There is no Hokage in this world
Chapter 5 Avoiding Kissing Naruto Flying to the Sky, Pig Teammate Deer Deer Deer
Early the next morning, Naruto was fully dressed and made himself a bowl of hot noodles.
He slept soundly last night, so he was very energetic at this time. The only regret was that he had no dreams and could not know more about the future.
He didn't know that his so-called dreams were just fish that slipped through the memory seal.
Because Ren Ming's consciousness was separated and he deliberately thought about those plot scenes, he was able to receive these memories.
But Naruto has always had a rough mind and turned a blind eye to these ridiculous memories. It wasn't until he fell asleep that his brain automatically organized the memories during the day and formed a dream.
And he didn't use the Incarnation Technique all day yesterday, and Ren Ming's consciousness didn't come out.
If you think about it day by day, you will have dreams at night. Since there was no extra memory feedback yesterday, you will naturally not have related dreams.
Although he really wanted to know more about the future, if he didn't, it wouldn't ruin Naruto's good mood.
He finished the instant noodles in a huff, picked up the milk and started to drink it, but as soon as his lips touched the milk box, he suddenly paused and his eyes moved to the shelf life of the milk.
"Ah! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have had diarrhea just like in my dream, and I would have been embarrassed in front of that guy Zuo Zhu!" Naruto couldn't help but pat his chest when he saw that the shelf life was already last month.
The memory of dreams is messy and easy to forget, and after another day, many details have been almost forgotten. If it weren't for the scene in the dream about himself hurting Zuo Zhu, but failing to succeed because of diarrhea, he would never have remembered it. Will notice this.
He rummaged through the refrigerator, found two other boxes of expired milk, and poured them into the toilet.
"Let's go!" Naruto walked towards the academy with brisk steps.
At the door of the classroom, Naruto looked around. The girl he liked hadn't come yet, but the always arrogant Zuo Zhu was already sitting on the innermost seat in the middle row, with his hands under his nose, squinting his eyes, and doing Thinking.
"Huh, pretending so early in the morning. Sitting in that position with so much space on the side, isn't it just that you want a girl to sit next to you? What a great idea!" Naruto smiled coldly and sat down next to Zuo Zhu. There was a table near one end of the aisle, blocking the possibility of girls sitting there.
Compared with Zuo Zhu, who was quiet and concentrating with his eyes closed, Naruto was obviously more active. He seemed to have nails stuck under his butt, and he would move from time to time. His eyes wandered back and forth between the front and rear doors.
Instead of waiting for the girl he liked, he found a round-faced girl in the back row, always looking at him furtively. Every time he turned around, the girl quickly put her head down and pretended that nothing happened.
"It's this weird girl again, she's really ruining her good figure for nothing!" Naruto muttered, and suddenly saw two girls squeezing in at the back door.
One person uses the golden method to tie a single ponytail, and the waist is slender. The forehead protector that represents the monk is tied around his waist without feeling tight.
The other person has pink hair and wears a long red dress. He looks well-groomed and has quite a bit of color, but even when he is breathing, his chest does not rise much, which is rare at this age.
The admission age of Shenmu Cultivation Academy is from ten to 12 years old, and the schooling lasts for six years. You can apply for the graduation exam in advance. If you fail to graduate, you will automatically drop out of school.
Most of Naruto's graduates this time are 16 years old, and so are the pink-haired girls.
So girls with this kind of figure should not be liked by boys, but Naruto has a soft spot for her.
"Sakura, this..." Seeing the woman entering the door, Naruto quickly stood up and was about to extend his hand to say hello when he opened his head and saw the pink girl approaching in a flash.
Without waiting for Naruto to finish speaking, he pushed him away and said to Zuozhu in a clear voice: "Good morning, Zuozhu, can I sit next to you?"
Zuo Zhu glanced slightly from the corner of his eyes but said nothing. The blond girl had already chased after her and grabbed Sakura who was about to walk inside: "Wait a minute, I should sit down if you want to sit down!"
"There has to be a new arrival, Kanye!" Sakura retorted.
