cold."

"We already have an excellent ship's doctor on board, right? Dr. Chopper." After saying that, Nami looked at the little reindeer beside her with a smile.

The little reindeer who was grinding the medicine powder was stunned when he heard this, and then jumped up, laughing and cursing while dancing.

"Idiot, idiot, no matter how much you praise me, I won't be happy."

You are obviously very happy x2

After a while, a thick white mist appeared in the sea ahead. Nami explained that it was water vapor produced by the eruption of an undersea volcano, so there was nothing to worry about.But when the Merry passed through the thick fog, Luffy and Usopp, who were fishing, let out a cry of surprise at the same time.

"Is this thing human?" x2

"quack"

"What's wrong, the slave actually accidentally hugged Lu Xingya who passed by the slave."

The sound of someone falling into the water

The curly-browed chef who had already made a truce with the green-haired swordsman was shocked. He naively thought that the person calling himself "Slave" was a more traditional lady with a bad voice. In order to implement his chivalry spirit, , Sanji jumped into the sea without saying a word.

"Don't panic, I'm here to save you."

But when the excited Sanji saw the dignity of the man who fell into the water, he instantly felt like a thunderbolt struck him.

How could this meow be a shemale?

Sanji was overly stimulated and took several mouthfuls of the bitter sea water. Then his vision went dark and he sank too.

"Oops Sanji, he drowned too" Usopp exclaimed.

"Someone is drowning, doctor, where is the doctor?" The panicked little reindeer almost cried, and then he suddenly realized: "Hey, isn't I a doctor?"

"Sanji, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you." Captain Doubi, who cared about his friends, jumped down without hesitation amidst the horrified eyes of everyone, without any awareness of being a landlubber.

Nami put her hand on her forehead and sighed helplessly.

In order to save one person, two people almost drowned, but there was no one left.

"Luffy, thank you, please don't cause any trouble." Zoro looked at the three sinking figures with a dark look on his face, and then jumped into the sea.

Sure enough, at the critical moment, it is the green algae head who can save the world.

I asked why I haven't seen Karu for a long time, and he was actually used as bait.

Can these people really save my country? At this time, Princess Weiwei suddenly expressed serious doubts about this.

"﹃~zz" Sherlock was still sleeping beautifully, with a calm look on his face, as if he was in two dimensions with the restless group of people.

"I didn't expect to be saved by a pirate I didn't know before. I will never forget your great kindness in this life."

"The sea water here is really cold," the rescued ladyboy said unceremoniously, "Can I ask you for a bowl of hot soup?"

"Don't even think about it." After being rescued, Sanji said, "My heart is old after seeing through the world of mortals, and the right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life." Hearing this, Sanji immediately refused and said, "There is no soup for you to drink here."

In fact, if it were in the past, the kind-hearted chef might still make a bowl of soup, but his mood was extremely bad at this time, and the most important thing was that there was no food on the ship.

The shemale man glanced at Sanji and blinked his eyes with exaggerated false eyelashes: "I remember you were the first one to save me."

"You come to save people even though you can't swim. I admire you the most for being so brave and kind-hearted." After saying this, the ladyboy even winked at her charmingly.

What's going on? Why has my right eyelid been twitching since I met this shemale?

Sanji felt that a door to hell had opened for him. He turned around with a pale face, intending to smoke a cigarette to calm down, but the cigarette and matches on his body were soaked by the sea water, so he had to go back to his room. Li Na.

"Are you a devil fruit user?" Zoro raised his eyebrows and asked.

"That's right, so I'm a landlubber~" The tall shemale stood up in an exaggerated manner, and spun in circles like a ballerina. Those light-weight movements made Weiwei, who had practiced dancing since she was a child, secretly think Admire.

Although this shemale looks a bit weird, her body is really soft.

"You also ate a Devil Fruit." Luffy asked excitedly after vomiting out the seawater in his stomach, "What is your ability?"

"Is this this?" The shemale man who was circling inadvertently saw Sherlock, who was lying on the recliner and sleeping soundly, and then his eyes gleamed as if he had discovered a new world.

"Hey~~There is a handsome guy sleeping here~~~"

"Anyway, I don't have much to do before the slave's ship arrives, so why don't I just show you a show?"

After saying that, the shemale came to Sherlock's side with extremely coquettish dance steps. With his back to everyone, he gently touched the sorcerer's face with his right hand.

