There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 190 Is it possible that your next door neighbor’s father is your biological grandfather?

After a moment of hesitation, Jiuwei finally understood which skill to use. She ducked sideways and avoided the onion stalks that the green onion soldiers wanted to use to wrap around her, and raised her front foot to stomp the ground.

"call--"

As if appearing out of thin air, blue flames gradually emerged on the ground. They were connected and entangled with each other, forming a fire field. The hot temperature caused the surrounding air to begin to distort.

The flame that should have been restless and disowned seemed to have intelligent life, perfectly avoiding the people present.

"You even used the special skills of the gym? It seems that you still haven't gotten out of the shadow I cast on you after a long time."

Gao Feng was finally willing to turn around, wearing a light gray gown, with his hands behind his back, looking like a master.

He said with some regret: "Forget it, let me teach you one more time. I hope you can see through the complicated victory and defeat this time."

The spear-like onion stems penetrated into the ground through the inferior tiles. The green onion soldier stood on one foot independently, looking at the flames spreading under his feet, and wanted to go back and train more.

If he keeps pretending here, his green onions will be in danger!

"fart!"

An Jing's eyelids twitched.

In addition to regular moves, some people will develop it from another strange angle to make it have greater uses, such as the silly thing's return punch protective shield.

Not to mention those long-established gym families, etc., will naturally have unique moves passed down.

This is what Kyuubi uses. The magical power and purgatory work together in a wonderful way, directly turning into a field control skill.

Except for Pokémon that can leave the ground to fight, all others will be damaged and will be burned.

And beware of pillars of fire that will rise into the sky.

Even elves with the ability to draw fire will be harmed by the magical power mixed with them.

But the key thing is that Kyuubi has never practiced the regular form of purgatory at all!

She doesn't know how! !

But you can't say that, it's out of character.

He snorted coldly and chuckled serenely:

"A lion fights a rabbit with all his strength, so don't take anything lightly."

"Is that so?"

Gao Feng lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly laughed out loud, "You can always keep your Taoist mind clear and treat complexity with reason. This is what I appreciate most about you!!"

"But appreciation is appreciation, I won't show mercy..."

"Ah~~"

"The Holy Knight will eventually raise the sword in his hand, and the iron sword that has been dusty for a long time will shine with light. The wind and sand will cheer for him, extinguish the flames of sin, and give him the right to pass."

After dodging the roaring flames, Cong Youbing finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Zhong Er's instructions. He kicked off one foot and leaped high into the air.

The green onion stem inserted into the ground was also brought out, spinning and falling into his hands. The green onion soldier's eyes were sharp, his body danced wonderfully, he held the onion stem and slapped the ground hard.

The inferior floor tiles gradually spread cracks to all sides. After holding on for less than a few seconds, they completely shattered. The wet and cold soil was lifted into the air by a huge force, and then fell back down, extinguishing the flames.

The combination attack of Sword Dance + Tile Splitting, and with the advantage of the field, what did I think... An Ning had a black line.

So who has nothing to do and is carrying a showerhead to water the ground early in the morning?

Which house still has blisters coming out of the soil?

"Battles are never turn-based. What a respectable opponent! I will not leave any strength left. Let me see how long you can struggle under my hands with all your strength?!"

Gao Feng took a step forward, his face cold and stern, with an aura of contempt for the world.

Hiss, it’s been two years since Xiaoxiang received the elf, right?Why are you progressing so quickly?

Are master cultivators so unreasonable?

Hope it scares you.

"it is good!"

An Sheng nodded happily.

It just so happened that he also wanted to stretch his muscles and bones for the next game.

"Kyuubi, it's a sunny day! Flame whirlpool! Don't hold back!"

"No matter how ferocious the attack is, the Paladin will still not feel fear. He will face it squarely and solemnly, but he will not take a step back!"

Onion Youbing stopped trying to retreat, turned around and looked at the trainer resentfully, wanting to pry open his head with green onions and take a look.

Kyuubi is playing a mage now. Didn't you see so many flame vortexes wrapped around him?

I only have one solar blade on my body, which can barely be regarded as a long-range skill, which increases the attack distance a little.

You want me to hit you on the head? !

"Substitute...substitute..."

Seeing that Cong Youbing didn't understand what he meant, Gao Feng slowly squeezed out the words through his teeth, and finally almost jumped up and shouted.

He only said that he didn't take a step back, but he didn't say that he couldn't escape. These two things have different meanings, right?

The former is to stay despite being scared, while the latter is to retreat tactically and engage in guerrilla warfare.

