There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 185 Before drinking, the iris belongs to the world. After drinking, the world belongs to the iris.

"belch--"

Iris sat slumped on the sofa behind her, covering her slightly bulging belly and letting out a long burp. A faint wine-red color appeared on both sides of her cheeks, and her eyes were filled with confusion.

The two hands were pinched together, as if they wanted to pull something over.

An Ning put down the wine glass with only a large round ice cube left, and tugged on the strap of his waist bag with his right hand, his eyelids twitching wildly.

Before drinking, the iris belongs to the world; after drinking, the world belongs to the iris.

It's just a slap in the face. If you're timid, let's have a drink. If we don't feel like using our hands is enough, just use some sticks.

But things like high-explosive bombs are really unreal. By then, not only the Nuo Bar will be blown up into the sky, but also a few people will be flying.

You have always taken the noble and elegant route, and the pure prison style is really not suitable. The songs behind bars are not as good as the piano music you usually listen to.

"give me!"

Although she was a little unconscious, Iris still spoke clearly, and people could see that she was serious from her eyes filled with confusion.

She burped again, reached out to crush the ice cubes in the cup and stuffed them into her mouth, then patted An Ning on the shoulder with her wet hands.

He said boldly: "As long as you give me this bag today, you will be my Iris' little brother. I will protect you from now on! Who dares to say no?"

Shaking her head, she asked seriously: "By the way, what is your name?"

"……quiet."

After activating the vest that had not been online for a long time, An Ning had a faint look in his eyes, a faint tone, and a faint voice. Sanyou asked: "Can I protect anyone who bullies me?"

Good guy, I just had one drink and I'm so drunk that I don't dare to let you go around the capital alone in the future.

If someone picks her up one day, she will burst into tears.

Iris raised her eyebrows, patted her chest, and assured loudly: "Of course! Don't you see who I am? I'm not even afraid of a character like Wang Shixiu."

"And let me tell you secretly, Wang Shixiu is a bad old man who likes to drink tea and coffee until he has insomnia." She came over and said nervously.

The sound was not concealed at all, and even people at the farthest distance could hear it.

"How did you know?"

Zhou Haobao held down Ma Xuanla, who was going crazy after taking a sip of alcohol, and stretched his head over, looking a little excited.

Ever since he got the idea, he wanted to extort something good from Old Man Wang, a standard good boss and kind subordinate, but he was defeated every time.

I even spent three years trying to find gossip about him, but in the end I had no choice but to find out.

Unexpectedly, there is sudden progress now.

Iris turned her head and said impatiently: "He secretly asked me for a calming potion. How could I not know? Are you annoyed?! Go aside."

It turns out that drunk people have nothing to fear.

Mu Mu lowered his head, a little sad:

"I can obviously prepare it, why don't you ask me for it? I'm not greedy, just a few hundred million hundred-year-old wild ginseng will be enough."

The innocent Mu Mu was deeply puzzled and decided to go back to Wang Shixiu to question him and ask for mental compensation.

Because his actions broke her heart and caused her to accidentally lose hundreds of millions of medicinal materials, of course she had to pay compensation.

The reason is very reasonable and unrestricted... Solution.

"And let me tell you, he won't let me tell anyone!"

Iris shook her long hair, took out a small black headband and tied it up, and laughed proudly: "But who am I? Iris is fearless and reported it to the master on the same day."

He clicked his finger again, a little aggrieved: "But my young master is truly a kind little angel. He didn't want to blackmail me, but he actually let me hide it."

"what a pity……"

The last long sigh was a complex look of pride and regret from Iris.

Perhaps to her, the normal form of serenity that has given her warmth and warmth since she joined is truly a little angel.

An Jing bit the edge of the cup with his teeth and coughed violently. Several strings of bubbles rose up from the bottom of the cup.

I remember that I clearly told Wang Shixiu to take more potions and wait for the snowball to grow, so that he could blackmail more easily.

Maybe you can collect a girl's dowry at once.

Why does it taste different in your mouth?

It's good now. We no longer have the exclusive rights to the news, so we will probably lose a lot.

No, I'll go blackmail when this thing is over, go to the Dragon City to pick up the Green Cotton Bird, and then postpone it for a while. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to get the fourth elf now, and Casey hasn't settled in yet.

The gangsters around him must have had the same idea, and by then there wouldn't even be any soup left.

"Speaking of which, Ansheng, you look just like my young master!"

She pinched some more ice cubes and put them in her mouth, biting them. Iris smiled stupidly and brought her head over. She stretched out her hands to pinch both sides of An Sheng's cheeks unceremoniously.

Pulling hard to both sides, poking here and there with your fingers.