"Wow, this guy's skin is pretty good~~~" The tone of this transvestite's voice was still so chilling, but his originally hoarse sissy voice turned into a very magnetic Qingyue male voice.

"Isn't this a familiar voice?" Nami's expression changed.

"Shouldn't his ability be?" Usopp suddenly remembered what Sanji said a few days ago.

"This is no joke." The shemale man who turned into Sherlock suddenly turned around with an exaggerated look on his face.

Boom was like a thunderbolt exploding in the minds of Nami and others, making them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Sherlock has always been calm, calm, noble and cool in front of everyone, and Nami and others are also familiar with this appearance of a magician.As for the funny version of Sherlock, let alone seeing it, I can't even imagine it.

Just like you can't imagine what Sanji will look like if he becomes gay and Luffy becomes vegetarian.

But this time, everyone's eyes were opened.

"Ah ha ha ha ha. Anyone whose face I touch, I can turn into him." The funny version of "Sherlock" touched the faces of everyone who was suffering from dementia one after another, and then danced like a ballet dancer. Played ballet.

"Whether it's appearance, figure, or body shape, they are exactly the same."

"This is the slave's ability to imitate fruits~~~~"

"Okay, that's great. Your ability is really interesting." Luffy's eyes were twinkling with stars, and then he seemed to have thought of something, turned around and ran into the restaurant.

"Um, can you stop talking like a sissy with this face?" Weiwei looked at "Sherlock" who was dancing the ladies' ballet with a sad look on her face. Although she knew very well that this was not a real sorcerer, but this The shocking picture really made the blue-haired girl unable to accept it.

Nami, Zoro and others all nodded in agreement.

"It's okay~~~ The slave family has a memory function." After saying that, the shemale man started to perform a face change again, changing all the faces that had been stored before, making Usopp and Chopper whistle excitedly. .

Wait, that face is not Weiwei's sudden change of expression.

"Hey, why don't you become Sherlock again?" Luffy ran out of the kitchen in a hurry, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand.

Usopp, whose eyesight was astonishing, glanced at the chopsticks in Luffy's hand, a few drops of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and his whole body trembled uneasily.

Could this guy want it?

When Sanji walked out of the boys' room with a cigarette in his mouth, he saw such a heartbreaking scene.

Luffy, Chopper and "Sherlock" were standing side by side, with chopsticks in their noses, laughing and dancing happily.

"I'll give you a big fuck"

Sanji, who stood there dumbfounded, couldn't help but curse, but this simple curse couldn't express one ten thousandth of his mood at this time.

The Sorcerer, Thassarian Sherlock, the most normal person in the Straw Hats, is dancing, or doing a funny dance with chopsticks in his nostrils, my God, is this world about to be destroyed?

It can only be said that Sherlock's reputation was ruined today, and he himself was asleep without knowing it.

It wasn't until the cigarette butt burned his hands that the curly-browed chef came back to his senses. He turned his head and looked away, and saw that Zoro, Nami, Usopp and the big duck Karu were all away from the funny trio and the sleeping Sherlock. From a distance, there was an inexplicable expression of horror on his face.

As for Princess Weiwei, she was nestled in Nami's arms with a look of pain on her face, obviously unable to accept the ruined scene in front of her.

"At the banquet that day, after Luffy invented this dance with chopsticks in his nostrils, he said that he really wanted to see Sherlock dance this dance, but Sherlock politely refused at the time. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, this This is unexpected." Usopp covered his eyes and whispered to Nami and others.

"Luffy, does he have a grudge against Sherlock?" Nami comforted Vivi, who was about to collapse, and looked at the idiot captain who was hugging "Sherlock" and smiling happily: "Or, he is A natural black”

"I don't know if there is any hatred." The corners of Zoro's mouth twitched violently. He felt that the blind scene in front of him was simply challenging the limit of the endurance of his tough swordsman's heart.

"But what I know is that if Sherlock wakes up now and finds someone doing such funny things in front of him, I guess we will have to change ships."

As a businessman who pays attention to being friendly and making money, Shylock is kind to everyone, and judging from his gentle and elegant appearance, he is also a good-tempered gentleman.But Zoro, who has strong intuition, knows very well that whoever offends this man who dares to openly attack the navy branch will definitely suffer unbearable revenge.

Several people looked at the sorcerer who was still sleeping soundly and let out a silent breath in their hearts.

"Huh, luckily he slept relatively soundly" x3