Jin Ye didn't agree: "I'm the one who goes to the classroom first!"
Sakura argued: "Obviously my toes entered first!"
"it's me!"
"It's obviously me!"
While the two were arguing, four or five more girls gathered around.
They obviously wanted to sit next to Zuo Zhu, but firstly they were blocked by Naruto. Secondly, they were a little reserved, but at this time Naruto had been thrown aside by Sakura, and the two girls had already started to compete. Others naturally no longer hesitate.
Zuo Zhu was upset after hearing this, so he closed his eyes and frowned slightly, but there was nothing he could do.
"boom!"
The table in front of him suddenly shook, and Zuo Zhu quickly opened his eyes, only to see that Naruto had jumped onto the table in front of him and was staring at him with squinted eyes.
"What do you want to do?" Zuo Zhu's eyes widened and his tone was unkind.
Naruto didn't answer, but stared back, but felt a little scared in his heart.
He originally wanted to get closer and see what was it about this guy that attracted girls, but when he saw Zuo Zhu's face up close, especially the rude mouth, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Prophecy, prophecy, what is it..."
While he was thinking, a boy in the front seat suddenly stood up, waved his arm, and bumped into Naruto's butt!
"I remembered……"
Naruto also reacted. Seeing that his body was leaning forward uncontrollably, he reached out and patted Zuo Zhu on the head.
Zuo Zhu was a moment slower than him, but when he saw him slap him, he instinctively twisted his neck, then raised his left hand, pressed it directly on Naruto's chest, and lifted it hard.
All this happened so fast. The boy in the front seat noticed that he had bumped into someone. He turned around and was about to apologize when he saw that Naruto had already made an arc and flown to the back row, colliding directly with a fat man who was eating rice cake.
After being thrown down, Naruto's first thought was not to be angry, but to pat his chest and think: "I didn't kiss you, it's a good thing, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain it clearly in front of Sakura!"
At this moment, an angry roar sounded: "Xuanyuan Naruto, don't you know that wasting food is shameful and unforgivable!"
Naruto was stunned: "What a waste?"
While he was wondering, he suddenly felt something light, and his body had been lifted high into the sky. The next moment, he was flying in the air.
"boom……"
A roll on the ground resolved most of the impact. Although Naruto was embarrassed, he was not injured.
He stood up hurriedly and said angrily: "Who attacked me unexpectedly!" You can't lose face in front of the girl you like.
But I saw a tall fat man in the back row, holding a small piece of rice cake in his hand, and his body was covered with bits of rice cake.A paper bag fell on the table in the back row, with two pieces of rice cooker half exposed at the mouth of the bag.
The fat man stuffed the pot with the injured hand into his mouth and glared at himself. He was obviously the real culprit.
Naruto instantly understood that he had knocked his snacks away, and he felt a little unreasonable. He turned his eyes and looked at the row in front of Zuozhu.
The instigator in the front row saw this and apologized quickly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"
"If an apology is useful, why should the police do it?" Naruto almost blurted out.
The boy asked curiously: "What is the police?"
There is no police in Shenmu Village, but there is a law enforcement hall.
Naruto himself didn't know what a policeman was, so he just blurted out the answer and couldn't answer it.
His anger usually comes and goes quickly, so he was so stunned that he couldn't let it out.
Fortunately, at this time, Yin Luka entered the classroom.
"What are you doing? Today is your last day in the academy. Why don't you go back to your seats and sit down!"
Following Yin Luka's words, everyone quickly returned to their seats and sat down, leaving only Naruto and the fat man who was picking up the rice cakes.
Naruto looked at Sakura, who had already sat next to Zuo Zhu, and the other girl on her right. He didn't know where to sit for a while. After struggling for a long time, he finally sat down in the front row of the strange round-faced girl he saw earlier. At that angle Just enough to see Sakura's side face.
Yin Luka was very patient. After watching Naruto and the fat man sit down, he said: "First of all, congratulations to everyone. From today on, you are officially practitioners. However, there is no need to be proud of being practitioners, because you are all You are still the lowest level junior monk and cannot take on tasks alone. Next, you will work in groups of three and follow a senior monk to perform tasks!"