Mrs. Hua Jie, who was quietly watching the trainer bragging, was frightened. She looked around, picked up a large glass of wine and drank it down.

I didn't see anything, I was drunk and so helpless. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

"Seriously, why do you look so childish like me? You look like the type of person who is tempted and criminal. It's not easy to find a partner like this!"

I look like I'm bothering you... Veins popped up on An Ning's forehead, and she suddenly exerted force, but the cup in her hand didn't make any sound.

He glanced at it and quietly added some superpowers.

Iris didn't know that she was in danger, but she still giggled and said, "I heard that I seem to have met someone who really likes him recently."

"Good guy, my God, I didn't expect a champion to have hidden criminal talent. He is really not afraid of entering for three years!"

Iris looked up and sighed, feeling deep admiration.

No wonder people dare to be champions, they are so courageous!

"I'll treat you tomorrow."

An Sheng took a deep breath, silently thinking that this was his subordinate, looked around, paused while squeezing the cup in his hand, and stretched his neck to drink it all in one breath.

Then the five fingers suddenly exerted force, and the fingertips turned white... The super power was silently withdrawn, and with a bang, he placed it on the table with force.

He really thought he was stupid, if he broke it in his hands, there would be no way to escape the bleeding.

A dozen or so people sitting sparsely not far away looked at each other and instantly understood the meaning of tranquility.

One by one they raised their cups and shouted loudly: "Master An is so awesome!!"

"Ah."

A trace of satisfaction flashed across An Sheng's brows, and he sat quietly waiting for them to take action.

As a result, a minute passed, and the dozen or so people were still sitting here.

"???"

"Gone?"

"Gone!"

Another neat answer.

More than a dozen people knew in their hearts that gossip about a champion from outside the region, a senior leader in the organization, and a gym heir was rare to see in a hundred years.

Sometimes life is more important than gossip, but sometimes gossip is more important than life.

How to measure it depends on how big the gossip can bring.

Obviously, this melon is huge.

I just don’t know which of the two female champions from other regions will be.

"And I also heard that I was also tempted. It was because the Sinnoh champion took advantage of me when my psychological defense was at its weakest during the last mission."

Iris is obviously a good melon seller, and she also doesn't have the hobby of procrastinating reading advertisements like some hosts.

Decisively continue the previous sentence and expose a certain champion with extremely high criminal talent.

Make a dozen people's eyes shine.

He commented in passing: "This sounds really silly!"

"iris."

Gritting his teeth and lowering his voice, An Sheng tried his best to smile, "Why don't you go wash your face and see who I am?"

"Who else could you be? The little brother I want to protect!"

Iris patted An Sheng's face lightly, then seemed to remember something, and warned her uneasily: "By the way, there is another person you can't mess with, that is my young master, he is your boss's boss..."

It's hard for you to remember that I'm your boss when you're drunk.

"...but I have been working hard to learn from Zhu Sha and the others, and raise the boss as my daughter and son."

There seemed to be a vague popping sound, and Mu Mu held her heart sadly, puzzled by what happened to her inexplicably lying on the gun.

"...They published a book two years ago! They gave away a lot of them, all of which were valuable experiences."

Iris opened her arms and stroked vigorously. Her mouth shape was particularly exaggerated, as if she wanted An Sheng to believe her.

Li Sheng put down his phone.

Zhou Haobao pulled off his wig and touched his head.

Long Yazi and Xu Bailian stopped pouring wine on each other.

Shangguan Shu twisted the wet towel at his hand and created a small wine pool on the floor.

They lowered their heads and carefully recalled the subordinate whose tone had become strange for no reason.

Damn, it turns out the culprit is here!

Mu Mu held back tears in her eyes.

They actually let Zhusha and the others gain experience, and they felt so useless!

"Did I forget something?"

Iris opened her mouth and asked in a daze.

An Sheng gave a reminder: "You haven't been slapped yet."

After all, he is still his subordinate, so let’s just let him go!

But there is still a punishment, and a little rose holiday will be deducted.

Who told him not to take care of it?

"Yes."

Iris nodded gratefully, shook her head, looked left and right, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed the ankle of Xia Mingchan, who was lying drunk on the sofa. He was about to lift him up and said:

"If a mop is stained with feces, its power is boundless! The God of War is unparalleled, Lu Bu gives way! I am brave and fearless Mr. Guan, please give me some advice."

"Oh! Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Mu Mu and Li Sheng grabbed Xia Mingchan's wrists on both sides, while An Sheng stopped Iris. The three of them quickly spoke out to stop her.

"You haven't gone to the toilet yet!"

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but An Ling opened her mouth and said innocent words with an innocent expression.

