There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 162 Now please bring the Civil Affairs Bureau here. 〔Smile〕

"Don't be surprised, everyone! My brother has been single for so many years and finally found a girlfriend. Unexpectedly, the baby quickly asked for her again. It is inevitable that he will be a little shy."

An Sheng lowered her voice, padded the bag in her arms, pretended to clasp her fists, and turned around in a circle. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of the cunning look flashing in Casey's eyes. She made a calculation in her heart and immediately added:

"I'm still a single guy. This kind of thing is too harmful to my generation, so I can only entrust the elf to help me buy it. And his elf looks too fierce, so..."

An Sheng shrugged his shoulders pretending to be helpless, with an innocent look on his face.

Some of my peers who are also single nodded in understanding and pretended to feel the same, but they didn't know that An Sheng was getting closer and closer to being single. He was a pure traitor.

There was a lump in Casey's throat, and the words that had reached her throat were swallowed silently. She looked up at the blue sky, took out the bottle and began to soothe her mind.

It is not good for a trainer to be too smart, as the next plan can be guessed thoroughly.

Rose was the most confused, with her mouth open and speechless.

I think when he came out, he was still a pure-blooded free man, also known as a single.

Unexpectedly, I had two children so quickly. Will the next step be to have a family full of children and grandchildren?

"Hurry up and get it!"

There was no excitement to be seen, and the passers-by around him returned to their usual chattering behavior, especially some who took out their phones to explain to the other party why they were late.

An Sheng shrank her neck, patted Rose on the shoulder, and said generously: "Thank you for your hard work this time, I will give you two days off later."

Rose didn't say anything. She just took out the small debt book she carried with her and wrote down the two days of vacation. She looked at the total debt and nodded happily.

——You should be able to pay it off by the time you retire, right?

As soon as this idea came up, Rose mercilessly snuffed it out, and secretly mocked herself for being so imaginative, fearing that she would faint from the heat.

My young master is a character who is destined to be put on the street. Which enemy captured in previous missions has not been drained of value?

Even the most worthless people, under the influence of my compassion and compassion, cried bitterly and happily "voluntarily" signed the documents for organ donation and general surgery.

This made the medical school wonder more than once if they accidentally saved a murderer one day?

After all, no one expected that there would be an anonymous donor who had donated almost hundreds of times.

Is he a shadow clone?

……

"Didi beep beep beep——"

The little eDonkey made a festive shut-down sound, An Sheng casually hung the key on the keychain mounted on the wall next to it, and entered the living room with large and small bags of things.

In the living room, Xu Bailian was still sitting on the bed looking suspicious of life. When he saw An Sheng coming back, he quickly stepped forward to greet her, reached out to take the bag and opened it.

"Uh……"

Xu Bailian frowned and took out a bag of diapers from his bag, and then took out several bottles one after another. He was silent for a while and asked cautiously:

"Do you have a baby outside?"

"I'm going to have a little nephew to play with?"

"Pooh!"

"You're still underage!"

"Who did this shameless thing?!"

At the end of the conversation, Xu Bailian looked angry and rolled up his sleeves to go out and find trouble.

The younger brother they had brought up since childhood was deceived by a shameless guy outside, his innocence was ruined, and he still had a baby. It was simply unforgivable!

I have long said that Nai Tuanzi is so simple and kind, and is also very charitable. He always likes to treat others to eat peanuts. People outside are so insidious and cunning, especially the one who always likes to kill harassing phone calls when he has nothing to do. He has ulterior motives at first glance. The guy will definitely be deceived to the point where no bones are left. Isn’t it true now?

"My Shou Gong Sha is still there."

An Sheng rolled his eyes helplessly, waved his palm gently, and a light blue light appeared on Xu Bailian's surface, forcing him to sit on the bed obediently.

He looked back at the living room: "Where is my sister-in-law?"

"Maybe I had a bad stomach from eating in the morning, and now I'm vomiting in the bathroom. Jiuwei and Jiang Keke are there with me."

Xu Bailian stared at the position of An Ning's collarbone, his sharp gaze seemed to be looking through the clothes, his eyes were full of disbelief.

But now, I haven't forgotten to correct her: "She and I just agreed to be in a relationship, and we broke up last night. What you call her is wrong."

