There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 142 Lucario: Zhulan is so bold!

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the scenery in the early morning, and it’s still so beautiful!”

With a tired look on his face and his shiny hair a little messy, it looked like Wang Shixiu, who had not rested last night, was holding a cup of coffee with a strong fragrance and looking at the white sky outside. I squeezed out two tears to remember my youth.

Since when had he never seen the sky at five in the morning?

It should be that after Hu Di was able to handle work documents independently, he had only seen the slightly cold bed at five in the morning, and the cup of cold tea on the bedside table.

Wang Shixiu just stood in front of the window. Even when he heard the door of his office being pushed open suddenly, he did not turn around. Instead, he quietly opened the window a crack.

A gust of breeze came in, blowing the corners of his clothes.

"Hey, old man, you won't stay up late to work, will you? Where did Hu Di go?"

Yu Tong, who had an oval face and a gentle face, did not speak in any way that suited his face. Both his tone and voice sounded a little careless. He glanced around the office and did not see the elf holding a candle at night. For a moment, Still a little surprised.

Wang Shixiu turned around, strolled to the seat behind the desk and sat down. He put down the coffee he was holding, his shoulders slumped, his expression changed, and he sighed helplessly.

"After practicing the tuba, Latias took Hu Di to get the trumpet. Needless to say, the elf's physical strength is good. It's like a perpetual motion machine. I can't go home now."

Yu Tong scoffed twice, then magically took out a document from his back and threw it on the table. He wanted to cross his legs, but when he saw the white skirt he was wearing, he had no choice but to give up the idea.

"Another bait plan, I just happened to pick it up on the way. This time, the one who will be killed first is An Jing."

When he said this, Yu Tong pushed down the long black hair on his forehead, raised the corners of his mouth, and showed helplessness on his face and smile: "Obviously our generation wants to fish every day, but the next generation wants to become 007. "

"Isn't this nonsense?! Ahem!"

Upon hearing the news, Wang Shixiu immediately jumped up and no longer looked like the harmless old man he had been before. Although he choked on his saliva midway, he still could not hide the majesty of the old lion king.

"Don't he know that he has been in trouble recently? If he hadn't been able to escape, I would have locked him up a long time ago and prevented him from wandering around. Now it's in vain..."

Wang Shixiu was breathing heavily, his chest was heaving violently, and the suit he was wearing was so tight that it looked like it was about to pop open.

"The catastrophe?"

Yu Tong frowned, turned sideways, glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, and confirmed the date: "The disaster of Anping has arrived, there is no point in worrying now!

"And I think this plan is pretty good, anyway..."

"There are so many heirs to the Eighteenth Line Master Gym. You have watched them grow up. How can you say such things now?"

Wang Shixiu yelled angrily, interrupting Yu Tong's next words. His shiny hair seemed to stand up gradually: "You know that in this disaster, he only has a slim chance of survival. Can he come back alive? You!"

The glaring eyes seemed to pierce Yu Tong's heart. Wang Shixiu knew that he didn't need to try so hard to hide himself now. He could release his emotions to his heart's content in front of these gym leaders who had been passed down from generation to generation.

Yu Tong's eyelids twitched fiercely, his eyes gradually became weird, his smile gradually became weird, his expression began to collapse, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a moment.

"I think you seem to have misunderstood something? That kid An Sheng has a good life. Unless he encounters a disaster like some mythical beast going crazy, nothing will happen to him.

"In the future I see, he will at most suffer a little bit this time, and everything else will go smoothly. What he encounters is just a peach blossom catastrophe. You don't think it's a life-or-death catastrophe, do you?"

Wang Shixiu's facial expression was stagnant, and he raised his right hand awkwardly in the air. He laughed twice to cover up: "It's not like you saw An Jing last time and said something like "Hold the hand, with the hand" without thinking. We grow old together]?

"I'm thinking these two sentences don't come from war poems from the pre-Qin period? I thought you were metaphorically saying that An Sheng has no chance to come back this time."

"Please! These two sentences express love now, and I'm not as arrogant as my mother. I will say the important things directly, okay?"

"But it was peaceful then..."

"As for the An family's general lack of emotional intelligence, do you think what they say can be trusted? And I also want to ask you, who doesn't know that in addition to being reckless, there is also a common problem among people who play with fire?"

"Pee your pants at night?"

"Low emotional intelligence! Low emotional intelligence!"

