Douluo Dalu: My martial spirit is Shaohao Bone

"Ha~" A person slowly sat up from the sofa. "Mr. Yu (Xiao Hanyu), your sofa is quite comfortable."

"Tang Yubing, when will you go home?"

"Huh, home? I'd rather never have this thing. After all, today seems to be Saturday. Is it past 10 o'clock? Douluo updated."

With that said, Tang Yubing took the remote control and turned on the TV, preparing to play Douluo Dalu.

"Brother Bing, please be more serious, okay?" Xiao Hanyu covered her forehead and said helplessly: "I don't know how a social loser like you, who eats and sleeps every day, is almost a hundred points taller than me. "

"Mr. Yu, you agreed to go to the same university as me. Have you given enough "sponsorship fees" to that school?"

"Damn it, I don't want to open any of the pots!"

"So how much did you give?"

"It's not a lot. Just a few dozen W's."

"Holy shit! I love you Mr. Yu, rich lady, please support me!" (o)

"Get out! Labor man!"

The corner of Tang Yubing's mouth rose inexplicably: "Do you need me to post your photos of women in the school forum?"

"I'll go directly to have sex tomorrow."

"If you dare to change your gender, I will marry you."

"Duck doesn't have to."

"Mr. Yu, I know you have a girl's heart."

"What do you say?" (Tang Yubing's mind automatically translated: Give me a reason not to beat you to death)

"Putting aside your height of 1.5 meters, you look more feminine and a bit kawaii, and you are quite popular with girls. After all, every girl in the class is... "

At this time, the more Xiao Hanyu talked, the darker his face became. He slowly made a fist with his right hand and interrupted Tang Yubing: "Are you done? Is there anything else you want to say?"

"No!"

After saying that, only Douluo Dalu's voice was left in the air.

Ten minutes later...

"Hi~" Tang Yubing sighed and said, "May I ask how Tencent can produce so many episodes of Poseidon Island? If this continues, it feels like we won't be able to see Tang San and Wuhundian fighting until next year!"

"Don't worry, you may not be able to see it next year."

"The sea is full of water!"

At this time, they were still discussing, but they didn't know that the danger was approaching.

boom!

There was a loud noise in the sky, and an inexplicably out-of-control plane crashed into Xiao Hanyu's home and successfully penetrated the floor where the two of them were.

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Wow, a parasitic soul has been detected!

"Hey?" (Translation: What the hell?)

The system is binding...

Damn it! Am I, Tang Yubing, the chosen one?

Binding progress 1...99

An unknown error occurred╮(￣▽￣")╭The progress bar man has died.

Damn it! (But I am uneducated, so I can tell the world with just one word)

"Hey, host, do you mind if I make a little joke?" The system used a neutral voice with a hint of naughtiness in it.

"I don't mind. By the way, where am I now?" Tang Yubing looked at the darkness around him.

"Go back to the host. This is a space I created for you independently. You are now a soul body. Oh, by the way, you will be reborn in a different world later, with a random identity~. There is another time you asked me to help you realize your wish. Opportunity, any questions?”

"Based on my more than ten years of experience reading novels, I can't tell how I will die. So, how did I die?"

"Back to the host, the plane crashed into the building and killed him."

"Damn it! What a huge mistake!"

"It's better than someone dying from overexerting themselves while taking a shit in the toilet."

"By the way, can anything that wish come true?"

"No~, it's something I can do~"

"Then let Xiao Hanyu and I be reborn in that different world, preferably Douluo Continent, okay?"

"Okay~ But host, are you sure you want to use this only opportunity on him?"

Tang Yubing didn't hesitate at all: "Sure, let him be reborn as a girl."

Good guy, it’s a direct act of brothers becoming wives (Comments from the author)

"By the way, host, do you still have a newbie gift package to open?"

"Nonsense, leave it to me."

"Congratulations on getting a new gift pack!"

"Where are you leaving the matryoshka doll? Keep driving until you can't drive anymore."

"Congratulations on getting a small gift pack for newbies!"

“Congratulations on getting a newbie micro gift package!”

……

After countless notifications, Tang Yu Bingsheng lay on the ground helplessly and said, "What sin did I commit in my previous life?"

"Congratulations on getting the Novice One Nano Gift Pack! P.S. The host concentrate is the essence. Trust me, this gift pack will not be given out anymore."

"Give it to Grandpa!"

"Congratulations on getting the (fierce) Wuhun 2 (You will have to wait until you start Wuhun when you are six years old to find out.)"

"hurry up!"

"Good host."

Then a space door slowly opened, and Tang Yubing's soul walked in.

At this time, the system couldn't help but sigh: "The gift packs are full of good things. The probability of getting the next gift pack is even less than one trillionth, and this person has won dozens of them. Is this a European emperor or a non-chief?" He's an O.K., and everything he draws out is what he doesn't want. You can say he's wrong, but the probability of getting it is less than one in a trillion, which is a big deal!"

"Forget it, I have to ask the Lord of Hell for someone next. This host becomes more and more troublesome every time!"

Next is the daily collection of Xiao Hanyu and Tang Yubing in Blue Star (sand sculpture collection):

"Brother Bing, how do you feel about your recent online classes?" Xiao Hanyu said to the person behind him while writing his homework: "I feel like there is a lot less homework."

“It feels like the ranking points are going up pretty quickly.”

"...Brother Bing, don't you have any homework?"

"Yes, but the teacher doesn't give me any homework, so I'll just pretend it doesn't happen."

"Holy crap! 666, how did you do that?"

"You need to have a heart that is so angry that you will not pay for your life, an attitude that does not matter to anything, and an abnormal and clear brain circuit."

"Doesn't such a person really exist?"

"Far away in the horizon, close in front of you, not deliberately, but as you please."

"Okay, then I'll try (die)."

the next morning

Tang Yubing took the ointment and helped Xiao Hanyu apply it

"Hey~, Brother Bing, be gentle!"

"Haha, you deserve it. Who dared you to try it?"

"Then why can you succeed, Mao?"

"Eh~" Tang Yubing sighed and said, "It's not because no one cares about it, and I feel that the homework is too easy."

"Is this the reason why your Chinese is only five points?"

Tang Yubing suddenly showed a weird smile, squeezed a quarter of the ointment into his hand, and slapped the bruise on Xiao Hanyu's back.

"Ah~! Be gentle! I was wrong! I shouldn't have opened and picked up any pot!"

[Author's digression]: Don't worry, I am still a student like the author. I update every two or three days, so I probably... won't run away. Hey