Moreover, the substitute skill smoke has been exploited by the general excellent gyms. Even ordinary substitutes can use the skill. There is no need to be afraid of the flame vortex!

The eighteen series of gymnasiums are connected with each other, and special skills are never hidden, and he will naturally do the same.

……

Rumbling--

A loud noise suddenly came from the house on the top of the desolate back mountain, and thick black smoke filled the air from various gaps.

Several newcomers rushed out in disgrace and let the elves drag them down the mountain. One of the Pangyan monsters suddenly stepped on the gravel and rolled up with Chen Wen on its back.

He fell into a quagmire halfway up the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, Sang Zhi fanned away the hot fog in front of him, squinting his eyes and staring at the movement above. While thinking about which one was guarding the last hurdle, he did not forget to swat away the paw that quietly stretched out.

One of the old students surrounding him bared his teeth and reluctantly retracted his hand.

Sang Zhi: "Wouldn't Gao Feng be the one guarding the last level?"

"The devil knows. You won't give me a barbecue."

"Teacher Sang, the barbecue you set up is so tempting, who would think of this thing?"

"I don't know who Gao Daxia fought with so fiercely."

"I heard that the successor of Spark is also coming this time."

"That gym whose name is taken from a single spark that can start a prairie fire?"

"Which one else?! You didn't get a brain injury from diving yesterday, and you even forgot this bit of common sense, right?"

"Oh, it's really possible! No wonder I said that after jumping into the water yesterday, Lao Li seemed to have a buzzing head and was swaying from side to side when walking."

"Oh, it's nothing. The main reason is that the name has been well received. I don't know if the fire will start a prairie fire, but it will definitely start a mountain."

The old student quickly grabbed a piece of gluten, chewed it into his stomach in three mouthfuls, and then released his sonic boom monster.

"Stop hiding on the mountain! The fire is about to burn you. Why don't you come down and watch the fun? Lao Sang has set up a barbecue stall again! Come over and grab it!"

"Roar--"

The sonic boom monster roared with all its strength, and invisible sound waves spread out with a deafening sound.

As for their combat-type mountain being burned down, is it a problem?

Oh, it is said that this mountain was also a beautiful place back then. Pokémon lived and worked here peacefully and was very popular with couples.

Then since the combat system was added, things like fire, freezing, and waterfalls happened every now and then, and it gradually became like this.

Without him, just get used to it.

If I haven't been here for three days, I can't help but feel itchy all over.

There was even a special group formed, which was officially certified by the dean of the combat department. There were not many people, but they were all talented people who were proficient in various techniques such as arson and freezing. They came once every three days.

This huge roar was like a cockroach's nest.

It was normal for a few people to rush out of the house. After all, it was not lunch time yet, so they naturally slept in in the morning.

The rest were all kinds of weird ways, some jumped out from under a big rock with Pokémon, and some emerged from a pond, with mud all over their bodies, obviously they had become the Catfish King.

I don’t know which part of my brain was wrong when I got up this morning. It’s worth letting others learn from it.

The strangest thing is that there is nothing else when it comes out of a hole in the ground, even if there is a toilet next to it when it comes out.

Why are you holding a bowl of fusilli in your hand?

Fortunately, the elf was very helpful and probably helped make the ventilation hole so that you wouldn't be buried in it.

Hmm, something's not quite right.

Toilets, screw powder, ventilation holes...

It’s not that I’m just imagining things, it’s just that there’s something wrong with these three words being combined together.

Should it be said that he has a good appetite, or that he has a heavy appetite?

A hundred old students gathered together and chatted.

"Good guy, today happens to be the third day. I was still thinking of finding an opportunity to set a fire, but someone did it for me."

"As expected, he is the heir to the Spark Gym. He is very good at playing with fire!"

"I will definitely join our people's service team! When I graduate, he will be the team leader!"

A sleepy-eyed girl with short hair and wearing a psychiatric uniform suddenly stood up and shouted loudly.

"Let me see who objects!"

"Yes! I agree!"

"This fire really opens up the pores, I don't have a problem with it."

"With this skill, who among us can object?"

"Hahaha, that's it!"

"Quiet quiet!"

He took out a pile of charcoal and put it in the shelf to light it. Sangzhi clapped his hands vigorously and shouted unhappily:

"Can everyone be normal? Didn't you see there are new students here? Be careful not to scare anyone."

A few ordinary freshmen gathered together and shivered, and suddenly began to doubt what Sang Zhi had said before.

And unusual freshmen, like Chen Wen and the other two, donned psychiatric uniforms at some point and got into the group of old students.

