There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 23 This time is the attack round of the Crystal Lamp Fire Spirit

magic city,

Just after An Sheng was discharged from the hospital, Yu Yiti slipped him back home and issued a grounding order, so he couldn't leave for a short time.

Although An Sheng strongly protested against this decision, he also knew that Yu Yi would not be able to calm down in a short time.

Team Rocket members feel this the same way. It is getting more and more difficult to move around in Zhuxia. Boss Sakaki, we have to go back?_?

But there were also people who raised their limbs in agreement with this decision. A certain lifelong enemy hurriedly left the academy and came to the Magic City, regardless of Wang Yan's "die, die, die" pleas.

After spending a few days to get a thorough diagnosis, I bought a plane ticket, packed my luggage and flew to Alola.

Later, several people claiming to be lifelong enemies and friends called his cell phone.

Is it because my friend didn't know that he started yelling angrily as soon as he made the call? How could An Anran endure such a tone?

So I discussed it with those people for a long time in beautiful Chinese.

Then just when he dialed the number of his lifelong enemy and planned to copy those people's words to him, the sweet voice of the young lady came from inside.

Well, shut down...

No wonder.

However, Anjing still had a solution. He recorded a "beautiful" message with a tape recorder and asked the post office to send it to him.

It's a pity that there is no Scottish round-faced chicken.

……

Time flies by very quickly, An Sheng was locked up at home in mid-August, and now that September is coming to an end, he has not been able to step out of the house.

Among them, the contribution of the crystal lantern fire spirit is particularly prominent.

"Ice Elf, also known as Ice Eevee, is evolved from the ordinary Elf Eevee. Its evolution method is..."

On TV, Dr. Oki, with white hair at the temples, was holding an ice elf and explaining. The cold air from the ice elf's mouth made Dr. Oki's eyebrows and hair freeze.

If it were anyone else, they might still be worried about whether Dr. Ohki would get sick from this, but after watching some of the feats in the animation, I'm not worried at all.

This person is still intact despite being crushed by stinky mud.

There is a fruit plate on the coffee table. Of course, the fruits inside are definitely not like those in a love apartment.

There was also a plate of nearly eaten peanuts, and a few cans of finished fruit wine were scattered beside it.

An Ning was half-lying on the sofa, not looking directly at the TV, but looking down at Vulpix, who was lying on his lap with a tired look on his face.

The alcohol contained in several cans of fruit wine did not make An Jing feel tipsy at all. His fingers accurately massaged Vulpix's acupuncture points, soothing her stiff muscles.

Xie Xia is a top cultivation master. Even though she has been focusing on energy cubes for these years, she has indirectly learned a lot.

Massage is one of them.

After having my hair cut once, it no longer had the decadent style it had before, but instead returned to a refreshing style.

Seeing Vulpix moaning softly in comfort, An Sheng felt a little resentful: "You spoiled girl, why do you have to train yourself until your muscles are sore?"

Although physically, Vulpix has long been out of childhood and can be trained a long time ago.

But in the end, An Sheng cared for Vulpix for several months when she was just an egg, and watched her come out with the eggshell in front of her.

The first bath, the first feeding... they were all done by An Anjing.

She was completely raised as a pampered daughter.

Even though she was out of the toddler stage a week after hatching, Anjing didn't let her go to training.

At most, he was afraid that she would get fat, so he occasionally took her out for a run during his morning jog. He learned his supernatural powers when Vulpix was one month old and saw him using his super powers to pick up things. It was fun.

I learned how to shoot flames when I was almost two months old and used sparks to grill, but I didn’t like the sparks being too slow.

It can only be said that An Jing really can't bear to let Vulpix train, and is even ready to change his job to become a trainer.

Anyway, the gym still has An Xin to inherit.

Otherwise, with the trainer's notes given by Kyuubi, are you worried about not being able to improve your strength?

Unexpectedly, Vulpix was stimulated by the failure to protect him after Cattleya's sap incident, and went to Kyuubi to arrange training.

Of course Kyuubi was also very happy, and he didn't care that Vulpix was his daughter, so he was very cruel.

Just when An Sheng thought that Vulpix couldn't hold on for a few days, he even made delicious food for her, intending to make up for the meat she had lost during training.

Vulpix actually kept training every day and his weight plummeted.

From a fleshy little fox that felt comfortable to touch, he turned into a well-proportioned little guy lying on his lap.

Is it really just a mature elf who can train himself?

After thinking about it carefully, An Sheng found sadly that he had become the one holding him back.

So An had no choice but to obey Vulpix's wishes, arrange food for her to replenish her strength during training, and massage her stiff muscles after each training session.

