There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 9 Let’s fight to the death!

No one won this bet, or in other words, just when An Sheng was about to start, a tough guy came to kick the place.

Well, it's not a challenge, it's a gym kick, the kind where you can become a gym leader if you win.

I heard that the Tie Hanhan who came here is quite famous and seems to be a leader among the younger generation.

I don't know whether he was Qiao Chu or not, but when his last elf was taken away by the Wind Speed ​​Dog's Flash Charge, he cried quite sadly.

But while he was sad, An Sheng was quite happy.

Because this month we finally have video footage of water, I have already thought of a name for the video, and it is called "The Younger Generation Tiehanhan Comes to Play at the Club, and Someone Is Suspected to Be Bewitched".

Although the name of the video is a bit...ahem, An Sheng believes that the benefits he posted at the end of the video will definitely make those pornographic people forget their names.

Finally, after Anping continued to lower the standards of video welfare, the video that had been blocked more than a dozen times finally passed the review.

An Sheng expressed deep condemnation, but the last eldest sister's breasts were half exposed, her hair was a bit too big and too white, so she even hit her back several times, which was simply unreasonable.

At that time, An Heng had no choice but to search hard for videos in the dance section or the domestic section for two hours. After enduring the impact of big waves for a long time, he finally found a video of a big sister dancing that was not too revealing.

This kind of work was absolutely mind-numbing, but thanks to An Sheng's strong will, he finally walked out of the room without holding on to his waist.

But there is no other way, the goblins in those two districts can only be subdued by a son of destiny like him.

For the sake of the world, my... waist can still hold on.

"Butler Shi Lan said they would come to visit in a few days." An Xian slurred his face and sighed as he looked at the big fish and meat the other two women ate.

However, when he turned his attention to the little Po Feng cotton-padded jacket sitting next to him, who was also sullen, he felt much better.

"Steward Shi Lan?!"

An Sheng didn't take a breath, and he made a decision to run away after dinner.

Who is Steward Shi Lan?

The personal butler of Cattleya, the explosive maniac in Hezhong.

Do you think there is any intersection between An Sheng and the explosive maniac?There is something a bit different about being both top superpower users.

Mainly because four years ago, 16-year-old Cattleya traveled across the ocean to seek advice from a 12-year-old baby in order to control her violent superpower.

In this regard, Anping is unwilling to die.

Although he could survive Cattleya's loss of control with his superpower, no one wanted to live in such a state of fear.

So he asked Cattleya why she didn't go to Kanto to ask Nazi for advice. After all, she could turn people into rag dolls, which showed that she was absolutely proficient in manipulation.

Not even Tranquility can do this.

Among the three people, if Nazhi is good at manipulation and Cattleya is good at cremation and one-stop service, then his tranquility is large, just like the foam that keeps spitting out.

As a result, people said that Nazi was a psychopath and was afraid of being infected.

An Jing couldn't refute that Yinazi's behavior was indeed a bit psychopathic.

It was just that Cattleya's words 'accidentally' slipped out of his mouth, attracting two female superpowers to fight, and he was lucky enough to escape.

However, in order to live a quiet life, An Sheng still came up with an idea when Cattleya went to the appointment.

That is to release your superpower. Without superpower in your body, even if you get angry again, it won't cause any harm, right?

He originally thought that the idea he had worked out with his wasted little brain would allow Cattleya to warm up with him before the fight.

Unexpectedly, people happily expressed that this was a good idea.

It can be said that the castle where Cattleya lives is surrounded by deserted people, and there is not even an elf hair in sight. He has to bear 2/3 of the responsibility.

But there was nothing we could do about it. Who knew that Cattleya was so powerful, she would clear out her superpowers every three days, just like a time bomb that would explode when the time came.

Now that Cattleya is here again, isn't it because her brain finally came to her senses and is causing trouble?

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In the office of the president of the Zhuxia Elf Association, Wang Shixiu carefully read the news from Hezhong in his hand and kept smacking his lips:

"Please tell me about the super power. Is it the doll from the Starfire Gym?"

Good guy, this is called a card!

Now Wang Shixiu could not wait to fly to Hezhong immediately on a dragon and slap this piece of paper on the face of the leader of the Hezhong Alliance.