He pulled down the cuffs of his white clothes perfunctorily, chuckled quietly, took out the pregnancy test stick from his pocket and waved it in front of Xu Bailian's eyes, winked meaningfully, and skipped into the bathroom on the first floor.

Xu Bailian stared at the cheerful figure, feeling a little uncomfortable for no reason.

Although Naituanzi was a little perfunctory just now, you can see that Shou Gongsha is still there.

So this?

……

In the bathroom, Xi Qing squatted in front of the toilet with a ferocious expression, holding Jiang Keke's shoulder with one hand and covering his stomach with the other, and spit out acidic water from his mouth.

Kyuubi was behind her, hesitant, with his tail raised high, wanting to help pat it to relieve the pain, but he was afraid that he would use too much force, what if he patted the fetus out?

"I……"

Xi Qing saw An Sheng coming in, his eyes full of grievances.

She originally knew that she was pregnant. Although it was a bit difficult to accept it, she did not get too excited. Instead, because of her personality, she felt that this was good and let nature take its course.

But when she was looking up some things to pay attention to during pregnancy on the Internet, she happened to see an explanation about morning sickness.

Her imagination was pretty good, so she thought about it for a while.

Maybe it's a bit too real, so I watched a video and put it into perspective.

And that's it...

I suddenly felt like vomiting!

It's really just a scorpion poop - the only one.

"That? Test it?"

After thinking peacefully for a moment, I carefully recalled what I had learned. In the end, I could only hand over the pregnancy test stick, expressing my inability to do anything.

All his nurturing skills came from Xie Xia. He knew how to take care of the fetus and body because Xie Xia had taken care of the mothers of their heirs.

It is an inherited skill.

But there is really nothing that can be done about morning sickness.

After all, some science shows that morning sickness is to prevent pregnant women from eating too much and exercising too much in the early stages of pregnancy, so this reaction occurs to protect the baby.

There have always been divergent opinions on the scientific explanation in this regard, and naturally no one dares to set a precedent and try to solve it.

If you make a mistake, the consequences will be the lightest.

"No...what...what do you mean?"

Jiang Keke grabbed the pregnancy test stick with a dull look on her face, pointed at Anping and her best friend, and fell to the ground with a collapsed expression.

She asked: "When? Whose?"

With a click, in the small bathroom, there seemed to be three pairs of eyes shining with unprecedented light.

Casey originally wanted to take out a bottle of milk from behind his tail, but thinking about where he was now and that he didn't have such a heavy taste, he had no choice but to give up.

An Jing took out her phone and started video recording seriously.

A blush rose on Xi Qing's face, and he pretended to be calm, but his voice was soft and weak: "It was just a month ago, wasn't it just confirmed not long ago? He was drunk in my bar, and I didn't know the password of his mobile phone, so he just He stayed in the lounge over at the bar to sleep all night. Coco, didn't you sleep with me that night?

"Then I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Didn't I drink a glass of wine that night? Plus, I didn't wake up at the time, so I stumbled into the wrong room.

"Did Xu Bailian use... on you?"

An Sheng took a breath of cold air, her throat rolled hard, and she was thinking in her heart whether she should kill her relatives out of justice.

This is against the law!

The blush on Xi Qing's face became even heavier: "I thought I was dreaming that day, and I saw that Xu Bailian was really good-looking and beautiful, so I couldn't control it for a moment."

"No wonder you went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and came back in the morning! I thought you fell asleep squatting on the toilet!"

Jiang Keke slapped her forehead fiercely, wondering why she was so sleepy at that time. Wouldn't it be nice to go with her good sisters?

Now it's fine, the little sheep has been put into the wolf's mouth by itself.

Masculinity misleads people!

Jiang Keke was even more angry: "After this happened, he broke up with you last night!"

Xi Qing said a little embarrassedly: "I don't blame him. After I woke up, I...I wiped out all traces of the stolen goods."

An Sheng breathed a sigh of relief and raised his eyebrows unconsciously, not feeling sad at all that his good brother's innocence was lost for no reason.

After all, you are a good girl, with a soft temper and good looks, who is an absolutely good wife and mother. However, because of your appearance, you fall into a beauty trap and lose your innocence, and you will suffer the same loss.