Yu Tong was speechless and patted the table, took a deep breath, and said this sentence in an extremely serious tone, and even emphasized his voice and tone in some important places.

After finishing speaking, she turned her head to the side, stared at the ceiling, and snorted arrogantly, indicating that she was still angry at Wang Shixiu's roar just now and needed someone to coax her.

She has been well protected since she was a child, so much so that now that she is a mother, she still retains a hint of girlishness.

Wang Shixiu pulled his hair and began to become restless.

He did think of beautiful love at the time, but he couldn't bear the thought of An An, who had lost his emotional intelligence.

Of course, that doesn't matter now.

The important thing is how to coax her well.

When he thought about how he had cursed before he could understand it clearly, Wang Shixiu felt that everything in the world was so gloomy.

……

"Ding dong!"

"Luca..."

Lucario, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, heard the notification sound on his cell phone. His ears moved, his eyes quietly opened a small slit, and he held the biting land shark on his body like a mountain king holding his little wife. Pull aside.

He took out a tissue from the coffee table and wiped the saliva stained on the hair on his head in disgust. Lucario kicked aside the ghost potted plant that had rubbed against it. He turned on his phone and read the message sent by Zhulan word by word, falling into silence.

The waveguide scanned the room, and when he realized that he really hadn't found the waveguide that he was so familiar with and had engraved into his bones, Lucario's ears suddenly stood up.

So how did Zhulan sneak out to buy ice cream and enter the peaceful room?

And what's the point of asking her to go over and knock An Ning unconscious?

Shouldn't...

Damn it, Anjing is still underage!

Lucario grunted, swallowed a mouthful of saliva as his throat rolled, and looked around suspiciously. His dangerous gaze fell on the ghost potted plant that was gradually approaching with a strange smile, and a white light flashed quietly in his eyes.

Oni Bonzai's illusory body swayed, and when he saw Lucario directly using the see-through move, and preparing to hit someone, he trembled, and with a swoosh, he got back into the wedge stone.

After a while, a ghost claw made of purple objects stretched out and inserted a sign that read "I don't know anything (x) I have fallen asleep (√)" in front of the wedge stone.

On the window sill over there, Rose Leiduo, who woke up early and wanted to welcome the first ray of light in the morning, suddenly twitched her body, plucked a bunch of hair from the ice elf, put it in the corner of her mouth to act as foam, and then swayed around After a few laps, there was a snapping sound, and he rested his head on the ice elf's belly and fell asleep.

Due to Roseredo's series of operations, the ice elf who was suddenly awakened lazily opened his eyes. Just when he was about to scream cutely, what he saw was a blue bone stick.

Feeling the breeze brought by the bone stick whizzing past her head, Roseredo's eyelids twitched a few times, and even her breathing became much more docile.

Every breath and every breath formed a resonance with the ice elf under his head.

Seeing Roseredo's obedient performance, Lucario nodded with satisfaction, and confirmed that all the elves were asleep. He even sneaked into the bedroom and checked that Carunai and Cattleya were hugging each other. After checking his sleeping condition, he opened the door of the guest room and went out.

Walking in the dark corridor, Lucario was holding two blue bone sticks made of waveguides in each hand. Every move he made was full of vigilance, and he was ready to knock people at any time.

When there is a fork in the corridor, Lucario does not choose to turn immediately. Instead, he sticks to the wall and pokes his head out to look around.

Although the waveguide has spread out, there is no need for these actions, but Lucario understands that he is doing bad things now, and it is an accident. Zhulan will be imprisoned for three years, so he naturally has to do something in line with the current situation. The action of behavior.

……

On the other side, just three seconds after Lucario opened the door and slipped out, Cattleya, who was originally confirmed to be asleep, with her head in Karuna's arms, suddenly opened her eyes.

Slowly breaking away from Karuna's arms, Cattleya went to bed barefoot, her long hair even falling down to her heels, and the tips of her hair tickled her heels.

As if dancing, she jumped over the elves who were boiling water in the living room. Cattleya opened the door a small crack and pressed her face against it. Her two eyes looked straight at the sneaky road through the small crack. Kallio.

After being woken up due to the unequal size of Karuna and Zhulan, it was just that Zhulan had disappeared. He must have gone to buy ice cream secretly.

But even after such a long time, Lucario still sneaked out. There must be something fishy about Gui Chong who still behaves like this!

