There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 168 An is now doomed, and the only way out is to pretend to be stupid.

"Come and read with me, Confucius said: I am very happy when friends come from afar. I use all my strength to push myself towards death. If I don't die, I will throw bricks."

He took a deep breath, rubbed his numb fists a little aggrievedly, and smiled peacefully and gently, but there was always an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.

The kind-hearted An Jing did not care about the green-haired man in front of him attacking him with his face, belly or other parts. Instead, he generously gave him a long-standing and scientific knowledge.

An Anjing swirled the six shrunken Poké Balls in his hand and asked Charity: "Do you remember the meaning of this sentence?"

"Remember, remember!"

The green man nodded repeatedly, pretending to be attentive to his teachings without any coercion, as if he would not be disturbed by all the complicated things in the outside world.

I just occasionally want to raise my hands to cover my darkened eyes, and remember that my hands have been damaged a long time ago, and then I will put on some other expressions.

But they are only emotions similar to unbearable pain and regret. Negative emotions such as resentment and malice do not dare to be shown on the face.

After all, one limb would be randomly broken off once it appeared, and the only one that survived was the fifth limb.

"No, a reward for you."

An Jing generously threw back the six elf balls he had just acquired not long ago, used his fingers to hook his lips that couldn't help but curl up, and walked out of the alley.

"************ Where did this lunacy come from? What did I say wrong?! Do you know who I am? If you dare to hit me, just wait! If I don't come back with revenge, what will happen to the rest? The lower fifth limb will be completely destroyed!"

When the peaceful back disappeared completely from the entrance of the alley, the green man couldn't help but cursed, and the hateful words continued, but he did not notice that the strange blue flames suddenly started burning in the alley.

When he finally reacted, the entire alley, except for a three-meter radius centered on him, had been completely occupied by flames.

Panic flashed in the green man's eyes, thinking that he was going to kill someone. He moved his hips and struggled to straighten his body, then plopped down on the ground, successfully holding a Poké Ball in his mouth, and he was irritated. Try opening the button with your mouth.

Unexpectedly, the more anxious you are, the greater the mistakes you will make.

"O resentful young man, do not be afraid. Do not be afraid. I am the messenger of evil who will fulfill your wishes."

A calm, gentle and reassuring voice came out from the flames. The flames that were just burning on their own and making occasional crackling sounds suddenly seemed to have life, and a channel opened from the center.

I saw a person with flames burning all over his body walking out. As he walked, the flames on his body slowly extinguished and turned into fluttering petals, revealing the person's true appearance.

The green man spit out the elf ball in his mouth fiercely and looked at Candlelight and Kai, who were all wrapped in black robes, wearing half a fox mask covering the upper half of their face, and holding flower petals on their shoulders. The people in the West rolled their eyes.

"Can you really fulfill my wish?"

Although the way this person just appeared was weird and filled with [-] million points, judging from the fact that the flames burned around him without hurting him at all, the elf must be pretty strong and could probably deal with the psychotic boy just now.

As for what price to pay?

From the green man's point of view, this is just a guy who satisfies his perverted mentality when he has the strength. Anyway, it is recognized that there are many crazy trainers, and there is no shortage of such a one.

And he is always the one who makes the request, and this guy should be grateful.

And if such a thing happened, he would just get on a plane and go back to his family.

He is the eldest son and future heir of the clan. Not long ago, the strongest person in the clan has reached the level of king. With such a trainer in charge, does this guy dare to come?Once you’re here, don’t even think about leaving!

I didn't hit my brain just now. Is it so easy to fool me? ... An, who was still thinking about how to deceive him, felt a lump in his throat and almost coughed out.

"Of course, even if you want to go to the five oceans to catch Kyogre or go to the nine heavens to break the empty seat, I can send you to them."

But whether you have the ability to do these things when the time comes is another matter.

The green man snorted and ordered unceremoniously: "I know you will implement what I just said. I hope you can do what you say, otherwise..."

His eyes, which he thought were cool, narrowed, his voice deepened, and his buttocks kept moving. It took him a long time to find a suitable position to lean against the wall.

"Of course."

An Sheng shrugged his shoulders twice and couldn't help turning his head away, for fear of laughing out loud if he continued reading.

Seeing the posture of the person in front of him, the green man became dissatisfied and shouted loudly: "Look into my eyes and promise me!"