Then he inserted it into his waist, raised his head and laughed three times, farting at him, admiring the way he wanted to do something but wanted to hold back.

Look, look, your super-powerful king has to ask our Zhuxia doll for super powers who just received an elf.

Ouch, ouch, this is really embarrassing for us.

Is that little doll a superpower?

It just so happens that my old buddy recently had a happy birthday. If you have any, I'll send them to him.

My old friend must agree. After all, following a top superpower has great benefits.

Wow ha ha ha ha…………

A carefree person sitting in the corner looked at the proud look on his president's face, lit a cigarette, held it in his mouth, walked up to him, and blew out the puff of cigarette in his mouth.

The strong smell of second-hand smoke made Wang Shixiu cough repeatedly, "You want to rebel, I think I will hang you out. If you have nothing to do, go and take on a mission. The majestic flying king is like a second-rate man every day."

Hua Erjun grinned, bared his big yellow teeth, and said, "President, I have some bad news for you. The doll from the Xinghuo Gym just escaped."

"Escaped? Where did he go?" Wang Shixiu's face froze. Before I could finish feeling proud, the protagonist escaped.

"I don't know." Hua Erjun sat on the swivel chair opposite Wang Shixiu, took off his shoes and put his feet on his desk. A strong salty smell filled the office.

"That doll has superpowers. It's going to be troublesome to find it. Who knows where it slipped away?"

Hua Erjun thought he was very familiar with An Anliang because he was one of those colorful people, but he couldn't guess where An Anliang had slipped away.

Wang Shixiu rolled his eyes and resisted the feeling of retching to finish listening to these words, and then released a silver crab that was full of metal.

"Metrogross, throw him out of the window."

The King of Champions in my family is not like other areas who have another main business, and they treat the King of Champions as a side job.

But every one of them is also a problem child, and they all have their own quirks.

For example, the flying king in front of him didn't like bathing very much, comparable to Wang Anshi in ancient times.

And recently, I have become obsessed with the second-rate guys in short videos, and their imitations are so damn lifelike.

I really don’t know if it’s because he has the DNA of a second-rate character engraved in his bones, or if he acts too much like him.

Fortunately, he knew his image when he appeared in the public eye, otherwise Wang Shixiu would have thought about kicking this guy off as the king.

He was obviously a neat young man before.

"Huge gold..."

Metagross's emotionless eyes lit up with blue light, and he threw a certain flying king that was polluting the air out of the window.

He is already quite skilled at this. Except for the two women in the King's Champions, he has thrown all the other three down.

"Damn it, there's a new women's restroom down there!"

Wang Shixiu, who took the fan and kept fanning it, suddenly opened his eyes and shouted loudly, and rushed to the window. He only saw a man wearing trousers of his birth year being chased by a group of young ladies, one of whom was wearing purple lipstick. cleaning lady.

I just don’t know what’s going on with the purple lip marks on Hua Erjun’s face?

"It looks like I'll have to change the place next time I throw it."

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Pastries and Ice Cream, as a store with quite a reputation, opened right opposite the Spark Gym.

But what this shop is famous for is not its ice cream, but its pastries.

And our protagonist is lying on the second floor of this store, holding a night vision binoculars in his hand.

Next to him, there were two or three delicate plates with only a few pastry crumbs left.

"Xiao Xiang, it's late at night, it's time to go to bed." An old woman with silver hair and a gentle smile opened the door and said with a smile.

"Thank you grandma, I understand."

After hearing Xie Xia's words, An Sheng put down the telescope obediently. Under Xie Xia's gaze, he threw away his slippers, covered himself with a quilt, and got into bed.

Why is he Xie Xia's favorite cub among the children around her?Is it because he is the most well-behaved?No, it's not, it's because Xie Xia taught him how to make energy cubes.

To make it clear, the old woman in front of him is his master.

In fact, as a master and apprentice, An Sheng didn't have to be so well-behaved. The main reason was that when Xie Xia taught him, the ruler was a bit hard.

A shadow in the shape of a ruler was left in An Sheng's heart.

Up to now, An Sheng's biggest regret is that he wanted to sleep more and learn to make energy cubes from Xie Xia.

If possible, he really didn't want to see the ruler that Lu Xun was taught by legend.

"Sanai~~"

Gardevoir hummed a soft song and put a cup of hot milk on the table, "I want a cup of hot milk tonight. Xiao Xiang has already drank it."