And you didn’t pursue it, didn’t you?

Otherwise, why would you give a gift and let someone have a baby?

I was just a little surprised that Xu Bailian was the passive one.

But this also gave him a warning.

From now on, when you stay alone with Zhulan, you must lock the door at night to prevent her from making him cry with perfunctory reasons.

You have to be vigilant during the day. Zhulan doesn't hide it now. When he opens the video, his eyes seem to eat him up.

hiss……

Wait, he is the man?

An Jing suddenly felt a little sad. If you think about it carefully, his father, his grandfather, and all the ancestors he could count were passive.

So this runs in the family?

Shaking his head violently from side to side, Anran chose to give up thinking, led Kyuubi and Casey out of the bathroom, found a place to sit down, and watched the video carefully.

Well, although the photo is a bit shaky, if you post it on your friends circle, you will definitely get a lot of red envelopes.

Sister Bai and the others have always been very generous with their actions.

"Milk dumplings..."

"Ok?"

"Xiao Xiang!"

Xu Bailian, who came closer, was startled and quickly changed his name. He put his hands together and rubbed them vigorously, as if to grind out the sparks.

"Who did you buy these things for?"

An Sheng: "My little nephew! Of course, it could also be my little niece? Forget it, never mind, I'll pack everything in the store anyway."

Xu Bailian was lucky and scolded loudly: "Everyone goes to a place where there are babies and they don't even tell me! The brotherhood that we grew up with has been abandoned like this, it's unforgivable!"

"I curse him that if he gives birth to a son, his son will cause trouble for him every day! If he gives birth to a daughter, her daughter will be taken over early and become another family's little wife!"

"you……"

An Jing gave a thumbs up with admiration on his face.

As expected of you, you are capable of issuing such a vicious curse.

"I?"

Xu Bailian fell to the ground, unconsciously opening his mouth and biting his fingers, his eyes widened, and he carefully considered the short word over and over again. After confirming that it meant what he thought, there seemed to be a thunderbolt above his head. Cut down.

"Are you sure it's mine?"

Xu Bailian asked in silence.

An Anjing fished out the Gengar swimming in his eyes, and patted the little fat purple man's belly: "Come, tell your trainer, do you feel that Xi Qing has become closer to you?"

Perhaps because his ancestors have been dealing with ghost elves for a long time, his body inevitably has a unique aura, and his physique has also undergone some subtle changes, giving him a unique affinity for ghosts.

Unless Uncle Xu committed something stupid when he was young and left an illegitimate child outside, and then Xi Qing happened to meet him, he was definitely Xu Bailian's son.

Gengar nodded sincerely.

“I have a son to play (slash) with?”

Xu Bailian was silent for a long time, and then rushed to the bathroom on a rolling crawl. He carefully put his ear against the crack of the door and listened to the noise coming from inside.

He doesn't have any other advantages, except that he accepts facts very quickly.

But things are a bit dreamy!

It turns out that he became a playboy and a playboy in order to cure his fear of love syndrome. To put it simply, he did not dare to fall in love and had an inexplicable fear in this regard.

Otherwise, how could we just hold hands after so long?

The result is now good, and this process is skipped in one step.

This is the so-called since it can't solve the problem, then skip it?

He loved it! ! !

An Jian glanced out of the corner of his eye, then silently typed a line and posted it on Moments.

"Now please bring the Civil Affairs Bureau here. [Smile]"

It's such a meaningless sentence.

An Sheng has always known fishing techniques. He first piques the curiosity of others. After a while, he sends out the video, then takes a few photos and posts them together, which satisfies their gossip mentality. Once they are happy, the red envelopes they receive will definitely reward them. More!

It can fill up a small coffer again.

But then again, when it comes to videos, what does he seem to remember?

An Sheng placed her hand on her chin and looked through her previous memories. Suddenly her face froze. She quickly changed her account and opened a group called [I am a sand sculpture and I am happy].

Seeing words like "You are indeed wise and righteous" that filled the screen, An Sheng's eyes darkened, he took a deep breath and dialed Rose's number.

"Master, what's the matter?"

"For those active guys in the group, come back and double their training. No, twice!"

I was so happy when I was recording the video before, but now I feel so ashamed.

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