Cattleya secretly gritted her teeth, held her long and luxuriant hair in her two little hands, and walked out barefoot, not forgetting to close the door thoughtfully.

Tiptoeing, Cattleya hid at the edge of the waveguide range emitted by Lucario and followed quietly.

……

"Is that enough? Your zipper hit my chest."

An Sheng yawned, pulled out the long hair that was accidentally held in her mouth, twisted her body, and was speechless.

"After holding on for so long, the first basket of steamed buns in the breakfast restaurant must have been bought. Why are you in such a hurry?"

Sirona was smiling, but her eyes were looking at the door every once in a while, hoping that Lucario would come over soon.

As for agreeing to leave peacefully before?

Don't believe it so easily when it comes to girls.

"It's only been a few minutes, maybe it's still there, and the second steamed buns at that breakfast shop are pretty good too..."

An Sheng took out her numb arm and shook it. She looked at the sky outside the window and then at the clock on the wall. Super powers surged in her body and she chose the big meat bun without any hesitation.

The main reason is that the two of them are not familiar enough now. An Sheng can guarantee that if the two of them really fall in love, unless the big meat buns are replaced by hand pancakes, scallion pancakes, etc., he will definitely choose a warm embrace.

Sirona smiled slightly, as if her hands from the devil stretched out, pinched someone's earlobe, and performed a skillful operation.

……

"Conscience geigei, I feel the master's call!"

Still in the trash can, EQ held the short hand of conscience with both identity and sadness, and tears in his eyes were full of sweetness, bitterness, and saltiness.

"Master, he needs me!"

"EQ meimei, you don't have to worry about me! I believe in miracles, one day the master will summon me!"

Conscience patted the emotional intelligence hand away with encouragement, and watched it start step by step, full of difficulties, and when it almost climbed to the edge of the trash can, the tears in its eyes could no longer stop.

When Eqi stood on the edge of the trash can and looked down in high spirits, Guangliang turned away his head and waved his hand, signaling her to leave quickly. Big drops of tears fell down and fell to the bottom of the trash can, breaking into eight pieces. .

However, the response given by EQ was a heavy sound of falling to the bottom of the trash can.

Conscience hurriedly opened his eyes and looked towards the source of the sound, only to see his EQ meimei lying there with scars all over his body, his eyes showing all the vicissitudes of life, and his smile free and easy.

"EQ meimei, what's wrong??"

Conscience quickly ran over, hugged Emotional Quotient into his arms, and stroked its face. His concern was self-evident.

"It's nothing, conscience geigei, I'm just defeated by reality! That comes from the reality of scallion pancakes, hand pancakes, pancakes, fried chicken, cola burgers..."

Emotional intelligence gently touches the face of conscience and whispers.

"The society outside is so realistic, let's just live here with peace of mind! Conscience is geigei."

"No problem, EQ meimei."

“geigei…”

"meimei..."

……

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"Sirona, I'm hungry, why don't you let me eat something?"

Peace, whose superpowers were interrupted again, once again collapsed, with no desire to move in his body. He looked at the bag on the coffee table helplessly, with pitiful helplessness and grievance evident on his face.

Well, I'm afraid he said something wrong before.

Before his memory was sealed, he should have really liked Sirona, otherwise he wouldn't have told her about this switch that could interrupt superpowers.

The most important thing is that I am not addictive. If I am lucky, I might come back. Do I have to keep holding on to me like this?

Sirona said it was necessary, otherwise someone would die.

"You are the goddess of battle! It's very damaging to your image if you hold me like this and won't let go."

An Jing persuaded him earnestly, although the girl's embrace was warm and soft, the reality of scallion pancakes, hand pancakes, pancakes, cola, fried chicken burgers... made him understand that no matter how fragrant and sweet a girl is, It cannot be eaten as food!

As a person who has to put something in his mouth every once in a while... Bah, cute foodie, An Heng's tolerance for hunger has always been very low.

"No, who knows if you can teleport away."

"I'm warning you one last time, let go!"

??Hello everyone, I am not a dog author, I am An Jing who is definitely not a loser.

?Tell me about a dog author who is a foodie. How can he be called a loser?I have to come to him to reason about this.

?The result is still very good. The dog author has sincerely realized his mistake and has now voluntarily stayed in the dark room to reflect for a few days. I will take over everything today.

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