"good good good good……"

After trying hard for a long time, he still couldn't find someone's eyes from the black sockets. He yawned peacefully, said a few words casually, then strode forward, raised his feet high, aimed at a certain location, and stamped hard. Go down.

"Kacha Kacha~~"

Two shattering sounds sounded out in no particular order.

Casey shuddered, threw away the empty flower basket, covered his lower body with a little fear in his eyes, and swallowed hard.

Seeing Casey's somewhat extreme reaction, the candle spirit suddenly raised the flame above his head and began to laugh, almost rolling down from his shoulders.

"What are you looking at? You haven't done it yet!"

Casey snorted, and his disdainful eyes quietly appeared: "Do you know what this kind of worry and fear feels like? I don't know! I won't tell you, just for a moment -"

Zhu Huoling's laughter stopped suddenly, she looked down sadly, and then looked up at the sky sadly.

Where did this candle come from?

"what are you doing?!"

The green man couldn't help but scream twice, and shouted angrily.

Anjing took off his mask and black robe, ignoring the green man's frightened gaze, and shrugged innocently: "Didn't you say you wanted the fifth limb to be completely disabled? For a kind-hearted person like me, I definitely want to I’ll help you realize it.”

"That's right, our family An Anxiang is so kind and helps you realize your wish, but you actually blame me? Where is your conscience? Where is the justice of heaven?"

Casey nodded in agreement and helped.

"candle--"

Zhuhuo Ling also spoke out. Although he couldn't understand what he said because he didn't have telepathy, everyone present understood the general meaning.

The green man rolled his eyes and fainted.

……

"Master, is it really okay for you, a person with super powers, to call yourself the messenger of evil?"

Iris quietly took back the phone that recorded the video, blinked, and asked curiously.

Half of his body was lying on Kyuubi's body, and he calmly went back and forth to count the troublemakers in the crowd not far away: "You messenger of mischief, what's the matter?"

"That's right!"

An Sheng buried his face in the soft hair of Kyuubi for a while. When he raised his head, he ordered: "Help me take out the box of expired mustard I bought before, and bring an art knife with me. If it doesn't work, I can put it in the medical kit. A scalpel can also be used.”

Iris responded, opened the car door, stood up on her toes, leaned forward, hooked up the waist bag on the passenger seat with her little finger, and then rummaged through the two things that An Jing wanted.

Kyuubi stretched out her tail, trying to lift Wasabi, but Metagross cut her in the middle. When her tail just stretched out, the box was already on his back.

"Bah da~"

You come?

The light in Metagross's eyes flashed twice, he used his claws to take off the box on his back, and moved it to the side of Nine Tails' tail.

There's going to be a fight soon, and it's not convenient to hold the box.

Kyuubi happily took the box, then pulled Casey off Anjing's shoulders and solemnly entrusted the box to him.

Casey was confused.

This is considered child labor, right?

An Jing briefly checked the sharpness of the art knife's blade, confirmed that there was no problem, and put it into the pocket of his sun protection jacket.

He raised the corners of his lips with his fingers, put on a simple and harmless smile, and walked toward the crowd with his hands behind his back.

The Nine-Tails and Metagross were guarding An Jing on both sides. They were menacing and their eyes were full of information that we were not to be messed with.

And Casey, holding the heavy box, stumbled and followed.

Xu Bailian sat in the back seat and lowered the window a little, feeling a little envious.

He hadn't been crazy in a long time.

……

"Please let it go."

"Sorry, sorry, put me in line."

"Why are you taking your seat? You're going to lie down soon anyway, why not use it now and join my queue?"

An Sheng had a polite smile on his face, and the words he spoke were also very polite. However, if someone didn't focus on how to break into the gym and thought about it carefully, they would understand that the person who came was not malicious.

After struggling for a long time, they finally squeezed into the innermost circle with Jiuwei and the others. Although An Sheng was relieved, he straightened his clothes and walked towards the door of the gym where the old man was sitting on the bench with Nanny Bug and his sword across the horse. .

"Uncle Ma, I haven't seen you for many years. Are you feeling well?"

An Sheng bent down and raised his voice and asked loudly.

"...I've been surrounded by this garbage for so long, and I haven't even fainted yet. You think I'm not okay anymore!"

After smacking his face twice, Uncle Ma stretched out his palm and patted it in the air, laughing heartily and saying, "It's Xiao Xiang, right? You don't have to be so loud. There is no problem with any organ in my body."