Finally, he worked hard to change from being a laggard to a reasonably useful trainer.

"Ugh-"

Vulpix raised the fox's head and stared directly at the wooden sign she had hung on the wall during training.

It says her goal: to have the power to lead the trainer to escape at any time.

That's right, Vulpix is ​​not thinking about how to defeat his opponent, but working hard for the goal of "escaping with peace at any time."

After Cattleya's stimulation, Vulpix successfully evolved into Senior Sister Goudao.

"Wow!"

Don't worry, trainer, sooner or later I will have the power that even Arceus can't stop me from taking you away (^▽^)o

Vulpix clenched his small fists with firm eyes.

"Don't set up flags randomly..."

Watching the Vulpix's little tail swaying, holding the little curly head as if to swear an oath, he sighed peacefully and helplessly.

He took out a piece of fructose from his pocket, tore open the package and stuffed it into Vulpix's mouth, "Also, don't move around during the massage."

Vulpix, suppressed by fructose, lay on An Ling's lap and began to "whimper" again.

The crystal lamp fire spirit emerged from the darkness, quietly took out a piece of fructose from Anping's pocket, and floated back again.

After receiving the order, the little master stopped giving him delicious food and had to steal it by himself. It was really difficult for me╯﹏╰

An Sheng glanced at her and said nothing.

……

"belch----"

A long burping sound came from An Sheng's mouth. He put down the fruit wine and staggered into the toilet.

On the sofa is a mobile phone with a bright screen and a game interface.

The crystal lantern spirit floated out quietly and stared at the phone.

I remember that the little master seems to like this game friend named Bai Nai. Can I help the little master catch her so that I can eat delicious food as I want?

Crystal Lamp Huo Ling turned off the voice and started typing hard.

[Huo Shaoyun: Even if there are thousands of stars in the sky, they are not as bright as your bright eyes. 】

[Bai Nai: Did you take the wrong medicine? 】

[Huo Shaoyun: There is no cure for my illness. Only you can cure my illness. 】

Vulpix walked over quietly.

Σ(?д?llll)

Looking at the words typed by the crystal lantern Huo Ling, his two little eyes widened.

Long live!

Trainer, if you don’t come out, the girl of your dreams will be snatched away by the crystal lantern spirit!

[Bai Nai: Do you want me to send you to a mental hospital (>﹏<)]

[Huo Shaoyun: I just came out of the mental hospital because I missed you so much that I went crazy. 】

[Huo Shao Yun: Once I thought about you day and night, twice I stayed up all night, three times I didn’t think about food and tea, four times I expressed my heart’s wishes, countless loves converged into the source of phrases: Baby, I miss you. 】

【Bai Nai: You are sick<(｀^′)>】

[Huo Shaoyun: No words can express my love for you, no mountains and rivers can stop me from wanting to see you. 】

[Huo Shaoyun: If a hundred lifetimes of fate, a thousand lifetimes of good deeds, and ten thousand lifetimes of merit can be exchanged for meeting you, I would. 】

While typing, the crystal lantern glowed silently and shed tears.

The hostess had just taken him on a blind date not long ago. She was a very beautiful girl. Unfortunately, because of her stupid mouth, that girl fell into the arms of another crystal lantern.

woo woo woo...

虽然一开始是为了好吃的，但为了我逝去的爱情，小主人你放心，就算把月老揍一顿，我也要给你们两人牵上钢筋。

[Bai Nai: Stop talking now and let me take it easy. 】

[Huo Shaoyun: I don’t believe in gods and Buddhas at first, but since I met you, I give three sticks of incense to the Buddha and kowtow three times every day, just to stand in front of you and say: I love you. 】

[Huo Shao Yun: Enter my lovesickness gate, and you will know that my lovesickness is painful. Long lovesickness brings long memories, but short lovesickness brings endless memories. 】

[Huo Shaoyun: I want to be like Sima Xiangru, but would you like to be Zhuo Wenjun? 】

[Bai Nai: Please let me slow down first! ! 】

The Crystal Lantern Fire Spirit shook his body and was about to continue attacking when he heard a flushing sound coming from the toilet.

He quickly deleted the chat history, put the phone back to its original position, and slipped back into the darkness as if nothing had happened.

……

Somewhere in Sinnoh,

The beautiful lady lay unconsciously on the chair, looking at the extremely aggressive words on the phone, and her mind wandered.

"Isn't he usually testing little by little?"

Her fingers kept sliding back and forth on the phone screen. Looking at the previous chat history, the woman reached out and patted her fair face gently, trying to wake herself up.

"Just...just meet him and let him know that I have always regarded him as my younger brother. Yes, that's it." The woman comforted herself.