When the new monks came down, some were surprised when they heard the news, while others were calm. Obviously, their family backgrounds were different, and their experiences were also different.
Jin Ye couldn't get a seat next to Zuo Zhu, so he had to sit in the back row. At this time, he said to Sakura, "I wonder who will be in the same group as Zuo Zhu?"
"Nonsense, of course it's me!" Sakura yelled in her heart, but Zuo Zhu was beside her, and she didn't want to offend him, so she said calmly: "I don't know!"
Little did he know that Zuo Zhu just regarded them as a hindrance and burden.
But Naruto began to long for his future teammates: "The first one is of course Sakura, and the other one, well, as long as it's not, what, impossible, absolutely impossible, how could it be that guy Zuo Zhu!"
He was thinking about it in his mind, but as he was thinking about it, he suddenly remembered some memories from Hokage and jumped up suddenly.
Seeing this, Yin Luka reprimanded: "Hey, Naruto, you have already become an official monk, how can you be so reckless and disrespectful? If you do this, I will deprive you of your qualifications as a monk!"
"I'm sorry! Iru, uh, Teacher Yin!" When Naruto heard this, he immediately turned off the engine, glanced at Zuo Zhu, and muttered, "Forget it, although Zuo Zhu is annoying, his strength is pretty good, so he probably won't Hold me back!"
The round-faced girl sitting behind him heard Naruto's muttering and couldn't help but think in disappointment: "So Naruto wants to become teammates with Zuo Zhu..."
When Yin Luka saw that Naruto had calmed down, he continued: "The balance of each group will be fully considered. Now I will announce the grouping information. The first group, Yuan..."
Every time Yin Luka read a name, someone answered. When he learned that the new monks in his group, some were secretly happy, some were disappointed, with various expressions on their faces.
Obviously, more than ten years of peace have caused these new generation monks to lose the calm mentality that a monk should have.
"Group [-]: Xuanyuan Naruto, Chunyu Ying, Yu Zuozhu!"
Naruto had already had a premonition and had made mental preparations in advance, so he did not express his dissatisfaction or excitement out loud at this time.
Chunyu Ying, also known as Xiao Ying, learned that she was in a group with Zuo Zhu. She didn't even bother to pretend to be a lady and jumped up excitedly.
When the round-faced girl behind Naruto saw this, she looked lonely and said to herself: "Knowing that Sakura is so happy to be in a group with Naruto, she must also like Naruto, so I, I should..."
While he was struggling, he heard Yin Luka announce: "Group [-]: Xiang Chutian, Mastiff Ya, You Zhinan!"
The round-faced girl, Xiang Chu Tian, responded weakly, her voice not as loud as Jin Ye’s complaint on the table next door.
"Really, why is this guy like you actually teaming up with him!" Jinye saw Sakura turning around to show off to him, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, as if he wanted to eat someone!
The boy with his bun next to him didn't understand. He closed his eyes and muttered: "Why do girls like that kind of guy?"
Jinye heard this and said angrily: "Don't you even understand this, Shilu?"
The young man glanced at her sideways: "I'm not a girl!"
Jin Ye sighed and said sarcastically: "Hey, that's why you are not popular. I really don't like being in the same group with someone like you!"
The young man rolled his eyes and turned away as if he didn't want to talk to a fool.The three Liang Shangqiu families are natural allies and have always been in a group, but he is too lazy to explain, so let reality give her a fatal blow!
Sure enough, Iruka read at the end: "Group [-]: Shang Jinye, Liang Shilu, Qiu Qianzhang."
When Jin Ye heard this, his eyebrows suddenly knitted together. Forget it about Shilu, why was that guy Qianzhang also in the same group as him?
Seeing her expression, Shilu was also distressed: "Even if we don't mention the friendship between the three Liang Shangqiu families, there are thirty people in the classroom, in groups of three. The first nine groups have all been informed. Even the stupidest person can know that the remaining three They will definitely be a group. I don’t even know this. Hey, I will get annoyed in the future. Is it still too late to apply for repeating the grade? Forget it, if I repeat the grade, I will definitely be nagged by my mother. Woman, it is so troublesome..."