"Uncle Ma, I'm on your right hand."

The smile on Uncle Ma's face was a little awkward. He turned around silently, sternly rejected the reading glasses that Nanny Chong took over, and carefully stretched out his palms.

After confirming that the meaty feeling was really captured this time, Uncle Ma looked a little proud, raised his head and snorted.

"I'm just testing to see if I can recognize you just by hearing the voice after seeing you for so long. But Xiaoxiang, your hair is very well maintained. What kind of shower gel did you use? I'll give it a try later."

An Jian said quietly: "You took the picture of Nine Tails."

The nanny took out the reading glasses again, but Uncle Ma sternly refused again, waving his hands to show that he didn't need them, and then turned a little sideways.

This time he simply gave up and stretched out his hand.

An Jing silently pushed the Metagross away, crouched down, and after trying hard for a long time, he finally touched the hand that was dangling in the air.

This time I finally encountered it... Uncle Ma breathed a sigh of relief and patted it gently.

"I told you a long time ago that there is nothing wrong with your uncle. If you don't believe me, why don't you ask me this when we meet again after so many years."

An Sheng resisted the urge to roll her eyes, hugged her legs with her arms, and nodded twice, "My bad."

"I heard from Shangguan that you have someone you like?"

"Yeah, a very gentle girl."

"It's your type."

The wrinkles on Uncle Ma's face were almost piled up with laughter. He rubbed An Sheng's hair twice and said with emotion:

"Time flies so fast, faster than the enemies who were being chased before. The little kids who were still making trouble before are now starting to grow up one by one."

He shook his head and said something shocking: "Compared to the nanny bug or Master Xie's Gardevoir, which one is gentler?"

The ringing of a bell seemed to remind me of my death, and An Sheng suddenly felt eerie. The weather that was originally sunny and even too hot seemed to have suddenly turned gloomy.

The Nanny Bug, who was still using the knife-like blades on her arms to calm down her figure, paused slightly, and a gentle smile overflowed.

She shook her arm in an understanding manner.

I just don’t know whether I’m saying that I’ll strike more lightly when I’m angry, or whether I’m going to win completely. This kind of question is unnecessary.

An Sheng chuckled twice: "Uncle, I had a problem with my ears when I was doing a mission not long ago. I couldn't hear some words clearly. Would you like to ask me again?"

Now that An is in doom, the only way out is to pretend to be stupid.

"what!"

Uncle Ma was not too suspicious and took a few deep breaths.

"Compared to Nanny Bug or Gardevoir, which girl is the gentlest?"

"What kind of insects are you protecting, and what are the flowers in the sand?"

"I said, who is the gentlest girl compared to Nanny Bug and Gardevoir?!"

"What Mu Chong, what Naido?"

"It's the girl you like. Comparing it with Nanny Bug and Gardevoir, who has the gentlest character?"

Uncle Ma patiently explained.

An Jing decisively muddied the waters: "What kind of sand are you protecting? What are the insects? Uncle, why don't you go into more detail?"

The uncle started to be a little suspicious and said in a low voice: "Let me ask you, which one of them is the gentlest!"

An Sheng did not ask any more questions this time. Instead, he pretended to meditate for two seconds and patted his forehead in realization: "Uncle, you asked me to deal with these people! They have to deal with them gently!"

"Don't worry, who doesn't know that I am the gentlest person in the world!"

Uncle Ma was successfully diverted. He pulled An Ning's hair and started talking.

"People in our gym should be civilized and don't do everything first. While you wait for a while, they will already be impatient and they will definitely take action in a few minutes.

"At that time, we will not be the ones making trouble, but we will be defending.

"In the past, those of us in the gym were the first to take action. Now we finally have the opportunity to experience the feeling of proper defense. Don't waste it."

It makes sense to listen to An Sheng.

They were always the ones who made the first move, and they were already tired of it. They finally had something new to try, so they could just wait a little longer.

??Uncle Ma: "You dolls, how many times do you want me to say this? Uncle, I have no problem at all. I can hear clearly, see clearly, and can tell the difference between humans and elves within 20 centimeters."

?The embarrassing story of dog peace ([-]):

?Dog author: "I'm only telling one of you, don't tell others! Dog Anxiang was jumping around when he was a child. He once teased a sticky dragon, and he chased him down the street with a frying pan with a big belly, and his face changed. Throw it all away!”

?An Sheng: "Nonsense, do I have the face?!"

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