Xia Mingchan's eyes widened and she turned her head to look at An An in horror.

"That's right! He is indeed the little brother I worked so hard to get!"

Iris praised An Sheng, stared at her feet, and pulled harder.

"In that case, I will bring this good mop to prepare first."

There was insufficient planning before the war. Iris felt quite guilty about her serious mistake and decided to make more preparations later.

If toilets are in short supply, they can be manufactured on site.

Be sure to get this rare shimmery white mop, glued from top to bottom with the invincible and rare purple material.

"No, no. A slap doesn't require a mop."

A trace of regret seemed to flash in his eyes. An Sheng's mouth was sealed tightly this time, and not a single misleading word came out.

"exactly."

Finally changing her mind, Iris let go of her hand and said with a serious expression: "Foreign objects are still foreign objects. Only by strengthening oneself can one be reassured."

Looking at her white hands, Iris decided to rush to the toilet.

An Jing shivered, and quickly pulled Iris back, tied the snake tightly, and threw it back to Mrs. Hua Jie.

Next time, I won't let Iris drink any more, so I'll have nothing to do.

He was so angry that he raised another glass of wine, looked at Iris and said, "Look carefully, you have to be drunk or sober when drinking, and you will never go crazy!"

"You have to study hard, and there are skills when it comes to drinking!"

He spoke with his head held high and his chest full of confidence.

……

At five o'clock in the afternoon, a faint twilight appeared in the sky.

"Nai Dumpling, Nai Dumpling! That's not Metagross, that's a trash can!"

Li Sheng firmly grabbed An Ning's arm and dragged him toward the Ming Chan Gym.

He was really going to die. Why did he just drink so much that he went crazy?

"You...let...go...me!"

Serenity's pure black pupils were covered with light mist, and the words in his mouth were unknown, but he could vaguely hear that the trash can had changed from Metagross to a blue cotton bird.

Casey looked grim.

I was actually being compared to an elf who hadn't appeared yet?What a shame!

"Master, what's going on?"

Iris held her dizzy head with her palms, leaned next to Mrs. Hua Jie, and asked with some confusion.

Mrs. Hua Jie shook her head with a complicated expression.

It's nothing, he just turned time into his in a short period of time.

No wonder those who were destined to become superiors and subordinates each had a unique set of ways to conquer the world.

"Green cotton bird, green cotton bird!"

An Sheng spoke more and more clearly, kept mumbling in his mouth, stretched out his hands and started to flap.

"I want to fly to the Dragon City to pick up Qingmianniao, and then fly to the association to blackmail Wang Shixiu. He has one more request that he hasn't agreed to! I have a lot of things to do, so don't bother me!"

Wang Shixiu: "???"

It's really hard for you to remember blackmailing me even when you were drunk.

"Go, go, go."

Li Sheng understood that now he could only vaguely pass by, and quickly coaxed softly: "Then what else do you have to do besides these things?"

"and also……"

"Zhulan!!!"

He raised his finger to the sky peacefully.

"I want to tell her that I care about her! I want to take her home to be his wife!"

The hidden gangster temperament is undoubtedly revealed.

Some guys on the dark side shuddered.

Not right!

Ever since Eucalyptus globulus robbed them a few years ago, it has been quiet for a long time. Isn't it going to come back to the world again?

"I didn't even forget it even when I was drunk. We've just met each other a few times and we're going to be abducted home? I hope I won't die of embarrassment when I'm sober."

Li Sheng sighed, "It's getting late now, how about we go tomorrow? Otherwise, it will be dark and it will be easy to cause accidents."

"Right."

An Sheng thought seriously for a moment, nodded in agreement, and then began to struggle again.

"I want to call her and make a video call!"

"Good good!"

Li Sheng was not tired of coaxing the children, but he had a bad feeling for some reason when he saw a few people squatting on the street tinkering with hangover potions.

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Ask for collection.

??Anjian: "What's so difficult about conquering the world? After one drink, the whole world is yours, and it doesn't take any effort. It's much easier to start with just one bowl of Bie Lao Zhu."

?Embarrassing things ([-]):

?One day, Cathy happily took a bath with a colorful baby bottle forged by Anjing. On the way, she felt sleepy and inevitably fell asleep. When she woke up, she found that she was covered in colorful colors. She happily called her father. , report the good news.

?As soon as Hu Di heard that the milk bottle had this effect, he lay down in the bathtub that night holding Wang Shixiu's forged colorful milk bottle.

?In the early hours of that night, some netizens reported to the police that a colorful Hu Di, who was suspected of having mental problems, was chasing an old man with a spoon. The old man had a great physique and ran really fast!

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(End of this chapter)