He slept soundly last night, so he was very energetic at this time. The only regret was that he had no dreams and could not know more about the future.
He didn't know that his so-called dreams were just fish that slipped through the memory seal.
Because Ren Ming's consciousness was separated and he deliberately thought about those plot scenes, he was able to receive these memories.
But Naruto has always had a rough mind and turned a blind eye to these ridiculous memories. It wasn't until he fell asleep that his brain automatically organized the memories during the day and formed a dream.
And he didn't use the Incarnation Technique all day yesterday, and Ren Ming's consciousness didn't come out.
If you think about it day by day, you will have dreams at night. Since there was no extra memory feedback yesterday, you will naturally not have related dreams.
Although he really wanted to know more about the future, if he didn't, it wouldn't ruin Naruto's good mood.
He finished the instant noodles in a huff, picked up the milk and started to drink it, but as soon as his lips touched the milk box, he suddenly paused and his eyes moved to the shelf life of the milk.
"Ah! Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have had diarrhea just like in my dream, and I would have been embarrassed in front of that guy Zuo Zhu!" Naruto couldn't help but pat his chest when he saw that the shelf life was already last month.
The memory of dreams is messy and easy to forget, and after another day, many details have been almost forgotten. If it weren't for the scene in the dream about himself hurting Zuo Zhu, but failing to succeed because of diarrhea, he would never have remembered it. Will notice this.
He rummaged through the refrigerator, found two other boxes of expired milk, and poured them into the toilet.
"Let's go!" Naruto walked towards the academy with brisk steps.
At the door of the classroom, Naruto looked around. The girl he liked hadn't come yet, but the always arrogant Zuo Zhu was already sitting on the innermost seat in the middle row, with his hands under his nose, squinting his eyes, and doing Thinking.
"Huh, pretending so early in the morning. Sitting in that position with so much space on the side, isn't it just that you want a girl to sit next to you? What a great idea!" Naruto smiled coldly and sat down next to Zuo Zhu. There was a table near one end of the aisle, blocking the possibility of girls sitting there.
Compared with Zuo Zhu, who was quiet and concentrating with his eyes closed, Naruto was obviously more active. He seemed to have nails stuck under his butt, and he would move from time to time. His eyes wandered back and forth between the front and rear doors.
Instead of waiting for the girl he liked, he found a round-faced girl in the back row, always looking at him furtively. Every time he turned around, the girl quickly put her head down and pretended that nothing happened.
"It's this weird girl again, she's really ruining her good figure for nothing!" Naruto muttered, and suddenly saw two girls squeezing in at the back door.
One person uses the golden method to tie a single ponytail, and the waist is slender. The forehead protector that represents the monk is tied around his waist without feeling tight.
The other person has pink hair and wears a long red dress. He looks well-groomed and has quite a bit of color, but even when he is breathing, his chest does not rise much, which is rare at this age.
The admission age of Shenmu Cultivation Academy is from ten to 12 years old, and the schooling lasts for six years. You can apply for the graduation exam in advance. If you fail to graduate, you will automatically drop out of school.
Most of Naruto's graduates this time are 16 years old, and so are the pink-haired girls.
So girls with this kind of figure should not be liked by boys, but Naruto has a soft spot for her.
"Sakura, this..." Seeing the woman entering the door, Naruto quickly stood up and was about to extend his hand to say hello when he opened his head and saw the pink girl approaching in a flash.
Without waiting for Naruto to finish speaking, he pushed him away and said to Zuozhu in a clear voice: "Good morning, Zuozhu, can I sit next to you?"
Zuo Zhu glanced slightly from the corner of his eyes but said nothing. The blond girl had already chased after her and grabbed Sakura who was about to walk inside: "Wait a minute, I should sit down if you want to sit down!"
"There has to be a new arrival, Kanye!" Sakura retorted.
Jin Ye didn't agree: "I'm the one who goes to the classroom first!"
Sakura argued: "Obviously my toes entered first!"
"it's me!"