"Besides, he doesn't like girls with high martial arts, so he should stop thinking about it, right?" She was a little unsure.

Taking a deep breath, the woman stared at the phone and began typing with difficulty.

Is there a dog outside?

(?Д?)＜

A stone behind the woman shook, and an expression of disbelief emerged from it.

……

"Woooooo!!!"

Trainer, he stole your goddess! !

The first time he saw An Sheng, Vulpix rushed forward to complain.

He threw himself on An Sheng's face and began to scream.

"what happened?"

An Jing was confused and when she saw Vulpix pointing hard at the ground, she thought it was the crystal lantern spirit that bullied her while he was away, "Did the crystal lantern spirit bully you?"

"Spirit→_→"

The crystal lamp fire spirit quickly stuck out his head and shook his head vigorously.

He was obviously busy pulling steel bars, so where did he have time to bully Vulpix?

Neither of the two elves showed any signs of lying, and An Sheng had no choice but to comfort Vulpix first. Then as soon as he sat down and picked up his phone, Bai Nai sent a message.

[I don’t have a holiday this year. I will go see you when I have a holiday next year...]

It turns out that you are only one crystal lantern away from catching a girl.

Just after sending it, Bai Nai went offline faster than throwing a Poké Ball.

stay----

(x_x;)

An Sheng rubbed her eyes and looked at this sentence in disbelief.

He picked up the phone and rubbed the screen vigorously with his clothes, then stretched out his index finger to click on every word of this sentence.

(?w?) hiahiahia

After confirming that it was not an illusion, An Ning fell on the sofa holding her cell phone and laughing strangely.

"Jie Jie~~"

Bai Nai agreed to see me!

Although I don’t know why, she agreed to see me!

My love is no longer lost and is finally back!

Vulpix looked at his trainer with pity, and a deep sadness rushed into his heart.

It's all the fault of the Crystal Lamp Huo Ling, who took away the girl the trainer liked, and now the trainer is feeling sad and stupid.

It turns out that extreme sadness gives rise to joy.

The crystal lantern fire spirit obviously didn't know that Six Tails had a big black pot on his head. At this moment, his head was exposed, swimming in the peaceful shadow.

There is an inexplicable aura of "hidden merit and fame" in his body.

But at the same time it was mixed with a tinge of regret.

If he knew how to learn some earthy love words before going on a blind date, how could that girl fall into the arms of another crystal lantern?

Woohoo...my love o(╥﹏╥)o

The crystal lantern spirit quietly retracted into the shadow and began to cry for his love that had passed away before it even began.

"Cough cough!"

Anxiang suddenly opened Grandma's main account, took a video, and sent it.

It probably means "My love is back, I have become a good person, and I will have no benefits in the future" or something like that.

Seeing this, the water friends clamored to be expelled from the Anxiang sp family.

In response to these weak and meaningless threatening comments, An Sheng had a sarcastic sneer on his lips.

Between girls who could only look at them and girls who could not only look at them, but also hug them, he would definitely choose the latter.

Ah,

Those who post comments now are definitely purebred singles!

乁(˙w˙乁)

Oh, I never thought I would abandon you singles one day! !

Wow ha ha ha ha! ! !

Vulpix looked at An Sheng who was looking up and laughing, and his expression gradually changed from pity to worry.

Is it possible that the trainer has been stimulated to this extent?

hateful!

When my magical power is completed, I will never spare you, Crystal Lamp Fire Spirit!

"Um……"

Patting his chest, An Sheng suddenly became serious and walked towards the kitchen.

"Vulpix, crystal lantern spirit, come and help me, I'm going to be a treasure today, I'll take care of that!"

In the face of such a good thing, how can we not celebrate it?

An Sheng has already thought about it. He will make a large amount of Baofulei, not only for Vulpix and the Crystal Lantern Spirit to eat, but also to take it to the gym for other elves to eat, so as to show off like those senior brothers and sisters.

Except for a few of the senior brothers and sisters in the gym, they are all single.

Do you need delicious food to soothe your wounded soul?

Vulpix stared at the crystal lantern floating towards the kitchen with red eyes.

The trainer was humiliated, how could his elf stand by and watch?

Just wait for me, crystal lantern!

(▼ dish▼#)

"Ah."

The Crystal Lantern Fire Spirit sneezed again, feeling a little strange in his heart.

Ever since he helped the little master pull the steel bars, there always seemed to be someone scolding him behind his back.

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Crystal Lantern: "I don't want money, I don't want power, and I don't want fame. I just want your heart and the recommendation votes in your hands."

(End of this chapter)