Maybe it was the same clothes that played a role. There was no unfamiliarity between them, and the conversation was quite cheerful.

It perfectly explains what it means to blend in if you can't beat it.

"Lao Sang, why are there so few freshmen this year? You wouldn't have kidnapped... and alerted the people in the training department when you invited them, right?"

The short-haired girl asked loudly, her eyes turning contemptuous at the end.

"You can't do it now!"

"Go! Go! Go."

Sangzhi rolled his eyes.

Most of the students worthy of special recruitment have been sent to the training camp, and it will take at least two months before they can come back.

Is it possible that you expect me to snatch it?

I was also afraid that the dad who was guarding over there would whip me with a belt.

He doesn't care about the relationship between father and son at all.

"Oh ho, Lao Sang is so anxious!"

"Oh, Teacher Sang! I have an ancestral prescription here, do you want to use it?"

"Good guy, why is this medicine passed down from your family's ancestors?"

"What do you know? My grandfather was infertile at first, and it was only after he got this medicine that it worked! My father was the same way."

"Ok??"

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Question: How should I tell my friend tactfully that he may have another biological father?

Answer: Remember to be tactful in your tone, so that it will be very tactful.

"Lao Zhu, it's not my brother's fault. The main thing is, have you ever thought about the possibility that the person who gave this prescription is your biological grandfather?"

"No, brother, what are you talking about?"

"Lao Zhu, let me tell you a heart-to-heart. There is a slight possibility. Maybe your biological grandfather is the father of your next door neighbor?"

A fat-looking boy stopped waving the note in his hand, thought for a moment with a dull face, wrinkled his face, and cried.

He looked around, then picked up his foot and was about to hit the tip of the spear on the knight snail.

The two people next to him had quick eyes and quick hands and stopped him quickly.

"Lao Zhu, don't think too hard!"

"Perhaps this medicine is working? Dead people and elves can be resurrected. Maybe it is also possible."

"Lao Zhu, what I said was wrong just now, this prescription is absolutely effective!"

He didn't know if it worked or not. Anyway, in this situation, even Arceus could work.

The fat man cried even more sadly, "There are pig houses on both sides of my house! My father even killed pigs during the Chinese New Year and made braised pork for me."

Why did he eat so happily in the first place!

Now that I think about it, it's like cutting flesh with a dull knife.

"Then the head office next door, right?!"

A ferocious-looking old man suppressed the struggling fat man and couldn't help shouting.

"That's the flock!"

He seemed to have drank goat's milk when he was a child. Love from his mother?

“Then next door’s next door’s next door!”

It’s impossible that there isn’t even a single human being around, right?

"There are hyena dogs herding sheep..."

When he was a child, the coyote liked to stay by his bedside when he slept. Now it seems that this is his father's love!

Lao Zhu's tears flowed down.

"Is it so fancy?"

The old student murmured to himself, with a look of disbelief on his face.

Is there really no human being at all?

"F*ck! Lao Yang, you bastard, stop irritating Lao Zhu."

Another old man who was helping to suppress the man almost couldn't help but kicked him, "The people next to you should stop watching the show and come here quickly!"

"Lao Zhu, you have to believe in the power of science! Reproductive isolation will not be broken so easily!"

"That's it!"

"Damn it, Old Sun, why are you still squeezing down there?"

"Hoo ho ho, my old grandson is the Monkey King! Why don't you call me Great Sage Grandpa!"

"Senior Brother, something is not right! Second Senior Brother was trapped under Wuzhi Mountain!"

Seeing dozens of people joining together to form Wuzhishan, just to suppress the second senior brother below, Sang Zhi sighed and shook his head.

He took two steps forward and touched the fat man's head: "Wuneng, Master is here. If you have any grievances, you can tell me. Don't be overwhelmed."

Before even one day could last, all members of the combat department were exposed, showing the new students what it means to be an abnormal human being.

Chen Wen's face was serious.

Staying with these people will seriously affect his career!

??Cong Youbing: "Even though I have been following him for several years, I only understand now that I still seriously underestimated this guy's brain."

?"A substitute is just a substitute. Why should you hold back?"

Gao Feng: "I thought we already understood each other, but now I realize that this was just wishful thinking."

?Embarrassing things ([-]):

?before,

?Lao Yang: "Lao Zhu, how are your parents now?"

?Lao Zhu: "My body is great, and it tastes great when I eat it."

?Now,

?Lao Yang: "How are your parents?"

?Lao Zhu: "The big boar at home was eaten during the New Year, there are a lot of sheep, I can't recognize them, and the coyote dog just had a litter of cubs."

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(End of this chapter)