"It's obviously me!"
While the two were arguing, four or five more girls gathered around.
They obviously wanted to sit next to Zuo Zhu, but firstly they were blocked by Naruto. Secondly, they were a little reserved, but at this time Naruto had been thrown aside by Sakura, and the two girls had already started to compete. Others naturally no longer hesitate.
Zuo Zhu was upset after hearing this, so he closed his eyes and frowned slightly, but there was nothing he could do.
"boom!"
The table in front of him suddenly shook, and Zuo Zhu quickly opened his eyes, only to see that Naruto had jumped onto the table in front of him and was staring at him with squinted eyes.
"What do you want to do?" Zuo Zhu's eyes widened and his tone was unkind.
Naruto didn't answer, but stared back, but felt a little scared in his heart.
He originally wanted to get closer and see what was it about this guy that attracted girls, but when he saw Zuo Zhu's face up close, especially the rude mouth, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.
"Prophecy, prophecy, what is it..."
While he was thinking, a boy in the front seat suddenly stood up, waved his arm, and bumped into Naruto's butt!
"I remembered……"
Naruto also reacted. Seeing that his body was leaning forward uncontrollably, he reached out and patted Zuo Zhu on the head.
Zuo Zhu was a moment slower than him, but when he saw him slap him, he instinctively twisted his neck, then raised his left hand, pressed it directly on Naruto's chest, and lifted it hard.
All this happened so fast. The boy in the front seat noticed that he had bumped into someone. He turned around and was about to apologize when he saw that Naruto had already made an arc and flown to the back row, colliding directly with a fat man who was eating rice cake.
After being thrown down, Naruto's first thought was not to be angry, but to pat his chest and think: "I didn't kiss you, it's a good thing, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain it clearly in front of Sakura!"
At this moment, an angry roar sounded: "Xuanyuan Naruto, don't you know that wasting food is shameful and unforgivable!"
Naruto was stunned: "What a waste?"
While he was wondering, he suddenly felt something light, and his body had been lifted high into the sky. The next moment, he was flying in the air.
"boom……"
A roll on the ground resolved most of the impact. Although Naruto was embarrassed, he was not injured.
He stood up hurriedly and said angrily: "Who attacked me unexpectedly!" You can't lose face in front of the girl you like.
But I saw a tall fat man in the back row, holding a small piece of rice cake in his hand, and his body was covered with bits of rice cake.A paper bag fell on the table in the back row, with two pieces of rice cooker half exposed at the mouth of the bag.
The fat man stuffed the pot with the injured hand into his mouth and glared at himself. He was obviously the real culprit.
Naruto instantly understood that he had knocked his snacks away, and he felt a little unreasonable. He turned his eyes and looked at the row in front of Zuozhu.
The instigator in the front row saw this and apologized quickly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"
"If an apology is useful, why should the police do it?" Naruto almost blurted out.
The boy asked curiously: "What is the police?"
There is no police in Shenmu Village, but there is a law enforcement hall.
Naruto himself didn't know what a policeman was, so he just blurted out the answer and couldn't answer it.
His anger usually comes and goes quickly, so he was so stunned that he couldn't let it out.
Fortunately, at this time, Yin Luka entered the classroom.
"What are you doing? Today is your last day in the academy. Why don't you go back to your seats and sit down!"
Following Yin Luka's words, everyone quickly returned to their seats and sat down, leaving only Naruto and the fat man who was picking up the rice cakes.
Naruto looked at Sakura, who had already sat next to Zuo Zhu, and the other girl on her right. He didn't know where to sit for a while. After struggling for a long time, he finally sat down in the front row of the strange round-faced girl he saw earlier. At that angle Just enough to see Sakura's side face.
Yin Luka was very patient. After watching Naruto and the fat man sit down, he said: "First of all, congratulations to everyone. From today on, you are officially practitioners. However, there is no need to be proud of being practitioners, because you are all You are still the lowest level junior monk and cannot take on tasks alone. Next, you will work in groups of three and follow a senior monk to perform tasks!"