"Ah, it's time to drink milk again. Seriously, I haven't gotten used to it after half my life."

Looking straight at the playful Vulpix, Xie Xia helplessly drank the milk: "Why did Gardevoir sneak out this time?"

"I sneaked in quietly and asked Charizard and the others, it seems because Cattleya is coming, Shanai~"

Gardevoir clasped his hands together, tilted his head, and said playfully: "Do you think we should send Xiao Xiang back? Maybe we can even make a beautiful marriage."

"Are you trying to pull a red string again?" Xie Xia mocked unceremoniously, "You've been pulling a red string for half your life, but you haven't even been able to find a match. You're really a competent matchmaker."

"Shanai~"

Gardevoir rolled his eyes cutely and walked into the kitchen with his empty cup. Soon there was the sound of water dripping.

"Cattleya from the Hezhong area. I heard that that little girl is known as the Explosives Madman. I still want to live in peace and security for the rest of my life."

Xie Xia shuddered when she thought that when An Anping came to see her later, there would be a time bomb next to her.

She just wanted to live a stable retirement life and teach a young apprentice.

It’s better to never have those days of being on tenterhooks.

"Gengar, go and stay in Gardevoir's shadow. Don't let her have the chance to pull the red line."

"Jie Jie~~"

Xie Xia stepped on the shadow with her foot, and a gloomy Gengar came out of his head and smiled, but the smile was a bit obscene, completely destroying the gloomy feeling when he just came out of the arena.

Great, I have another chance to see the lovely Gardevoir openly.

"Stop lifting her skirt." Xie Xia reminded her kindly, trying to put an end to Geng Gui's suicidal thoughts.

However, Gengar, who had been pestering Gardevoir for half his life, just nodded indifferently and did not take this reminder to heart at all.

As if she could predict what would happen next, Xie Xia could only shake her head, pick up the scruff of Six-Tails Destiny, and walk slowly upstairs.

"Old man, you have to go to bed early and get up early. Xiao Liuwei, go to bed with grandma."

"Oh~" You put me down, I still want to play.

Vulpix stared with a pair of dead fish eyes and protested in a low voice.

"Shanai~Gengar, you die for me!"

Half an hour later, Gardevoir's furious telepathy sounded in the hearts of the two sleeping people.

But they waved their hands in the same motion, then pulled the quilt over their heads, deciding that it was not a fight between the two elves.

It's just that the little Vulpix is ​​suffering, and the energy in his body that can pierce the sky has no place to have fun.

It was night, amidst the sounds of the two elves fighting, the master and the apprentice skillfully took out their earplugs and lay on the bed, soundly sleeping.

"What a beautiful day!"

On July [-]th, the weather was sunny. He opened the window peacefully to welcome the noisy wind and stretched lazily.

Leaning on the stairs and walking slowly downstairs, I saw Gardevoir sitting on the sofa angrily with her arms folded, her face bulging into a bun, and she looked extremely cute.

Gengar, with a satisfied smile on his face, was swimming in the shadow of Gardevoir with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Although he didn't see anything yesterday, Gardevoir's delicate feet kept kicking him in the face.

That silky touch is worth my whole life!

But he still wanted to say something, damn Holy Light! ! !

Sooner or later I will have to fight you to the death!

"Gardevoir, what are you having for breakfast today?"

An Sheng yawned and buried his head in the soft pillow.

"Eat, eat, eat, I won't eat your shit!"

Gardevoir used teleportation to sit on An Sheng's waist, grabbed An Sheng's face with his little hands, and pulled hard to both sides.

The whole process looked extremely skilled.

Gengar who stayed aside showed envious eyes.

If Gardevoir could do this to him, he would even have to fight Giratina.

"Gardevoir, I was wrong!"

An Jing made a classic French military salute, begged for mercy vaguely, and stared at Gardevoir with a pair of big clear eyes.

Facts have proved that handsome boys can still be cute even when they grow up.

Anyway, Gardevoir can't eat this kind of thing. She has wanted to settle down in peace and throw it into the pile of dolls in her room since she was a child.

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"If you don't hand over your recommendation vote, I will turn you into a doll! I, Gardevoir, am super fierce! Wow (????w????)"

(End of this chapter)