When the new monks came down, some were surprised when they heard the news, while others were calm. Obviously, their family backgrounds were different, and their experiences were also different.
Jin Ye couldn't get a seat next to Zuo Zhu, so he had to sit in the back row. At this time, he said to Sakura, "I wonder who will be in the same group as Zuo Zhu?"
"Nonsense, of course it's me!" Sakura yelled in her heart, but Zuo Zhu was beside her, and she didn't want to offend him, so she said calmly: "I don't know!"
Little did he know that Zuo Zhu just regarded them as a hindrance and burden.
But Naruto began to long for his future teammates: "The first one is of course Sakura, and the other one, well, as long as it's not, what, impossible, absolutely impossible, how could it be that guy Zuo Zhu!"
He was thinking about it in his mind, but as he was thinking about it, he suddenly remembered some memories from Hokage and jumped up suddenly.
Seeing this, Yin Luka reprimanded: "Hey, Naruto, you have already become an official monk, how can you be so reckless and disrespectful? If you do this, I will deprive you of your qualifications as a monk!"
"I'm sorry! Iru, uh, Teacher Yin!" When Naruto heard this, he immediately turned off the engine, glanced at Zuo Zhu, and muttered, "Forget it, although Zuo Zhu is annoying, his strength is pretty good, so he probably won't Hold me back!"
The round-faced girl sitting behind him heard Naruto's muttering and couldn't help but think in disappointment: "So Naruto wants to become teammates with Zuo Zhu..."
When Yin Luka saw that Naruto had calmed down, he continued: "The balance of each group will be fully considered. Now I will announce the grouping information. The first group, Yuan..."
Every time Yin Luka read a name, someone answered. When he learned that the new monks in his group, some were secretly happy, some were disappointed, with various expressions on their faces.
Obviously, more than ten years of peace have caused these new generation monks to lose the calm mentality that a monk should have.
"Group [-]: Xuanyuan Naruto, Chunyu Ying, Yu Zuozhu!"
Naruto had already had a premonition and had made mental preparations in advance, so he did not express his dissatisfaction or excitement out loud at this time.
Chunyu Ying, also known as Xiao Ying, learned that she was in a group with Zuo Zhu. She didn't even bother to pretend to be a lady and jumped up excitedly.
When the round-faced girl behind Naruto saw this, she looked lonely and said to herself: "Knowing that Sakura is so happy to be in a group with Naruto, she must also like Naruto, so I, I should..."
While he was struggling, he heard Yin Luka announce: "Group [-]: Xiang Chutian, Mastiff Ya, You Zhinan!"
The round-faced girl, Xiang Chu Tian, responded weakly, her voice not as loud as Jin Ye’s complaint on the table next door.
"Really, why is this guy like you actually teaming up with him!" Jinye saw Sakura turning around to show off to him, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, as if he wanted to eat someone!
The boy with his bun next to him didn't understand. He closed his eyes and muttered: "Why do girls like that kind of guy?"
Jinye heard this and said angrily: "Don't you even understand this, Shilu?"
The young man glanced at her sideways: "I'm not a girl!"
Jin Ye sighed and said sarcastically: "Hey, that's why you are not popular. I really don't like being in the same group with someone like you!"
The young man rolled his eyes and turned away as if he didn't want to talk to a fool.The three Liang Shangqiu families are natural allies and have always been in a group, but he is too lazy to explain, so let reality give her a fatal blow!
Sure enough, Iruka read at the end: "Group [-]: Shang Jinye, Liang Shilu, Qiu Qianzhang."
When Jin Ye heard this, his eyebrows suddenly knitted together. Forget it about Shilu, why was that guy Qianzhang also in the same group as him?
Seeing her expression, Shilu was also distressed: "Even if we don't mention the friendship between the three Liang Shangqiu families, there are thirty people in the classroom, in groups of three. The first nine groups have all been informed. Even the stupidest person can know that the remaining three They will definitely be a group. I don’t even know this. Hey, I will get annoyed in the future. Is it still too late to apply for repeating the grade? Forget it, if I repeat the grade, I will definitely be nagged by my mother. Woman, it is so troublesome..."
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